Massage Parlor Reports

First I dreamed of scheduled appointment at Healthy Habits, in my dream I phoned around 10 am To schedule an appointment for 2 pm, in my dream I called that I would be a few minutes late due to the weather, and was assured that she would be waiting. I arrived a five minutes after 2, to find out she had just started a session with a fellow monger (thank you to the Bastard that took my time slot). She came out and apologized, and asked if I could wait 20 minutes. I was pissed and walked out. I texted her later to express my disappointment, and she apologized again and said she would make it up to me. Not sure I'll go back. Stephanie is originally from Pacific massage on 44th, and I wasn't impressed with her there.

My second stop was at Relax massage on 28th near Breton where I drew Tina as my therapist. I was asked to wait 10 minutes and I waited because her nipples were hard, and I was curious.

The massage was so, so. Used her arms and elbows to work out some knots. At the flip I dreamed she asked how much I tip, and when I offered $40, she said it was $60 for topless. I told her all I had was $40, and she worked loose just one breast (I guess it is $30 a nipple). Very cute, and very responsive nipples. I left happy, and if she isn't acting was happy with the nipple play.

I dreamed she told me that it was $100 for a full nude massage, and that more was possible at that price. The little brain will have me go back to see what more is available, the big brain wants to see if anyone else has gotten more from her.

Paid $90 total (forgot my change from the house fee, and tipped $40.

[QUOTE=CapAugieNemo;2517613]First I dreamed of scheduled appointment at Healthy Habits, in my dream I phoned around 10 am To schedule an appointment for 2 pm, in my dream I called that I would be a few minutes late due to the weather, and was assured that she would be waiting. I arrived a five minutes after 2, to find out she had just started a session with a fellow monger (thank you to the Bastard that took my time slot). She came out and apologized, and asked if I could wait 20 minutes. I was pissed and walked out. I texted her later to express my disappointment, and she apologized again and said she would make it up to me. Not sure I'll go back. Stephanie is originally from Pacific massage on 44th, and I wasn't impressed with her there.

My second stop was at Relax massage on 28th near Breton where I drew Tina as my therapist. I was asked to wait 10 minutes and I waited because her nipples were hard, and I was curious.

The massage was so, so. Used her arms and elbows to work out some knots. At the flip I dreamed she asked how much I tip, and when I offered $40, she said it was $60 for topless. I told her all I had was $40, and she worked loose just one breast (I guess it is $30 a nipple). Very cute, and very responsive nipples. I left happy, and if she isn't acting was happy with the nipple play.

I dreamed she told me that it was $100 for a full nude massage, and that more was possible at that price. The little brain will have me go back to see what more is available, the big brain wants to see if anyone else has gotten more from her.

Paid $90 total (forgot my change from the house fee, and tipped $40.[/QUOTE]Was it this Tina? [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/full-body-massage-relax-for-only-35half-hour/12488351[/URL].

Hadn't been to Panacea for awhile, so ended up seeing Aliese (was the only one there). Kinda cute, OK figure with decent, but saggy boobs. Topless: yes. Personality: average. Enthusiasm: average. MS: average. HE: average. Roaming: just her boobs. Time: full hour. 60/40 Probably won't repeat, as other providers seem to be more fun.

[QUOTE=Grube;2517620]Was it this Tina? [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/full-body-massage-relax-for-only-35half-hour/12488351[/URL].[/QUOTE]No, I've seen Tina there. She is a young (20's? I can never tell) Chinese girl.

[QUOTE=CapAugieNemo;2517613]First I dreamed of scheduled appointment at Healthy Habits, in my dream I phoned around 10 am To schedule an appointment for 2 pm, in my dream I called that I would be a few minutes late due to the weather, and was assured that she would be waiting. I arrived a five minutes after 2, to find out she had just started a session with a fellow monger (thank you to the Bastard that took my time slot). She came out and apologized, and asked if I could wait 20 minutes. I was pissed and walked out. I texted her later to express my disappointment, and she apologized again and said she would make it up to me. Not sure I'll go back. Stephanie is originally from Pacific massage on 44th, and I wasn't impressed with her there.

My second stop was at Relax massage on 28th near Breton where I drew Tina as my therapist. I was asked to wait 10 minutes and I waited because her nipples were hard, and I was curious.

