Massage Parlor Reports

Hey all! I've never been to a massage parlor but would like to try it out. How do you go about asking for a FS session? All tips would be great!

[QUOTE=FRoom26;5734188]Hey all! I've never been to a massage parlor but would like to try it out. How do you go about asking for a FS session? All tips would be great![/QUOTE]Take a look at my post 7391 on 2 October 21 in the Seattle massage parlor forum. There are a few other other related posts there that you should also find helpful.

[QUOTE=FRoom26;5734188]Hey all! I've never been to a massage parlor but would like to try it out. How do you go about asking for a FS session? All tips would be great![/QUOTE]Ok, point aside don't go into any old Massage place expecting them to offer FS, as those tend to be the shops that the local law enforcement go after. There are generally signs that the place will offer it otherwise it is a YMMV experience: the place has rooms instead of prefabbed tall cubicle walls, doors, an entrance room, the girls are wearing clothes that are easy to take off: so no shoes or boots etc. Really my advice is to not bother or worry about getting FS; just go in, be calm, ask for an hour, be ready to pay for the massage at the door or at the room if the lady who greets you walks you into it, if asked about experience just lie and say you have been in before a couple times, act natural like you belong there (chitchat and jokes not needed but helpful), get naked and lie down (I like pushing my pud to the 6 o'clock position so she sees it) , oh and communicate sexual interest how you do that isn't really important but common would be to perk up during the tease which is after the face down portion of the massage is over the lady will take a hot towel to scrub off the oil on your skin and at a massage parlor you will commonly get the lady lightly touching you all over which is the tease, and an over the clothes grope of the legs / ass is a very clear message (don't be a jerk if the lady gets uncomfortable, let off no harm no foul). Because this is your first time you will probably get an erection after the flip so that should communicate interest enough. Then inquire about FS done; don't worry, the worst you can expect is just getting a no. Just look through this thread to get an idea of the expected amount of money needed; don't be afraid of haggling actually this is encouraged to keep this hobby affordable and to stop pushovers getting overcharged. If you don't ask, if you are at a parlor she'll point to your crotch and ask in broken English: service? Tip? Massage? Respond positively and you got yourself a handy.

I stopped by M&M today to see Cici for the millionth time.

A new chick, Summer, greeted me at the front desk though. Young, late 20's or early 30's, almost shoulder length straight black hair. Pale almost stark white skin. Perky C cups, probably fake. Had on a short gray dress.

She had me wait in a room while she went to go find Cici.

She came back a few minutes later sputtering in broken English "oh. Cici. Don't know. Go home? Maybe drive now? Don't know when she come here. ".

I said I'd wait for her to arrive, but she said she "don't know if she work today. ".

Then that b!tc_h Angela walked over and said "she not working today. Come back 1 week. ".

Like I'd believe a word out of that entitled c_un_t's mouth.

I called later in the day and "Nini" answered (voice totally sounds like Sarah / Anna), and she said Cici went home to "Arizona, near Los Angeles. ".

WTF? Though the way she repeatedly pronounced it, sounded like she was saying "Arihzoola" or "Areezula near Los Angeles".

I was scrambling my brains trying to think what the fuck kind of city in California is named Arihzoola, let alone a city near Los Angeles.

I tried texting and calling Cici's "personal" cell phone number (206-6 xx-0 xxx) which she regularly responded to in November and December. Nothing but radio silence.

It's a damn shame if she's gone.

Because M&M sucks bad right now. Now it's just a really shitty place with mechanical CBJ / CFS only providers. No LFK, no DFK, no BBBJ, no BBFS.

And still costing 200+.

No more "special service" for a bit eh.

[QUOTE=FullMetalHelme;5734643]I stopped by M&M today to see Cici for the millionth time.

A new chick, Summer, greeted me at the front desk though. Young, late 20's or early 30's, almost shoulder length straight black hair. Pale almost stark white skin. Perky C cups, probably fake. Had on a short gray dress.

She had me wait in a room while she went to go find Cici.

She came back a few minutes later sputtering in broken English "oh. Cici. Don't know. Go home? Maybe drive now? Don't know when she come here. ".

I said I'd wait for her to arrive, but she said she "don't know if she work today. ".

Then that b!tc_h Angela walked over and said "she not working today. Come back 1 week. ".

Like I'd believe a word out of that entitled c_un_t's mouth.

