Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=CameronX;2089879]Personally, if someone showed up to me smelling how you described, I would not hesitate to show them the shower. Sometimes people are just getting off work or what have you and need to freshen up, that's no problem. This is obviously not one of those occasions. I always show up fresh, so the same basic hygiene maintenance should be returned. You handled it professionally tho, that is all anyone can do when a surprise like this or anything else occurs.

CX.[/QUOTE]I agree with your accessment and I would Luke to add my two cents if I may.

For starters, most mongers when going for in or out call expect the provider to be clean or at least I do. I don't think it should be at all different for mongers to give the same respect to the provider.

Granted a SW may be a bit different. Then again, this is one of the reasons I don't partake in Sws.

Secondly, I think it extremely disrespectful for a monger to expect a dream from a provider when he has stanky butt or balls or any sort of stank. Providers are still human beings and not just random objects. They should be treated as such with some respect.

I'd say if some dirtball monger can't even manage to wash his ass with soap and water to remove stank, show him swiftly to the door. There's plenty enough of us that will be clean upon arrival.

Stay sage ladies and gentleman!!

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;2089874]Well, I'm happy to share. But don't you think you ought to follow suit?

You begged for intel from everyone here, and specifically PM'd me for help "opening up" Alaina's menu (you creepy motherfucker), but it's been a week. Plenty of time to post that report on her. So why not share with these guys, rather than bash them?

So here you go guys, two bits of solid intel:
[LIST]Alaina will give you a nice finish and lots of touching. of course YMMV. Probably best if you do the old "oops I got an erection, what now?" trick, or maybe he wasn't very respectful and was pushy. I don't know, because he didn't post a review. ALL I know is that when I followed up his request, he gave me some vague bullshit, rather than straight intel.[/LIST][LIST]Bucks is a guy who is perfectly happy to ask for intel to further his own goals, but will not give useful intel in return. He has time to post the shit above, bashing you guys, but not to give you even the vaguest indication of how to find what you're looking for.[/LIST][/QUOTE]Goodsh,

By the way, I'm not a creepy mother fucker as you stated nor am I EVER disrespectful of the ladies.

Don't start shit when you know nothing about me.

Bucks.

[QUOTE=Bucks9297;2090199]Goodsh,

By the way, I'm not a creepy mother fucker as you stated nor am I EVER disrespectful of the ladies.

Don't start shit when you know nothing about me.

Bucks.[/QUOTE]With Bucks9297, other than I think maybe we graduated the same year.

I was contacted by a guy in Sydney, OH offering me an outcall. I said that I couldn't do it. Then he offered me $1,000. I said no, but would try to help find him someone.

A few hours passed and after I returned home from karate classes with my kids he sent me some more texts.

Bottom line, he said this to me.

He called me a self centered *.

Told me to kill myself three times and he said it nicely, please.

He said " you will see me you just don't know it yet and after I fuck you ill beat your ass. ".

That is where he made a mistake.

1) I would most likely kick his ass and hand his balls to his girlfriend.

2) I will make sure no reputable provider sees him and that they know of him.

Yes, I tracked him, paid for it, and it was worth it. I have his name, address, photos, phone number, everything.

I'll only give his first name and number.

I do NOT condone woman beaters! He tried to apologize multiple times and actually said I needed to grow up, because I am LIVID anyone would say such stuff to a lady just because she won't schedule an appt.

Ladies, PLEASE check references. He is a prime example of why I will not see new clients, especially no one with solid good standing references. My safety is always number 1.

Geez, people like this make me sick and make me want to stick up for all women!

No woman should be abused and this is not acceptable behavior. There is no excuse to speak to anyone like this. No reason at all.

Everyone be safe.

Dawn.

[QUOTE=DeliciousDawn;2090696]I was contacted by a guy in Sydney, OH offering me an outcall. I said that I couldn't do it. Then he offered me $1,000.

