Massage Parlor Reports

Waste of time tonight. Went after work.

It was seemingly slow when I went in.

The papasan was at the entry but seemed preoccupied. Good sign?

Then I heard a hello from the room on the left. Out walks a somewhat ok masking wearing lady. About 40-50.

Unlike the ad on rubratings reads young ladies. Ha!

I had fun here before with a better than average looking lady. Who I saw in the hallway as my masseuse led me to the room. I should have asked for her. Damn.

The massage was mechanical and repeated the same pattern for nearly an hour. Yes 1 solid hour.

I should know already to expect massages will not be good.

At the end she starts tweaking my nipples and telling me 1 hour done. I agree it was done.

So I get dressed and walkout of the room. To find the two masseuses standing there waiting. Mine with bottle of H2 O in hand. Asks for tip, then next sentence "here water?

I said no to water. Didn't answer or go for cash. I walked towards the door. Said no to water again. Slipped on my boots. And pulled out 20 and walked out.

Have any of you ever just walked? Said anything about the bad massage?

Just chalked it up to the locale?

I felt 20 was generous. And the bottle. She can keep it. Give it to the next monger.

I've been there before and had a good time on the first level.

Hi is BBBJ available at ivy or relax? Thank you.

[QUOTE=RDaniel;5762856]Waste of time tonight. Went after work.

It was seemingly slow when I went in.

The papasan was at the entry but seemed preoccupied. Good sign?

Then I heard a hello from the room on the left. Out walks a somewhat ok masking wearing lady. About 40-50.

Unlike the ad on rubratings reads young ladies. Ha!

I had fun here before with a better than average looking lady. Who I saw in the hallway as my masseuse led me to the room. I should have asked for her. Damn.

The massage was mechanical and repeated the same pattern for nearly an hour. Yes 1 solid hour.

I should know already to expect massages will not be good.

At the end she starts tweaking my nipples and telling me 1 hour done. I agree it was done.

So I get dressed and walkout of the room. To find the two masseuses standing there waiting. Mine with bottle of H2 O in hand. Asks for tip, then next sentence "here water?

I said no to water. Didn't answer or go for cash. I walked towards the door. Said no to water again. Slipped on my boots. And pulled out 20 and walked out.

Have any of you ever just walked? Said anything about the bad massage?

Just chalked it up to the locale?

I felt 20 was generous. And the bottle. She can keep it. Give it to the next monger.

I've been there before and had a good time on the first level.[/QUOTE]I will usually tip some even if it's just for a massage. These girls move around a lot and may remember you at a new spot and offer more if you gave them a few bucks here. 20 sounds a bit high for what you experienced, but I'd never do more than that for just the massage.

[QUOTE=Wenger;5763436]I will usually tip some even if it's just for a massage. These girls move around a lot and may remember you at a new spot and offer more if you gave them a few bucks here. 20 sounds a bit high for what you experienced, but I'd never do more than that for just the massage.[/QUOTE]IMHO, at a legit places with some YMMV reputation, some tip would be appreciate in any case. Although, if a parlor is well known for delivering a menu, and I don't get anything but a massage, then why would I tip for an unfinished job / service.

Does anyone know if Pure does more than L1 or if they do 4 hands?

[QUOTE=PiggyPig;5763768]Does anyone know if Pure does more than L1 or if they do 4 hands?[/QUOTE]Yes and Yes. For the right amount you can even get 6 hands. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Sean1;4986944]Is BBBJ available at Ivy? PM is open. Thank you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sean1;5763226]Hi is BBBJ available at ivy or relax? Thank you.[/QUOTE]Ivy is open. I am sure that you can go there and find out if BBBJ is available. For the right price most things are available. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5653871]I stopped by. Got a lady who said her name was Vicky. Massage was extremely light even though I said medium. She offered L2 or L3 and I took L2. Not bad but not the best either. She was pleasant enough but I did catch her looking at the clock a few times. The bell was going off like crazy and I heard a couple mongers ask for Anna and another lady said she was busy. After I was finished while I was leaving I saw a short lady, body was ok but did not catch a look at her face. I'd go back to try someone else.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=YoungSchmuck;5691234]Went to Pure today in the morning. Took the hour and as far as I recall the MT's name was Lucy, or something along those lines. A little bit too talkative for my liking but gave a strong massage, hurt my shoulder blades a bit. Ended up getting a nude L1 and 69 L2 with that saran wrap for $. 2 as well as the entrance fee. Honestly I don't know if I've beat my dick to death but the L2 was kinda lackluster for me. Regret DATY too but I guess I just wasn't really thinking. She was cute though. I think I'll just stay with L1's in the future. I also find the whole dressing you up after unnecessary.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PiggyPig;5763768]Does anyone know if Pure does more than L1 or if they do 4 hands?[/QUOTE]It's amazing what happens when you RTFF. LOL. I am not trying to be a jag off, but come on fellas let's not be so lazy. SaintChuck.

