Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Seafor; 1369059]Yup, RTFF. Should have done it instead of reading backpage. What a waste of time. This place takes the cake for worst AMP I've ever been to.

Strike 1: it's in a shopping center.

Strike: 2 The girl "Rose" playing the role of mms took my. 4 for the half hour and then led me into a red-lit private room. (good sign, but then.)

Sttrike 3: Immediately she wants to run a 2 girl special on me for. 2 more. Not into that on first time visits. So she demands a. 2 tip "up front".

Figuring I could get her to play along if I did, I paid her, and she had me lie naked on the table. The lamest massage of my life (even for an AMP) came after this. Warm oil, some tap-tap-tap with the hands for 5 minutes, and a towel covering the crack of doom and the backside of the boys.

I touched her legs and butt through her tight sweatpants, but she moved away. Tried once more towards the end of the "massage".

On the flip, the towel covered the boys for a lame 5 mins of that, and when I "accidently" moved it aside, she just replaced it.

Strike 4: She tries to get me to go for ANOTHER girl with an additional half hour and a "free" table massage with the promise of "relaxing good time".

Fuck her (or not). I grabbed my stuff, got dressed, and walked out.

Then I went to hit up SFR to see if any talent was walking (see thread).

The place is the closest to a ROB that mongers will ever get to. Secure entrance with the cameras says it's monger friendly. Private rooms says monger friendly. Red lights and soft music, monger friendly, hot girl with tight pants and shirt to match, monger friendly. Price, monger friendly. But it's a total rip off. Avoid it or embrace the blueness of your pals on the road as your wallet is lightened.

If I didn't despise real chicks so much, I'd go find some bar skank, but hell, I'll just jerk it 10 or 12 times until next payday. Then maybe I'll track down Unee if I can. She seems like a sweet girl from what I've read.[/QUOTE]Twice now I have fallen sucker to that whole tip up front game. Both times they did the HJ HE but they want the tip up front so they don't have to let your hands wander. First time I swore would be my last time, but then I did it again when thinking with that other head. Never ever again with the exception of known FS places, but then I leave the $ on the chair sticking out from under my clothes, not in her hand until the end.

You guys rock, thanks for the tips. I meant to make a run the day after Camel gave me the tip on the MILF joint, but a unpredictable relative made a surprise visit (literally was just waiting outside my apt when I got home from class) and I got sidetracked to say the least. Hopefully I can make a stop tomorrow, I recently came in first at a local poker tourny and I have a few extra bucks (finally). I was even thinking about searching for a FS hot young k girl, but I rather go with the sure thing. BTW has anyone checked out that spot across the street from Panda Express on right by the inter of R and Sep blvd? It's surrounded by gates and shrubbery and has black out windows, looks mighty promising. I did a search on BP and it only furthered my intrigue but seeing as how I fell for Angel Spa's trap I'm obviously not the authority on sniffing out BP ads.

Mr. Sixty: that's exactly what I'm looking for on the semi regular, as long as she's not some old decrepit looking Chinese lady and has some semblance accompanied by adept HJ skills I will be a loyal and happy patron hah, I'll will definitely check that one out as well.

Reports to come.

Happy hunting!

Wow what an amzing site. So my first post with the knowledge I've gained over the past hour of reading so here it goes. So I was bored today and ventured out with hopes of getting my very first HE. I went to a little place on Burbank and Willowcrest, windows papered over and the what I thought were typical signs of the kinda place I was looking for. I go in and was greeted by a late 20 early 30 CM (don't know If that's right) , she says. 5 for an hour and I pay her. We go back to numbered room and I strip down and lay down. After some nice rubbing and getting down in the thighs I thought this was it, it's actually going to happen. On the flip. Nothing. Some more rubbing real close but no touch, I'm thinking. Am I doing something wrong, do I look weird? I figure I'm a pretty good lookin dude, so maybe I'm just out of luck. Sure enough she put a hot towel on me and cleans me up." All done" in broken english. I tip her. 2 and walk out feeling like I just got raped. LOL.

I came home frustrated and found this site. Now I know some of the terms and have already learned a bunch for the next one. In time I'll figure this out hopefully have a better story for ya'll. Thanks for all the info.

