Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tee Time]I have been there twice and struck out both times. I only went back the second time because someone on here said to try again. When I did and got nowhere I questioned him about his recommendation to go back and he said that he had not been there but usually places are cooler the second time.

Great tip buddy. Anyway I have not heard about anything here which is a shame as there are a couple of hotties.[/QUOTE]
Just south from TES on M there is a nice asian place. Very good luck all 3 times I went there.

Recent Devon spa visit. Called ahead for an appt. Took my pick of the two avail. Must have been some confusion because the other one came to the room. This first one acted as if she didn't understand, but I kept telling her the other lady. Finally T came in and I asked her to do the massage. Usual questions, gave my standard answer, yes. Decent massage. I rubbed her legs to show interest. On to the flip, top open, nice handy work, sweet tasting nips too. Left standard tip.

New Japanese girl was supposed to arrive last week. Anyone been there to sample? HM

[QUOTE=Blueknot]Greetings all! It's time for my amp report. It's overdue and will be a combo of visits starting with most recent.

Bridgeport spa - 35th/halsted. Nothing fancy. No shower, but clean. Not too crazy about location. It's out in the open. Anyhoo. Walked in, saw two twentysomething latin girls and one older asian woman, plus a nice lookin one behind the counter. I asked for a half at .4 and got the petite latina. She asked the usual q's and I offered the usual answers. :p. The massage was average On the flip negotiation ensued quickly. As usual with latinas, and this isn't a slam, 50/50/50 was suggested. However, I was only interested in a hr we settled on .5. Hr was average. What more can I say. It wasn't among the best, but it certainly wasn't the worst.

7th heaven - this was supposed to be a holiday treat. I walked in expecting to see one of the new lil babes, instead I got a lil stocky Asian. I opted for the half at .4 too. I figured I'd at least get a decent massage, which I did. Unfortunatly, to my dismay, no menu was offered nor implied. I was a bit miffed considering I usually struck gold. The funniest part, I'm sure most would agree, is how they try to play you with complements about your size, physique or looks. Anyhoo. I'll go back soon, but only if I can land the nice looking brunette girl I saw the last time.

Cermak Latinas - checked this one out on a whim. This was a cl find. I walked in and found 3 or 4 guys waiting in a designated lounge area for their turn. Needless to say this was a bit weird as I prefer not to run into "crowds" when I'm descreetly trying to work out the kinks. Anyhoo, I was about to take off when I saw the best lookin one, by the name of a-something, come out from the rear. I had seen her before too. She was taller than the rest and had a nice body to boot. As usual, I opted for the half at .4. The complete menu was offered, but I was only interested in the hr. I got a really good massage, excellent hr and a hot towel wipe down afterwards. Although I didn't are for the waking room setup this girl is worth the trip. It's too bad she doesn't fly solo.

Well, that's it for now. Til next time, happy hunting, toftt and good luck. Any q's fee free to pm.[/QUOTE]Thx for a great report but I can't seem to find the address for Cermack Latinas. I'm interesting in checking it out for myself after your comments.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/985480166.html[/url]

[url]http://sweetchicagomassage.massage4body.com/inside.php[/url]

[QUOTE=Mike Steele]Thx for a great report but I can't seem to find the address for Cermack Latinas. I'm interesting in checking it out for myself after your comments.[/QUOTE]Try looking under therapeutic section, 2800 block of Cermak.

[QUOTE=Mike Steele]Thx for a great report but I can't seem to find the address for Cermack Latinas. I'm interesting in checking it out for myself after your comments.[/QUOTE]

Could this be the Latina place located at 2841 W Cermak? There is no name posted on the business. I dropped in one evening last week just to check it out and ask a few questions about massage to get a feel of the place....pleasant reception area--lights are turned low. I talked to a cute & sleepy young latina with blond curly hair, who was lying on a sofa wrapped under a sheet. $60 for massage, no appt. needed. I said I would be back later, and left. Maybe someone will tofft. I've already spent my monthly massage allowance.