1. I need the exact coordinates of this fine establishment.

2. I need the current lineup names, what they look like, what they offer, and how much they offer it for in alphabetical order if its not too much trouble.

3. I need a ride there as my car is in the shop. I'll buy you lunch at the cheapest place close to IVY.

TIA!!

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;5764234]Ivy is open. I am sure that you can go there and find out if BBBJ is available. For the right price most things are available. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

What, and No peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch / what a cheap ass, LOL. Seriously, the nerve of some dudes asking for all the info and not offering anything (not referring to you obviously)

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5764267]1. I need the exact coordinates of this fine establishment.

2. I need the current lineup names, what they look like, what they offer, and how much they offer it for in alphabetical order if its not too much trouble.

3. I need a ride there as my car is in the shop. I'll buy you lunch at the cheapest place close to IVY.

TIA!![/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;5764240]It's amazing what happens when you RTFF. LOL. I am not trying to be a jag off, but come on fellas let's not be so lazy. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5764267]1. I need the exact coordinates of this fine establishment.

2. I need the current lineup names, what they look like, what they offer, and how much they offer it for in alphabetical order if its not too much trouble.

3. I need a ride there as my car is in the shop. I'll buy you lunch at the cheapest place close to IVY.

TIA!![/QUOTE]I like noodles, is the place a few doors down still open? Also, let me know if you need a loan to cover the session.

I was at Pure today and did not check her name as she was average looking in her 40's. She was enthusiastic though and took her clothes off and climbed on the bed after asking. 69 and I did not go with L2 although available as its normally a rip off and she did not look talented to do that. For 70 she did handshake with 69. I don't normally put my mouth in there due to obvious reasons so not sure if that's allowed. She has a Bush with long hair down there. She said she doesn't like to shave.

Average overall and I will wait for more talent.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;5764240]It's amazing what happens when you RTFF. LOL. I am not trying to be a jag off, but come on fellas let's not be so lazy. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]What is RTFF?

RTFF would stand for Read The Fucking Forum. Also there is an Abbreviations tab at the top which helps for just about all abbreviations I've encountered in my many years being around here.

Finally decided to check out Pure in VP yesterday. Walked in to the choice of 3 girls, but 2 looked like they were in their 40's mid. 3rd girl had a nice small dress and jugs were popping out. I went with her, very lackluster massage and brief tease before flipping over. Asked what I want, I asked for FS but she said no. Tried getting me to agree to a CBJ but she wanted. 30 for it. Ended up getting a nude L1 for. 10, but I think she was horny or something LOL asked me if she can do a cb1 for no extra fee. I regret not taking the L1 straight up, as the CBJ was painful af. She used her teeth and hurt like shit, definitely the worst release I've ever had.

Also she took her mask off later which showed her age. She is definitely 40+ but her body is like in 20's-30's. Her name was Anna will definitely not go back to her for sure. Damage was 45 entrance. 10 tip.

If you guys got any recommendations for a girl with a thick ass please let me know. Still looking for one.

Saltheman1.

[QUOTE=Daze00;5766378]RTFF would stand for Read The Fucking Forum. Also there is an Abbreviations tab at the top which helps for just about all abbreviations I've encountered in my many years being around here.[/QUOTE]I never noticed that before, thanks!

[QUOTE=ArielDude28;5765894]I was at Pure today and did not check her name as she was average looking in her 40's. She was enthusiastic though and took her clothes off and climbed on the bed after asking. 69 and I did not go with L2 although available as its normally a rip off and she did not look talented to do that. For 70 she did handshake with 69. I don't normally put my mouth in there due to obvious reasons so not sure if that's allowed. She has a Bush with long hair down there. She said she doesn't like to shave.

Average overall and I will wait for more talent.[/QUOTE]Basically the same thing. Got into 69 and noticed she shifted her ass towards my mouth. Heck, my nose was in her ass. So, I dove my tongue thru the jungle and hit pay dirt! She spit on my cock and worked her hand magic. She gets wet and know she had at least one O. She rode my face including rubbing her starfish on my tongue. Then she stopped with her anal opening on the tip of my tongue. I was def hesitant till I felt her mouth around my little head. She took me down deeper than most. She pumped my tongue till it was deep in her musky ass. I unloaded moments later. She does not catch but I did cof! We both showered off. Tipped her a benny and away I went.