[QUOTE=Delmoxxx; 1494375]Wow what an amzing site. So my first post with the knowledge I've gained over the past hour of reading so here it goes. So I was bored today and ventured out with hopes of getting my very first HE. I went to a little place on Burbank and Willowcrest, windows papered over and the what I thought were typical signs of the kinda place I was looking for. I go in and was greeted by a late 20 early 30 CM (don't know If that's right) , she says. 5 for an hour and I pay her. We go back to numbered room and I strip down and lay down. After some nice rubbing and getting down in the thighs I thought this was it, it's actually going to happen. On the flip. Nothing. Some more rubbing real close but no touch, I'm thinking. Am I doing something wrong, do I look weird? I figure I'm a pretty good lookin dude, so maybe I'm just out of luck. Sure enough she put a hot towel on me and cleans me up." All done" in broken english. I tip her. 2 and walk out feeling like I just got raped. LOL.

I came home frustrated and found this site. Now I know some of the terms and have already learned a bunch for the next one. In time I'll figure this out hopefully have a better story for ya'll. Thanks for all the info.[/QUOTE]Damn dude sorry to hear that. I know you left out of there with blue balls.

Wait until around 1am and then goto Western Ave and Lemongroove. You will see 1 or 2 Asian girls working. They will take care of you.

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1473711]You certainly have my empathy. What happened with the table shower that you paid an extra. 1 for? Though I've only been stiffed once in my life for HE when I thought I was in the right place to get one, I generally take the view that a masseuse should get a modest tip for the massage. But I'm with you on this one. Fake ads placed to get monger attention specifically, upsell you for the table shower contrary to ad representations, and then they don't even have a competent legit therapist giving you the massage. All that adds up to consumer fraud.

With a few exceptions, I follow a general rule that if an MP is in a very decent location or a hub of commerce catering to high rent shoppers, I won't go near it as an HE prospect unless I have specific info to the contrary. For me in the SFV, that applies to any place on Ventura Blvd. Also, I've always felt that anyplace that can say they're in Studio City as opposed to Valley Village or NoHo is a ripoff risk. And that includes this place. I've seen the ads and the storefront before I saw any ads and I knew it could not be anything but legit.

Bottom line is nearby NoHo is one of the hot spots for MPs for mongers. I can only recommend one spot from recent personal experience and I have some reservations about it. But you will be taken care of. It's the spot adjacent to the McDonald's at the Victory / Vineland intersection. Basically a Chinese MILF joint so the ladies are 40 plus. Some are OK, others. Eh. Entry is. 6 for the full hour. Good news is it is a great facility. About the best in private and well furnished rooms that provide opportunities away from the limitations of the massage table. They have an excellent table shower which is definitely included for your. 6. As in most Chinese MILF places, the providers range from conservative to WAY out there porn star experience type sessions, but even the conservative ones will give you what you came for. My experience is also that places like this happily accept more modest tips than say a FS Korean joint with drop dead hot young girls on staff. With older "gentlemen" like me they don't even discuss money. With younger guys it can sometimes become an issue to be dealt with in the course of the session. .8 ought to do it for FS so you're out in an hour $140 down which is less than what many pay for 30 minutes of FS at other places. I'm not proposing that this spot will become a regular stop for you, but it is a good place to break in with no bullshit or paranoia.