The massage was so, so. Used her arms and elbows to work out some knots. At the flip I dreamed she asked how much I tip, and when I offered $40, she said it was $60 for topless. I told her all I had was $40, and she worked loose just one breast (I guess it is $30 a nipple). Very cute, and very responsive nipples. I left happy, and if she isn't acting was happy with the nipple play.

I dreamed she told me that it was $100 for a full nude massage, and that more was possible at that price. The little brain will have me go back to see what more is available, the big brain wants to see if anyone else has gotten more from her.

Paid $90 total (forgot my change from the house fee, and tipped $40.[/QUOTE]What a greedy little * this Tina sounds like! Wow lucky you she offered up one nipple to you. She'll never get a dime from me! I think I've heard it all now.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2518102]What a greedy little * this Tina sounds like! Wow lucky you she offered up one nipple to you. She'll never get a dime from me! I think I've heard it all now.[/QUOTE]I guess that makes her a "one tit wonder"?

[QUOTE=GrBigGuy;2518733]I guess that makes her a "one tit wonder"?[/QUOTE]They are a beautiful and responsive pair. She is a moaner. I also got a great massage. It was like a young Cindy (Wonder Massage) was on top of me.

[QUOTE=Donntee;2521393]They are a beautiful and responsive pair. She is a moaner. I also got a great massage. It was like a young Cindy (Wonder Massage) was on top of me.[/QUOTE]Like Cindy, only $160?

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2518102]What a greedy little * this Tina sounds like! Wow lucky you she offered up one nipple to you. She'll never get a dime from me! I think I've heard it all now.[/QUOTE]Had s dream I met. Well. Go see AA Layla at Bella. Young nice everything. 60 + 45. PM for more info.

Saw Nikki early this spring. Booked 30 and was out in 10. Would not repeat.

Seen a lot of reviews about sidney at east west, just looking for some more current info on her. Haven't had a lot of luck at east west but willing to give them another shot. PM me about menu options, etc!

This is one worth seeing. Warm room, only short wait for her to reappear. Kinda cute, decent figure, not too young (but not old by any means). Started with a very thorough head to toe MS; a little too firm at first until I asked her adjust it, then was perfect. Like many Asian masseuses, she was very good at the tease throughout the entire time. Did some minor roaming over the clothes, and she did not seem to mind; more very well could be available, but I was not in the mood to come off as a dirty old man (she'll find that soon enough). Total head to toe frontal MS. Concluded with possibly the most awsome, best, greatest, most fantastic, out of this world, toe curling, (ok I'll stop it), HJ I think I've experienced since seventh grade. Yeah, it was that good. Finished with some more light MS to fill the entire hour. For anything negative, I have to get pretty nit-picky. Her English is pretty basic, so no lengthy discussions. But that was ok, as the mood was friendly and we both felt comfortable, and I enjoy some quiet time to just enjoy what's going on. Only one mention afterwards if I tip. Paid 60/40; just slightly more than usual with no topless or serious roaming, but got the full hour, great MS, tease, and HE. Hope your experiences are as enjoyable.

[QUOTE=GRJack;2378023]Stopped by Bella Gente this morning / afternoon. I saw Stacy for a. 5 Hr at. 4 door fee. There was no waiting and she came to the room as soon as I was ready. The place was nice enough, generally what I have seen at Panacea, etc. The massage was nice. Before the flip she asked if I had been there or anyplace else before, and if I knew how tipping works. After the flip she asked what I wanted, and I asked what was available. She then asked again what I wanted. I asked her if she could get totally nude, she said she could. She proceeded with the HE. She allowed touching of her small, but nice tits, but leaned against the table with her legs tight together and would not allow touching anywhere but her ass. I finished relatively quickly, and she returned with a hot wet towel and rubbed the lotion off. She was in the room for about 20 minutes. I guess I was done anyway. I tipped. 4. It would have been more, had I been able to touch her more. If she wasn't going to allow touching, there wasn't much point to taking the panties off. I will return, but I'll need to make sure to be more specific as to what I am looking for. I'm not sure what was on the table.[/QUOTE]Saw Stacy again yesterday afternoon, same half hour, same $. 4 door fee. Nice time, a little playing. Then on the flip, she wanted $. 5 for topless and $1 for nude. I could have gotten FS with any number of ladies for that. I offered $. 4 for topless, and she took it. Nice tits, nice nipples, ok time, but I think I am done with them. Way too expensive for what I have gotten.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2529046]This is one worth seeing. Warm room, only short wait for her to reappear. Kinda cute, decent figure, not too young (but not old by any means). Started with a very thorough head to toe MS; a little too firm at first until I asked her adjust it, then was perfect. Like many Asian masseuses, she was very good at the tease throughout the entire time. Did some minor roaming over the clothes, and she did not seem to mind; more very well could be available, but I was not in the mood to come off as a dirty old man (she'll find that soon enough). Total head to toe frontal MS. Concluded with possibly the most awsome, best, greatest, most fantastic, out of this world, toe curling, (ok I'll stop it), HJ I think I've experienced since seventh grade. Yeah, it was that good. Finished with some more light MS to fill the entire hour. For anything negative, I have to get pretty nit-picky. Her English is pretty basic, so no lengthy discussions. But that was ok, as the mood was friendly and we both felt comfortable, and I enjoy some quiet time to just enjoy what's going on. Only one mention afterwards if I tip. Paid 60/40; just slightly more than usual with no topless or serious roaming, but got the full hour, great MS, tease, and HE. Hope your experiences are as enjoyable.[/QUOTE]I'd have to agree with Mr Cruzer, I made a stop there last week as well and left very satisfied. Nice massage with not much talk. Not that I don't like a good conversation but it just felt nice to just get pampered. Something I haven't experience till then was a masseuse extending her hand and asking me to guide it where I wanted it to go next. I thought very cleaver and smart.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/you-deserve-to-be-pampered-today/18299858[/URL]

