Massage Parlor Reports

Was feeling the need yesterday, and was undecided about what to do, call an apartment girl, or get a rub and tug. Haven't been to I for awhile decided to try and glad I did. MMS was very friendly and when the MT came in I was stunned. She was gorgeous, thin, wearing a skin tight short dress. Oh man, and then I get a kiss on the lips and a lingering hug. TS was good, massage was so-so but the finish was outstanding, at normal, not inflated pricing. No haggling over tip, no upsell. I will be back, maybe today!

Probably about 3 to 4 years ago they had a couple ladies who did not mind shedding their clothes but they rotated out and after that it was as you describe and that gets boring for me. The good part is they are pleasant and never ask for more tip.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3054411][QUOTE=SamSinger;3054110]Are we talking of the one next to the dollar store on Roosevelt?. I thought it got some good mentions recently and I was about to go there. Now I have second thoughts.[/QUOTE]

Sun in Glen Ellyn on Roosevelt Rd is next to a Dollar Store. Have been there several times. It's just your typical 60/40 h/e place with at best an average looking girl. They were friendly though.

Ivy, Cove and Marigold are better options and are only a 5 minute drive East. Lanes is there as well but stay away, terrible place.

AJ.[/QUOTE]

Based on the good reviews and a recommendation received in the MP forum, decided to give Ivy a try. As others have said it's everything that you want a good AMP to be. Good location, clean, doors on the rooms, and a great staff.

Drew Gucci who is a gorgeous woman with a spinner-type body, very pleasant to talk to, and also gave quite a good massage. Although it was almost a half hour farther than I normally go, it was well worth it. Unfortunately I didn't get to see any of the other women talked about, but she was enough for me. If they're even close to Gucci (which if you RTFF they appear to be) you can't go wrong. No hassles, haggles, tipping issues, or anything bad on this visit, and not only exceeded my expectations but blew away anything I've experienced at the likes of Jun, Yun, Lux, and even Sky One. If you're on the fence and haven't tried Ivy I highly recommend it. Whenever I get my next massage it will be at Ivy.

Been there a number of times. Always leave happy. Never more offered. Last visit was my favorite. Didn't catch her name. English not so great. Ok face. Really nice body. Lots of teasing. On the flip let me lift her shirt up. No bra. Great rack. Standard finish. As long as you just need a standard finish they always deliver and the massage is usually pretty good.

Your welcome.

[QUOTE=JacksPlat499;3054862]Based on the good reviews and a recommendation received in the MP forum, decided to give Ivy a try. As others have said it's everything that you want a good AMP to be. Good location, clean, doors on the rooms, and a great staff.

Drew Gucci who is a gorgeous woman with a spinner-type body, very pleasant to talk to, and also gave quite a good massage. Although it was almost a half hour farther than I normally go, it was well worth it. Unfortunately I didn't get to see any of the other women talked about, but she was enough for me. If they're even close to Gucci (which if you RTFF they appear to be) you can't go wrong. No hassles, haggles, tipping issues, or anything bad on this visit, and not only exceeded my expectations but blew away anything I've experienced at the likes of Jun, Yun, Lux, and even Sky One. If you're on the fence and haven't tried Ivy I highly recommend it. Whenever I get my next massage it will be at Ivy.[/QUOTE]

I've had great looks and an outstanding massage and it did not cost me more and is probably true for others here too. So is probably more accurate to say in your experience it costs you more. I'm not sure where you have been reading but there are plenty of reports on the site of good sessions and good to great looks. I do agree the standard scale is not followed closely. I would be happy to read a report on an experience you had at a spa.

[QUOTE=ChineseInsideR;3054264]Looks and great service are not mutually exclusive. If you want both it justifiably costs more. If you care only one or the other than tipping "standard" may work for you. Many of us tip more and enjoy having both. Plenty tip horribly since they feel they can keep going new places and never repeat. The standard scale isn't followed nearly as closely as everyone here professes. It's easier to just say on here that we do instead of opening ourselves to peer pressure and ridicule. There really isn't that much difference in what any of these girls ask in tips at any of the spas, yet there is more discussion of how much is tipped instead of how great she looks and how great her session was. The range in quality far exceed the range of prices. AMPs aren't escorts, who have an enormous range of costs. I'm excited to find out which girls are best and where to find them.[/QUOTE]

Do the girls at Ivy do GFE stuff like BBBJ?

[QUOTE=Deizel5;3057127]Do the girls at Ivy do GFE stuff like BBBJ?[/QUOTE]Probably no, but I haven't tried. Maybe a little bareback before the cover, but not long on that.

Got in right away today at Ivy. MMS was thorough with screening. I must have been lucky with my timing too, because the front door was non-stop shortly after I finished my TS and sauna. The odd thing is, one girl came in the room, collected money, gave me the TS (she asked a lot of question), and took me to the sauna. A different girl (sounded like Sasha) came in the sauna to retrieve me and take me to the room for the massage. She said the other girl had another customer. I figured I was going to have a bad experience because they were so thorough with their questions, and then they switched girls on me. I thought, the new girl must be the canary in the coal mine they throw with anyone they aren't sure about. They'll let her take the risk. And the rest of them will have plausible deniability. There was no tease prior to the flip, so I was really starting to get bummed that I failed their screening test. However, things ended well. However, some things to be aware of: I brought my own hat, and I am glad I did. During clean up, she washed out the hat in the sink and it looked like she saved it. I'm sorry if any of you got my hand me downs. Also, they had one dude in the on deck circle. There was no room available, so they have a chair just inside the door to your right. It serves as a holding center. Before you turn left to head down the hall, look to your right and you'll see the "chair of shame" as I will now forever call it. I only noticed it when exiting because there was a dude sitting in it. They hang a very thin curtain from the ceiling that stops about 3' above the floor. It covers the person's face and that's about it.

