Massage Parlor Reports

After reading all the great reviews about this place I decided to see what all the hype was about. I did a quick search and got the address and off I was. I went in and requested vivian, she was currently occupied. I went with victoria. Got a TS which I haven't had since the back in the day at Pinetree or even back further absolute, it was great. Victoria then gave a stellar massage. The flip was as expected based on the reviews here. I had a fantastic time and will return soon. Thanks to all who reccomended this gem.

Be safe out there

Gentleman,

I have tried a few AMP's in DC and my last visit to IHC was terrible! The reports on JHH have been all positive and I am very interested in going there. However, I do not know their location or phone # If one of you would PM me with that information I'd greatly appreciate it!

Help a brotha out!

Thank You

[QUOTE=BWalker;1149851]Long time Monger new to this forum. Visited today around 2pm, saw luby for hour. Donation 70 plus $ tip. Everything was on the menu. Declined ts due to time constraints with work. Mediocre massage but GFE made up for it. I prefer this anyway. Natural Cs with good body. Face 7, body 8, 25-30 age. Started with 10 minutes on back, hands free to roam. On the flip nice CBJ than to cow girl, mish and finished with hard from behind. Left very happy. Will return.[/QUOTE]Aside from this report, has anyone else been to ML lately? It used to be my go to (I am a bit more partial to korean women over other asian ethnicities) , but I haven't been in awhile.

After all the jubilation about Vivian at jhh, I hate to rain on the gay parade but.

One thing I almost found out the hard way when I was a young soldier stationed in San Francisco is this.

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a Dude. 25 years later,

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a dude with a sex change.

Hate to say this since jhh is my favorite place on earth. If I wanted to be 'springerized' I would go to ML.

I realize I will be flamed to deaf by my fellow brothers. With my last words I would like to say I regret that I have but one life to give for the monger nation

[QUOTE=Dick Slinger;1156755]HATE TO RAIN ON THE GAY PARADE[/QUOTE]Ain't that grand! Of all the truths I've learned from society, the following is gold. Men who refer to themselves as Dick, born without the name, are raging closet case homosexuals. Many have lost their hair in the process due to the stress of living a lie. There are no transexuals at JH and none at ML, so stop spreading lies. Grow up kid and leave these men alone.

[QUOTE=Dick Slinger; 1156755]After all the jubilation about Vivian at jhh, I hate to rain on the gay parade but.

One thing I almost found out the hard way when I was a young soldier stationed in San Francisco is this.

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a Dude. 25 years later,

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a dude with a sex change.

Hate to say this since jhh is my favorite place on earth. If I wanted to be 'springerized' I would go to ML.

I realize I will be flamed to deaf by my fellow brothers. With my last words I would like to say I regret that I have but one life to give for the monger nation[/QUOTE]Mr. Slinger.

I have been with quite a few, taller asian providers over the years, as well as meeting a few very tall asian waitresses. I don't think that any ofthem were transgendered. Have you ever been to an AMP? If so you would most likely have seen a taller provider. All asian women are not 5'0-5'6. Viv is probably 5'10 or 5'11. It's just harder to tell when they don't have the colored tape on the door frame, and everyone looks taller when they're sitting on your chest or face. TOFTT and set up an appointment with Viv and you will come back a better monger, or if not, at least a less homophobic one.

GTR

Do you think Viv is Chinese?

I hate to bring bad news but I think I got herpes from last JHH.

It's not like it's bothering me a lot but it surely bothers my wife.

Should I bring my own towels next time? Everything I got was fully covered.

[QUOTE=Ozlobin;1156908]Do you think Viv is Chinese?[/QUOTE]Viv is fromTaiwan.

[QUOTE=Ozlobin;1156908]Do you think Viv is Chinese?[/QUOTE]As a matter of fact I do. I've been going there since they moved from Dulaney Vally Road. I would say that all of my providers have been Chinese. Chinese AMPs are mostly in private houses. And usually they leave the porch light on.

I've asked many of the girls where they are from. And most of them come back with"Bejing". After spending a 55 min. Hr. With Viv, I came to the same conclusion. Also, I haven't seen that many light skinned asian providers. I really think she has a little caucasian in her genes. (You can take that anyway you waant to)

A lot of them will just say Beijing reflexively because they know the average American only knows of Beijing. If they realize that you know a little bit more about China, they will tell you. They will also say Shanghai, which is like their New York. Northern Chinese tend to be taller and more fair complected.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1157229]As a matter of fact I do. I've been going there since they moved from Dulaney Vally Road. I would say that all of my providers have been Chinese. Chinese AMPs are mostly in private houses. And usually they leave the porch light on.

