Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4912272]I just heard of this band called Chlamydiarrhea today. They have a song called "Crackwhooore STD Contest". Women get more turned on to women like that than they would John Mayer!

I should start music songs about creampies and public defecation. I would make an album called "Humpty Dumpty's Greatest (s) Hits".

VirCof- Yeah, Meredith's recent photos aren't too flattering.[/QUOTE]Thats hilarious, and to be honest, I already have some material for an album I've been working on.

Here's my early song titles (bear with me, these are still garage songs).

- "A pie to remember".

- "No BBFS, No Creampie? No speak-a English".

- "Oops, I forgot to pull out!

- "The Creampie bakery" (Kind of a uppity pace to this one).

- "The Wizard of Wicklow park".

And finally.

- "The pre-sliced condom angle".

Again, its a work in process but I look for "A pie to remember" to be an instant smash.

I need to post more on these boards. DOZENS of creampies all over the state in the last 2 months.

Happy mongering everyone!

I saw this one walking the bottoms a few days ago. She was looking good when compared to what is usually out in the bottoms. She was standing at West Park and Sully. I chatted with her for a minute or 2 but she wanted way more than street rates for her time. I told her she was out on the block and that internet rates weren't likely in that new line of work. As such, I went in search of someone who was going to be more realistic. Hopefully none of you paid her what she wanted and that her prices will fall in line with the usual. I would try her out at those rates.

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I took her for a car ride years ago. She is a regular down there or was anyway. She does have a nice ass and legs for her age but shitty disposition and rock hard bott ons. I mean like a freaking rock. Hard pass.

[QUOTE=Twisted36;4914068]I saw this one walking the bottoms a few days ago. She was looking good when compared to what is usually out in the bottoms. She was standing at West Park and Sully. I chatted with her for a minute or 2 but she wanted way more than street rates for her time. I told her she was out on the block and that internet rates weren't likely in that new line of work. As such, I went in search of someone who was going to be more realistic. Hopefully none of you paid her what she wanted and that her prices will fall in line with the usual. I would try her out at those rates.

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[QUOTE=Twisted36;4914068]I saw this one walking the bottoms a few days ago. She was looking good when compared to what is usually out in the bottoms. She was standing at West Park and Sully. I chatted with her for a minute or 2 but she wanted way more than street rates for her time. I told her she was out on the block and that internet rates weren't likely in that new line of work. As such, I went in search of someone who was going to be more realistic. Hopefully none of you paid her what she wanted and that her prices will fall in line with the usual. I would try her out at those rates.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/ohio/columbus/52227130/[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, she is always out on West Park and Sully. One rule of thumb is, if she's above 30, you definitely shouldn't pay more than 30. Shit, I wouln't even pick her up if she paid me 10 dollars like Deuce Bigalow.

But there's enough desperate guys out there so she can get her fix.

[QUOTE=JizMan;4913827]I just noticed Franchesca are on the Tactical FB site. She's really cute and looks to have a nice body based on her FB pics. Humpty, did you creampie that and does anyone know if she is still active?[/QUOTE]Wow. She will be targeted for spermination!

She is from Irwin, some small town near Plain City or something. I've never heard of it.

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4914237]Wow. She will be targeted for spermination!

She is from Irwin, some small town near Plain City or something. I've never heard of it.[/QUOTE]I missed a pick on her at Sully, and Burgess by about 5 seconds a couple weeks ago.

Some other monger made a veteran move, and cut me off coming out of the alley before Sully and made a great pick.

Still p1ssed at that one.

Hope I see her before you do humpty!

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4914237]Wow. She will be targeted for spermination!

She is from Irwin, some small town near Plain City or something. I've never heard of it.[/QUOTE]

Picked Hudson charlee the other evening. Went to a quiet spot for some BBBJ. Damn damn damn, that girl got the job done and then some. I didn't need to help her at all, she took the little guy down all the way and didn't stop till the job was done. Gave me her number but I haven't gotten a response from her. If any of you have a number that works for her, I would be very much greatful. Street rate plus a nice tip for over and above performance. Kayla (mariah) level, actually better.