Sal, thanks for the report. Not sure what. 30 and. 10 are. I'm thinking you did the dollar sign thing and it did not come out right in this report. So did you tip 100?

[QUOTE=SalTheMan1;5767114]Finally decided to check out Pure in VP yesterday. Walked in to the choice of 3 girls, but 2 looked like they were in their 40's mid. 3rd girl had a nice small dress and jugs were popping out. I went with her, very lackluster massage and brief tease before flipping over. Asked what I want, I asked for FS but she said no. Tried getting me to agree to a CBJ but she wanted. 30 for it. Ended up getting a nude L1 for. 10, but I think she was horny or something LOL asked me if she can do a cb1 for no extra fee. I regret not taking the L1 straight up, as the CBJ was painful af. She used her teeth and hurt like shit, definitely the worst release I've ever had.

Also she took her mask off later which showed her age. She is definitely 40+ but her body is like in 20's-30's. Her name was Anna will definitely not go back to her for sure. Damage was 45 entrance. 10 tip.

If you guys got any recommendations for a girl with a thick ass please let me know. Still looking for one.

Saltheman1.[/QUOTE]

Went the other evening and met "Naanshee" (Nancy? Sort of youngish, 30's or so, cute smile, maybe 5', had a cute little body at some point but looks like post baby so description is an ex spinner with belly flab. She gave a reasonable massage, menu open to two, actually worked hard at it and performed pretty well. Gave a few min over the half hour, 45 for a half hour massage and a buck for a tip. Did not drop panties as she showed the monthly was present. Not going to get bargain prices most likely but saw two others on the way out and they were cute enough, a bit better than most Chi area AMP grannies.

Apparently Lucy is gone so I tried Mary and she was great. Soft, warm hands and really knows how to tease, which was basically the entire massage before finishing the job. No frills but it's convenient and safe.

I'm partial to AMP / RMP so I rarely looking to an expanded menu, FYI. Work took me recently to the Terrace area so I decided to make it a Green Day. Office park loc, low key, which I like. Seemed everyone was sleeping when I arrived, 2 working, I drew Shirley who showed me to standard room. I opted for the 90 min. I always ask to use restroom to get a better look around and notice a table shower room. Place is a bit dingy, run down, not going to lie. I generally don't mind that as long as it doesn't smell bad. And it didn't. Onto the table, undraped, and that was just fine. Shirley is prob late 30's-40's, fairly plain, thin, a little droopy in the caboose, but not bad. I'm here for the massage and I have a good imagination, so I'm satisfied. Massage was very good, deep tissue, very strong and competent. Oil is warmed. Some near incidental brushing, but nothing overt. Hot towel, dry down, then towel removed for some soft touch. This was very nicely done, very enjoyable, took her time and very fun / friendly. On the flip, the enjoyable touch continued directly with the warmed oil. Well done, slow, not at all mechanical which is common at other places. Some OTC roaming allowed, UTC as well for negotiated tip, but easy and friendly. Aunt Flo visiting, which is fine, I just wanted to grab a globe or two. Asked for a peek under the mask, not recommended, looks better with it on! But she was nice and a talented MT and Provider. Upon completion and clean up, we proceeding to Table Shower. Funky kind of set up there, if you go, be careful you don't slip, not an ideal situation. But I risked it anyway, standard care taken. Nothing to write home about, but nice nonetheless. Overall enjoyable, maybe just a bit overpriced, probably won't return since out of my area, but would in a pinch. Certainly not a bad option for anyone in the area. She said it's been slow, could use more biz. YMMV I'm a pretty good looking guy so I generally get friendly service, just be nice, nice lady. MT bod = 5/10. 90 min =1.00 + .8 (yes, I know I can get skank FS for 2. At the production line apts, just not my thing.) —Jack.

