Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Toomgis;5704968]I met two stand owners on the same night a few Saturdays ago. Not sure which one you're asking about. One works near Montlake Terrace. The other Kent. Took each separately to VIP room. Montlake Terrace owner was HJ only and probably never more. Second got a CBJ. She had a condom at the ready, so thinking more is possible. I love fucking baristas but for some reason an owner would be a notch or two higher.

Both were very open they own stands. They both post on business Insta when they will be at the club. Cost- $50 for room, 300 for "dances" + 50/100 for extra. So very pricey. You be the judge if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]Yeah, no. It isn't, especially for hand jobs and condoms. The epitome of GPS, in my judgement anyway.

Then there's cover, soft drinks, sales pressure and lack of privacy. I enjoy the clubs occasionally for the viewing, but certainly not for the "action". My mileage varies way too much in their favor to justify the prices. However, as always, to each their own.

Although I don't "partake" of her services, I have to say that she is probably the nicest, most decent person I have ever met in a club. If I'm there, she always takes time to stop for a minute and say hi, and chat for a moment. She knows she's not my cup of tea, but that doesn't stop her from being the friendly person she is. I have never ever seen her with an attitude or any sense of anger. I think (IMO) the reason you won't see her face on Instagram, is because she is working on a business of her own on the side. Online pics are forever.

I have read here that she is not a scammer, or ROB, and have also heard that sometimes she just says; "pay me whatever".

Although she is a bit older, she takes good care of herself. To me she is "Monse the Beautiful".

[QUOTE=Diver6390;5704773]Which one of those pics is Monse? I keep hearing so much about her, would like to see a picture.[/QUOTE]Its in their stories, has all the girls. Pls let this be the last time someone asks what she looks like!

[QUOTE=SkyJock;5705205]Although I don't "partake" of her services, I have to say that she is probably the nicest, most decent person I have ever met in a club. If I'm there, she always takes time to stop for a minute and say hi, and chat for a moment. She knows she's not my cup of tea, but that doesn't stop her from being the friendly person she is. I have never ever seen her with an attitude or any sense of anger. I think (IMO) the reason you won't see her face on Instagram, is because she is working on a business of her own on the side. Online pics are forever.

I have read here that she is not a scammer, or ROB, and have also heard that sometimes she just says; "pay me whatever".

Although she is a bit older, she takes good care of herself. To me she is "Monse the Beautiful".[/QUOTE]She is still in better shape than most of the strippers there. 5'0" 115 lbs.

Fake Boobs. Does the botox thing. Most do. Super nice. Not a scammer.

Despite reports, she won't BBFS anyone. She is open to it. She will make you happy at a reasonable rate.

She can deepthroats and ride.

[QUOTE=RandyWanker;5704970]Short answer: You won't find a face pic of Monse here. The club has consistently not showed her face in any pics, probably at her request. I don't recognize her booty or substantial chest in any of the current pics. You won't have trouble finding her: they'll announce her on stage.

She is not a beauty like Ava or Amber. If they are 9's, Monse is a 6; but not, IMO a butter face. Keep in mind that once you are in the dark with her, you won't be concerned about her face. She is no pole acrobat, sorta thick, but extremely fit. She showed me pictures of her impressive daily yoga routine. She's got a big smile for everyone like she's been longing for you since your last visit and her whispered sweet nothings are inspiring. She is responsive to customer ministrations but is very focused on your score.

She only works days, usually taking Monday off although she sometimes gets called in then also. You will find her on the floor at opening every other day because she treats this like a job that she enjoys and is very good at.

She must be making more dance money than anyone else in Seattle, based heavily on regulars. She expressed amenability to OTC contact a few years ago when she had an AMP location and wasn't so busy en-club. You could ask if she still does massages.[/QUOTE]Amber is a 9?

Really?

Monse thick? She can't be more than 110 lbs.

[QUOTE=CoronaLime;5706643]Amber is a 9?

Really?

