Massage Parlor Reports

Note: I was a senior member with plenty of posts, but I had to change my I.the. Because of domestic problems. Not a newbie.

Maybe you've read this before: we are super spoiled up here in rhode island. Check the AMP reports for Providence and you'll get the idea.

So here is the question: does Orlando have ANYthing similar to our f.s. KMP AMPs? Ours in Pvd are legendary. I have read all the posts and I get the impression it is at best, hit or miss. Occasional f.s. What are the best ones? Pretty girls, under 30.? I will be driving through next week and need some guidance! Pay it forward: in Pvd, go to One Spa. Cute yung k-gals, full service, standard fees apply.

Saw this on BP today.

Anyone have details on her.

Please PM me.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/quality-time-with-a-gorgeous-girl-next-door-blonde-22/10365766[/URL]

[QUOTE=WalSTreet;2090104]I have been eying this sexy looking lady for a while. If the photo is real, I love the look Anyone waded in these waters?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/soothing-body-treatments-and-quantum-healing-407-683-8828/9774347[/URL][/QUOTE]This girl's name should be Heather. RTFF. Well reviewed. She has been here a while and been in many locations. Ranging from her apt to real spa's to chiros office. Last time I saw her she looked good and acted weird. HE with a glove, makes you ask for the release, allows otc and utc roaming. Actually has hot little body but does not even come close to the Angelina Jolie looking girl in the pic. That may have been her a few years ago and before the years of therapy for her mental conditions. She clearly hates men. I have had so many strange experiences with her I can't begin to tell you. She gets a whole chapter in the book of weird therapists. Oh not only did she use a glove but she put a napkin around my cock for the splash zone clean up. I keep hoping at some point she turns into Angelina Jolie but it never happens. Money better spent elswhere but if you want a fucked up story to remember, give her a try. YMMV -- Dog.

[QUOTE=Quietus;2087121]I never heard of her.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/beautiful-cougaressadores-her-cubs-loves-her-lions-regs-from-2008-2010-chers-backrnretlmt-14-46/2735279[/URL]

Nothing on the forum for Cher. She claims many followers from years ago. Ad says her time fills up fast. Ad also contradicts the author a few times. Talks of stimulating and sensual touch but then says don't even think of asking for extras. I was thinking of going to see her tonight because she's at a hotel nearby. Do I need to tip a sole proprietor asking top dollar?[/QUOTE]My two cents on Cher is that she is an aquired taste like escargot or butterscotch. Not to say that she is classy because she is not stuck up, but she is almost crazy enough to be in the Heather club. She likes to talk and talk and talk, mostly about herself. So if you like expensive talking massage therapists then she is your gal. Saw her a bunch years ago. She was bigger, then lost weight. Often lives in Jax. She lost some weight and actually looked pretty good. When she got skinny she started banging dudes on Plenty of Fish and often has great on-line dating stories. Gives a decent rub, for those who actually care about that stuff. She has huge breasts even when she lost weight. Will pop them out with a little coaxing. Remember the Shakespeare line, he doth protest too much. Often when providers say, don't ask for this or no extras or I am not a prostitute, that really means, I will throw out this warning and she if I can keep the creepers away but for the cute guys or built guys or guys with money, I will be a working girl (in the best possible sense of the word). As I recall it was sort of flat fee, I may have tipped her beyond. We got to know each other pretty well and I liked her, but I like chatty weird people. My guess is most of you guys would want to drive a stake in her or yourselves rather than put up with her talking. To me she was just a weird sexy chick who has been doing this a ton and has good stories to tell. That's my 411, I hope it helps. YMMV Stay safe -- Dog.

Recently saw our favorite Heather in WP for the first time in a couple years. I went in with the attitude of not expecting anything but a massage. It helped that she wasn't wearing anything too revealing. I found her to be more normal and didn't throw off that man hating vibe that we know about. We barely spoke and she didn't even get close to the boys and I fought the urge to ask. The massage itself was actually good. Paid her, left and went home to jerk it. Social experiment done.