[QUOTE=JackShenanigan;5783556]I'm partial to AMP / RMP so I rarely looking to an expanded menu, FYI. Work took me recently to the Terrace area so I decided to make it a Green Day. Office park loc, low key, which I like. Seemed everyone was sleeping when I arrived, 2 working, I drew Shirley who showed me to standard room. I opted for the 90 min. I always ask to use restroom to get a better look around and notice a table shower room. Place is a bit dingy, run down, not going to lie. I generally don't mind that as long as it doesn't smell bad. And it didn't. Onto the table, undraped, and that was just fine. Shirley is prob late 30's-40's, fairly plain, thin, a little droopy in the caboose, but not bad. I'm here for the massage and I have a good imagination, so I'm satisfied. Massage was very good, deep tissue, very strong and competent. Oil is warmed. Some near incidental brushing, but nothing overt. Hot towel, dry down, then towel removed for some soft touch. This was very nicely done, very enjoyable, took her time and very fun / friendly. On the flip, the enjoyable touch continued directly with the warmed oil. Well done, slow, not at all mechanical which is common at other places. Some OTC roaming allowed, UTC as well for negotiated tip, but easy and friendly. Aunt Flo visiting, which is fine, I just wanted to grab a globe or two. Asked for a peek under the mask, not recommended, looks better with it on! But she was nice and a talented MT and Provider. Upon completion and clean up, we proceeding to Table Shower. Funky kind of set up there, if you go, be careful you don't slip, not an ideal situation. But I risked it anyway, standard care taken. Nothing to write home about, but nice nonetheless. Overall enjoyable, maybe just a bit overpriced, probably won't return since out of my area, but would in a pinch. Certainly not a bad option for anyone in the area. She said it's been slow, could use more biz. YMMV I'm a pretty good looking guy so I generally get friendly service, just be nice, nice lady. MT bod = 5/10. 90 min =1.00 + .8 (yes, I know I can get skank FS for 2. At the production line apts, just not my thing.) Jack.[/QUOTE]Apologies if its a bit of topic but was curious since you brought it up. Who's over at which apartments? I've been in the area a couple years and never heard of them.

[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;5745690]Decided to give the place a try after a couple of OK sessions. Was greeted by Jenny and offered "new gal". Her name is Linda. Petite and plump. Very nice and friendly, English skills OK. We got by, Decent Massage and nice finish. A bit high on requested tip but settled on standard. Is definitely new group now. Will be back.[/QUOTE]Mind if I ask what the damage was? I went 2 months ago and had 1/2 hr L2 for $100 all in. Went back last week and had to land on $165 for same thing from a less enthusiastic provider! (thanks little head).

[QUOTE=SkiBum925;5789495]Mind if I ask what the damage was? I went 2 months ago and had 1/2 hr L2 for $100 all in. Went back last week and had to land on $165 for same thing from a less enthusiastic provider! (thanks little head).[/QUOTE]Lately I have been paying $100 tip at Relax for covered L1. Stopped doing it because I prefer BBJ or better yet BBJCIM.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;5789834]Lately I have been paying $100 tip at Relax for covered L1. Stopped doing it because I prefer BBJ or better yet BBJCIM.[/QUOTE]Covered L1?.

[QUOTE=FranklySports;5790457]Covered L1?.[/QUOTE]Must have been a typo. Covered L2. Never had covered L1 but hear some MTs wear gloves for that happiness.

[QUOTE=FranklySports;5790457]Covered L1?.[/QUOTE]And $100? Wow.

[QUOTE=RubLuvr;5776552]Went the other evening and met "Naanshee" (Nancy? Sort of youngish, 30's or so, cute smile, maybe 5', had a cute little body at some point but looks like post baby so description is an ex spinner with belly flab. She gave a reasonable massage, menu open to two, actually worked hard at it and performed pretty well. Gave a few min over the half hour, 45 for a half hour massage and a buck for a tip. Did not drop panties as she showed the monthly was present. Not going to get bargain prices most likely but saw two others on the way out and they were cute enough, a bit better than most Chi area AMP grannies.[/QUOTE]Stopped by Pure tonight. Was just planning of going in and seeing the talent. Damm little head!! As soon as I see women in short dresses it gets me!! I walked in and this 5' lady greets me she was cute and had a short dress on nice legs. I asked for the half hour 65. Bit high compared to where I am used to going. And on the flip she wanted one five O.Oh no way!! She than says okay one for nude L1. Still didn't budge. Left with a mediocre massage and no release. I was very upset with myself. Just gave a 20 tip.

Back to the drawing board. I won't be visiting this place no more. Why are the prices higher on this side of town?

I don't know if this is the correct spot to post.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/hws/d/willowbrook-book-me-before-you-miss-me/7447775290.html[/URL]

Anyone try this one? Just popped up last week.

I was here once and was ok, nothing spectacular. I'd stop back to try someone else if I was in the area but not really in a hurry to do so.