Monse thick? She can't be more than 110 lbs.[/QUOTE]I think Monse's closer to thick than petite on the spectrum. She's def not fat.

And yeah, Amber is maybe a 7 on a really slow day. I'm a big fan of Ava though, and she's a solid 8 and most days a 9 compared to others there.

Diana is my personal 10 - the right blend of cute. But her night time shifts are harder for me and she's not cheap, even as great as the VIP is with her.

Anyone seen the new girl Lilith? In a few photos with Diana from NYE and they've been posting her on IG a lot.

Jade's been popping up a lot too but don't think I've seen anyone review her. Someone posted about a Jade at Kitten's so I'm guessing they're not the same (I hope) since the Kitten's Jade was said to be a ROB. Kenzie seems to be there a lot with Jade. They both seem pretty hot but also kind of like GPS.

Or Lucy and Ariel? I got to find that long list again.

[QUOTE=AsaMona22;5705477]Its in their stories, has all the girls. Pls let this be the last time someone asks what she looks like![/QUOTE]She is a legit good person and I love the fact that she is not money hungry. She could easily ask for more but always charges the same.

[QUOTE=CoronaLime;5706643]Amber is a 9?

Really?

Monse thick? She can't be more than 110 lbs.[/QUOTE]One person's estimation of a dancer can be completely different than another's. And remember how low the lighting is in strip clubs, although Pandora's is at least at a moderate level. Kittens is the darkest of any club in the region.

I have lived in WA for a few years and moved away for a while occasionally visit from time ot time, never ventuered to dabble in the club scene. Reading through some of the reports there seems to be a lot of opportunities to get in some fun. Will be arriving in seattle for one night and looking to dabble at Pandora's or Kittens, which is the better spot for a Monday night? Just wanted to see how much $ I should have on hand for some FS fun or would it be better to just hit * up instead?

Cheers gents.

[QUOTE=Pawghtr16;5706767]I have lived in WA for a few years and moved away for a while occasionally visit from time ot time, never ventuered to dabble in the club scene. Reading through some of the reports there seems to be a lot of opportunities to get in some fun. Will be arriving in seattle for one night and looking to dabble at Pandora's or Kittens, which is the better spot for a Monday night? Just wanted to see how much $ I should have on hand for some FS fun or would it be better to just hit * up instead?

Cheers gents.[/QUOTE]Kittens has the hottest girls and prices could easily go up to 500 for CFS. Pandoras more bang for buck. Read the posts here to find more info on girls.

[QUOTE=Lego19;5707243]Kittens has the hottest girls and prices could easily go up to 500 for CFS. Pandoras more bang for buck. Read the posts here to find more info on girls.[/QUOTE]Been checking out the IG for both, looks like Pandora's has more variety but I'm sure they're both a hit or miss. Don't have much time since I get in late at night and kittens is closer. From what I've read, Vee at kittens seems like a wild time or should I do the for sure thing and hit up a girl from the board.

Thanks for the advice.

[QUOTE=Pawghtr16;5707277]Been checking out the IG for both, looks like Pandora's has more variety but I'm sure they're both a hit or miss. Don't have much time since I get in late at night and kittens is closer. From what I've read, Vee at kittens seems like a wild time or should I do the for sure thing and hit up a girl from the board.

Thanks for the advice.[/QUOTE]Vee stated on her Instagram a while back that she is now permanently at Kittens, having moved from Pandora's. But lately she's showing on her IG that she's at Sugar's. So, before you head out that night, check her I. G to see where she is, or even message her to ask ahead of time:

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/vee.arias410/[/URL]

A lot of dancers are moving freely between Pandora's, Kittens, and Sugar's. Sugar's is only two months old. All three clubs all owned by people who know each other from when they worked together for the Talents West clubs. Many dancers are giving Sugar's a try. Maybe just for a night here and there.