I called later in the day and "Nini" answered (voice totally sounds like Sarah / Anna), and she said Cici went home to "Arizona, near Los Angeles. ".

WTF? Though the way she repeatedly pronounced it, sounded like she was saying "Arihzoola" or "Areezula near Los Angeles".

I was scrambling my brains trying to think what the fuck kind of city in California is named Arihzoola, let alone a city near Los Angeles..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AmericanScott;5733063]Not sure of a go-to provider. All the girls I saw (and they have Latinas in addition to Asian) were attractive and friendly. They were are also in the 20's with nice figures. Didn't catch any names. I usually take notes, but took like three attempts to get in, and when I finally did, I forgot to get names and write them down.[/QUOTE]Sounds like rates may be a little more than the typical 60+140. Can you share?

Thanks.

Moose.

Anybody had any experiences with any girls from here? Thanks!

Just left and older lady (Cindy), maybe late 40's was only one working at 10 pm, but I went I because I needed to get one off anyways. I pay for the hhr get some oil smacked around with some oil (don't recommend the massage) or maybe she was just trying to get me out. But I get flipped and she immediately grabs my soldier cause he is at full attention (it's been a little while) and ask how much? I give her. 6 for the usual HE. She knew what she was doing to get me out cause she inserts a finger in my ass first then starts to massage the balls to get me really going after 3-4 mins of that, she goes into jack hammering me for anther 10-15 minutes poor lady's arm got tired. LOL. She let me suck without paying extra and had some really nice perky boobs for her age. Good quick massage for a bill.

After an initial discouraging couple of visits, a massage parlour I didn't like at first has really turned around and become one of my favorites.

I recently visited it again with one of the newer girls, who seemed like a bit of a germaphobe the first time I saw her. She was nice and sexy and fun, but repeatedly stopped the action to clean and what not. This time she was much more relaxed and into it than before. She gave me great BBBJ, CFS and by the end was super enthusiastic, telling me she needed me to fuck her and begging for my dick. (She seemed genuinely into it and almost aggressive begging for it.) Afterwards we had a really good conversation about how and why YMMV.

1. Some of you have asked if these girls really see a doctor regularly and get tested often. She told me that they absolutely do. I was told that they get IV vitamin shots monthly, test monthly and see the doctor in LA and here regularly as needed.

She even showed me her results on her phone, and joked that the doctor once asked how often does she fuck, that she comes in and gets tested so much. She also showed me the IV schedule of vitamins she gets, which she says gives her lots of energy to perform.

2. The girls are very particular about who they provide extra services to, more so than I imagined. It was explained to me that the girls there like me and trust me because I am very clean and smell good. They said that they do not have to offer any services to anyone they don't want to, and if a guy is dirty, smells bad, looks sick or has horrible hygiene, they will simply massage him and that is it. She told me I would be surprised at how many guys come for massage with shitty asses, funky pits, smelly feet, stinky breath, and even caked on dirt and grime. She said they only let those guys get 30 minutes or refuse them all together. Sometimes they will massage them, but they never get extras. That shit is gross. So fellas, please clean up your act. It may get in your way of getting an expanded menu if you don't.

3. She said some guys are too rough, and that she likes a gentleman (or gentle man). She said a lot of guys are too physically aggressive and either hurt them or scare them. If that happen she says they do not offer them much, and hope they don't come back.

4. She said to always call and schedule an appointment (something I never do). She said that they like when guys schedule appointments, because even if they are busy, they know they can take their time with those customers and not rush. She said if it is busy, and you are a walk-in, there will be pressure to hurry you up, so the other girls are not overwhelmed. She said that when she is relaxed, she is more likely to want to play or do more. She said that guys assume it is all about the money, but that is not the only factor. If they like you, if you help them be more relaxed (by scheduling, tipping reliably, and being kind), they will do more for you. They said there are customers they all like and fight over because they make the job easier and more fun.

5. BBFS and BBBJs are reserved for guys they truly trust to be clean and healthy, which makes sense. She brought another girl in to meet me, and told me that she was like her. Completely clean and safe. She suggested that the two of them would love to be with me BB if I wanted to at the same time, because they trust me and I am always kind. Funny, my mother always told me that women would like me and treat me well if I was kind and a gentleman. I didn't believe it after being married to my ex, but maybe it is true. LOL.