1) I would most likely kick his ass and hand his balls to his girlfriend.

Dawn.[/QUOTE]First off, it takes a deranged piece of work to say something like this to anyone, let alone someone he is attempting to entice to a rendezvous. He must have missed the Dale Carnegie class on "How to Negotiate".

Dawn, you handled yourself well and are a credit to the community and profession to make this info known to your fellow providers. My hat goes off to you ladies and some of the shit that you end up dealing with in regard to some of the potential asshole clients. Mf'ers like this dirtbag should be outed and posted on the blacklist. Stay safe ladies.

[QUOTE=DeliciousDawn;2090696]

No woman should be abused and this is not acceptable behavior. There is no excuse to speak to anyone like this. No reason at all.

[/QUOTE]Even as hobbyists. No means no.

Even if we don't like it. No still means no.

Even if it conflicts with our raging libido in the moment. No always means no.

I think most of us already know this but IMHO, it never hurts to say it as a reminder that most all of our providers in town are, first and foremost, great [B]people[/B]. Just because someone has decided to be a provider (and thank goodness for a lot of those who have), doesn't mean they give up their rights to expect respectful interactions with all of us.

Sorry. Just pisses me off when I see mongers acting out like this. With so many great providers in town, it's silly, it's unnecessary and it gives us all a bad name. Rant off.

Dz.

[QUOTE=DeliciousDawn;2090696]

He said "you will see me you just don't know it yet and after I fuck you ill beat your ass."
[/QUOTE]But if this guy does begin to lurk around your neighborhood or continue to bother you with stalking, feel free to pick up the phone anytime. I am sure I don't just speak for myself in volunteering to dispose of this piece of shit for you.

Dawn, please add me to the list of those prepared to defend your honor and the honor of all hard working ladies in the area, like yourself. Please publish enough intel (first name?) and partial phone number (like, xxx-xxx-1234?) so all our brothers and sisters in the hobby can be on the lookout for this scumbag. I am from Dayton, and he has probably pulled this kind of crap before and there is likely someone that knows who he is? Our lovely ladies in Dayton are much closer and are at risk as well. Thank you for standing up and letting your voice be heard, that's exactly why even from 66.7 miles away, you're among my atf's.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;2091239]But if this guy does begin to lurk around your neighborhood or continue to bother you with stalking, feel free to pick up the phone anytime. I am sure I don't just speak for myself in volunteering to dispose of this piece of shit for you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeliciousDawn;2090696]

Geez, people like this make me sick and make me want to stick up for all women!

No woman should be abused and this is not acceptable behavior. There is no excuse to speak to anyone like this. No reason at all.



Dawn.[/QUOTE]Dawn, I applaud your sharing intel on this scumbag. All the ladies must never feel like they need to take this abuse from anyone. Please join together to blacklist shitheads like this one so none of you have to deal with it. Scum like this give men a bad name.

I check and double check. Unfortunately I have to do most of my own investigating as I have found out more and more girls don't get back to you or just won't help out. Your not hurting me your hurting the gentlemen that want to play and have fun in this hobby. They are not ours we don't own them. We just play with them for a little while and return them to the rightful owner. Ladies we have to work together and if my all time favorite regular wants to see you good for him because that means he is not getting to attached.

Thank you to Remmy, Sin, Sweet TNA, Sassy, Summer, and Sandy for helping when I call. Stay safe and play safe. We all have to stick together.

Xoxo,

Stormy.

I feel like this gets brought up quite frequently but you have definitely said it best.. These guys are not our property & are free to enjoy this hobby. You think you're losing business, as long as he had a good time he's more likely to see you and show appreciation for verifying him. Checking references have been really hard lately & I thank all the wonderful gentleman for being understanding as well as the ladies who respond & actually check their own references as well. Stay safe everyone!

Xoxo.

Amber.