Addendum:

I just noticed this on CL

special on spanish and african american girls!!!! (2841 w. cermak/california)
Reply to: [email]serv-988574142@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2009-01-11, 11:03AM CST


$50/hour with tble shower and steam room 773_376_1170

* Location: 2841 w. cermak/california
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
*
* License info: massage establishment exp.8-15-10

PostingID: 988574142

Sometimes they try to pull fast ones on us. You go to a place expecting one price and when you get there its $10 more.

Perfect example: Look at Higuey's post below. Notice the CL ad was for $50, but when he went there on a recon he was quoted $60.

One way to combat this is to print any ad you see and take the copy with you. Then if they try to pull a fast one, you can tell them 'nicely' - No, your ad shows $50/hour with table shower included. Then see if they honor it.
If they still disagree, show 'em the ad and watch their reaction. At this point any place should agree with you.

Now during all of this, pay attention to their attitude and facial expressions. Otherwise you may get bad service.

If they don't display a good attitude and honor the price, tell them they are wrong for what they are trying to pull and start walking. As you are leaving, tell them you are gonna spread the word to warn others about this.
Very important note - make sure you POST it here so we are informed.

Another thing they will try do is add a fee (usually $10) to the shower when its supposed to be included. Don't let them pull that either. When you make a visit, go informed and if necessary carry a copy of the ad with you. This will keep them honest and cut down on the BS.

my .02


[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]Could this be the Latina place located at 2841 W Cermak? There is no name posted on the business. I dropped in one evening last week just to check it out and ask a few questions about massage to get a feel of the place....pleasant reception area--lights are turned low. I talked to a cute & sleepy young latina with blond curly hair, who was lying on a sofa wrapped under a sheet. $60 for massage, no appt. needed. I said I would be back later, and left. Maybe someone will tofft. I've already spent my monthly massage allowance.


Addendum:

I just noticed this on CL

special on spanish and african american girls!!!! (2841 w. cermak/california)
Reply to: [email]serv-988574142@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2009-01-11, 11:03AM CST


$50/hour with tble shower and steam room 773_376_1170

* Location: 2841 w. cermak/california
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
*
* License info: massage establishment exp.8-15-10

PostingID: 988574142[/QUOTE]

First time hobbyist to AMP.

Had my first time a few hours ago at Violet and it was great.

Michelle was her name HH+TS+HJ+BJ+FS+TIP=170

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]Could this be the Latina place located at 2841 W Cermak? There is no name posted on the business. I dropped in one evening last week just to check it out and ask a few questions about massage to get a feel of the place....pleasant reception area--lights are turned low. I talked to a cute & sleepy young latina with blond curly hair, who was lying on a sofa wrapped under a sheet. $60 for massage, no appt. needed. I said I would be back later, and left. Maybe someone will tofft. I've already spent my monthly massage allowance.

Addendum:

I just noticed this on CL

[quote]special on spanish and african american girls!!!! (2841 w. cermak/california)
Reply to: [email]serv-988574142@craigslist.org[/email] [?]
Date: 2009-01-11, 11:03AM CST

$50/hour with tble shower and steam room 773_376_1170

* Location: 2841 w. cermak/california
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
*
* License info: massage establishment exp.8-15-10[/quote][/QUOTE]I made it there today. This turned out to be pretty good.

I called first and was told to come right in.

When I arrived I was let in by a very sexy black girl, maybe 24.

I did also see the sleepy latina curled up on the couch. Very cute.

She told me $50 for a table shower and massage.

She let the little latina sleep and led me in back.

The table shower was pretty thorough. She asked if it was alright to wash everything.

On to the massage.

Pretty standard, kinda light. I've had better. Walked out very satisfied.

When I left, the cute little latina was just waking up. I will definitely return and I think I'll get the latina next time.

PM me for details. This is one new place that I want to keep open.