All of that made me feel a lot better about the industry. Some of these women have agency, they are free to decide what they will and won't do, and they care about their health and the health of their best customers. That's all really cool and good to know.

[QUOTE=Localfckboi;5736543]Just left and older lady (Cindy), maybe late 40's was only one working at 10 pm, but I went I because I needed to get one off anyways. I pay for the hhr get some oil smacked around with some oil (don't recommend the massage) or maybe she was just trying to get me out. But I get flipped and she immediately grabs my soldier cause he is at full attention (it's been a little while) and ask how much? I give her. 6 for the usual HE. She knew what she was doing to get me out cause she inserts a finger in my ass first then starts to massage the balls to get me really going after 3-4 mins of that, she goes into jack hammering me for anther 10-15 minutes poor lady's arm got tired. LOL. She let me suck without paying extra and had some really nice perky boobs for her age. Good quick massage for a bill.[/QUOTE]Actually, I think you might of paid for extras without realizing it. I say that because in the Olympia / Lacey are I never pay more $. 4 for a HJ and about 50% of the time the provider permits OTC down south and UTC topside. In fact I recently had another nice 1 hour rub and tug from a braless older lady who didn't mind any of that at all. Her small soft tits fit perfectly in my hand and her nips were firm. Unfortunately, she doesn't do FS, just HJ's she told me. And I only paid $. 4 and got a big hug when I left. I've seen her a few times now and other ladies there many times. They all gave good massages, permitted the same amount of roaming, gave great HJ's & got the same tip.

Great article AS!

It's as if you read my mind.

I can't help but wonder where you might have had this experience and if I should give them a visit if I haven't done so for a while.

Thanks for the great read.

[QUOTE=AmericanScott;5736716]After an initial discouraging couple of visits, a massage parlour I didn't like at first has really turned around and become one of my favorites.

I recently visited it again with one of the newer girls, who seemed like a bit of a germaphobe the first time I saw her. She was nice and sexy and fun, but repeatedly stopped the action to clean and what not. This time she was much more relaxed and into it than before. She gave me great BBBJ, CFS and by the end was super enthusiastic, telling me she needed me to fuck her and begging for my dick. (She seemed genuinely into it and almost aggressive begging for it.) Afterwards we had a really good conversation about how and why YMMV.

1. Some of you have asked if these girls really see a doctor regularly and get tested often. She told me that they absolutely do. I was told that they get IV vitamin shots monthly, test monthly and see the doctor in LA and here regularly as needed.

She even showed me her results on her phone, and joked that the doctor once asked how often does she fuck, that she comes in and gets tested so much. She also showed me the IV schedule of vitamins she gets, which she says gives her lots of energy to perform.

2. The girls are very particular about who they provide extra services to, more so than I imagined. It was explained to me that the girls there like me and trust me because I am very clean and smell good. They said that they do not have to offer any services to anyone they don't want to, and if a guy is dirty, smells bad, looks sick or has horrible hygiene, they will simply massage him and that is it. She told me I would be surprised at how many guys come for massage with shitty asses, funky pits, smelly feet, stinky breath, and even caked on dirt and grime. She said they only let those guys get 30 minutes or refuse them all together. Sometimes they will massage them, but they never get extras. That shit is gross. So fellas, please clean up your act. It may get in your way of getting an expanded menu if you don't.

3. She said some guys are too rough, and that she likes a gentleman (or gentle man). She said a lot of guys are too physically aggressive and either hurt them or scare them. If that happen she says they do not offer them much, and hope they don't come back..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AmericanScott;5736716]
All of that made me feel a lot better about the industry. Some of these women have agency, they are free to decide what they will and won't do, and they care about their health and the health of their best customers. That's all really cool and good to know.[/QUOTE]Excellent write up and wonderful tips American Scott!!

Everything you said is simple common sense. Unfortunately, some guys are born with less of it than others. Guys don't like stinky fish smelling honey pots, so why would a provider, who has a much better sense of smell than most guys, want to smell your bad breath & BO?

And thank you so much regarding provider health checkups as I have always wondered about that.

[QUOTE=GoldMinerLxv;5737706]Excellent write up and wonderful tips American Scott!!

Everything you said is simple common sense. Unfortunately, some guys are born with less of it than others. Guys don't like stinky fish smelling honey pots, so why would a provider, who has a much better sense of smell than most guys, want to smell your bad breath & BO?