If you roll through this thread you'll find plenty of money in the bank info about FS places, but not too much in the way of rub and tug if you want to limit your activity, get a real massage and spend less. Other parts of L. A. Are stronger in that category but there should be a few good ones in NoHo. But NOT fucking Studio City![/QUOTE]Your review of this place was spot on! Place was very clean! It was my first time there and I asked the Mammasan if Candy was working! I did that so she wouldn't ask me if it was my first time there! Anyways, she responds and says sorry, but it's Candy's day off. I don't know if she was the same Candy that you were talking about. I'm lead to a room on the left side of the lobby. I take off my shoes and wait for the gal. A few minutes pass by and in walks a petite asian gal, mid thirities, black curly hair. 5ft 2 inch 110 lbs. She grabs my shoes and takes me to another room. I strip down in front of her and jump on the table. She proceeds to give me a very good neck, and back massage! It was so good I was starting to think this place was legit. Meanwhile, I'm grabbing her ass and thighs while she is rubbing my back. On the flip she asks me what I want. I tell her FS and tell her I have. 8 She says no! She puts her finger in the air and motions that she wants $. I brought an extra. 1 just in case the massage was bad and I offered her. 9 and she said OK. She proceeds to take off her pants, shirt, bra and panties. She starts playing with my nipples, so I return the favor. She seems to really enjoy this foreplay, so I just play along. She then puts the condom on and hops on cg style! She only does this for about a min before she changes to misch position. I having a good time screwing this women. She does that thing with her pussy, called K-gels! She would squeeze me with her pussy muscles every so often. I was giving her a real good pounding and she seemed to be enjoying it. Just before I nutted she started to squeeze me real tight, with her legs, arms, and pussy muscle! It was a very intense release of pleasure when I came! Her name was Tiffiney, damage. 6 at the door. 9 tip Anyways Kudos to you Mr Camel! Thanks for the good information!

I never knew there was an AMP there. Is it one door north of Mcdonald's on Lankershim? If so it was closed this Saturday afternoon. Do I have the right location?

I called ahead for an appointment, and asked for Tifiny, and Mamasan, said she was busy! I asked for Candy and Mamasan said she went back to China. So I got a new girl. Her name was Vicki. She is in her 40's about 5ft2 115lbs has a little tummy, very plain looking. I hop on the table naked lying face down! Vicki comes in room and covers my ass with a towel. I'm thinking ok, maybe she's not into any extras. Anyway she starts giving me a really good back massage. It was as good, if not better than a legit massage! She was being very professional, until I started grabbing her ass! She then started rubbing my ass crack and balls! Boy, she has such a nice touch! She really starts stroking my cock and cupping my balls and asks what I want. I tell her everything! Again these women clearly ask for $. I say ok and she runs off to get the condom. She comes back into the room and takes off all her cloths. She is now standing next to me naked and massaging my balls and stroking my dick. It's one of the better hand jobs, I have experienced. As she is stroking away, I'm playing with her nipples and vagina. She doesn't rush at all, just taking her time and doing a good job pleasing me. Finally, I stand up and place Vicki on her back. I take my time teasing her pussy lips with my cock. When I'm sliding in, I can hear her let out a moan of pleasure. I'll tell you, she is probaly not the best lay I ever had, but she really seemed to be enjoying the dick. I just took my time, with a slow grinding motion, which caused Vicki to moan. She started cumming and begged my to start fucking her faster! This got me really excited and I started to really give it to her! I Finally pop a nut and collaspe on top of her. I can feel her pussy pulsating on my dick as we laid there for a few minutes. I had to help her up, off her back, because she was just so drained of energy. She grabs all her clothes and walks out the door naked. She comes back into the room fully dressed with a smile on her face. She wipes me down with a hot towel and brings me a cold bottle of water to drink! I enjoyed this session, because she had such a nice touch with her hands. Damage. 6 at the door $ for the tip.