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2091833]I check and double check. Unfortunately I have to do most of my own investigating as I have found out more and more girls don't get back to you or just won't help out. Your not hurting me your hurting the gentlemen that want to play and have fun in this hobby. They are not ours we don't own them. We just play with them for a little while and return them to the rightful owner. Ladies we have to work together and if my all time favorite regular wants to see you good for him because that means he is not getting to attached.

Thank you to Remmy, Sin, Sweet TNA, Sassy, Summer, and Sandy for helping when I call. Stay safe and play safe. We all have to stick together.

Xoxo,

Stormy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2091833]I check and double check. Unfortunately I have to do most of my own investigating as I have found out more and more girls don't get back to you or just won't help out. Your not hurting me your hurting the gentlemen that want to play and have fun in this hobby. They are not ours we don't own them. We just play with them for a little while and return them to the rightful owner. Ladies we have to work together and if my all time favorite regular wants to see you good for him because that means he is not getting to attached.

Thank you to Remmy, Sin, Sweet TNA, Sassy, Summer, and Sandy for helping when I call. Stay safe and play safe. We all have to stick together
Xoxo,

Stormy.[/QUOTE]I agree with you in regards to team play. I always remind my / our guest's that they can use me as a reference at any time. At times I may be hard to reach due to my schedule at my salon, for that I do apologize. Unfortunately, on several occasion's I have vouched for quite a few Gentlemen, that were 100% with me, and not with the other's. Why? I am not sure, consequently, I was left to blame and in my defense did nothing wrong. You know that, and I know that. Therefore, I wasn't helping with the screening for a short amount of time. Call me anytime Stormy xoxoxo.

Love Blake.

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2091833]I check and double check. Unfortunately I have to do most of my own investigating as I have found out more and more girls don't get back to you or just won't help out. Your not hurting me your hurting the gentlemen that want to play and have fun in this hobby. They are not ours we don't own them. We just play with them for a little while and return them to the rightful owner. Ladies we have to work together and if my all time favorite regular wants to see you good for him because that means he is not getting to attached.

Thank you to Remmy, Sin, Sweet TNA, Sassy, Summer, and Sandy for helping when I call. Stay safe and play safe. We all have to stick together.

Xoxo,

Stormy.[/QUOTE]I try to pm girls I haven't seen from the USASG if they advertise on here a pm is a very good way to check references I am approaching 500 posts, I always give reviews and I know for a fact there isn't any lady on here that can say anything negative about me and our alone time. There are ladies I've seen once there are ladies I've seen multiple times. I'm just wondering if a guy Pm's you and you see his post numbers can't you get some idea if he is a good apple or bad? I'm not talking about somebody with a few post regular member maybe a senior member with say 100 post or more just to throw a number out there, then if a girl doesn't want to give a reference or you can't get in touch with the mongers reference it would at least give you some idea who you are dealing with.

Just throwing this out there because it seems like every few months girls giving out references is brought up, like Ms Blake said she is busy in her salon and sometimes can't get right back to whoever is asking for references, the reference might be busy doing something in her own life that answering that text or phone call might not work. The guys have it easy we just post on here the good or bad and if its bad we always end it with YMMV, and even if a girl gets a bad review somebody will chime in on their experience which was better driving every bodies curiosity up about the girl therefore giving here a spike in buisness. Just my take. HL29.

[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;2092137]I try to pm girls I haven't seen from the USASG if they advertise on here a pm is a very good way to check references I am approaching 500 posts, I always give reviews and I know for a fact there isn't any lady on here that can say anything negative about me and our alone time. There are ladies I've seen once there are ladies I've seen multiple times. I'm just wondering if a guy Pm's you and you see his post numbers can't you get some idea if he is a good apple or bad? I'm not talking about somebody with a few post regular member maybe a senior member with say 100 post or more just to throw a number out there, then if a girl doesn't want to give a reference or you can't get in touch with the mongers reference it would at least give you some idea who you are dealing with.