[QUOTE=Farquar2;5707513]Vee stated on her Instagram a while back that she is now permanently at Kittens, having moved from Pandora's. But lately she's showing on her IG that she's at Sugar's. So, before you head out that night, check her I. G to see where she is, or even message her to ask ahead of time:

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/vee.arias410/[/URL]

A lot of dancers are moving freely between Pandora's, Kittens, and Sugar's. Sugar's is only two months old. All three clubs all owned by people who know each other from when they worked together for the Talents West clubs. Many dancers are giving Sugar's a try. Maybe just for a night here and there.[/QUOTE]She got fired from Kittens and sent to the penalty box of Sugars. She is a trainwreck.
She is fat, ugly, under performs, won't follow thru with agreements made for services and has a smelly cooter.
Having to call 911 to revive a stripper is frowned upon.

Anybody know Lola's schedule at Pandora?

[QUOTE=CoronaLime;5707960]She got fired from Kittens and sent to the penalty box of Sugars. She is a trainwreck. She is fat, ugly, under performs, won't follow thru with agreements made for services and has a smelly cooter. Having to call 911 to revive a stripper is frowned upon.[/QUOTE]Got it! Thanks for the heads up, appreciate it.

[QUOTE=CoronaLime;5707960]She got fired from Kittens and sent to the penalty box of Sugars. She is a trainwreck.
She is fat, ugly, under performs, won't follow thru with agreements made for services and has a smelly cooter.
Having to call 911 to revive a stripper is frowned upon.[/QUOTE]OMG is that why there was and Aid car, Fire Truck and police there about a week or so ago?

[QUOTE=CoronaLime;5707960]She got fired from Kittens and sent to the penalty box of Sugars. She is a trainwreck.
She is fat, ugly, under performs, won't follow thru with agreements made for services and has a smelly cooter.
Having to call 911 to revive a stripper is frowned upon.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update. I'm impartial as far as Vee is concerned. I saw her at Pandora's just once. But I don't have any interest in her. Just got one dance from her. She's too fat and tatted for my liking. I just happen to see her Instagram account pop up occasionally. But, she did contact me on IG once because she thought I was the one who posted the long list of "who does what" at Kittens and Pandora's, back about October 23rd. I sense that someone sent her a screen shot of that list. I don't think she found it on her own. She's gotten enough "press" here on USASG now, that we'll see if she reads this and reacts.

Was at Pandora right after midnight of NYE-NYD. Pandora is getting bunch of new girls but also been cracking down on girls doing extras and substances.

My regular told me that new manager (woman with glasses) is acting like a hound and sniffing girls' locker for pot and other stronger stuff or checking bathroom frequently. Other managers (not sure new or old) is also checking playgrounds more often recently. As a result, lot of oldies have been fired or moved to other clubs (I don't have specifics on who).

I do get why Pandora management want to tidy up shits since there were at least two EMT calls in the fall that I know of and one was with fentanyl od. Girl made it tho.

This plus the reports on tighter video monitoring does show change in Pandora but I wouldn't lament on it. Give it couple months and will loosen up again after seeing profit loss.

[QUOTE=Pawghtr16;5707277]Been checking out the IG for both, looks like Pandora's has more variety but I'm sure they're both a hit or miss. Don't have much time since I get in late at night and kittens is closer. From what I've read, Vee at kittens seems like a wild time or should I do the for sure thing and hit up a girl from the board.

Thanks for the advice.[/QUOTE]It's up to you, if you like the uncertainty and excitement of going to the strip club go for it. But for sure you'll save a bit going with the board and as you said you it's a reliable option.

[QUOTE=SomeOne8492;5708066]Was at Pandora right after midnight of NYE-NYD. Pandora is getting bunch of new girls but also been cracking down on girls doing extras and substances.

My regular told me that new manager (woman with glasses) is acting like a hound and sniffing girls' locker for pot and other stronger stuff or checking bathroom frequently. Other managers (not sure new or old) is also checking playgrounds more often recently. As a result, lot of oldies have been fired or moved to other clubs (I don't have specifics on who).