Stopped into Touch of Paradise last week and drew Katie. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

Oh, my friggin' ears. Enough already.

Will not repeat.

[QUOTE=Darshane;2533315][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/you-deserve-to-be-pampered-today/18299858[/URL]

Stopped into Touch of Paradise last week and drew Katie. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

Oh, my friggin' ears. Enough already.

Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Now this is what I call a good review!!

[QUOTE=MiDavid63;2531569]I'd have to agree with Mr Cruzer, I made a stop there last week as well and left very satisfied. Nice massage with not much talk. Not that I don't like a good conversation but it just felt nice to just get pampered. Something I haven't experience till then was a masseuse extending her hand and asking me to guide it where I wanted it to go next. I thought very cleaver and smart.[/QUOTE]I saw Stephanie for the second time the other day. She is as described, a little reserved the first meeting, more talkative the second although we found a topic we both like. I think she could do more teasing than what she does. Will allow a little roaming, really nice breasts. In the same group of buildings where Mercy's is (a couple buildings over) but I have not been to Mercy's. Essencee Body Works is also in the building at the end of Stephanie's building, that is a legit massage-only place, makes me wonder how they stay in business.

[QUOTE=Darshane;2533315][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/you-deserve-to-be-pampered-today/18299858[/URL]

Stopped into Touch of Paradise last week and drew Katie. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

Oh, my friggin' ears. Enough already.

Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Any details? Was the massage good at all? Was there an ending? Did she get comfortable?

I understand that you wouldn't repeat, but it would be nice to know some of the details.

[QUOTE=NecroChaos1;2535641]Any details? Was the massage good at all? Was there an ending? Did she get comfortable?

I understand that you wouldn't repeat, but it would be nice to know some of the details.[/QUOTE]Sounds to me as though whatever else may have occurred, her incessant talking ruined the experience.

My first report so sorry for any errors.

Attempted to set up a meeting with Joy but had a bit of a brain fart on which location.

Ended up at Pacific on 44 and she did not. Whatever. Thought I'd roll the dice.

Had a fairly attractive early 30's mexican girl. Standard. 4 hh. Left a. 4 on the table before she came in. An OK massage and she made sure I was more than ready on the flip. She got comfortable on the flip. Great technique. Loved her nips. Got to touch as much as I wanted. Lots of teasing. Just a standard HE as that was all I was looking for. Fantastic finish.

I'll definitely be repeating sooner rather than later.

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Have seen her posting but no recent reviews. Wondering if anyone ahs seen her recently.