Hey guys I wanted to share my experience of AOL Massage this past Friday. I usually get Crystal but I was told she was on vacation so I took Carla who was also Latina (they are all Latinas). Carla had these huge tits popping out of her black shirt and a nice body as well. She has black hair past her shoulders, kinda tan skin I would say she was a MILF. I took the hr at .65. TS was ok but didn't even brush up against the boys I already had bad thoughts at that point. Massage was ok she covered me up, again another bad sign but once on the flip that's where the menu was offered and as usual with most Latina places the standard 50/50/50 was quoted. I told her Crystal would charge me .100 for a nude hj with hands roaming so she let me have the same for .120 which I accepted. She had a very nice body a few stretch marks though as she told me she had a kid. She had a little hair down there but it wasn't trimmed. I played with her body for about 10 minutes or so. I sucked and played with her tits, she let me tity fuck her, I grabbed and squeezed her ass, she even let me finger her a bit before the HJ where she acted like she was going to give me a bj but she just blew on it. The finish was great and she actaully wanted to see if I could explode a 2nd time which I couldn't. Afterward we chatted a bit, she brought me a cup of water and she next next time if I wanted she'd give me fs for .300. I doubt I'll do that as I'm sure I can get a better deal elsewhere.

Greetings all. I hate to point out the obvious, but I'm noticing a disturbing trend.

For most, if not all of us, mongering must be done discreetly. We are posting far too much info. Let's try and be creative and keep intel to a minimum.

Afterall, isn't this what pm'ing is for!?!

Happy trails

Blue

Went there this Tuesday morning. Kind of chilly in there as it was early in the morning. They had a space heater in the room. Opted for the 1/2 hr. Marly showed me to a room and she gave me the massage. Marly is probably mid 30s, easy on the eyes, and a little thick around the middle. Whoever poste they were looking for a thicker Chinese woman should go there. THe other woman that works there is the same build.

Typical AMP session. While I was undressing I left $40 under the lamp by the sink. She gave a very nice massage...actually strong enough to help with the sore muscles from snow shoveling, and then a light touch massage that put me to sleep.

On the flip, only question was "OK?". Very pleasant company. Spoke good English. I always like going to Alice. $35 for 1/2 hour there. Parking in front. Then up Wentworth for a bowl of steaming beef Pho and I was happy for the rest of the day

Mmmmm, Pho...

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Then up Wentworth for a bowl of steaming beef Pho and I was happy for the rest of the day[/QUOTE]

For those of you who are constantly concerned about LE. Here's the CPD website of charges for solicitation of prostitution. You can go back 30 days and clearly only derelicts have been nabbed. Most arrests occur at the same locations. Haven't seen one yet in an AMP or EMP.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]For those of you who are constantly concerned about LE. Here's the CPD website of charges for solicitation of prostitution. You can go back 30 days and clearly only derelicts have been nabbed. Most arrests occur at the same locations. Haven't seen one yet in an AMP or EMP.[/QUOTE]

Are you taunting them?

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]You can go back 30 days and clearly only derelicts have been nabbed. Most arrests occur at the same locations. Haven't seen one yet in an AMP or EMP.[/QUOTE]

Don't call me a derelict. Seriously though, I don't think it's wise to think that a bust can't or won't happen. Every now and then, just when you think everything is safe, the sh*t hits the fan.

Anyone remember FLE? Because they were an agency there may have been a false sense of security. Then boom, there were busts (owner and girl(s)), and that was the end of FLE. Client's names weren't released, but who knows what could happen next time?

I've seen some upper middle class professionals, busted in Streeterville, listed on the CPD site. One guy in particular was an attorney.

If memory serves me, it wasn't that long ago that a spa (the place that was allegedly beaming sessions over the internet) was busted and they hauled in a John or two. They busted a John or two at Eden (when it was located around the old air base) and there was a bust at CLV several years ago.