Just throwing this out there because it seems like every few months girls giving out references is brought up, like Ms Blake said she is busy in her salon and sometimes can't get right back to whoever is asking for references, the reference might be busy doing something in her own life that answering that text or phone call might not work. The guys have it easy we just post on here the good or bad and if its bad we always end it with YMMV, and even if a girl gets a bad review somebody will chime in on their experience which was better driving every bodies curiosity up about the girl therefore giving here a spike in buisness. Just my take. HL29.[/QUOTE]I usually ask for a pm because anyone can email, call, or text and say I am so and so off USA. Or here is a good one I get lately since I am returning I seen you like 3 years ago. My memory is good but, not that good. Sometimes it is still nice to hear the take from a reputable provider on how someone was. Most girls have been a help and girls I do recommend a few people from time to time. I want to say thank you again to everyone mongers and providers for the warm welcome back. If anyone needs anything please don't hesitate to contact me.

Loving the Natti.

Stormy.

[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;2092137]I try to pm girls I haven't seen from the USASG if they advertise on here a pm is a very good way to check references I am approaching 500 posts, I always give reviews and I know for a fact there isn't any lady on here that can say anything negative about me and our alone time. There are ladies I've seen once there are ladies I've seen multiple times. I'm just wondering if a guy Pm's you and you see his post numbers can't you get some idea if he is a good apple or bad? I'm not talking about somebody with a few post regular member maybe a senior member with say 100 post or more just to throw a number out there, then if a girl doesn't want to give a reference or you can't get in touch with the mongers reference it would at least give you some idea who you are dealing with.

Just throwing this out there because it seems like every few months girls giving out references is brought up, like Ms Blake said she is busy in her salon and sometimes can't get right back to whoever is asking for references, the reference might be busy doing something in her own life that answering that text or phone call might not work. The guys have it easy we just post on here the good or bad and if its bad we always end it with YMMV, and even if a girl gets a bad review somebody will chime in on their experience which was better driving every bodies curiosity up about the girl therefore giving here a spike in buisness. Just my take. HL29.[/QUOTE]The wisdom you have is a great place to start. I have learnt that good providers can have circumstances that change the out come that I was expecting. Being patient and sending pm to long term seniors will serve us well.

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2091833]I check and double check. Unfortunately I have to do most of my own investigating as I have found out more and more girls don't get back to you or just won't help out. Your not hurting me your hurting the gentlemen that want to play and have fun in this hobby. They are not ours we don't own them. We just play with them for a little while and return them to the rightful owner. Ladies we have to work together and if my all time favorite regular wants to see you good for him because that means he is not getting to attached.

Thank you to Remmy, Sin, Sweet TNA, Sassy, Summer, and Sandy for helping when I call. Stay safe and play safe. We all have to stick together.

Xoxo,

Stormy.[/QUOTE]And this is constantly coming up. I just wrote a rant on it a couple months ago. When I had a gentlemen give me three refs and not one would text or call back. When ever it's a member I always by pass the references and go straight to there profile. It's so much easier and I can get a better idea of what the gentlemen is like. Good luck to ya and summer and I ate always here for ya.

[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;2092137]I try to pm girls I haven't seen from the USASG if they advertise on here a pm is a very good way to check references I am approaching 500 posts, I always give reviews and I know for a fact there isn't any lady on here that can say anything negative about me and our alone time. There are ladies I've seen once there are ladies I've seen multiple times. I'm just wondering if a guy Pm's you and you see his post numbers can't you get some idea if he is a good apple or bad? I'm not talking about somebody with a few post regular member maybe a senior member with say 100 post or more just to throw a number out there, then if a girl doesn't want to give a reference or you can't get in touch with the mongers reference it would at least give you some idea who you are dealing with.[/QUOTE]I always give my board name to any potential provider I'd like to see in my initial contact. Usually I also give my reference (s) at the same time. Now if the references don't get back to the provider in time, she always has the option to check the profile of the monger in question, just like HuntLadys says. Another thing you can do beyond checking post counts is to check the review posts of the guy and see if providers post responses. You don't have to sift through the entire thread. Just click on "view posts" and if you click on the actual post from there, any response is usually within a day or two of the review. I may not (yet) be a senior member, but I already have several responses from providers to my reviews in my post history. This is, IMO, another good back-up way to see if the potential client is legit. I always appreciate those ladies who provide responses to their reviews. It really is just great customer service AND it gives other providers a solid resource for reference needs.