[QUOTE=LoveMassage;2471680]Very nice. Lot bigger. Don't think that is her in the pictures. Private office lower floor in an office building. HE at the end. You have to be a gentlemen and look decent or no go. Can't recall the charge. It was probably 80 with tip 45 minutes.[/QUOTE]

Ok so I made a visit to the MP on 44 street just down the road from Royal. I felt like gambling a little and just did a walk in. First time visiting this place by the way. I felt comfortable right away since I was greeted by a friendly Asian man who quickly introduced me to an attractive white 30 yr old named Amber. She had a few tats, long blonde hair and a very nice body. So far so good in my world. I did a half hour for 40. Everything was the usual inside the room. Everything seemed clean and fresh. She gave a decent massage on both sides. Used a lot of oil which is ok. But also a little annoying when they go over board. Once she was ready to move on to the "business" she started fully clothed. I asked if she could get herself more comfortable. She said "of course! It blows my mind why they sometimes wait till we ask but whatever. Long story short she allowed roaming up top. Her fake big see or maybe small the's had pierced nipples. I got to they were awesome despite not being real. Her technique was very mechanical but it felt good and I'd go back to see if I could talk her into doing it more like we all would probably like. If she did it like Jennifer then she would be another MUST SEE girl hands down no questions asked. Lord knows I like variety so I'll work on training Amber a little. The worst part of the whole experience was she was worried about goin over on time. I don't expect 45 min when I pay for 30 but don't massage me for 25 and then say we only have 5 minutes left. Also she did a terrible job getting all that oil I mentioned off of me. I asked for another towel after she felt I was good to go to finish the job getting cleaned up. That all being said she was super hot and friendly. Worth my money this time. I tipped 40 since she was sweet, good looking and complied with my request. She'll need to step it up a little more though if she wants my regular business. By the way, she said she usually works Wednesday and Friday nights if you want to try to find her yourself. Good luck out there and be nice to the ones who are also nice!!

[QUOTE=Delhi;2538495]Have seen her posting but no recent reviews. Wondering if anyone ahs seen her recently.[/QUOTE]Pm I will give you details.

[QUOTE=Sparty0320;2535719]Sounds to me as though whatever else may have occurred, her incessant talking ruined the experience.[/QUOTE]Yeah, ruined the massage. By the flip, and the upsell, I just wanted her to shut up. I did leave happy, but just as happily left the building.

I've seen her 5-6 times now. Always a great massage and comfy from the get go. Plenty of roaming. Teasing, and a great finish. Her massage is deep with no holds barred, palms. Elbows, forearms, breasts, etc. Not a cmt but a cmt massage. Always leave feeling great. She looks like her pics and posts full body shots. You could find better looking I suppose, although I like the girl next door look, but her service is great. 60/40.

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;2541046]I've seen her 5-6 times now. Always a great massage and comfy from the get go. Plenty of roaming. Teasing, and a great finish. Her massage is deep with no holds barred, palms. Elbows, forearms, breasts, etc. Not a cmt but a cmt massage. Always leave feeling great. She looks like her pics and posts full body shots. You could find better looking I suppose, although I like the girl next door look, but her service is great. 60/40.[/QUOTE]I agree with Chip. For 60 hour and 40 tip Lexi gives a great massage and the HE is explosive! Her pics are accurate and she's not an upseller.

NJ.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2541065]I agree with Chip. For 60 hour and 40 tip Lexi gives a great massage and the HE is explosive! Her pics are accurate and she's not an upseller.

NJ.[/QUOTE]PM me for more real sizzling info!

[QUOTE=LoveMassage;2541120]PM me for more real sizzling info![/QUOTE]Let all the Mongers know. That's what this forum is for! I'm sure Lexi won't mind the extra business.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2541528]Let all the Mongers know. That's what this forum is for! I'm sure Lexi won't mind the extra business.[/QUOTE]Already answering pm's!

I like this place when all I want is a massage. It's five bucks cheaper than most establishments and I have consistently received exactly what I'm looking for when the muscles are sore and the neck / shoulders are tight. Never any extras, though. I've had a spate of closer-together-than-usual visits in recent weeks and it might have been my imagination, but it seemed like there were a few more close brushes than usual. A hint that maybe if I asked real nice a HE could be arranged? My verbal cues went nowhere and as I heard the therapist chatting over the walls (they don't go to the ceiling) in whatever language it is that they speak there to the others in the house I mentally threw cold water on myself. What was I thinking? What's frustrating is I have to believe they know how I'd really like for the hour to end and they know when they are teasing. So why be cruel?

[QUOTE=LoveMassage;2541584]Already answering pm's![/QUOTE]Welp. I've been lurking here for years. Was just motivated to actually create an account.

I have seen Joy a couple of times on Friday afternoon recently and had good experiences. Nice body, good personality, and good massage with anal play and body slide.

She likes to hit the casino on Friday evening, so wants to get out of there about 5:15 pm on those nights. Either schedule yourself early enough or ask if she is going to casino that night.