It will happen again, it's just a matter of when. If you're caught in the burbs, you may not end up on a copper site, but you'll probably get mentioned in the paper. That's 15 minutes of fame that you don't want.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Don't call me a derelict. Seriously though, I don't think it's wise to think that a bust can't or won't happen. Every now and then, just when you think everything is safe, the sh*t hits the fan.

Anyone remember FLE? Because they were an agency there may have been a false sense of security. Then boom, there were busts (owner and girl (s)), and that was the end of FLE. Client's names weren't released, but who knows what could happen next time?

I've seen some upper middle class professionals, busted in Streeterville, listed on the CPD site. One guy in particular was an attorney.

If memory serves me, it wasn't that long ago that a spa (the place that was allegedly beaming sessions over the internet) was busted and they hauled in a John or two. They busted a John or two at Eden (when it was located around the old air base) and there was a bust at CLV several years ago.

It will happen again, it's just a matter of when. If you're caught in the burbs, you may not end up on a copper site, but you'll probably get mentioned in the paper. That's 15 minutes of fame that you don't want. [/QUOTE]My point is if you are careful and avoid places that advertise like a brothel you should be able to stay under the radar. Eden Inc. Had a website that begged for a bust. It was obvious.

Has anyone paid a visit to this girl?

She advertises in CL therapeutic section offering a whirlpool scrub and massage.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Has anyone paid a visit to this girl?

She advertises in CL therapeutic section offering a whirlpool scrub and massage.[/QUOTE]

There have been other reviews. No touch. Boyfriend in the other room. No extras. Pretty to look at....

You won't get anything other than a massage from her. Her ad is very suggestive, but she doesn't put out. You'll leave $200 poorer, with blue balls. I saw her once and only once.

Save your $$$ and move on...she is a waste of time, unless you are really filthy from a long day's work and need a good wash down!

Thanks. I don't recall previous reports so sorry for the repeat. I'll stay away. On another note. [url]http://www.miasophiaspa.com/. If[/url] you like a thicker, pretty girl. She climbs on top and does some slippin' and slidin' with HJ for finish. Her own appt.

I also will chip in my .02. If you want "spa like" treatment, then spend the $$. But, as previously reported, you will get "0"

Went to sennia last Friday, got Lisa. OLder woman, probably in her late 30's maybe early 40's. As far as I could tell it was only her and Tanni working. Id say lisa was a 4-5, not much to look at, and really rough hands, took like 5 minutes into the massage for her hands to soften up. The massage was awful, worst I have had at sennia, just rubbed me all over, didnt work her way from the top down or anything. Light touch before the flip? ha for like seroiusly 2 seconds. Then the begoitations began, what a waste she was firm with her .6 demands, told her I only had .5, after a few minutes she agreed. Will not see Lisa again, but will be back to sennia. Did i mention she gave me the table shower at the end? then she practically made me go into the steamroom after the shower, WTF?

Wish me luck boys. I might be going to china on Saturday. Will find out today. Any suggestions from anyone that hasbeen there lately?

You are a lucky guy! I miss the $20 full service! Bang like a rabbit for all of us! [QUOTE=HappyGardener]Wish me luck boys. I might be going to china on Saturday. Will find out today. Any suggestions from anyone that hasbeen there lately?[/QUOTE]

HG, I hope it works out for you. Is it a work trip? If so even better that they cover your non mongering expenses.

When I eventually get a divorce I plan to go to all sorts of over seas places...Costa Rica, Cuba, Asia, etc. It would be hard to explain to the SO why I'm going to Bankok for a week when it's not business. I went to Paris for work in 2007 but it was a tough city (surprisingly) for mongering. So I did a 3 day side trip to Amsterdamn and that was more fun than college. I ended up not mongering that much because I was having too much fun getting wasted. I did score with a hot 30 y/o Brittish gal at my first Rave party...man that was fun!

Have fun and play safe!!!


[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Wish me luck boys. I might be going to china on Saturday. Will find out today. Any suggestions from anyone that hasbeen there lately?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.cat69.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Wish me luck boys. I might be going to china on Saturday. Will find out today. Any suggestions from anyone that hasbeen there lately?[/QUOTE]HG,

Check out the ISG board on Shanghai, plenty of options/info/helpful people, etc. I've been to China and you will have a wonderful time.

