Strip Club Reports

In case you think that being Mr. Popular is easy; a charmed existance, filled with young girls just clammoring for my cock; a never-ending highway paved with hot blonds and brunettes - well, you're wrong. I don't much like brunettes.

I do have a report of use for you however. First, I sauntered in to HH one day last week to see what I could see. Once my eyes adjusted to the darkness, a really cute black girl appeared standing before me - I had seen her before but never talked to her and to be truthful I'm not really into black girls. But this one was different. She was lighter skinned with nice features, possibly mixed. Cute face with a sly smile, really white teeth, diamond lip stud. She had an awesome ass and bangin body. Plus, she was nestling between my legs on the barstool to excellent effect.

We went back to the back and settled in and right away I knew she was a player. The dances were predictably hot - and somehow my pants were slowly pulling down under my shirt with each grind! That happens so often, I must have my tailor look into that. Well, she wasted no time, moved down and gave me a series of short but expert tongue baths, complete with vacuum tip sucks and ball fondling. Nice. Alas, that is fun, but it was not that private so she couldnt quite get into it and I asked if more was available. She consented, if I had protection. I always do, so I took a break for a song and slipped on the cover in the bathroom then came back.

True to her word, she pulled me out and - get this - turned around facing the room, slipped her panties to one side and did me reverse right there, balls deep. First time anybody did me reverse in a club, but I have to say it allowed her to keep an eye on the room while I got a great view hidden from the cameras. After a few songs, she was really into it then turned around (slooooowly) and we did a couple more til we both finished. Paid her for the songs only, no extra asked for nor given. Name and info to known memebrs.

Then, last night I stopped in to PT's and ran into a female friend - FF knows who this is and I've written about her. I don't know what she's doing with herself lately - maybe eating solid food? - but she looked very, very hot, healthy and waaay cuter than she did. Blond, thin, tan and 20 with a great smile, wandering hands and a willing mind. It was pretty dead in there - thankfully - so I was hailed by other girls who came over to give me a squeeze, which made her try harder to keep me seated. Fantasy or not, girls are highly competitive creatures. The sly thing was able to walk her hands up my leg into my shorts right at the table.

I took her in the back to a corner room and we went right at it, first me fingering her to climax, then her on top of me fucking like nobody was watching. And nobody was. I THINK I found a pattern to getting away with action in there. Anyway, the best part is that we were back there for an extended time, so much so that I had to put a stop to the proceedings to limit my expense - but when we went up front, the guy said it was 3 songs! I was getting warmed up for 3 songs, it was probably 6, but I paid and tipped her some extra. Her name by request also.

My error was just that - my error. My error in putting my trust and faith into a provider "friend" who simply does not deserve to be trusted, relied upon or patronised. Some of you already know this - and some are just now drinking the Kool-Aid. But I'm a happier man for knowing her a while and a smarter one too. And it didn't cost me much really and reading some of the unbelievable and outrageous stories here I feel lucky I wasn't featured on the Providers Gone Wild video like Illap!

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]Fine, I told you about my little porn star incident and you hide your bad experiences from me! No more stories for you.

No one can top my stupidity. I met Crystal Carter, ex porn star online. I spent a lot of time with her before my divorce. She moved in with a gay prostitute who was just a “friend and roommate”. He was arrested for possession of crystal meth. She also was involved; it was her drug of choice. She called me pleading to bail him out. Claimed he had the cash to repay me. So I gave the bail bond company $12,000 on a credit card. Once he was out he gave the money to bail bond company. They told me they would reimburse me by check. Two and a half months later and several trips to the bond company they told me they couldn’t repay me because they needed the collateral until the trial.

My only saving grace was I never signed the bond papers for the credit card, she did. So I claimed fraud to the credit card company and my money was refunded. I soon found out she and the gay roommate were having regular sex, because she really liked his big dick (now I know why she didn’t like me). She later became HIV positive. Still advertises from time to time on backpage and craigslist in Ft. Lauderdale. Another good reason not to use those sites for mongering.

