Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Popeyemadison;3313637]I have not seen anyone there. So what I say is only worth so much.

If your schedule is flexible, all you have to do is email any of those girls around 6 am, and say, "I'll take the first slot for Yuna. " Keep doing this until you see her.

It's really not that hard.

My schedule is flexible, but I bristle at this level of bullshit. Email, are you fucking kidding me? So my approach is to ask for her earliest slot. It never suits my fancy, so I just delete the reply and try the next day or whenever I feel like it.

Not indulging is a gift. When you look at it this way, the nonsense can be your friendly invitation to find your dignity and save yourself some money.[/QUOTE]You actually aren't emailing any of the women there. You are emailing their puppet behind the scene. You can use any of the girls email addresses as he answers all and schedules, just ask for Yuna's earliest apt as Popeye said. I agree, email. How stupid. Would be great to report back if these girls offer takeout. I personally seen Anne and can confirm she will not do take out.

[QUOTE=Popeyemadison;3313637]My schedule is flexible, but I bristle at this level of bullshit. Email, are you fucking kidding me? So my approach is to ask for her earliest slot. It never suits my fancy, so I just delete the reply and try the next day or whenever I feel like it.[/QUOTE]I'm surprised to hear you say that considering your distaste for time wasting. I love their system. It's like going to the doctor only she's naked and the appointment ends with you cumming. If they're booked, they tell you. Whereas it seems most of these Madison freelancers will either ignore your texts altogether or reply once per hour just to make sure you waste your whole day chasing after them.

[QUOTE=Popeyemadison;3313637]I have not seen anyone there. So what I say is only worth so much.

If your schedule is flexible, all you have to do is email any of those girls around 6 am, and say, "I'll take the first slot for Yuna. " Keep doing this until you see her.

It's really not that hard.

My schedule is flexible, but I bristle at this level of bullshit. Email, are you fucking kidding me? So my approach is to ask for her earliest slot. It never suits my fancy, so I just delete the reply and try the next day or whenever I feel like it.

Not indulging is a gift. When you look at it this way, the nonsense can be your friendly invitation to find your dignity and save yourself some money.[/QUOTE]I have been there four times, and with the exception of Yuna booking up super fast when an ad appears, have found it pretty easy to schedule there; far less bullshit than scheduling with 95% of the escorts out there. The boss responds to emails right away. If the girl you want to see is not available at the time you want, he will tell you the nearest alternative time. Works pretty well for me, though as others have pointed out, as the place has gotten more popular, more challenges have arisen with both the traffic and scheduling.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;3312853]They operate via email only at that joint. The address that appears in Yuna's ads is [EMAIL]sandrapavlak1203@gmail.com[/EMAIL]. The emails don't actually go to Yuna or Crystal or Brianna, but that's the system they use for scheduling. Yuna is not there as much as the others, and when a Yuna ad appears on BP (as they have the last couple days), her schedule for that day gets filled up absurdly fast, and then the ad vanishes. It's almost as if some guys monitor BP 24-7 waiting for a Yuna ad to show up.[/QUOTE]That's been my experience, too. My schedule is not very flexible, and Yuna's schedule seems to fill up awfully first, when she's there.

So I keep trying.

[QUOTE=TaylorSwift;3313367]Probably the best massage and he. I'm not sure it's still open or not.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure it is, haven't seen adds up.

They are looking currently to add another girl there cause of popularity. I've seen ads on CL and Anne told me that's how she had found out about the job.

[QUOTE=TrueHater7;3314082]They are looking currently to add another girl there cause of popularity. I've seen ads on CL and Anne told me that's how she had found out about the job.[/QUOTE]I suspected those ads might be for that place. So much for staying under the radar. I worry that it might get too popular to escape the attention of LE. On the other hand GH is still in business, so maybe that doesn't matter so much, notwithstanding the fate of RS. If this wasn't Madison, I was assume it was just a matter of greasing the right palms. Maybe it is.