I've asked many of the girls where they are from. And most of them come back with"Bejing". After spending a 55 min. Hr. With Viv, I came to the same conclusion. Also, I haven't seen that many light skinned asian providers. I really think she has a little caucasian in her genes. (You can take that anyway you waant to) [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dick Slinger; 1156755]After all the jubilation about Vivian at jhh, I hate to rain on the gay parade but.

One thing I almost found out the hard way when I was a young soldier stationed in San Francisco is this.

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a Dude. 25 years later,

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a dude with a sex change.

Hate to say this since jhh is my favorite place on earth. If I wanted to be 'springerized' I would go to ML.

I realize I will be flamed to deaf by my fellow brothers. With my last words I would like to say I regret that I have but one life to give for the monger nation[/QUOTE]You are evil, you ruined all my appetite. Now I only can think how big her shoulders or foot.

Fellow Mongers.

I don't know what's going on on 140, but three of 4 AMPs were closed today. 9921's "Open" sign was gone. 1310's door was locked and no answer at the Tag location. I did find the wild ____ yonder open, and got excellent service for the standard tuition. Again, not sure what's happening, but be careful.

Baldconan1

[QUOTE=Dick Slinger; 1156755]After all the jubilation about Vivian at jhh, I hate to rain on the gay parade but.

One thing I almost found out the hard way when I was a young soldier stationed in San Francisco is this.

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a Dude. 25 years later,

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a dude with a sex change.

Hate to say this since jhh is my favorite place on earth. If I wanted to be 'springerized' I would go to ML.

I realize I will be flamed to deaf by my fellow brothers. With my last words I would like to say I regret that I have but one life to give for the monger nation[/QUOTE]Maybe this means michelle wee realy should be on the men's tour.

[QUOTE=Bmore Slim;1156826]Ain't that grand! Of all the truths I've learned from society, the following is gold. Men who refer to themselves as Dick, born without the name, are raging closet case homosexuals. Many have lost their hair in the process due to the stress of living a lie. There are no transexuals at JH and none at ML, so stop spreading lies. Grow up kid and leave these men alone.[/QUOTE]Let me know when your Jerry Springer episode airs so I can laugh my repressed homosexual ass off when she tells you on national tv. Transgendered individuals do exist and many make there living providing sexual services to.

Unsuspecting customers. For the record I have all my hair (a huge nappy afro) and dick slinger my user name.

Refers to the fact that I sling my dick much like a gunslinger. Did not mean to insult anyone just providing food for thought. I am just not slinging it in an over 6 ft Chinese girl unless she comes out with Yow Ming and he says " relax this is my sister".

[QUOTE=Bmore Slim;1156826]Ain't that grand! Of all the truths I've learned from society, the following is gold. Men who refer to themselves as Dick, born without the name, are raging closet case homosexuals. Many have lost their hair in the process due to the stress of living a lie. There are no transexuals at JH and none at ML, so stop spreading lies. Grow up kid and leave these men alone.[/QUOTE]Let me know when your Jerry Springer episode airs so I can laugh my repressed homosexual ass off when she tells you on national tv. Transgendered individuals do exist and many make there living providing sexual services to unsuspecting customers. For the record I have all my hair (a huge nappy afro) and dick slinger my user name.

Refers to the fact that I sling my dick much like a gunslinger. Did not mean to insult anyone just providing food for thought. I am just not slinging it in an over 6 ft Chinese girl unless she comes out with Yow Ming and he says " relax this is my sister".

[QUOTE=Dick Slinger; 1158529]Let me know when your Jerry Springer episode airs so I can laugh my repressed homosexual ass off when she tells you on national tv. Transgendered individuals do exist and many make there living providing sexual services to unsuspecting customers. For the record I have all my hair (a huge nappy afro) and dick slinger my user name.

Refers to the fact that I sling my dick much like a gunslinger. Did not mean to insult anyone just providing food for thought. I am just not slinging it in an over 6 ft Chinese girl unless she comes out with Yow Ming and he says " relax this is my sister". [/QUOTE]You sure seem to be the expert on trannies. In fact, you seem to be the first guy on any of the AMP boards that I have read for the last twenty years who is obsessed with trannies, Dick. Trannies have dicks, too, don't they Dick?

I noticed 1310 door was locked a month or so ago and that took me to 9921 who was open at the time. I was wondering if it was just for that day but I guess 1310 is gone for good. Will stop by there once more just to check one more time, then move on.

[QUOTE=Baldconan1; 1157744]Fellow Mongers.

I don't know what's going on on 140, but three of 4 AMPs were closed today. 9921's "Open" sign was gone. 1310's door was locked and no answer at the Tag location. I did find the wild ____ yonder open, and got excellent service for the standard tuition. Again, not sure what's happening, but be careful.

