Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tucson Monster; 1096295]Sorry you TOFTT andwasted your money but thanks for the report. There have been a few negative reports on this lady before. Until she reforms and gives a lot more bang for the buck more failing grades will come in.

If you stick to the Spanish, Anna or Maribel you won't be wasting your time or money. A few others pass muster too if you read the reports.[/QUOTE]She is still at it and don't be fooled by her specials like I was. The HE is atrocious I finished it myself, the kids are still in the other room loud, and her massages flat out suck.

And she still upsells clothing removal like a girl playing strip poker.

TD

Here's a recent dream.

So I've been trying to get a hold of Meko for a few days with no success so I figured I'd pop my AMP cherry and took a stroll over to AG. I'm heading to a particular place on the west coast soon that is known for them, for a few days and wanted to know what to expect and figured I'd try it out here in town first. I was expecting a mamasan type to greet me but instead was greeted by an average, but not bad looking Chinese lady looking to be in her early 30s. I'd guess. Maybe arranging a certain lady might be possible if I call in a reservation? I don't know. Can someone please let me know the proper procedure to make arrangements like this? I was hoping to be able to ask for some of the better reviewed ladies by name, but that wasn't the case. It looks like they come out randomly on a rotation and I never saw anyone else the whole time. I did hear someone else come in during my visit that was greeted though so at least one other lady must have been there.

Anyway, walking to the room I opt for an hour massage and ask her name and its Coco. I've read the other reviews of her here and was thinking hmmm, well, I'm already here so I guess I'll go for it. Massage starts off and is nothing special. Just rubbing the hands up and down with some massage oil. Not much technique. Eventually, I rub her nice legs and there's a little chit chat and she gets up on my back for a walking massage. This was better than the earlier part, but still not a whole lot of technique. However it was nice enough to loosen me up a bit and was pleasant. We then move to a table shower (nothing special) and then back to the room where I ask for special treatment. She asks how much, a little bargaining goes on, and we settle on the standard. She goes away for a moment and then comes back. We start with a fairly quick, but had the potential to develop into a decent CBJ which rapidly moves to her assuming a mish position and I oblige. I prefer a warm up of greater than 100 seconds, but maybe that's just me. Anyhow, we do mish for a bit, but it really isn't particularly arousing. She's clearly not excited. I do get a laugh however when she starts practicing her English phrases. The phrase today was "Come on." By the end, after maybe 426 repetitions, she got pretty good at it. I was thinking, wow, she mastered that one, I should teach her new ones like "Am I doing a good job?" Well, with the lack of excitement and her focus on the end, we went for a HJ to finish it up, all the while with her diligently practicing her English phrase.

Over all, not my cup of tea. I prefer Longjing and this was Pu-erh. Would I go back for her? Unlikely, but if I wanted a ½ hour rub and a quick ending, possibly.

Observations: She is a decent looking lady, but nothing I would brag to mom about. Her best feature was her awesome, perky nips fastened to her very soft C cups. Previously posted statements of her teeth had me expecting worse. They were actually a lovely shade of tan. I think she smokes and could smell it a little bit. Time between passing through the door the first and second time was around 45 minutes. Cleanup was with a nice warm damp towel. And to top it off, as I was getting dressed, she decided to rearrange the very same towels we used on the massage table for the next guest. How pleasing it was to discover that.

Then the dream was over.

Interested in going, never experienced "spanish".

Any sugestions? Also what are the VIP prices there?

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?4192-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1404767&viewfull=1#post1404767[/url]

VIP pricing is double normal.

[QUOTE=NewToForties; 1408301]Interested in going, never experienced "spanish".

Any sugestions? Also what are the VIP prices there?[/QUOTE]

Double if you go for both up and down bare. You can have either / or for 1. 5 times the base rate.

I asked if anyone ever went for bottomless with top covered, and was told,"Yeah, some guys do".

Jade and Heather are the only one I haven't seen yet. Christina is a babe, for sure. But to be honest, Roxy was far and away the best, Daisy second and Jessica third. I don't think I'd repeat any of the others.

[QUOTE=TucsonTaoist;1408923]Jade and Heather are the only one I haven't seen yet. Christina is a babe, for sure. But to be honest, Roxy was far and away the best, Daisy second and Jessica third. I don't think I'd repeat any of the others.[/QUOTE]I can vouch for Heather. Her service is as good as Daisy's, but not as much dirty talk. Very warm and affectionate.

Has anyone ever experience:

[url]http://tucson.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-to-body-bikini-specials-today-onlycall-now-28/8345838[/url]

[QUOTE=NewToForties; 1409252]Has anyone ever experience:

[url]http://tucson.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-to-body-bikini-specials-today-onlycall-now-28/8345838[/url][/QUOTE]Nothing worth bragging about.

[QUOTE=NewToForties; 1409252]Has anyone ever experience:

[url]http://tucson.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-to-body-bikini-specials-today-onlycall-now-28/8345838[/url][/QUOTE]Search for sirena on here. I have visited her and it was not good.

TD

[QUOTE=CuteAndCoo;1409480]Nothing worth bragging about.[/QUOTE]Not worth the money, there is other posts that will comfirm, she is a waste

[QUOTE=NewToForties; 1409252]Has anyone ever experience:

[url]http://tucson.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-to-body-bikini-specials-today-onlycall-now-28/8345838[/url][/QUOTE]Stay away! Visit Harmony or one of Spanish's girls instead if you actually want a great massage and hope to leave relaxed. That chica in the link above will rush you, hurt you, and you will likely get interrupted by the group of daycare kids she takes care of. Plenty of bad reviews on her.

[QUOTE=TucsonDave; 1409550]Search for sirena on here. I have visited her and it was not good.

TD[/QUOTE]I saw her once and that was enough for me the massage was below average no touching no nothing, HJ was so somade me clean myself up with sheet from massage table.

Thought it was odd. Will not repeat

[QUOTE=GuyInTucson;1408991]I can vouch for Heather. Her service is as good as Daisy's, but not as much dirty talk. Very warm and affectionate.[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time with Jade she is not worth half hr.

[QUOTE=NewToForties; 1409252]Has anyone ever experience:

[url]http://tucson.backpage.com/BodyRubs/body-to-body-bikini-specials-today-onlycall-now-28/8345838[/url][/QUOTE]Dude there is plenty of info on the board about Sirena (worthless). Do a search and figure it out for your self. WTF.