Not only is PM a good way to do a reference check on the gentlemen from this site who are requesting dates but you can also check out the demeanor of the person requesting the date as well. I am a no drama type provider so if I see that you like to stir it up and cause trouble on this site, then I probably am not likely to accept a date with you. Unless of course it's a domination session where I will gently punish you for your bad boy ways (smile). Reference checks are good for two things 1) making sure the person isn't LE and 2) checking to see if the gentlemen was actually a gentlemen with previous providers. However, just because someone was a gentlemen with another provider that doesn't mean that he will be with you. Being cautious is a must, when one becomes complacent that is usually when trouble sneaks through the door. There is a certain level of being able to read a person and pick up on what your instincts are telling you about someone that will take you a long way in this business. If a provider isn't legit her existence in this community will not last long, same is true for the gentlemen, only the true gentlemen will make it through for the long haul.

CX.

Quote from Dawn's post,

"He said " you will see me you just don't know it yet and after I fuck you ill beat your ass. ".

That is where he made a mistake.

1) I would most likely kick his ass and hand his balls to his girlfriend."

I am going to comment, but I want Dawn and everyone here to know that I am on Dawn's side in a matter like this. I do have a tendency to be a voice of reason in some circumstances, however.

Dawn, I'm hoping that before you made this comment that you did a really thorough background check on this guy and this dirtbag doesn't happen to be an ex-seal with a mental problem, because if he is, or is one of the thousands of guys who do have skills, your "most likely kick his ass" might not turn out so good.

I know we all need to vent from time to time, but be careful.

Cheech.

Unfortunately what dawn is experiencing is too commonly a problem they think because they are willing to pay it merits certain types of behaviours and just plain nastyness as providers we should have each others backs and work together we are a sisterhood and I'd hate to see any of my sisters on the 10 news due to some reckless and dangerous pos I am truly thankful to those that do give references (summer sandy molly sassy dawn) and dissapointed in those who do not because they had a slow day and bargain to get the appointment instead of who it was intended for (you know who you are) please ladies always work together and be dilligent one day you may need a reference always pay it forward be safe and be smart.

No one should be subjected to that level of disgusting..we would understand if you threw him out.

[QUOTE=TriStateTori;2088556]I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls".

The client was obese, and it was hard to perform oral as his stomach was in the way. I felt uncomfortable lifting it up to keep my forehead from slamming into it, I wasn't sure what to do. BUT, before I could even troubleshoot the penis access issue, I had to deal with the odor. I'm not exaggerating. I was about 3' away and could smell ass, as in shitty ass...ass.

The worse part was he was booked for prostate massage / BBBJ.

I couldn't just be like, "your entire area from your waist to your thighs smell like poo", right? So I told him that I had to wash the area to prevent infection (I was desperate). I mean, he HAD to have smelled himself. There's no way he has washed his ass / balls / anything in days.

I bathe several times a day! I always make sure I am 100% fresh, especially if I'm going to be intimate with someone. I go the extra mile when my client who likes rimming me is coming over. And this gentleman was expecting my finger (s) far enough up his ass to stimulate his prostate, and couldn't even febreeze that (literal) shit?

Words can't describe the smell, I can't articulate the experience. The smell is stuck up my nose even after I inhaled coffee beans and finally rubbed some Vick's vapor rub under my nose in desperation to cure the nausea.