I do get why Pandora management want to tidy up shits since there were at least two EMT calls in the fall that I know of and one was with fentanyl od. Girl made it tho.

This plus the reports on tighter video monitoring does show change in Pandora but I wouldn't lament on it. Give it couple months and will loosen up again after seeing profit loss.[/QUOTE]If that's true then why TF did you put in the private rooms in the club in the first place? By putting them in you pretty much endorsed the activity that would happen in there. You KNEW what happens behind the curtains. You just decided you wanted a "piece of the pie". Now you want to throw the pie out. Such stupid business practice by stupid people. It used to be that law enforcement would visit the area clubs frequently. Now, it's been years since I've seen or heard of any LE visits. So what are you afraid of? People in Seattle got fed up with LE spending so much time and money harassing the clubs that it became a political issue. "More important things" was part of the phraseology back in those times. Stop wasting tax payer money on strip clubs. If you follow politics at all you know that the city and government has swung way to the left. This means that "live and let live" is more the mindset these days.

Also, if you follow the news, a few months back, a certain city council member was very vocal in her opposition to SPD "harassing" prostitutes that frequent Aurora Ave. Other members of city gov't agreed with her. Now, the SPD don't even bother them anymore. Girls are making deals right under the nose of SPD with no fear of being arrested. They leave them alone.

I recently talked to a girl at Ricks down the street and she gave me the whole rundown on the private rooms. She told me that management knows exactly what happens back there. That what happens between two adults is between the guy and the girl. She gave me a list of typical prices. Very informative. Another girl at Pandora's told me they pay attention to the cameras in the VIP. Sooo. No respect for privacy? Do they claim it's for the safety of the girl?

Why TF would anyone want to get a VIP room now? If a girl is supposed to "dial back" their activity, what reason do I have for putting out the extra $$ in the first place.

Stupid people that know nothing of how to run a business. BTW, weed is legal now. Management needs to get their shit together. I hope they read this.

[QUOTE=SomeOne8492;5708066]Was at Pandora right after midnight of NYE-NYD. Pandora is getting bunch of new girls but also been cracking down on girls doing extras and substances.

My regular told me that new manager (woman with glasses) is acting like a hound and sniffing girls' locker for pot and other stronger stuff or checking bathroom frequently. Other managers (not sure new or old) is also checking playgrounds more often recently. As a result, lot of oldies have been fired or moved to other clubs (I don't have specifics on who).

I do get why Pandora management want to tidy up shits since there were at least two EMT calls in the fall that I know of and one was with fentanyl od. Girl made it tho.

This plus the reports on tighter video monitoring does show change in Pandora but I wouldn't lament on it. Give it couple months and will loosen up again after seeing profit loss.[/QUOTE]Nah. I have not been denied anything.

This is common way for a dancer to decline services.

Everything goes in VIP rooms at Pandoras, Sugars and Kittens.

They do have to be more careful in the VIP area. That is just because the club wants them to get clients to book the rooms.

I heard Nadia got fired for substance issues at Pandoras. Still. Doing blo out in the open is pretty blatant.

Another Brazilian Greek Queen got fired for taking customers to the parking lot and for stalking guys that don't want to do privates.

[QUOTE=CoronaLime;5707960]She got fired from Kittens and sent to the penalty box of Sugars. She is a trainwreck.
She is fat, ugly, under performs, won't follow thru with agreements made for services and has a smelly cooter.
Having to call 911 to revive a stripper is frowned upon.[/QUOTE]I saw her at Sugar's and was stupid enough to go to the VIP room for the last time ever. She ripped me right off because I made it easy. She was much better behaved before that bullshit, but yes, I could definitely smell that snatch. Heavy drug users are sick all the time and their snatches stink because of it. To top it all off, she's a fucking beggar. No amount is satisfactory. She just wants more and more and more and refuses to work for it.