So my friend, I don’t think anyone can top this one, not even you!

FF

PS. Did I tell you about the freckled woman I was seeing who was "patched" to the leader of the outlaws? Oh well another story.[/QUOTE]

Oh my good friend FF, yes, yes I can. It involved a down payment on a house for an escort. I will tell everyone in person when we get together. I'm afraid that the details may be too forthcoming.

And Handfulofwheel, Your story about buying a headstone for a strippers dead dog had me laughing like a hyena! I was having dinner at a bar when Ilapp texted me to read it so I did from my Blackberry. I started to laugh so hard and loud that everyone around me looked around to see who this obnoxious drunk was. I explained that I just got a funny text from a friend.
Just so I know, I was laughing with you not at you. Its more funny when me, myself and I have been there myself. LOL

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]Fine, I told you about my little porn star incident and you hide your bad experiences from me! No more stories for you.

No one can top my stupidity. I met Crystal Carter, ex porn star online. I spent a lot of time with her before my divorce. She moved in with a gay prostitute who was just a “friend and roommate”. He was arrested for possession of crystal meth. She also was involved; it was her drug of choice. She called me pleading to bail him out. Claimed he had the cash to repay me. So I gave the bail bond company $12,000 on a credit card. Once he was out he gave the money to bail bond company. They told me they would reimburse me by check. Two and a half months later and several trips to the bond company they told me they couldn’t repay me because they needed the collateral until the trial.

My only saving grace was I never signed the bond papers for the credit card, she did. So I claimed fraud to the credit card company and my money was refunded. I soon found out she and the gay roommate were having regular sex, because she really liked his big dick (now I know why she didn’t like me). She later became HIV positive. Still advertises from time to time on backpage and craigslist in Ft. Lauderdale. Another good reason not to use those sites for mongering.

So my friend, I don’t think anyone can top this one, not even you!

FF

PS. Did I tell you about the freckled woman I was seeing who was "patched" to the leader of the outlaws? Oh well another story.[/QUOTE]First- we did trade outlaw stories because I told you about the one I was dating form the Golden Chapparal I think it was, before it was hots two, when she wanted to go to a certain bar on Washington St. to see some friends where the Outlaws kind of ran it, I am sure many of you older fellows may remember it. She hadn't mentioned to me that she was very well known there and that maybe her dating me might not go over so well, since the last guy she was "dating" used to run the club, and was sort of temporarily in prison for three murders, had something to do with indolent strippers and 55 gal drums if i remember correctly, so yes those stories have been shared, and I have shared at least some, no most everything with you about the other night, except the cost, and kept you up to date on the current relationship, not that it is. And you have no idea how hard it was not to think you were going to be the biggest dumbass with your pornstar story, but it actually had a fairly decent ending for you, although gettin there might not have been easy , and I must say, considering your state of mind back then, it wasn't as surprising as it should have been, that you were actually pretty good with the whole thing. I so wanted to out you on that one to make myself feel a little less incompetent, however as always, some one here can always trump us no matter how stupid we seem,, when and where will all this end, because you know the guys with the really terrible horror stories won't come out and admit it because of the embarassment they would feel. We have just scratched the surface with these stories, and damn they are great, and every one makes me feel a little less stupid, OK maybe not, but it is good to know I am not alone, hell I am not even in the top half anymore. And by the way Chill, remind me to never try and one up you- you are dangerous my friend.

Has this part of the forum become the "My little head does all all the thinking". LOL

[QUOTE=Fudge1]Has this part of the forum become the "My little head does all all the thinking". LOL[/QUOTE]I would have guessed that pretty much all of all of the threads on this forum are just that. Kind of thought that was what got us all here.

Ok, I will do this but I want my good friend Elle to give me one of her killer massages first and I have to have a show of you sweet sexy men here cheering me on.