[QUOTE=Boosted1;4914713]Picked Hudson charlee the other evening. Went to a quiet spot for some BBBJ. Damn damn damn, that girl got the job done and then some. I didn't need to help her at all, she took the little guy down all the way and didn't stop till the job was done. Gave me her number but I haven't gotten a response from her. If any of you have a number that works for her, I would be very much greatful. Street rate plus a nice tip for over and above performance. Kayla (mariah) level, actually better.[/QUOTE]I know this may sound shocking, but I have creampied her several times. Cost is 25 to 30. Hope you didn't overpay. She can be seen by any of the convenience stores on East Hudson from 71 to McGuffey. Hookers sure do love convenience stores. The scariest is Uncle Max. I am skeptical of a place that sells gas that cheap. There's all kinds of crackheads and crazies running around there, it can't be good for business. Marathon always has tons of crackheads and bums, and occasionally hookers. Shell is the "safest" which isn't saying much. In that area, I go to the UDF on Hudson and Indianola, and you'll still see beggars and weirdos.

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4914237]Wow. She will be targeted for spermination!

She is from Irwin, some small town near Plain City or something. I've never heard of it.[/QUOTE]I don't usually ask for digits but if anyone has them, please share if she is okay with it.

[QUOTE=JizMan;4914971]I don't usually ask for digits but if anyone has them, please share if she is okay with it.[/QUOTE]Would love digits too if some would PM me. Thanks.

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4914743]I know this may sound shocking, but I have creampied her several times. Cost is 25 to 30. Hope you didn't overpay. She can be seen by any of the convenience stores on East Hudson from 71 to McGuffey. Hookers sure do love convenience stores. The scariest is Uncle Max. I am skeptical of a place that sells gas that cheap. There's all kinds of crackheads and crazies running around there, it can't be good for business. Marathon always has tons of crackheads and bums, and occasionally hookers. Shell is the "safest" which isn't saying much. In that area, I go to the UDF on Hudson and Indianola, and you'll still see beggars and weirdos.[/QUOTE]Humpty, one of Charlee's friends (Courtney Eileen) looks very familiar. I've either seen some of her pics in an escort ad, or on SA. Have you deposited your superior DNA in that?

[QUOTE=SevenInche;4915136]Would love digits too if some would PM me. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I am going to setup a fake FB and contact her directly to see if she'll provide a number. If anyone else has any luck, please share.

[QUOTE=JizMan;4915211]Humpty, one of Charlee's friends (Courtney Eileen) looks very familiar. I've either seen some of her pics in an escort ad, or on SA. Have you deposited your superior DNA in that?[/QUOTE]I don't recognize her. But look the stuff she posts, then look at the wigger boyfriend "Yung Dutch". I guarantee you neither of them are gainfully employed. Send her a message and see what happens.

Chances that she's a hooker are 80 percent, in my opinion.

Hey fellow mongers,

Been enjoying your reports. I just recently moved back to Columbus and have had a chance to do a few hours of driving the strolls. Mostly been on Sully. I have always preferred the Hilltop stroll anyway, but the damn metal plates down in the Bottoms are more numerous / annoying then I remember them being. Have seen a few I considered picking up, one was Hali I believe (actually in the Bottoms). Didn't recognize the one or two others I considered picking up, mostly seeing gremlins and a few with okay bodies but Steve Buscemi-like faces.

Usually I would consider even one of the girls with a jacked up face but with a fairly nice body, but I am a little bit paranoid of the whole covid situation. I am not someone who follows "no fap" ideology, but I usually prefer to pay to let a Sully girl handle things for me. Reading a bunch on all parts of the covid debate / situation, I definitely think it is somewhat overblown and filled with propaganda, but I am still tending to limit how frequently I'd actually consider picking up while out cruising. I have appreciated reading Humpty's posts and do hope that Fauci focuses some of his time on irritable bowel research, as opposed to giving out contradictory, always changing covid messaging!

Lastly, I just realized I have what might still be Dani's number. Haven't felt like trying it. A fellow monger asked me about it before, sorry I didn't realize I had it. I love the look of this Charlee on Hudson, was out on Hudson last night and didn't see anything much. I'd love her number, but will not specifically ask for it as a junior member here. Take care guys!