[QUOTE=Barnie;5708156]Nah. I have not been denied anything.

This is common way for a dancer to decline services.

Everything goes in VIP rooms at Pandoras, Sugars and Kittens.

They do have to be more careful in the VIP area. That is just because the club wants them to get clients to book the rooms.

I heard Nadia got fired for substance issues at Pandoras. Still. Doing blo out in the open is pretty blatant.

Another Brazilian Greek Queen got fired for taking customers to the parking lot and for stalking guys that don't want to do privates.[/QUOTE]I haven't been denied anything either. I don't do rooms tho, I get what I want right on the floor. I was there Thursday night finger banging and getting a handy from a cute girl like always.

[QUOTE=DapperDavid;5707992]Anybody know Lola's schedule at Pandora?[/QUOTE]She's usually there from 11-5 every Saturday and occasionally one day during the week. It's recommended you make an appointment since she seems to be quite busy 🤔.

Seems like Pandora's and Kittens have really embraced Instagram. Really like seeing who's working when. Any idea why DeJa Vu hasn't gotten on board? Their social media is blahhh stock photos and never seems current.

Got 15 mins VIP with Chase in Kittens. Quite boring honestly. Just a cocky bossy stripper. Nothing on table. Wouldn't even let me suck her fake tits.

[QUOTE=Ggwp996;5712170]Got 15 mins VIP with Chase in Kittens. Quite boring honestly. Just a cocky bossy stripper. Nothing on table. Wouldn't even let me suck her fake tits.[/QUOTE]Sounds like that was your first time with her. In the future it would be better just to buy a single dance from a newly discovered dancer in the general lap dance area. Then if you liked that, go for more dances or a private room. You started with too much.

[QUOTE=Farquar2;5714055]Sounds like that was your first time with her. In the future it would be better just to buy a single dance from a newly discovered dancer in the general lap dance area. Then if you liked that, go for more dances or a private room. You started with too much.[/QUOTE]The times I've actually fucked in Kittens has been in the lap dance area (with the exception of once in the VIP, the only time I've ever paid for the room). I'd probably only go to the room if she were too nervous about doing it in the lap dance area, but up no one has ever cared. I see enough condom wrapper lying around to assume it must happen often.

Stopped in for a short bit Thursday night to check out some of the new talent posted on their instagram. Pretty dead night. Girls mostly hanging out on their phones, not a lot of hustle. Seems to be a bit more management presence and dudes walking around in and out the back / lockers / bathrooms. There's maybe an additional 5-6 more girls than is shared in the stories roster. Mostly old faces like Monica, Selena, Mimi if you're into them. And a couple other new faces who don't flaunt their wares online I guess. Would love some info on Nollie or Lillith if anyone has exp to share. Nollie was wearing pasties the first time I saw her on stage a few months ago, but was fully nude shaking her pussy on stage. And Lilith has a hot rbf thing I'm really into.

[QUOTE=SeaBurner;5715135]Stopped in for a short bit Thursday night to check out some of the new talent posted on their instagram. Pretty dead night. Girls mostly hanging out on their phones, not a lot of hustle. Seems to be a bit more management presence and dudes walking around in and out the back / lockers / bathrooms. There's maybe an additional 5-6 more girls than is shared in the stories roster. Mostly old faces like Monica, Selena, Mimi if you're into them. And a couple other new faces who don't flaunt their wares online I guess. Would love some info on Nollie or Lillith if anyone has exp to share. Nollie was wearing pasties the first time I saw her on stage a few months ago, but was fully nude shaking her pussy on stage. And Lilith has a hot rbf thing I'm really into.[/QUOTE]My buddy and I were in right before Christmas, and both had separate 1 song only dance experience w Lilith, aka very non-boner-inspiring lap action. She likes to actually "dance" on your lap, but it felt like an outdated version of it, like if she took notes on how to give lapdances from movies and tv shows or something. TLDR no real grind, no sensuality, and def no stick shifts. YMMV, but for both of us to have that experience might be indicative. Who knows, she's new to the WA scene so maybe it's just a matter of time.

