Not True. Clubs are no better or worse than they've ever been.
I think some of you have selective memories. I was in a strip club in Anchorage, Alaska in 1984. You say the strippers of today are poor quality? OH MY FUCKING GAHD! This babe that danced looked like an anorexic grandma on meth. It was the most off-putting thing I have seen in person. Not only that, but she had devised a floor show that, even if done by the sexiest, most alluring girl in the world, would have been comical, but with her it was sad and disgusting.
THEN. Immediately following her was a tiny black girl with the most amazing anti-gravity tits I have ever seen. If any of you are old enough to remember Little Annie Fannie in Playboy, this girl had a body EXACTLY like hers. Boobs too big not to sag, but completely firm and upright. AND NO PLASTIC! If God himself had designed the perfect tits, he definitely reached out and touched this girl's chest.
So that was 35 years ago, and the spread is still the same, awful to awesome wherever you look. A couple of months ago, I got a lappy from a black dancer with beautiful balloon tits who climbed up and shoved a grape sized clit into my mouth and I ate her to completion. Yep, got the number for some TO too.
If you want to be real about this stuff, shit went down hill to some degree after 2008, when the housing bubble burst, so did the strip club scene. But guys, there's bad out there, and there's good out there too.
Coochie (I want to die in a strip club or worehouse, whichever cums first) Eater.
God Bless You All.
What ever happened to Clowns Lounge?
[QUOTE=Jc2490;4205884]I remember going to the old Clowns Lounge in Delavan. Great bar, full nude with hot looking dancers. I remember the manager going up and taking girls off right off the stage and chew them out for having an uncovered tattoo. I doubt that you could even get a half full lineup of dancers without ink these days.[/QUOTE]Over the years, on this site and other sites, I've read some very fond comments about the late Clown Lounge in Delevan. Things like you could see more close up views of the lower female anatomy then a year of pre-med school plus other very favorable comments. I was wondering if it was so good what led to it's demise and about what year? I did do a search on it for the heck of it and read an old story from the late 80's about police misconduct who were involved with the club or something which most likely had something to do with it. Shame it's no longer around, I'm not a big fan of the 2 topless joints near here now, I do like the Sugar Shack, nice place, all nude but over all pretty tame but as far as the Clown lounge, why did they close?
The Demise of the Strip Clubs
Here's my take on the demise of the strip clubs. Back from 2010-2013 I spent many an evening and a lot of $$$ at the Encore, Brooklyns (Now Heartbreakers) On the Border and out in Darrien the Show Palace and Vegas club. These places were packed on the weekend evenings. I discovered Backpage in 2014 along with TER and started to see the escorts. Now we have STG and City X Guide and more online options to see providers. At the strip club you can spend hundreds of $$ in a very short period of time, $10 cover charge, high prices when you buy a dancer a drink, lap dances for 3-4 minutes at $25-$40 plus throwing $1 at dancers on stage. You might get some tit sucking action or maybe FIV during a lap dance or in the VIP room at $200 - $300 for HH. It was a no brainer to stop going to the titty bars. With a provider at $100- $250 for HH or HR you can get BBBJCIMSW, DATY, FIV, DFK, GFE, maybe GREEK and BBFS. I believe a lot guys have left the strip clubs and have become mongers and are seeing providers and getting more bang for their buck. I have also had a few take outs from strip clubs and a lot of the hotter strippers have left the clubs to become full time providers making a lot more money for themselves by not having to pay a daily fee to dance, tipping everyone from bouncers, DJ's, bartenders', house moms etc. ,