Another thing, which wasn't really an issue. His ballsack was extremely thick. It felt like an elephants skin, and was very thick like um, pita bread (LOL, trying to find a comparison). They were a deep brown (he was white), too. Anyone know what that is? I'm just curious really, never felt balls like that.

On the bright side, he came before I even did the prostate massage, I refunded a portion of his money and called it a day. He kept asking if I knew where he could score pills, so I have a good reason to refuse future appointments.

I feel like he needs to know that his junk smells like poopy death, but I also feel like he knows and doesn't seem to care.

What would you do?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CinyguyC;2092353]No one should be subjected to that level of disgusting..we would understand if you threw him out.[/QUOTE]Unless they paid extra. Obviously he didn't, but I reckon one could. I think there are guys that enjoy making the chicks suffer through shit like this (no pun intended). I'm just saying, post it in ISO, and compensate!

[QUOTE=Cheech1;2092322]Quote from Dawn's post,

"He said " you will see me you just don't know it yet and after I fuck you ill beat your ass. ".

That is where he made a mistake.

1) I would most likely kick his ass and hand his balls to his girlfriend."

I am going to comment, but I want Dawn and everyone here to know that I am on Dawn's side in a matter like this. I do have a tendency to be a voice of reason in some circumstances, however.

Dawn, I'm hoping that before you made this comment that you did a really thorough background check on this guy and this dirtbag doesn't happen to be an ex-seal with a mental problem, because if he is, or is one of the thousands of guys who do have skills, your "most likely kick his ass" might not turn out so good.

I know we all need to vent from time to time, but be careful.

Cheech.[/QUOTE]It seems to me she tracked him down to make sure he wasn't the type who could actually carry out the threat. Now that she knows who he is, she also knows that she could likely handle him with ease e.g. Typical internet tough guy.

RB.

[QUOTE=CameronX;2092310]Not only is PM a good way to do a reference check on the gentlemen from this site who are requesting dates but you can also check out the demeanor of the person requesting the date as well. I am a no drama type provider so if I see that you like to stir it up and cause trouble on this site, then I probably am not likely to accept a date with you. Unless of course it's a domination session where I will gently punish you for your bad boy ways (smile). Reference checks are good for two things 1) making sure the person isn't LE and 2) checking to see if the gentlemen was actually a gentlemen with previous providers. However, just because someone was a gentlemen with another provider that doesn't mean that he will be with you. Being cautious is a must, when one becomes complacent that is usually when trouble sneaks through the door. There is a certain level of being able to read a person and pick up on what your instincts are telling you about someone that will take you a long way in this business. If a provider isn't legit her existence in this community will not last long, same is true for the gentlemen, only the true gentlemen will make it through for the long haul.

CX.[/QUOTE]That is so true especially on legit providers anybody remember little bit from Covington? Boy did she get run out of here. We should open a where are they now thread.

1). Dawn and The asshole from Sydney:

Years ago when the large canine board ruled the world of monger information there was -as I remember (look I'm not young anymore) - aguy who went by John (bad choice of name for a monger) harassing girls from Dayton. Eventually the word got around and nobody would see him. As I recall he was also from Sydney and therefore I suspect the same slightly off individual. Dawn should contact one of the long time great providers up there like Pammy to get the lowdown. Warlock, who I know was around and involved then might also be of some help. The bottom line is this guy was all bark, but too big of a pain in the ass to put up with and therefore should be strictly avoided.

2). There is a shitstorm of LE coming.

Most of us know that there is always an increase in enforcement activity around elections. This year will be particularly bad as there is legislation in the Ohio general assembly calling for very increased penalties and enforcement. The plan is to increase enforcement now with stings and task forces to justify the legislation. Be careful and use your burner phones.

I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.

Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.

Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".

I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.

The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.

They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.

As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".

So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.

Damage, 70 bucks a head.

Seriously, it's ok to hate me.