There's been a lot written here, but I frankly can't tell if anyone's been able to get a HE from her and if so, what's the secret? PM if you prefer.

[QUOTE=KrazyOtownGuy;2091535]Saw this on BP today.

Anyone have details on her.

Please PM me.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/quality-time-with-a-gorgeous-girl-next-door-blonde-22/10365766[/URL][/QUOTE]But something isn't right about the ad details. Two hours " bodyrub " for 350 ? Maybe should be listed in escorts section or as a new provider should start with 1 hour first?

Feel free to toftt and let us know.

Went to massage place on vineland Road. The new one everyone is talking about. Well I went there received a great massage but on the turn No HE. I dunno maybe I am not doing the right signals or maybe because she is intimidated by me. I am a big guy so I dunno, Any Help on this matter?

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;2091879]There's been a lot written here, but I frankly can't tell if anyone's been able to get a HE from her and if so, what's the secret? PM if you prefer.[/QUOTE]No luck here. I've been 7-8 times and in over a grand. Sensual as the best, just will not grab the shifter. If she did, I'd be very loyal to her. Anyone?

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;2091877]Recently saw our favorite Heather in WP for the first time in a couple years. I went in with the attitude of not expecting anything but a massage. It helped that she wasn't wearing anything too revealing. I found her to be more normal and didn't throw off that man hating vibe that we know about. We barely spoke and she didn't even get close to the boys and I fought the urge to ask. The massage itself was actually good. Paid her, left and went home to jerk it. Social experiment done.[/QUOTE]Heather is all over the place. When sober, she is actually a pretty nice person.

The thing is that she hates her job and depending on her mood that day, hates men as well. I don't blame her because a lot of you mongers are creeps but she chose the life she is living.

Once in a blue moon some dudes here have had the luck of getting extras. She is a very sexual woman when you really get to know her so I am not shocked by this. I personally had one of the strangest, oddest chapters of my mongering life with Heather which I don't care to share on here or via PM. Just trust me when I say she is a whack job, a freak and someone with serious problems when she drinks. I think she has issues with bipolarism. Heather is an individual with real mental problems. I feel bad for her.

I would not see her again because while on rare occasion YMMV, definitely not worth the trouble.

[QUOTE=Enepero;2091353]Base on Jag review about Tatiana I wanted to give her a try.

Tatiana Body: 8/10.

Poor Atittude.

She was really rough the whole time, didn't talk a lot and seem very distracted.

I mean this girl is so hot and have a really nice body but it didn't go well.

She gave me that mechanical HE at the end.

Will not repeat.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/calientes-sweet-latinas-oh-so-good-flat-rate-specials-25/10093246[/URL][/QUOTE]Sorry brother Enepero! You saw her anyway based upon my review, even though I did not have great time with her?? LOL Yeah, I have seen the Lovely Tatiana over a dozen times at Harbor Beach, when she first started there and at Essence Spa, LLC, after they opened in November, 2013 (according to Sunbiz. Org). I fucked most, if not all of the gals, at the crime infested Harbor Beach Apts.

Brother, I am not really sure what is going on with her as I never had a bad experience with her until last week. I have enjoyed many ball draining sessions with Tatiana. She did it all. But, as I said in my post from the other day, I think she has a favorite now (a really big NFL type dude) and is no longer "providing" the "experiences" to her ATF regulars that she once did. I know I must have given her close to 2,000 dollars over the past year that I have known her. I think I will still give her one more chance, though. But since you also had a bad time, this may be a portend of things to come with Tatiana. Hopefully not.

However, at this time, The Jag WILL NOT rescind his recommendation of Tatiana. But, she needs to work on her attitude, comportment, presentation/hygiene, just a bit. So, until further notice, The Jag will continue to recommend her.

So, guys, please, go see the sex crazed, fantasy inspiring, push our "sexuality" (like she says in her BP ads) to the limits, Tatiana. ALL of the gals at Essence Spa, LLC are gorgeous and very accommodating and Tatiana is still one of the most beautiful providers, with a cock hungry pussy / ass "split", in Orlando. There is some backstory with her. But only via PM.