[QUOTE=Smoothie86;1500508]I called ahead for an appointment, and asked for Tifiny, and Mamasan, said she was busy! I asked for Candy and Mamasan said she went back to China. So I got a new girl. Her name was Vicki. She is in her 40's about 5ft2 115lbs has a little tummy, very plain looking. I hop on the table naked lying face down! Vicki comes in room and covers my ass with a towel. I'm thinking ok, maybe she's not into any extras. Anyway she starts giving me a really good back massage. It was as good, if not better than a legit massage! She was being very professional, until I started grabbing her ass! She then started rubbing my ass crack and balls! Boy, she has such a nice touch! She really starts stroking my cock and cupping my balls and asks what I want. I tell her everything! Again these women clearly ask for $. I say ok and she runs off to get the condom. She comes back into the room and takes off all her cloths. She is now standing next to me naked and massaging my balls and stroking my dick. It's one of the better hand jobs, I have experienced. As she is stroking away, I'm playing with her nipples and vagina. She doesn't rush at all, just taking her time and doing a good job pleasing me. Finally, I stand up and place Vicki on her back. I take my time teasing her pussy lips with my cock. When I'm sliding in, I can hear her let out a moan of pleasure. I'll tell you, she is probaly not the best lay I ever had, but she really seemed to be enjoying the dick. I just took my time, with a slow grinding motion, which caused Vicki to moan. She started cumming and begged my to start fucking her faster! This got me really excited and I started to really give it to her! I Finally pop a nut and collaspe on top of her. I can feel her pussy pulsating on my dick as we laid there for a few minutes. I had to help her up, off her back, because she was just so drained of energy. She grabs all her clothes and walks out the door naked. She comes back into the room fully dressed with a smile on her face. She wipes me down with a hot towel and brings me a cold bottle of water to drink! I enjoyed this session, because she had such a nice touch with her hands. Damage. 6 at the door $ for the tip.[/QUOTE]Excellent report. Thanks for the heads up.

[QUOTE=Allover;1499859]I never knew there was an AMP there. Is it one door north of Mcdonald's on Lankershim? If so it was closed this Saturday afternoon. Do I have the right location?[/QUOTE]Its behind the furniture store.

[QUOTE=Hugh E Rection;1501161]Its behind the furniture store.[/QUOTE]Please tell me this place isn't closed.

Had anyone had any luck at the place near Cahuenga and Lankersham. I've been 3 times and had an amazing legit massage and table shower there but no ending. I've heard on other sites it's legit or mostly legit. Super busy on Friday afternoons but the girls are cute and I'm kinda hooked. Only thing I've seen to make it seem no. Legit was the mamasan Asking me once if I wanted anyone special like a Latina and I said yes Latina would be good.

Thoughts?

Has anyone been to the place at cahuenga and lankersham? I've been a few times.

And love it. Amazing legit massage and table shower, the girls are cute too. Some are downright hot. Has anyone gotten an HE or anyhting from here? I would live at this place if I knew something could be found.

Thanks guys.

So a few weeks ago I was staying in Calabasas and PMed a couple of Senior Members asking for some newbie help in the SFV. No surprise, I got no love initially. No sweat. But I did venture out on my own based on the reviews in the forums. I had forgotten about the whole event until I did receive a straight forward "sorry, wish I could help you, but that's not how it works message" from one Senior Member recently. So, since he was willing to take the time to message me back, here is the least I can do.

I ended up going to the AMP off Victory and Vineland next to the McDs. I believe it was a Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Was greeted at the door by a nice enough Mamasan. 6 for the hour. I honestly wanted the hour, lots of travel stress. Went back and a cute little 30s girl came in. Nothing special, cute enough. She did the hour massage. Nothing special, but enjoyable. Didn't bat an eye on the flip. Finished up the massage and then she says 10 minutes left, want me to massage your head, pointing to my actual head. I say no thanks, how about my other head. She says she doesn't want any trouble. I say no trouble and she puts up four fingers and motions her hand up and down. I ask how much for more, tell her I have plenty to tip. She says no more. She gets really frustrated, like she wants to be done and just end it. I say ok ok, that will work. Decent lotioned HJ. Pay the tip, take my little water bottle, and head out. Not much fun for my first experience in LA.

First of all, sorry about the double post earlier.

For my penance I'll add a review. One of my favorite sure things is in eagle rock. Pretty good massage, teasing. A couple of young cute girls. One has a great fake rack! Usually just an R and T but was offered FS once for $. I declined but she was hot and probably should have. It's not usually my thing though. Anyway, this place is pretty quiet and easy to get in. .5 for an hour plus. 4 tip usually. Enjoy and treat them nice!

[QUOTE=Wise794;1507194]I ended up going to the AMP off Victory and Vineland next to the McDs. .[/QUOTE]Been there a couple of times. First time was real good. BJ for 60, cutie. Last time older gal, perfectly willing to HJ for 60 (too much) but afterward I was rushed out the back as if the Marines were landing out front (they weren't, neither was LE.) Shame because it was going to be my regular spot.