A2.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2093516]I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.

Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.

Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".

I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.

The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.

They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.

As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".

So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.

Damage, 70 bucks a head.

Seriously, it's ok to hate me.

A2.[/QUOTE]Your a genius.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2093516]I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.

Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.

Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".

I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.

The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.

They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.

As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".

So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.

Damage, 70 bucks a head.

Seriously, it's ok to hate me.

A2.[/QUOTE]I think I hate you after reading your story but you're still my newest Super Hero...

Luv.

[QUOTE=Stormyoneonly;2091833]I check and double check. Unfortunately I have to do most of my own investigating as I have found out more and more girls don't get back to you or just won't help out. Your not hurting me your hurting the gentlemen that want to play and have fun in this hobby. They are not ours we don't own them. We just play with them for a little while and return them to the rightful owner. Ladies we have to work together and if my all time favorite regular wants to see you good for him because that means he is not getting to attached.

Thank you to Remmy, Sin, Sweet TNA, Sassy, Summer, and Sandy for helping when I call. Stay safe and play safe. We all have to stick together.

Xoxo,

Stormy.[/QUOTE]I recently emailed Stormy to pre-verify myself so I could see her at some future date. I gave references and my USA handle and also told her I'd PM her to show I was indeed the person I said I was... It helped with the whole process and I am set to see her within the next few days. Let's all play it safe ladies and gentlemen.

Luv.

[QUOTE=DeliciousDawn;2090696]I was contacted by a guy in Sydney, OH offering me an outcall. I said that I couldn't do it. Then he offered me $1,000. I said no, but would try to help find him someone.

A few hours passed and after I returned home from karate classes with my kids he sent me some more texts.

Bottom line, he said this to me.

He called me a self centered *.

Told me to kill myself three times and he said it nicely, please.

He said " you will see me you just don't know it yet and after I fuck you ill beat your ass. ".

That is where he made a mistake.

1) I would most likely kick his ass and hand his balls to his girlfriend.

2) I will make sure no reputable provider sees him and that they know of him.

Yes, I tracked him, paid for it, and it was worth it. I have his name, address, photos, phone number, everything.

I'll only give his first name and number.

I do NOT condone woman beaters! He tried to apologize multiple times and actually said I needed to grow up, because I am LIVID anyone would say such stuff to a lady just because she won't schedule an appt.

Ladies, PLEASE check references. He is a prime example of why I will not see new clients, especially no one with solid good standing references. My safety is always number 1.

Geez, people like this make me sick and make me want to stick up for all women!

No woman should be abused and this is not acceptable behavior. There is no excuse to speak to anyone like this. No reason at all.

Everyone be safe.

Dawn.[/QUOTE]What can I say that hasn't already been said. Some guys can be real douche bags and absolutely no one deserves to go through that kind of nightmare. You shouldn't be made to wonder every time you leave the comfort and safety of your home if someone's lurking in the shadows. That shit just infuriates me and as you can see, many of us out here who appreciate you ladies and all you DO for us "gentlemen.".

Luv.

With LE getting aggressive, I was wondering if any of them are lurking here and maybe trying to build cred by posting reviews? It would be interesting to see if any girls have seen reviews for dates that never happened.

Quick rant: Did you ever notice that every first time poster has "been lurking for over a year"? Especially if they are requesting info. A2, do you ever flag someone for that if you know they are fibbing? Just wondering.

Of course they are trying to become "trusted.". Also need to watch out for new providers without references or a history anywhere else to check. Could also be LE.

[QUOTE=Gatty23;2093808]With LE getting aggressive, I was wondering if any of them are lurking here and maybe trying to build cred by posting reviews? It would be interesting to see if any girls have seen reviews for dates that never happened.

Quick rant: Did you ever notice that every first time poster has "been lurking for over a year"? Especially if they are requesting info. A2, do you ever flag someone for that if you know they are fibbing? Just wondering.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;2093516]I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.

Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.

Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".

I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.

The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.

They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.

As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".

So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.

Damage, 70 bucks a head.

Seriously, it's ok to hate me.

A2.[/QUOTE]YOU SUCK!... LOL Can I be you when I finally grow up?

I had a session with a lovely lady last week and it was great except I came away from it smelling like a ashtray. To the providers that smoke...have you ever looked into an E-Cigarette? With a E-Cig you still get to smoke (its called Vaping), you still get the nicotine, you can get in different flavors and the cost is way less than tobacco. The cost for the juice you use and the flavorings if you were a pack a day smoker would run you about $20 to $40 a month. As a added bonus it does not stay in the air, and it lets you be able to rent a non smoking room. I have had several of my friends start using the E-Cig and were able to gradually taper off the nicotine and now they are not addicted to cigarettes at all anymore. So this can be used to help you stop smoking even if you have tried everything else.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2093516]I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.

Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.

Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".

I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.

The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.

They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.

As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".

So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.

Damage, 70 bucks a head.

Seriously, it's ok to hate me.

A2.[/QUOTE]Luck, timing and looking the girls in the eye instead of in their tits can't explain all that. There must be some game in there somewhere.

[QUOTE=LuvdaLadys14;2093725]I recently emailed Stormy to pre-verify myself so I could see her at some future date. I gave references and my USA handle and also told her I'd PM her to show I was indeed the person I said I was... It helped with the whole process and I am set to see her within the next few days. Let's all play it safe ladies and gentlemen.

Luv.[/QUOTE]I am exercising and resting up to get ready for our dream. Ready to have some fun with you very soon.

Stormster.

[QUOTE=Golfcart;2094038]Luck, timing and looking the girls in the eye instead of in their tits can't explain all that. There must be some game in there somewhere.[/QUOTE]The guys down here are so abysmal that just listening to them when they say something makes you the nicest guy they've ever met. With Paragauayas not beating them and fucking their little sisters makes you awesome.

It's weird but you have to occasionally piss them off as well and not give a shit about it. I don't like that part but they seem to require it.

When I have somebody come to the house like that I ask them what they want to drink, in this case beer. While I was at the store grabbing the beer I bought them both toothbrushes so when they got to the house I had a little pack with a towel and toothbrush ready for them. That blew them the fuck away. When they leave I always wait with them until the taxi shows up.

Chicks down here are accustomed to such bad treatment that if you're a horrible guy by US standards you're great here. You just can't EVER kiss ass. Unless of course you're literally kissing their ass, then they seem to like it.

[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;2092137]I try to pm girls I haven't seen from the USASG if they advertise on here a pm is a very good way to check references I am approaching 500 posts, I always give reviews and I know for a fact there isn't any lady on here that can say anything negative about me and our alone time. There are ladies I've seen once there are ladies I've seen multiple times. I'm just wondering if a guy Pm's you and you see his post numbers can't you get some idea if he is a good apple or bad? I'm not talking about somebody with a few post regular member maybe a senior member with say 100 post or more just to throw a number out there, then if a girl doesn't want to give a reference or you can't get in touch with the mongers reference it would at least give you some idea who you are dealing with.

Just throwing this out there because it seems like every few months girls giving out references is brought up, like Ms Blake said she is busy in her salon and sometimes can't get right back to whoever is asking for references, the reference might be busy doing something in her own life that answering that text or phone call might not work. The guys have it easy we just post on here the good or bad and if its bad we always end it with YMMV, and even if a girl gets a bad review somebody will chime in on their experience which was better driving every bodies curiosity up about the girl therefore giving here a spike in buisness. Just my take. HL29.[/QUOTE]You're absolutely right HL. However, here's another issue, for some odd reason every time I clear a client for the girl's he turns out to be the complete opposite, and I'm left carrying it on my shoulder's and feeling terrible. Thoughts?

Xo Blake.