USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=BrandonS;5150229]I believe the site is back up. But running very slowly but it's progress, for anyone wondering.

[URL]https://theclassifieds.nl/Default.aspx[/URL][/QUOTE]This forum needs a software upgrade too.

USASexGuide is running vBulletin version 4. 1. 4 which came out in like 2011-12, LOL.

I don't even think this old ass release is supported by vBulletin anymore so if this shit crashes or has any issues there is no support from them. Hopefully the site admin is doing daily back ups and is competent on doing restores cause if the shit hits the fan getting back up will be a shit show like the classifieds site has been. Its been down for what? Almost 2 years now? LMFAO.

[QUOTE=Nickoglock;5134333]Those pics don't lie rich, she is on the last innings of the candy game, another yeah or 2 I'd say she will likely be dead.[/QUOTE]What do you mean?

I have not yet been able to get back into the site, so Admin is probably still working through issues.

Very much look forward to the site being back, as I only saw providers that were advertising on the "sister site" and were well reviewed in this thread. And that never went wrong for me.

One thing that I really liked. Was when the Classified site reflected the area of town in which the provider was providing services.

It was nice to know whether the lady in question was way north in Longwood or Sanford. Or way south in Kissimmee, or Davenport. Or right downtown.

(Any advice on where I can find localized advertisements, or any provider located near downtown, would be appreciated.).

[QUOTE=OliverOil;5095415]So you may have noticed that Avalon has a friend named Berlin. [URL]https://avalon.sexy/home-1/meet-avalon/meet-berlin/[/URL].

I've had the pleasure of seeing her 3 times in the last 2 trips that Avalon made to Orlando and I can say that her pics do not do her justice. She's much better looking in person and she's a fabulous partner to be with. Tall, blond, gorgeous, GFE and a real sweetheart. I did the duos with Avalon and it was epic. Berlin does everything you want in a GFE. While she may be new to this, she's a natural and she has Avalon to coach her. She even does role play and took on multiple personas in the story I concocted. From Dr. Berlin to Mistress Berlin to Ms. Berlin the GFE, very versatile. She's going solo but you schedule her with Avalon, via PM or text. I've got my dates scheduled for the week or DEC. 13th and I suggest that you do too. Here's the calendar, [URL]https://avalon.sexy/calendar/[/URL].

And here's the eye candy.[/QUOTE]Finally got to dream about Berlin. Beautiful, smart, and sweet. Only had time for hhr but she genuinely wanted me to stay longer. Plus, nice quiet neighborhood and clean place. Didn't feel sketched out for a minute. I'm sure you guys know what I mean. Hoping to set something up again soon!

[QUOTE=Orlando2637;5184228]Finally got to dream about Berlin. Beautiful, smart, and sweet. Only had time for hhr but she genuinely wanted me to stay longer. Plus, nice quiet neighborhood and clean place. Didn't feel sketched out for a minute. I'm sure you guys know what I mean. Hoping to set something up again soon![/QUOTE]She's a keeper, sweet as can be, no drama, excellent communicator and drop dead gorgeous. Her role play is amazing, I love to play pretend with her. Can't wait to see her again.

[QUOTE=Tbuc1;5148820]Well if you could see the smile on my face, you'd understand why it's so great that Avalon is back in Orlando. I was able to see her this morning in her new place and everything was as expected again. Anyone who has seen her knows this Woman is First Class all the way. I don't write many reviews, but I felt it was necessary today just to let Avalon know how great it is to have her back. Life is good in O-Town again. See you again soon A!

Tbuc1.[/QUOTE]Her incall is amazing, the lights, the mirrors, the 4 posted bed (the better to tie you down my dear). Etc. It's not a session, it's adventure so take your vitamins, put on your big boy pants and experience it for yourself. There's not a better BBBJ or massage in Orlando and so much more on the menu.

[URL]http://avalon.sexy[/URL]

[QUOTE=OliverOil;5187077]Her incall is amazing, the lights, the mirrors, the 4 posted bed (the better to tie you down my dear). Etc. It's not a session, it's adventure so take your vitamins, put on your big boy pants and experience it for yourself. There's not a better BBBJ or massage in Orlando and so much more on the menu.

[URL]http://avalon.sexy[/URL][/QUOTE]How old is Avalon? She looks to be mid 40's?