[QUOTE=PickyPicky;2541775]I like this place when all I want is a massage. It's five bucks cheaper than most establishments and I have consistently received exactly what I'm looking for when the muscles are sore and the neck / shoulders are tight. Never any extras, though. I've had a spate of closer-together-than-usual visits in recent weeks and it might have been my imagination, but it seemed like there were a few more close brushes than usual. A hint that maybe if I asked real nice a HE could be arranged? My verbal cues went nowhere and as I heard the therapist chatting over the walls (they don't go to the ceiling) in whatever language it is that they speak there to the others in the house I mentally threw cold water on myself. What was I thinking? What's frustrating is I have to believe they know how I'd really like for the hour to end and they know when they are teasing. So why be cruel?[/QUOTE]Yeah, I feel the same way about Blessings. Try the new place on Fuller, off the highway exit. You get your own room there. I've been able to finish myself there. But maybe you're a sweeter talking than I and can get them to give you a hands-on experience. Try it out!

[QUOTE=PickyPicky;2541775]I like this place when all I want is a massage. It's five bucks cheaper than most establishments and I have consistently received exactly what I'm looking for when the muscles are sore and the neck / shoulders are tight. Never any extras, though. I've had a spate of closer-together-than-usual visits in recent weeks and it might have been my imagination, but it seemed like there were a few more close brushes than usual. A hint that maybe if I asked real nice a HE could be arranged? My verbal cues went nowhere and as I heard the therapist chatting over the walls (they don't go to the ceiling) in whatever language it is that they speak there to the others in the house I mentally threw cold water on myself. What was I thinking? What's frustrating is I have to believe they know how I'd really like for the hour to end and they know when they are teasing. So why be cruel?[/QUOTE]Just down the road is Serenty; they are usually $5-10 less than all the rest. I don't think they have a very large staff to choose from, but I normally get a pretty good MS, and always a good HE. Overall, it usually costs me pretty close to what I would normally pay because I tip higher when the entry fee is lower.

Just got stood up for a 12:00 appt. Waited 20 min and called every 5 and nothing. Pretty disappointed as I was really looking forward to it. I'm a business professional and in GR regularly, and I should have just stuck with Lexi. Just thought I'd try another provider. What was I thinking.

Grandrapids. [URL]backpage.com[/URL]/ BodyRubs / ummer-days-driftin-away-intooh-those-ummer-nights /17447272.

So I called into Healthy Habits after reading a few good reviews about Stephanie. I had set something up with the receptionist but apparently I was not the only guy seeing her at the time and the other guy was a regular to top it off we had the same name! So Stephanie went with the regular no surprise there, she said I could come back but I did not want to wait once I have it in my mind to get a massage I don't want to wait. So I went with Katrina (I think) she is a tall girl almost as big as me and I'm 6'3". She is definitely not a spinner but she does have some big see's or the's The MS was very good she does use a LOT of oil but I my self like it. She was about half way into the MS when she started teasing a little and started to MS my ass I told her it felt good and I could have her do that all day so she did for the rest of the MS the best Ass MS I have ever recived no prostate MS but it was a great Ass MS In the end I was glad I got her Still want to try out Stephanie though. I paid the 60 for the hour and did leave a 40 tip if she gets into it like Rhonda does may leave her more maybe next time!

Had a dream about Sky. Called mid day with half hour notice for hour appointment. My regulars were not there or busy so booked with Sky. Quite tall red head, well proportioned in my view. Nice firm massage, she has strong arms. Followed my usual routine after a little while of asking if about halfway through the session could we switch and I rub her for a while. Response. Of course, that would be great. And it was. Then switched back for nice finish. 60/40.

Saw a comment in previous post where someone complained that the gals do not 'get comfortable' on their own. Seems to me they usually wait for our lead on what we want and all we have to do is ask.

Visited with Lauren at Y-Body Relax, two blocks south of 44th st. Just off Division, see her monthly, have written before about her. I can't get over the amount of teasing she does, right from the beginning and practically never stops until the flip. Massage skills are very good, hands are always moving, kind of rapid pace but not too fast. Not much English ability but still very pleasant to be with, and very pretty. Pretty much get most of the hour's worth of time. This place only charges $50/ hour, a little less than most.

[URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5120500445.html[/URL]

Anyone been to Panacea recently? Who should I ask for that will help me feel very comfortable? Thanks in advance.