"Tactical response"
So I drove down Sullivant on Tuesday afternoon. Quantity was high. Quality was low.
Whoever created that page probably posts here too. Is it your page Cherny? If so, that is cool! I see a number quite a few ladies whose coochies I have blessed with big loads of creamy Ohio cum chowder.
Are there any fears about hookers spreading covid19? Is mayor Ginther going to do anything about it, like forcing them to wear masks while giving blowjobs? I do not wear masks or condoms.
I will however, use a toilet seat cover at the pilot truck stop on Wilson road.
Why does this keep happening?
It was Wednesday night. 1130 PM. As soon as I hit Sullivant, my guts began to bubble. What is it about the west side that causes my excretory system to act up? Thanks to the bridge on Wilson Road being out, there was no way I was going to make it to Pilot. And since it was kind of late, I didn't know if I could make it to the UDF on Clime Road in time. So I had to drop a pile by KFC's dumpster by the alley. Its probably still there if you want to check it out. I used my socks and discarded them on top of the fresh mountain of turds. Then a few blocks away, my butt said "But wait! There's more!" like Billy Mays. I dropped some more in an alley. I wiped with some masks I was reluctantly forced to use.
I drove up and down Sully probably 3 round trips. I saw a couple good looking ladies like Alex K. And Shiree B. I saw Brittaney P. By Blueberry Hill. She was nodding off while standing. I have seen a couple different videos of her on Wesside Caught Ya and Westside Epidemics. In these videos, she is embarrassing herself by dancing around like Tyrone Biggums and making weird noises. She's actually a nice lady most of the time. Some other guy made the move for her, so I decided to let him have her. Is Blueberry Hill back open again? I do not want Jason S. To take my picture or license plate.
Back to Sully and Westgate. I saw Andrea F aka "Anita" who I had picked up previously. We drove to a special place. She asked for 30 for BBBJ. Only Margot Robbie could make 30 bucks for a BBBJ on Sullivant. I told her I would give her 20 and some drug paraphernalia. She sucked it and did a better job than she did last time. She complained about the heat. I turned the AC on. I ejaculated in her mouth and she spat the cum all over someone's lawn.
As I was about to drop her off, she asked "Do you post on USASG?
I said yes. She asked what the name I used was. I told her "SW Man" which was my name before I changed it to Humpty Dumpty. I changed it to Humpty Dumpty because SW Man got confused with SW Ohio Man and Ohio Man. Humpty Dumpty was just some random name that had no special meaning or significance.
She said " I read what they say on USASG. Especially Humpty Dumpty". At this point it took me everything I had not to burst into laughter. Instead I just nervously said "Oh yeah, Humpty Dumpty, he's a pretty a nasty guy, a hahahah". I should've dropped her off at KFC so she could see the pile of fresh turds.