[QUOTE=OliverOil;5187077]Her incall is amazing, the lights, the mirrors, the 4 posted bed (the better to tie you down my dear). Etc. It's not a session, it's adventure so take your vitamins, put on your big boy pants and experience it for yourself. There's not a better BBBJ or massage in Orlando and so much more on the menu.

[URL]http://avalon.sexy[/URL][/QUOTE]The only reason I have not had a session with her is because I don't want anyone knowing who I am on these forums. Maybe one day I'll give in but for now I'll have to pass on anyone that wants my handle on this site.

I doubt anyone here is going to respond to you, as everyone here knows she reads this forum and knows her client's handle on here. So, I think (just an assumption) is that most of these reviews are over hyped, as their future visits are at stake. I think improbable, if not impossible, that there has never been even one "the only small complaint I had was. ".
Sorry guys but I don't need to take my vitamins thru hour long fuck fests with girls in their 20s and Im a mish guy, so Im doing most of the work.

I've seen some pics of Avalon's face from the side and even with the photoshopping she must be in her 40's. She still looks damn good in her pics, but we all know that pics are, at best case the absolute best they could look, but normally they won't look nearly as good.

I'm sure that she is probably working out to keep her shape at her old age, and probably looking better than almost all other escorts out here that are not posting on EROS or private books.

I gave up messaging her through multiple channels over a month with no response. I'm sure she is in no need of my business, as it seems she has a long list of regulars. I was more disappointed that Michele1 L didn't want to see me, as I much prefer younger girls. Anyway, have fucked much hotter girls (hundreds of hotter girls) than both. Mostly outside of the US, but also here in the states.

Just one man's opinion, but I would much rather pay 20 year old Sofia Colombian $4. 5 than $3. 0 to a 40+ year old. Also, $2. 0 to a 28 yo Molly, etc, etc.

Anyway, seems like international business travel will be back soon, so will be back to 20 yo 10+ for $.5 - 2-3 different ones on any given weekend day! Fucking love variety!

[QUOTE=PapiCholo;5187164]How old is Avalon? She looks to be mid 40's?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HeyFlint;5187271]I doubt anyone here is going to respond to you, as everyone here knows she reads this forum and knows her client's handle on here. So, I think (just an assumption) is that most of these reviews are over hyped, as their future visits are at stake. I think improbable, if not impossible, that there has never been even one "the only small complaint I had was. ".
Sorry guys but I don't need to take my vitamins thru hour long fuck fests with girls in their 20s and Im a mish guy, so Im doing most of the work.

I've seen some pics of Avalon's face from the side and even with the photoshopping she must be in her 40's. She still looks damn good in her pics, but we all know that pics are, at best case the absolute best they could look, but normally they won't look nearly as good.

I'm sure that she is probably working out to keep her shape at her old age, and probably looking better than almost all other escorts out here that are not posting on EROS or private books.

I gave up messaging her through multiple channels over a month with no response. I'm sure she is in no need of my business, as it seems she has a long list of regulars. I was more disappointed that Michele1 L didn't want to see me, as I much prefer younger girls. Anyway, have fucked much hotter girls (hundreds of hotter girls) than both. Mostly outside of the US, but also here in the states.

Just one man's opinion, but I would much rather pay 20 year old Sofia Colombian $4. 5 than $3. 0 to a 40+ year old. Also, $2. 0 to a 28 yo Molly, etc, etc.

Anyway, seems like international business travel will be back soon, so will be back to 20 yo 10+ for $.5 - 2-3 different ones on any given weekend day! Fucking love variety![/QUOTE]I actually went out with her a few times years ago before she did the escort thing. She was just modeling then (but turning tricks when she could I believe). She's in her early to mid 40's.

[QUOTE=Nickoglock;5134333]Those pics don't lie rich, she is on the last innings of the candy game, another yeah or 2 I'd say she will likely be dead.[/QUOTE]A negative review does not mean it's fake news. I had one date with her and it was awful. I just finished and left quickly. She was strung out on something and even partially admitted it on a text to me later.

Not really sure why the bashing lately. She's 49 if I'm correct but looks great and better than most women half her age. I only see her once in a while and right now she's booked to far in advance for me. I know there are a few guys on here that rave about her just like there are Guys who rave about M1. Personally, I'd rather see Avalon over M1 because M1 can be a little full of herself. She's not the spinner she use to be and if anyone says 1 bad thing she blocks them. But she is close to me so I keep her in the routine. Avalon has always given me great service. Her comms are not what they used to be but it just seems that she has a few regulars that book multiple hours and probably every week. Just good business to give your good clients better access to scheduling than a guy who books an hour once a month. Everybody likes different things. I've heard people bash her because of her age, comms, schedule but nobody has complained about her service and that's what counts. She's never rushed me ever and her place is always clean and she's always ready. Anyway, to each his own and before anyone says I'm white knighting, she doesn't know this handle is mine.