[QUOTE=Sanctimonious6;3313771]...far less bullshit than scheduling with 95% of the escorts out there...[/QUOTE]Excellent point. I think I just find the anomaly of email annoying. You're right, though, they are responsive and clear about availability.

The speed bump of email probably saves them the inefficiency of interacting with people who have no intent to show up.

I got to say. I thought the email thing was weird at first too, but they get back to you right away taking out the time wasting wait of the multiple texts and calls. The wait room is uncomfortable, but the service is great!

[QUOTE=Popeyemadison;3314154]Excellent point. I think I just find the anomaly of email annoying. You're right, though, they are responsive and clear about availability.

The speed bump of email probably saves them the inefficiency of interacting with people who have no intent to show up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Popeyemadison;3314154]Excellent point. I think I just find the anomaly of email annoying. You're right, though, they are responsive and clear about availability.

The speed bump of email probably saves them the inefficiency of interacting with people who have no intent to show up.[/QUOTE]I get it; most of you guys are baby boomers or gen x'ers. I'm technically a millennial; we hate talking on the phone. We don't want to speak to anyone so email and / or text is our preferred method of communication.

[QUOTE=AnotherHobbist;3313919]That's been my experience, too. My schedule is not very flexible, and Yuna's schedule seems to fill up awfully first, when she's there.

So I keep trying.[/QUOTE]FYI I'm 4/5 on meeting with Crystal on my desired days. The one time she was booked, I emailed later (like after 10 am) and saw Brianna instead. As long as you email early, you can usually get in that day. Yuna is the only one that is extremely difficult to book with, and that's because she has been there the longest by far, and her client list is huge.

Crystal is great; she is extremely sexual; even more so than Yuna. I give Crystal extremely high praise. I really do love them both. I just gave Yuna the higher praise for a couple of personal reasons that won't apply to everyone. #1 she is my exact dream girl: Beautiful asian-american, smart, incredible body. I would probably take a run at her if I wasn't married, LOL. And #2, Yuna and I did things within 30 minutes that took a couple sessions with Crystal, and several years with my S. O.

I've been reading this message board for a couple months; figured I would attempt to contribute a little bit.

Massage parlors.

OM on Grand Canyon.

I've been to this one a few times. Attempted to get extra beyond a HE, but was shot down every time. Oh well, didn't really expect it. There are 3 women working here; an older one, another older one, and a younger one. The youngest woman gives the best message.

New place on Odana.

I noticed someone else posted about the new place. They have been open about a week. I took a shot at it a couple of days ago, after seeing the other post. Location feels a little exposed. Pretty standard place otherwise. Reception area is totally empty, or at least it was when I went there. It's a pretty standard AMP with the regular ending. Damage was standard.

This is the link to the new place.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/wow-wow-wow-grand-opening-great-asain-massage/18329992[/URL]

[QUOTE=NoDamage;3315568]New place on Odana.

I noticed someone else posted about the new place. They have been open about a week. I took a shot at it a couple of days ago, after seeing the other post. Location feels a little exposed. Pretty standard place otherwise. Reception area is totally empty, or at least it was when I went there. It's a pretty standard AMP with the regular ending. Damage was standard.

This is the link to the new place.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/wow-wow-wow-grand-opening-great-asain-massage/18329992[/URL][/QUOTE]Did you leave the new place "happy"?

[QUOTE=TheHand;3316242]Did you leave the new place "happy"?[/QUOTE]Yup. It's pretty much what you would expect from an AMP that has extras. The MT didn't talk $ beforehand, so I tipped the standard amount. I did think that was a little weird. At other places if they recognize me, they never talk $. But pretty sure I've never seen this particular MT before.

Thanks for the Yuna tips guys. Much appreciated!

Almost had a scare tonight. Car wouldn't start after leaving the hotel. That would have been tough to explain to the other half why the car was there. Luckily was just a battery and waved down a passerby for a jump start. Yeeesh.