And thank you so much regarding provider health checkups as I have always wondered about that.[/QUOTE]I see guys on these board that talk about the women they deal with horribly. If you do not think the girls you meet are worth respect why do you see them.

I will add, that treating all the girls you come in contact with respect goes a long way. I do not really do AMPs anymore, but I always became a favorite of the girls I met a few times. I think mostly because I do not have judgment toward any of them (unless there is something horrible that happens in our time together in some way). I asked them about themselves in a friendly way. They always ask me to return. Both you and the girl are engaging in the activity. Why judge them. You are also there. I am always surprised when that does not seem possible for some.

[QUOTE=AmericanScott;5736716]After an initial discouraging couple of visits, a massage parlour I didn't like at first has really turned around and become one of my favorites.

I recently visited it again with one of the newer girls, who seemed like a bit of a germaphobe the first time I saw her. She was nice and sexy and fun, but repeatedly stopped the action to clean and what not. This time she was much more relaxed and into it than before. She gave me great BBBJ, CFS and by the end was super enthusiastic, telling me she needed me to fuck her and begging for my dick. (She seemed genuinely into it and almost aggressive begging for it.) Afterwards we had a really good conversation about how and why YMMV.

1. Some of you have asked if these girls really see a doctor regularly and get tested often. She told me that they absolutely do. I was told that they get IV vitamin shots monthly, test monthly and see the doctor in LA and here regularly as needed.

She even showed me her results on her phone, and joked that the doctor once asked how often does she fuck, that she comes in and gets tested so much. She also showed me the IV schedule of vitamins she gets, which she says gives her lots of energy to perform.

2. The girls are very particular about who they provide extra services to, more so than I imagined. It was explained to me that the girls there like me and trust me because I am very clean and smell good. They said that they do not have to offer any services to anyone they don't want to, and if a guy is dirty, smells bad, looks sick or has horrible hygiene, they will simply massage him and that is it. She told me I would be surprised at how many guys come for massage with shitty asses, funky pits, smelly feet, stinky breath, and even caked on dirt and grime. She said they only let those guys get 30 minutes or refuse them all together. Sometimes they will massage them, but they never get extras. That shit is gross. So fellas, please clean up your act. It may get in your way of getting an expanded menu if you don't.

3. She said some guys are too rough, and that she likes a gentleman (or gentle man). She said a lot of guys are too physically aggressive and either hurt them or scare them. If that happen she says they do not offer them much, and hope they don't come back.

4. She said to always call and schedule an appointment (something I never do). She said that they like when guys schedule appointments, because even if they are busy, they know they can take their time with those customers and not rush. She said if it is busy, and you are a walk-in, there will be pressure to hurry you up, so the other girls are not overwhelmed. She said that when she is relaxed, she is more likely to want to play or do more. She said that guys assume it is all about the money, but that is not the only factor. If they like you, if you help them be more relaxed (by scheduling, tipping reliably, and being kind), they will do more for you. They said there are customers they all like and fight over because they make the job easier and more fun.

5. BBFS and BBBJs are reserved for guys they truly trust to be clean and healthy, which makes sense. She brought another girl in to meet me, and told me that she was like her. Completely clean and safe. She suggested that the two of them would love to be with me BB if I wanted to at the same time, because they trust me and I am always kind. Funny, my mother always told me that women would like me and treat me well if I was kind and a gentleman. I didn't believe it after being married to my ex, but maybe it is true. LOL.

All of that made me feel a lot better about the industry. Some of these women have agency, they are free to decide what they will and won't do, and they care about their health and the health of their best customers. That's all really cool and good to know.[/QUOTE]What spot is this?

Your post of what the girls are looking for is right on. Many a time I wanted to go but have been after a hot summer of work and I am not my best for hyigene. I found if you smell nice wash the hands. Lately many girls check the fingers and hands If the nails are clean they are more apt to let your hands roam.

One of the reasons I like the AMP girls. Although the diet of C and K girls gets old. They are dressed ok and clean smelling nice. Most never have a smell on any part of their body. Almost a sterile type cleanness / That is one reason to stay away from some of the streewalkers who have not washed or cleaned up the coochie in ages.

Food for thought.

Like I told a fellow one time. Do you know what Halitosis is? He said yes. I replied WELL YOU HAVE IT GET RID OF IT.

No need to loose a sale over someone that has bad breath.

Take care I have a trip to seattle soon I hope.