(Sweetie, when you read this, please understand that The Jag is only trying to help you maintain your high level of "proficiency", as a well known and HIGHLY respected provider, to the esteemed members of this Board).

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;2092153]Heather is all over the place. When sober, she is actually a pretty nice person.

The thing is that she hates her job and depending on her mood that day, hates men as well. I don't blame her because a lot of you mongers are creeps but she chose the life she is living.

Once in a blue moon some dudes here have had the luck of getting extras. She is a very sexual woman when you really get to know her so I am not shocked by this. I personally had one of the strangest, oddest chapters of my mongering life with Heather which I don't care to share on here or via PM. Just trust me when I say she is a whack job, a freak and someone with serious problems when she drinks. I think she has issues with bipolarism. Heather is an individual with real mental problems. I feel bad for her.

I would not see her again because while on rare occasion YMMV, definitely not worth the trouble.[/QUOTE]Indeed she is beautiful. We all have reviewed her before. Very moody. The Jag has a "Phd." in "hobbying" (Emeritus Status, if you will. LOL), but not in psychology. So, I don't know what her issues are. We all know she has them. We all know she reads the Board. She removed her "self review" BS website a while ago, after some hobbyists wrote bad reviews of her and posted them on her website. LOL.

Sure, I had some good success with her a few years back, but it fucking took everything in my Jag "rules of hobbying" handbook to get there. As PB02 says, it depends on her mood. And her fucking tits with those thick nipples are truly a pleasure to taste, mood permitting of course.

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2092450]Sure, I had some good success with her a few years back, but it fucking took everything in my Jag "rules of hobbying" handbook to get there. As PB02 says, it depends on her mood. And her fucking tits with those thick nipples are truly a pleasure to taste, mood permitting of course.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]I saw her a few weeks ago, just to see for myself, and I have to say that it was an enjoyable experience. I must've gotten her on one of her better days, as she chatted a bit.

Towards the end, she asked if there was any other parts that needed attention, and you'd better be specific, because it isn't happening otherwise. After a bit of OTC roaming, I got her to take off the clothes and had a workout at the local why. She's quiet through it all -- although I guess being in an office complex, she can't just let it rip -- although I did coax a few giggles and smiles out of her. Certainly no complaints here.

[QUOTE=Ccon66;2093001]I saw her a few weeks ago, just to see for myself, and I have to say that it was an enjoyable experience. I must've gotten her on one of her better days, as she chatted a bit.

Towards the end, she asked if there was any other parts that needed attention, and you'd better be specific, because it isn't happening otherwise. After a bit of OTC roaming, I got her to take off the clothes and had a workout at the local why. She's quiet through it all -- although I guess being in an office complex, she can't just let it rip -- although I did coax a few giggles and smiles out of her. Certainly no complaints here.[/QUOTE]Your talking about Wnter Springs / formerly of Winter Park Heather.

She is a little nuts.. And yes, She clearly hates men. Last time I saw her, she had me "flip" ... I gently reached to touch her arm, and she jumped back, explaining 'no touching' as she had been raped before... She bowed to me and stated massage is over... And left the room. Wow. A while later I called and talked to her on the phone, and she was all flirty and nice, but I will save my money for someone who enjoys what they do.

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2091551]This girl's name should be Heather. RTFF. Well reviewed. She has been here a while and been in many locations. Ranging from her apt to real spa's to chiros office. Last time I saw her she looked good and acted weird. HE with a glove, makes you ask for the release, allows otc and utc roaming. Actually has hot little body but does not even come close to the Angelina Jolie looking girl in the pic. That may have been her a few years ago and before the years of therapy for her mental conditions. She clearly hates men. I have had so many strange experiences with her I can't begin to tell you. She gets a whole chapter in the book of weird therapists. Oh not only did she use a glove but she put a napkin around my cock for the splash zone clean up. I keep hoping at some point she turns into Angelina Jolie but it never happens. Money better spent elswhere but if you want a fucked up story to remember, give her a try. YMMV -- Dog.[/QUOTE]