As far as her rbf, she's actually super personable, fun to talk to on the floor. Just missing the switch to the sexy side once you get a dance.

[QUOTE=SeaBurner;5715135]Stopped in for a short bit Thursday night to check out some of the new talent posted on their instagram. Pretty dead night. Girls mostly hanging out on their phones, not a lot of hustle. Seems to be a bit more management presence and dudes walking around in and out the back / lockers / bathrooms. There's maybe an additional 5-6 more girls than is shared in the stories roster. Mostly old faces like Monica, Selena, Mimi if you're into them. And a couple other new faces who don't flaunt their wares online I guess. Would love some info on Nollie or Lillith if anyone has exp to share. Nollie was wearing pasties the first time I saw her on stage a few months ago, but was fully nude shaking her pussy on stage. And Lilith has a hot rbf thing I'm really into.[/QUOTE]Tuff times. It was good for a few months before the holidays. Particularly mid-day shift action. I saw the influx of new ladies. Mostly young ones and could feel the vibe shift. I'll steer clear for a while but it will get better at some point.

Have had some good dances with Nollie but she's been pretty clear that the good stuff is saved for VIP, and good stuff seems only nude with some handiwork. Was hoping she had a little more going on but.

[QUOTE=SeaBurner;5715135]Stopped in for a short bit Thursday night to check out some of the new talent posted on their instagram. Pretty dead night. Girls mostly hanging out on their phones, not a lot of hustle. Seems to be a bit more management presence and dudes walking around in and out the back / lockers / bathrooms. There's maybe an additional 5-6 more girls than is shared in the stories roster. Mostly old faces like Monica, Selena, Mimi if you're into them. And a couple other new faces who don't flaunt their wares online I guess. Would love some info on Nollie or Lillith if anyone has exp to share. Nollie was wearing pasties the first time I saw her on stage a few months ago, but was fully nude shaking her pussy on stage. And Lilith has a hot rbf thing I'm really into.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeadEye206;5715750]Have had some good dances with Nollie but she's been pretty clear that the good stuff is saved for VIP, and good stuff seems only nude with some handiwork. Was hoping she had a little more going on but.[/QUOTE]Is she handiwork to completion? She's hot enough to me that it might be worth it if her VIP rates aren't astronomical.

[QUOTE=SeaBurner;5715826]Is she handiwork to completion? She's hot enough to me that it might be worth it if her VIP rates aren't astronomical.[/QUOTE]I also had VIP with Nollie but she only does handyman. Not the greatest and wasn't worth the price tag. She's still new to actual dancing (she used to bartend) and might change in the future. She's cute, I enjoy talking with her, and hoping to have her on my did list.

[QUOTE=DapperDavid;5707992]Anybody know Lola's schedule at Pandora?[/QUOTE]Wednesday and Saturday day shift.

[QUOTE=KorbenDallas;5716979]Wednesday and Saturday day shift.[/QUOTE]Typically 11-5.

I want to see sativa her * is new and lacking content but her tits look amazing and I've always wanted a redhead, I saw some info a long time ago but if anyones saw her and got lucky send me a pm letting me know the damage and is she worth it?

Just curious how much does VIP cost pandora? I see they have a happy hour that is half off VIP. Wondering if it's worth it.

After hearing stuff About sativa in the past and seeing her * makes me want to see her, if you have in the past please send me a message and just let me know what was the damage and was she worth it? It's a stupid fantasy but I really want a striper and she's hot.

[QUOTE=Businessman69;5718827]Just curious how much does VIP cost pandora? I see they have a happy hour that is half off VIP. Wondering if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]The VIP rooms at Pandora's are 15 min -$50,30 min - $75 and 60 min - $100. Keep in mind this is just for the room, you then negotiate with the dancer how much you're going to give her for that amount of time.