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Merry Christmas to all and to all a sweet DREAM
Just want to take this time to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and Happy safe New Year.
May all of your NAUGHTY dreams with me, cum true in the New Year to cum.
Happy Holidays,
Jerseygirl.
XoXoXoXo
Aw Man, You've already unwrapped our present!
[QUOTE=Jerseygirl; 1337009]Just want to take this time to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and Happy safe New Year.
May all of your NAUGHTY dreams with me, cum true in the New Year to cum.
Happy Holidays,
Jerseygirl.
XoXoXoXo[/QUOTE]I've NEVER had a naughty dream with you. Just nice warm soggy cuddly ones!
Kisses under the mistletoe back atcha.
(And thanks for the favor!)
Quasi
I'm I the only that thinks this add looks fishy! Just saying.
[QUOTE=Yaki89; 1338612]Hello, Gentlemen of Orlando!
We Love to spend time with quality Upscale men that know how to treat Classy woman.
Were very seductive and easily seduced, always classy and very satisfying.
We pride ourself on cleansiness & elegance, yet I'm an open minded, down to earth, 'girls next door'type, that loves to have fun & explore new experiences.
SEXY*HOT*LATINAS.
100% REAL PIC. 100% iNDEPENDENT & ALWAYS RELIABLE
NO BODYGUARD / NO DRAMA / DISCREET & PROFESSIONAL
Call Us Your sure to have a great time.
321-682-6098[/QUOTE]If I'm wrong I will openly apologize! But your title says you are a regular member! Isn't that title for male mongers? Did your handler post this add for you? Shouldn't you be titled as a forum advertiser? Also you have some balls to advertise here on the forum using fake pictures! Hate to call you out but I can provide proof that the gal in the blue shirt and panties is a gal named Tammy's picture who advertised on BP a while back even a few years ago as well! What a way to start off on this forum! Although I do support a providers right to her privacy I'm just saying the picture in your add is not you! Can you explain? Don't worry we have time when you are ready! OP
Girls: watch out for a guy named Luis phone #321-805-2234
I don't typically post on here besides the occasional advertising, however I felt this needed to be out there so other providers would be aware of this guy.
He contacted me yesterday for an appt, I couldn't see him til tonight, so he set a date for 8 pm. I called him at 7 pm to confirm and give him directions. He said ok and that he'd be on his way. He was coming from Kissimmee and I'm in Christmas so figured about an hour away. He was to call me when he got to Taylor Creek so I could meet him at a location close to my house so I could see his I'd before he follows me home. He hadn't done this before. Anyways, I texted him a little after 8 to find out where he was, he said about 15 min away. I said ok and reminded him to call me on Taylor Creek, he said ok. He calls me in 20 min to say hes on Taylor Creek, so I give him a few min then go to my location. I'm there about 10 min, he should have been there by then, I sent him a text asking if he was lost? He said he was there. I told him he was not, cause I was there and couldn't see him. He told me he'd be in a blue civic, there was no blue civic in sight. He kept on saying "I'm here". I told him to call me cause he was not in Christmas, so I could give him directions again, he responded with "I don't think so". He hadn't even left! I asked him if he was just messing with me, and he said yeah. I told him off and he told me to have a nice life as a prostitute. And was very rude in the texts to follow. This man is a waste of time and very aggrevating. I passed up 2 possible appts cause this guy set a date and kept me believing it would happen. So he cost me money as well.
I enjoy every minute of what I do as a provider, but sometimes we have to deal with assholes, that's life.
Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Helen.
[url]www.helenluvsgfe.escort-site.com[/url]
Ok, I laughed, but not until the very end! LOL
[QUOTE=BarnabyJon; 1344109]As we provide references to the girls shouldn't they provide us?
1. Submit to a urine drug screening.
2. Show us their bank statement with at least $10, 000 and a retirement plan.
3. Hiv test completed in the past 24hrs.
4. Molly maid service receipt and air filters in every room.
5. At least 10 parking spaces available with their name on it.
6. No visible neihbors to be seen.
7. Expensive area.
8. Extreme porn style techniques
9. Have very high morals.
After this we can proceed with our GFE and hand them our $6 LOL.
I'm not serious just being hilarious. Hope this makes some laughs with the ladys.
Merry christmas everyone and have a good new year![/QUOTE]When I first started reading it I think smoke was coming out of my ears, LOL! But after I got through it I really did laugh. Thanks, I needed that!
You have a Merry Christmas as well beautiful.
[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1344766]Just want to wish everyone a Very Merry Christmas. Also wanted to thank everyone for a wonderful year. Looking forward to another fun filled year to cum.
XOXOXO Ashley[/QUOTE]And a Happy New Year.