Then, I will give you the most sensual erotic floor dances you have ever seen and will show the young beautiful women how its done LOL

Ok, did I mention I need a few shots of tequila also LOL

Dancers, west side, first wed in June I think

Xoxo

Cate

Tryed to setup a date on Thursday night, and it fell through.

Ended up at Rio. Beer was good a couple of girls were better.

Saw a blonde chick with younger couple (could it have been the elusive Kara?)

I think they were customers or getting club work info, haha.

She passed by me, smiled, and said hello, but I didn't get to talk to her at length, as my eyes fell on the delicious dancer (?) on stage.

I think I found a new ATF at Rio's.

[QUOTE=Catelyne]Ok, I will do this but I want my good friend Elle to give me one of her killer massages first and I have to have a show of you sweet sexy men here cheering me on.

Then, I will give you the most sensual erotic floor dances you have ever seen and will show the young beautiful women how its done LOL

Ok, did I mention I need a few shots of tequila also LOL

Dancers, west side, first wed in June I think

Xoxo

Cate[/QUOTE]

I will be happy to chear you on, but only if you bring BOB. Seeing you and BOB on stage would be an exceptional experience beyond any that I have seen in a strip club.

Besides think of all the VIP rooms you will get.

FF

PS. Very nice freckles Catelyne

But I won't be there until the first Thursday in June.

( Hey PT, thats 800 )

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]I will be happy to chear you on, but only if you bring BOB. Seeing you and BOB on stage would be an exceptional experience beyond any that I have seen in a strip club.

Besides think of all the VIP rooms you will get.

FF

PS. Very nice freckles Catelyne[/QUOTE]Battery Operated Boyfriend?

[QUOTE=Sexy Jillian]I have had a 10, 000 dollar diamond baume and mercier watch bought for me after one overnight![/QUOTE]


I took my Indy date to hooters and we had some fried pickles and chilli afterwords. Her company was as good as the massage she gave.
Thanks Miss E, see ya next time.

TN

Frey Guy, thanks & kudos for making good your promise relative to your new ATF, Nancy! It was a pleasure to meet you in person and I appreciate getting my thirst quenched with suds.

HandfullOfWheel, it was likewise a pleasure to meet you, too. Mistress Scarlet enjoyed the company and attention of you two fine gentlemen. Plus, the compliments on her ass were nice...I appreciated the results of that later in the afternoon.

Feckle Freak & T D Mills, missed you fellas! Guess that means another event needs to be planned!

[QUOTE=Hotforty]Frey Guy, all can I say is, "TIA!" I am already thirsty. I am looking forward to it...sounds like I need to bring some company....[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sexy Jillian]I have had a 10, 000 dollar diamond baume and mercier watch bought for me after one overnight![/QUOTE]I bet it was fake!

[QUOTE=Two Nutts]I took my Indy date to hooters and we had some fried pickles and chilli afterwords. Her company was as good as the massage she gave.
Thanks Miss E, see ya next time.

TN[/QUOTE]Two Nutts, the pleasure was mine and I know next time will be fun too, but I have to say that after reading these entertaining excerpts, which would make a good book, screenplay or porn movie, that I will want more than fried cucumbers, chili and a beer next time. LOL.

I need money to put my cats through college, pay my mortgage, buy a second home in the tropics and most of all I first need to get my drug addicted abusive boyfriend out of jail. FF you are too funny. I'm glad that didn't work out with the porn star. You are awesome and much too good for her. Too bad I don't have enough freckles, but I can paint some on Catelyn for her performance. And it looks as if she may need to do an encore somewhere for those of you who might miss the first one.

Have a great weekend.

Hugs,

Elle

I'm unexpectedly free of family tonight, so if anybody is interested in meeting up, that's great - and that includes providers. Ill be at the Harem or PT's starting about 930 if you want to join me. You can pm me here or email me if you know it.