I am confused by the fact she is not posting that she is a twenty something year old gal. If your going to bash someone I would personally need someone to be doing misleading ads. I have seen no evidence of that!

I am not white knighting here, I have personally never seen her. We had some near misses because of scheduling back when she first started and it never worked out. No worries!

Lets just be fair about it. She is not a young gal, but her ads don't suggest that. I guess some others have had issues because they complained about something and then she doesn't want to see you, can you really blame on that? If she has enough business and someone isn't happy then why would you both want a repeat?

Stay safe and have fun!

If you don't like her, move on! If you want a young gal, many to choose from here!

[QUOTE=HeyFlint;5187271]I doubt anyone here is going to respond to you, as everyone here knows she reads this forum and knows her client's handle on here. So, I think (just an assumption) is that most of these reviews are over hyped, as their future visits are at stake. I think improbable, if not impossible, that there has never been even one "the only small complaint I had was. ".
Sorry guys but I don't need to take my vitamins thru hour long fuck fests with girls in their 20s and Im a mish guy, so Im doing most of the work.

I've seen some pics of Avalon's face from the side and even with the photoshopping she must be in her 40's. She still looks damn good in her pics, but we all know that pics are, at best case the absolute best they could look, but normally they won't look nearly as good.

I'm sure that she is probably working out to keep her shape at her old age, and probably looking better than almost all other escorts out here that are not posting on EROS or private books.

I gave up messaging her through multiple channels over a month with no response. I'm sure she is in no need of my business, as it seems she has a long list of regulars. I was more disappointed that Michele1 L didn't want to see me, as I much prefer younger girls. Anyway, have fucked much hotter girls (hundreds of hotter girls) than both. Mostly outside of the US, but also here in the states.

Just one man's opinion, but I would much rather pay 20 year old Sofia Colombian $4. 5 than $3. 0 to a 40+ year old. Also, $2. 0 to a 28 yo Molly, etc, etc.

Anyway, seems like international business travel will be back soon, so will be back to 20 yo 10+ for $.5 - 2-3 different ones on any given weekend day! Fucking love variety![/QUOTE]Yea same here. I've tried contacting Avalon a few times on here because of her reviews but lost interest. The first time I think she just moved back to Orlando and had to many other clients. I contacted her a few months later and she wanted me to send her a $100 e-gift card just to schedule an appointment (see below). Probably not a scam but no way I'm sending an e-gift card just to set up an appointment. Maybe I'm a little butt hurt but I dodged a bullet if she is in her 50's anyway.

[QUOTE]Normally Id just do employment verification but because you dont have any recent provider references and a very low post count here, you have the option of purchasing a $100 Amazon e-gift card, sent to me via text or email. After I receive it, I will immediately reach out to schedule an appointment.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NYTrader731;5195278]Not really sure why the bashing lately. She's 49 if I'm correct but looks great and better than most women half her age. I only see her once in a while and right now she's booked to far in advance for me. I know there are a few guys on here that rave about her just like there are Guys who rave about M1. Personally, I'd rather see Avalon over M1 because M1 can be a little full of herself. She's not the spinner she use to be and if anyone says 1 bad thing she blocks them. But she is close to me so I keep her in the routine. Avalon has always given me great service. Her comms are not what they used to be but it just seems that she has a few regulars that book multiple hours and probably every week. Just good business to give your good clients better access to scheduling than a guy who books an hour once a month. Everybody likes different things. I've heard people bash her because of her age, comms, schedule but nobody has complained about her service and that's what counts. She's never rushed me ever and her place is always clean and she's always ready. Anyway, to each his own and before anyone says I'm white knighting, she doesn't know this handle is mine.[/QUOTE]Missed a lot of this dialogue, but surprised by the bashing. She is very cool, totally safe, has every toy there is, and really knows what she's doing. I have enjoyed getting to know her and the crazy stuff we have done together flashes through my mind all the time. And her photos are 100% accurate. If anything slows you up in booking, it is because she is very cautious in meeting new people. And she does have a long list of repeaters for sure. Worth continuing to try IMHO.