Make sure you try the red rope massage, check out ISG for more info.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Thanks. I don't recall previous reports so sorry for the repeat. I'll stay away. On another note. [url]http://www.miasophiaspa.com/. If[/url] you like a thicker, pretty girl. She climbs on top and does some slippin' and slidin' with HJ for finish. Her own appt.[/QUOTE]Is she FS? What is the "right words" as her web makes her look legit?

Had a dream about Senina yesterday, it involved Vivian, and it was one of the best dreams that I have had...period. This was a true massage none of the light strokes or pinches that make you question why you got the hour instead of the half hour. She paid a lot of attention to back side and boys prior to the flip, brought very close to finishing and then she moved on, it was great. Upon the flip she used every technique in the book, until finish.

Had my ts after as it was too busy prior, she cleaned all the oil off including the boys, then I grabbed her hand to start a soapy hj. She worked all the oil out...again.

The only bad point to mention to everyone is that she is a 'professional', so no other extras are available, she also won't allow any additional touching.

Great trip on a cold day, no negotiations and two pops...like I said it was a great dream. 75 door and 40 tip, not bad at all.

Vivian is in her late 30s or early 40s, not bad to look at but not that good either.

I'm out, B.

[QUOTE=Angry Dragon69]HG,

Check out the ISG board on Shanghai, plenty of options/info/helpful people, etc. I've been to China and you will have a wonderful time.

Make sure you try the red rope massage, check out ISG for more info.[/QUOTE]Yep, check out the ISG board it has all the mongering info you need. If you are in Shanghai go to Tongren Lu Road as a starter. Just ask the concierge to write in characters and give it to your taxi driver. Manhattan's on Tongren is pretty good after 10pm.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Is she FS? What is the "right words" as her web makes her look legit?[/QUOTE]I don't think it will be a problem. Just tell her you want the "erotic" and a friend told you about her. Make someone up. She happens to give a great massage.

The only thing I know about Shanghai is that I wish I was coming with you. Hopefully it works out and we can live vicariously through you in a mongering heaven.

Good luck.

Greetings all. I was wondering if anyone could pm me with an emp recommendation.

I'd be willing ttoftt, but I'd ghave to locate one first.

Thanks in advance.

Blue

Hey dude,

I am from the south but I travel up to Chicago on business a lot. I am into the American girl places especially the Latina places. I bee to a few of hem in the area.

I will be going back there again in about to weeks again hope it gets a lot warmer I been hereing it has been Brutal there.

How was this place, how was the treatment do they have established fees for the extras? How open is their menu?

I appreaciate your help and info I will gladly do the same for you if you ever travel to the Kissimee orlando and miami areas of florida.

DK

[QUOTE=Sdjsingle]I made it there today. This turned out to be pretty good.

I called first and was told to come right in.

When I arrived I was let in by a very sexy black girl, maybe 24.

I did also see the sleepy latina curled up on the couch. Very cute.

She told me $50 for a table shower and massage.

She let the little latina sleep and led me in back.

The table shower was pretty thorough. She asked if it was alright to wash everything.

On to the massage.

Pretty standard, kinda light. I've had better. Walked out very satisfied.

When I left, the cute little latina was just waking up. I will definitely return and I think I'll get the latina next time.

PM me for details. This is one new place that I want to keep open.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blueknot]Greetings all. I was wondering if anyone could pm me with an emp recommendation.

I'd be willing ttoftt, but I'd ghave to locate one first.

Thanks in advance.

Blue[/QUOTE]The only emp I have been to is Lisunias on Harlem. Ivona is a hot girl & fantastic time but I never got more than a hj. It is expensive for what you get .9 @ door & .5 for topless & .9 for nude but I get sick of Asians after a while so I splurge once in a while.