[QUOTE=JValdez2021;5792857]Stopped by Pure tonight. Was just planning of going in and seeing the talent. Damm little head!! As soon as I see women in short dresses it gets me!! I walked in and this 5' lady greets me she was cute and had a short dress on nice legs. I asked for the half hour 65. Bit high compared to where I am used to going. And on the flip she wanted one five O.Oh no way!! She than says okay one for nude L1. Still didn't budge. Left with a mediocre massage and no release. I was very upset with myself. Just gave a 20 tip.

Back to the drawing board. I won't be visiting this place no more. Why are the prices higher on this side of town?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JValdez2021;5792861]I don't know if this is the correct spot to post.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/hws/d/willowbrook-book-me-before-you-miss-me/7447775290.html[/URL]

Anyone try this one? Just popped up last week.[/QUOTE]Curious as well. Sounds like HE could be an option. For gods sake she charges $69 for the hour. Let us know if you find out!

Made my first visit there in over 5 years. Led all the way to the very back by someone with a great rack. Very promising. Solid massage. Nothing else or even a hint of anything else. No teasing. No flip even. Certainly nothing happy about the ending. Hard pass.

[QUOTE=NightOwl25;5794048]Made my first visit there in over 5 years. Led all the way to the very back by someone with a great rack. Very promising. Solid massage. Nothing else or even a hint of anything else. No teasing. No flip even. Certainly nothing happy about the ending. Hard pass.[/QUOTE]I quit going to the Flower Shop, but never because extras weren't on the table. I quit going when the providers were old and ugly. It has always been a sure thing. Very surprised your experience was unfruitful.

[QUOTE=NightOwl25;5794048]Made my first visit there in over 5 years. Led all the way to the very back by someone with a great rack. Very promising. Solid massage. Nothing else or even a hint of anything else. No teasing. No flip even. Certainly nothing happy about the ending. Hard pass.[/QUOTE]Did you get a name?

[QUOTE=MikeJones333;5794689]Did you get a name?[/QUOTE]Based on the rack I assumed it was Eva (Linda from Best) who I heard was at the Flower Shop now. I had met her a few times back then so I figured it would be a good visit. I have been hesitant to visit there for years and now I will never go back. Too many other options in the area.

The first room and that room are the smallest. I always hated being put in those rooms.

[QUOTE=NightOwl25;5794048]Made my first visit there in over 5 years. Led all the way to the very back by someone with a great rack. Very promising. Solid massage. Nothing else or even a hint of anything else. No teasing. No flip even. Certainly nothing happy about the ending. Hard pass.[/QUOTE]

Went to the Marigold, was much less enjoyable than my last visit. Therapist pushing 50 at least, and was dressed in jeans and a top like she was on a mall visit. When I go to the known haunts I expect a little effort. Then, after a lackluster half hour massage of 10 min she teased for literally a minute, asked what I wanted and got salty when I told her to just finish the massage. She just exuded bad attitude and I knew I'd regret yet another jackhammer, or 10 percent BJ and 90 percent L1 meeting. Think I'm crossing it off the list for good.

I stopped in here because I was driving by and the sign had changed to new spa name, I think Arran spa so thought it would be different, I walk in and same lady that has been there for years came to the door. I asked who else was working and yoyo comes out, very short, not bad body, kind of butter face but not too bad. She did a decent rub and was very friendly and affectionate. Did average L2 and was out the door. I asked for a bottled water and she came back with a cup of water and acted like I was putting her out to get the water, LOL. Not the worst experience.

[QUOTE=RubLuvr;5802090]Went to the Marigold, was much less enjoyable than my last visit. Therapist pushing 50 at least, and was dressed in jeans and a top like she was on a mall visit. When I go to the known haunts I expect a little effort. Then, after a lackluster half hour massage of 10 min she teased for literally a minute, asked what I wanted and got salty when I told her to just finish the massage. She just exuded bad attitude and I knew I'd regret yet another jackhammer, or 10 percent BJ and 90 percent L1 meeting. Think I'm crossing it off the list for good.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SmileySam;5789834]Lately I have been paying $100 tip at Relax for covered L1. Stopped doing it because I prefer BBJ or better yet BBJCIM.[/QUOTE]Based upon personal experience and other forums it seems like an organized effort to increase revenue substantially for same service. Unless I find an alternate venue I'm willing to go L0 with good massage.

Anyone heard from Cindy over at cove? It's been well.

Over 2. 5 months and I'm definitely missing her services.