Baldconan1[/QUOTE]

I must have missed the 6ft tall Vivian. She may have been the one sitting down when I was introduced to the group of them. I hade "Selena" but I was introduced to a kind of thick one who had a cute face, a small and slighly older one and a very pretty one that was sitting down. I should have got all their names before I left. As far as tall asian women go, B&B had a slim tall one that looked like she should have been a model or something. Only saw her once and I know for a fact that she was a female. LOL

I have seen this page a few times on CL and I was wondering if anyone has ever tried the services. Seems like it is very ligit but not sure how ligit! Any info on this?

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2271107754.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Dick Slinger; 1156755]After all the jubilation about Vivian at jhh, I hate to rain on the gay parade but.

One thing I almost found out the hard way when I was a young soldier stationed in San Francisco is this.

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a Dude. 25 years later, a 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a dude with a sex change.

Hate to say this since jhh is my favorite place on earth. If I wanted to be 'springerized' I would go to ML.

I realize I will be flamed to deaf by my fellow brothers. With my last words I would like to say I regret that I have but one life to give for the monger nation[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Dick Slinger; 1158529]Let me know when your Jerry Springer episode airs so I can laugh my repressed homosexual ass off when she tells you on national tv. Transgendered individuals do exist and many make there living providing sexual services to unsuspecting customers. For the record I have all my hair (a huge nappy afro) and dick slinger my user name.

Refers to the fact that I sling my dick much like a gunslinger. Did not mean to insult anyone just providing food for thought. I am just not slinging it in an over 6 ft Chinese girl unless she comes out with Yow Ming and he says " relax this is my sister".[/QUOTE]Let's review things here for the moment:
[INDENT]You claim you have "[I]one life to give for the monger nation[/I]."

You've been a member of this forum since October 2008.

You've contributed [B]four[/B] (4) whole posts to the boards (one of them a duplicate).

Yet, you've managed to piss-off more than a couple members in all of that activity. [/INDENT]
Not a good way to start, if you can call making your fourth post since October 2008 a "start". You might want to re-examine and re-evaluate your stances and try starting over. Act like a member in good standing. Contribute useful posts. Be less prickly. Just a suggestion. Yours to do with how you like.

Regards,

R:R

[QUOTE=Blkninj01; 1158769]I have seen this page a few times on CL and I was wondering if anyone has ever tried the services. Seems like it is very ligit but not sure how ligit! Any info on this?

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2271107754.html[/url][/QUOTE]I tried her services in the past and while a great massage it is totally legit. She and another girl rent out a house but it was definitely a weird situation. During the massage the other woman's husband apparently came home with the groceries and the kids so I am stark naked under a towel while she went into the other room to put away the cheerios. Anyways good massage but not extras and there are better legit massage providers.

Has anyone been with KB since she moved? Curious to hear about it.

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman; 1158966]Let's review things here for the moment:
[INDENT]You claim you have "[I]one life to give for the monger nation[/I]."

You've been a member of this forum since October 2008.

You've contributed [B]four[/B] (4) whole posts to the boards (one of them a duplicate).

Yet, you've managed to piss-off more than a couple members in all of that activity. [/INDENT]
Not a good way to start, if you can call making your fourth post since October 2008 a "start". You might want to re-examine and re-evaluate your stances and try starting over. Act like a member in good standing. Contribute useful posts. Be less prickly. Just a suggestion. Yours to do with how you like.

Regards,

R:R[/QUOTE]I leave the country for one week and look as the silliness that starts up. Transgender? Are you kidding me. Frankly I wouldn't care if she was from Mars with the service she gives but this is just silly. I was the one that told everyone to beat a path to JHH and I can't wait till I get back later this week. In fact I got on tonight (where I am, it is night) to see if Vivian was still at JHH and had to read this. At least I know she is still there.

If she is a TG, it was the best of operations. Everything looked very natural to me. The hormone therapy must have worked too and (s) he really knows how to please. So what's the problem even if you are correct which I doubt.

I promise I will be making an appointment as soon as I get back in a couple of days. I have been thinking about it a lot for a couple of weeks now. My fear was that wshe would leave before I got back but it sounds like she has been busy lately so maybe she will stick around. Fortunately she gave me her digets and I will be able to call her directly. But let's all try to keep her busy so she never leaves.

Stay safe boys!

[QUOTE=Dick Slinger; 1158529]Let me know when your Jerry Springer episode airs so I can laugh my repressed homosexual ass off when she tells you on national tv. Transgendered individuals do exist and many make there living providing sexual services to unsuspecting customers. For the record I have all my hair (a huge nappy afro) and dick slinger my user name.