Car you PM me any info that you receive on this topic? I'd like to try some more emp's as well.

So I ventured out for the first time to spend $ on a massage in six months. I've been a pretty good boy, for whatever reasons (family, economy), but yesterday morning I fell off the wagon.

On a whim, I thought about trying the school. Drove around a bit as I didn't have a blackberry with me and couldn't remember if it was on Irving or Montrose. After searching Free411 for a bit, I finally came up with an address. I parked across the street and saw a sign in the window that said "open". I ventured over there and tried to go in, but alas the door was locked. I walked down to the 2nd door to find that locked as well. So, I called the number that is posted on the front door. Here's where it gets bizarre.

A chick answers, "hello. " Seems a bit unprofessional. No "Good morning, this is the massage school. " It seemed like I was calling her at home. Maybe calls were forwarded. The conversation turned into the rudest couple of minutes I've ever encountered by a business establishment.

"Why are you calling?"

Me: "Um, to get a massage."

"Who are you?"

Me: "Um, ...(my fake name)"

"What do you want?"

Me: "I saw the sign on the door said 'open', thought I would stop by for a massage."

"Well, call back at 1pm to make an appointment."

Me: "Can I make one now? It's 11:30am, I would like to make an appt for 1pm"

"No, you have to call back."

Yadda yadda. After a couple of more questions, she hung up on me. Needless to say, that one experience completely ruined their chances of me ever going there. Their loss.

I wanted to hit CMT (or is it CTM), but couldn't find their number on Free411 and didn't have the Reader with me (and it was too cold to stop at a 7-11 to get out and get one.

I had called Lisunia's, but my regular VIP goddess wasn't there, so I thought I would try my other sure-fire stand by up on Bronx. Unfortunately Alyena has moved back to Russia (smokin' hot Rose McGowan look alike), but I had another girl. This girl I think I had a couple of years ago, and since then she's actually really become cuter. He complexion and hair style were hot. I dreamt she gave me a nice back massage and started working the glutes before I lost control. I dreamt I sat on the table and had some dirty talk, kissing her neck, sticking my tongue in her ear, checking out her body, giving her compliments, making her pull her pants down so I could check out her ass and thong, turning her back around and liftin' the shirt to suck on the ladies (awesome nips), and then I made her stare me right in the eyes (six inches from my face) while she HJ'd me to completion. What a dream. $55 plus $25 tip. Always good to wipe off the chick's hands with kleenex afterwards. She told me I was such a gentleman. No doubt in my mind I could have taken this chick home with me after her shift. She was into me. She was upset with the tip, but deal with it.

The economy sucks and I'll probably reign it in again for another six months.

So I took the plunge. Felt like wasting a little cash, and it was $110 for the 4-hander for the hour. There was good and bad news.

Got Donna (?) and Angela, neither of whom I had seen solo there. Table shower was good, maybe a little briefer than my average at Senina, and then a steam before being led to the room. I have to confess, I really don't care about the massage. I know a lot of you guys take it seriously, but I just asked for a light touch, which pretty much amounted to an extended tease portion. That, I liked, especially with two of them. Plenty of appropriate attention.

When it came time to get going, I was shocked by what they asked. I was assuming I would pay double my usual tip there, but they asked $100 each. I laughed right at them, not to make a point but because that was my true reaction. Were they kidding? No, because 4-hand is "special". Well, it took some effort, and it was a drag, but I got it down to a more manageable level but still more than I came in expecting (not that much more, though).

The finish, despite all that, was a lot of fun, their hands and my hands everywhere. Perhaps I shouldn't say who, but when one left the room for a hot towel, the other made a surprisingly blatant offer of "more" next time if I came to see her.

I might take her up on that. The 4-hand was fun to try, but the negotiation put a damper on it, and I wouldn't look forward to repeating that.

For the record, I've found outcall 4-handed massages on CL for a similar price point (slightly more, I guess) with cute non-asian chicks, so that's probably where I'll go the next time I have that itch.