I decided to check out a new place.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-massage-guaranteed-grand-opening-appt-and-walk-ins-wecome-lisle/35674461[/URL]

Discreet location and good massage with teasing but only offered self service and curtains for the doors.

[QUOTE=ChiHappiness;3060325]I decided to check out a new place.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-massage-guaranteed-grand-opening-appt-and-walk-ins-wecome-lisle/35674461[/URL]

Discreet location and good massage with teasing but only offered self service and curtains for the doors.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the Intel. I almost pulled the trigger myself, I even did a drive by but I didn't like the setup.

You beat me to the report, only thing different for me is I got roaming over the cloth, and she was happy to massage my nuts, but no ending.

[QUOTE=Moccdawg;3061100]Thanks for the Intel. I almost pulled the trigger myself, I even did a drive by but I didn't like the setup.[/QUOTE]

Made a visit to Ivy. It seems they may be starting a revolving door there as far as the masseuses. I had Jade, a nice enough woman with decent command of English. She's slender, but shapeless, small breasts and a flat butt. Not bad looking. Massage was very average. She did do a very nice lead up to her karaoke skills, at which point there seemed to be a total disconnect on her part. As if she was having an out of body experience, very detached and mechanical. But then she resumed the massage, and was very warm and friendly till I left. So the whole experience was slightly odd. She did make a minor pitch for a bigger tip, but not enough to be an issue. While still better than most places, I feel each of my visits has taken a half step backwards. Considering the improvements they've made, stopping that backwards trend should be something they'll fix easily.

I started mongering a year ago and hit a home run right away. After the first time, I kept going back to the air freshener in Willowbrook. I wanted to sample all 31 flavors before moving on. Back in May they closed down and so did a lot of other places. I decided to take some time off until things cooled down. A few days ago, I decided to get back in the game and it was a coin toss on whether to return to the air freshener ot try the Vine in Lombard. The vine won out. I was greeted at the door by mamasan and I thought WTF. She was dressed in pajamas. I decided to give it the benefit of the doubt since I read so many good reviews in the forum. Mamasan led me to my room and ask me if it's been a while since I've been there. Of course, it has. (more like never). I drew Sasha, a tall woman with a-cups, and little english. She came in and imediately gave me an LE check so I ran my hands down her back and cupped her sweet ass. She giggled, planted a kiss on me, and grabbed Mr Johnson. I was in. A little more teasing during the table shower. Massage was ok but not great. Sasha then went into negotiations mode and tried asking for a tip up front. Nope, I don't play that game. She then asked if I've been there before and I said, oh yeah. Tip afterwards. She told me that she is new to Chicago. The rest of the time was robotic with some laughable acting. I tipped the standard and went on my way. Overall impression, Meh. I might go back and hope for someone else.

[QUOTE=ChineseInsideR;3054264]Looks and great service are not mutually exclusive. If you want both it justifiably costs more. If you care only one or the other than tipping "standard" may work for you. Many of us tip more and enjoy having both. Plenty tip horribly since they feel they can keep going new places and never repeat. The standard scale isn't followed nearly as closely as everyone here professes. It's easier to just say on here that we do instead of opening ourselves to peer pressure and ridicule. There really isn't that much difference in what any of these girls ask in tips at any of the spas, yet there is more discussion of how much is tipped instead of how great she looks and how great her session was. The range in quality far exceed the range of prices. AMPs aren't escorts, who have an enormous range of costs. I'm excited to find out which girls are best and where to find them.[/QUOTE]I've gone to spas and got stuck with grandmas. I stick with it because I actually feel sorry for them. Sometimes it pays off with a good massage and a good finish. More often than not, it doesn't. They are too weak to massage strong, or too tired to finish the whole hour. And when it comes to the extras? The worst I had was two years ago at New Life in Mt. Prospect. I'd heard good things, so on a Saturday night I found myself in the neighborhood and decided to go for it. OK, a grandma came in to do the massage, I figured she would be swapped out later for something hotter for extras. Nope. She starts the teasing and immediately asks me what I want. Resigned but surprised, I ask for this. No. I ask for that. No. I ask, Then what? She indicates a handy. I accept, since I needed it, or so I thought. But I didn't need that.

Best grandma I ever got was in Germany this spring. Maybe Grandma is a bit too much. Let's say late 40's or early 50's. Chinese spa. Didn't speak a word of English. But gave a totally relaxing massage, with pillows, blankets, stretching. Near the end she left the blanket open to work on my legs, exposing Mr. Johnson. Massage worked at getting me worked up, so she asks "You wa ha jom?" I smile and nod, and she gave me the absolute best HJ I ever had, stretched out for 10 minutes. As I was leaving, I had her a 20 E for her tip, and she looks totally surprised, like you don't tip for HJs in Germany. Go figure.