Refers to the fact that I sling my dick much like a gunslinger. Did not mean to insult anyone just providing food for thought. I am just not slinging it in an over 6 ft Chinese girl unless she comes out with Yow Ming and he says " relax this is my sister".[/QUOTE]This is pretty funny to read actually I'm enjoying it. As to vivian she isn't 6 ft tall she's actually around 5'9". When I saw her last I actually asked her and then we compared height. So I don't know if she qualifies under your stereotype of 6ft+ Chinese women from SF

[QUOTE=Harmankardon;1159285]I tried her services in the past and while a great massage it is totally legit. She and another girl rent out a house but it was definitely a weird situation. During the massage the other woman's husband apparently came home with the groceries and the kids so I am stark naked under a towel while she went into the other room to put away the cheerios. Anyways good massage but not extras and there are better legit massage providers.[/QUOTE]I thought she was ligit. Not sure about wanting the familiy around while I am there. Think I will pass on that one. Thanks for the info.

Been going to JHH for a few years. Always reliable service. Upon entrance a middle aged attractive woman that normally I would go right to the room, but today I made up mind to ask for Vivian. Vivian had to summoned from upstairs, she came down and there she was : tall and attractive, a little on thin side but nice figure.

As usual I got a nice massage, special attention to my neck and shoulders. She did a nice job, she relaxed my muscles such that this morning my shoulders and neck were cracking on their own!

Every girl had their special talent and style and Vivian softness at first opened up and unleashed the woman inside. I highly recommend.

Alas, all good things must come to an end. I saw Viv recently and she told me she was going back to SF later today. She will be missed.

What we need is a shift change at ML!

Went to JHH today with a purpose in mind, to see Vivian. I'm glad I did as she is everything that has been said about her and more. To bad guys but this sexxy Taiwanese lady is on her way back to California but will return. We exchanged cell numbers to keep in touch, she even called me later to make sure I had a good time. How many times does that happen ????

Reporting a couple of weeks after the fact.

Was happy to see the security, when the mamasan poked her head in the little window on the side and took me in to a thin but good looking provider for. 7. There was some awkwardness with the have you been here before, decided to just say the truth (no) , but have been to other places.

Ts area wasnt the best and the loofah seemed like it was well worn and she didn't pay a lot of attention to the boys and seemed distracted, then to sauna, hung around there a bit. 20 mins down. Back to room she says you know what you want, I say everything and everything was on the table. Many variations were tried till the dog yielded the result. Total damage $.6.

Looks 7.

Communication 5.

Service 8.

Overall 7

[QUOTE=Laxman #2; 1159857]Alas, all good things must come to an end. I saw Viv recently and she told me she was going back to SF later today. She will be missed.

What we need is a shift change at ML![/QUOTE]Def need a shift change at ML! I stopped by a week ago and saw ginnie / jeannie. I have seen her multiple times and usually the experience is solid. But this past visit was pretty bad. My hour massage turned into basically a half hour.

Viv is leaving on 23rd AFAIK, so today is your last chance.

[QUOTE=Ozlobin;1160690]Viv is leaving on 23rd AFAIK, so today is your last chance.[/QUOTE]As I stated before she left yesterday. Too late now.

[QUOTE=Ozlobin;1160690]Viv is leaving on 23rd AFAIK, so today is your last chance.[/QUOTE]Sorry but you are wrong. She left yesterday the 22nd. Too late!

[QUOTE=Dickster;1160874]Sorry but you are wrong. She left yesterday the 22nd. Too late![/QUOTE]That is the story of my life; I should have been here yesterday. I just got back to the good old USA and was hoping to get one last shot (so to speak) at Vivian. Oh well, Victoria and Lucy are also great providers. I have seen both multiple times and the service was excellent with both and they have a great attitude like Vivian. Neither is as nice looking as Vivian and Victoria could loose a couple of pounds, but they are always worth a return visit. I'll hit it this weekend and report.

[QUOTE=Ozlobin;1160690]Viv is leaving on 23rd AFAIK, so today is your last chance.[/QUOTE]I looked at the abbreviations list and didn't see that one!

[QUOTE=BertV;1161863]I looked at the abbreviations list and didn't see that one![/QUOTE]That is what it stands for.

[QUOTE=Dickster;1160874]Sorry but you are wrong. She left yesterday the 22nd. Too late![/QUOTE]I was planning to go to JHH and try out Vivian this weekend. Should've gone earlier. If anyone of you have info on when will Vivian return, please let us know.

Who else in JHH is worth visiting?

[QUOTE=Dickster;1160337]Went to JHH today with a purpose in mind, to see Vivian. I'm glad I did as she is everything that has been said about her and more. To bad guys but this sexxy Taiwanese lady is on her way back to California but will return. We exchanged cell numbers to keep in touch, she even called me later to make sure I had a good time. How many times does that happen?[/QUOTE]Please let us know if you know when she will be back.

[QUOTE=Night Kid; 1162204]I was planning to go to JHH and try out Vivian this weekend. Should've gone earlier. If anyone of you have info on when will Vivian return, please let us know.

Who else in JHH is worth visiting? [/QUOTE]Victoria and Lucy are both excellent providers with great attitudes. Victoria is a few pounds over weight but very nice.