Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Busternutter;2691443]Tried TWBC Thursday night & drew Ruby. She's a beautiful spinner & opted for the hour. TS was rapid & rhythmic, but comfortable. Back to the room & more of the routine as she prepared for the massage. She stepped out for 3 or 4 minutes & then returned to begin the massage, which I enjoyed. After an enjoyable massage, she was in a hurry to finish the session, although we were a little under 30 minutes in. We finished the session (not the way I had in mind) & as she stepped out again she asked if I wanted a water; & I said yes. A couple minutes later another cute (most likely Korean) lady, who was a little older than Ruby, came in with a bottled water & hot towel. She gave no explanation & did not help me get dressed until the very end. I asked her name & she told me, but I forgot. I guess they wanted me to see the other girl for next time. I will return & hope not to get rushed out without finishing my way next time.[/QUOTE]More than likely Ruby had one of her regulars show up. If you were in a Korean spa then, yes, the other girl was korean. Normally, you won't find spas with a mix of nationalities unless you are in Cali or Hawaii. If you intend to pursue the mongering life, practice discriminating between the races. Learn a few words related to sex in Chinese, Korean, and Vietnamese. The girls love that and will reward you.

LexLuther.

[QUOTE=Busternutter;2691443]Tried TWBC Thursday night & drew Ruby. She's a beautiful spinner & opted for the hour. TS was rapid & rhythmic, but comfortable. Back to the room & more of the routine as she prepared for the massage. She stepped out for 3 or 4 minutes & then returned to begin the massage, which I enjoyed. After an enjoyable massage, she was in a hurry to finish the session, although we were a little under 30 minutes in. We finished the session (not the way I had in mind) & as she stepped out again she asked if I wanted a water; & I said yes. A couple minutes later another cute (most likely Korean) lady, who was a little older than Ruby, came in with a bottled water & hot towel. She gave no explanation & did not help me get dressed until the very end. I asked her name & she told me, but I forgot. I guess they wanted me to see the other girl for next time. I will return & hope not to get rushed out without finishing my way next time.[/QUOTE]Usually when that happens to me its because there was another monger that has requested the girl for an hour and since it was ending, she would go to the next client. I've never had them leave like they did with you tho. Usually they tell me that they have another client and another friend will take care of me since we were done.

[QUOTE=TheNewGuy;2692098]Usually when that happens to me its because there was another monger that has requested the girl for an hour and since it was ending, she would go to the next client. I've never had them leave like they did with you tho. Usually they tell me that they have another client and another friend will take care of me since we were done.[/QUOTE]...or occasionally the 2nd girl wants to take you for round 2....and another tip!

Stopped by Green and drew Lee (Lei?) as my attendant. The table shower was nice and very thorough. Back in the room, her massage was ok, nothing too special. She only worked on my back, not my arms or legs. Interestingly, she expected the full tip up front. As is usual at these places, an hour elapses in about 45 minutes (according to my watch). However, she told me she knew she had shorted me on time, and that she would give me extra massage time next time I came in. Never had that happen before. I wonder if that is an attempt to make me a repeat customer. Standard rates for room and tip.

Well I ventured north to the great area of Flushing, NY. Tons of Spas. Posted my visit notes, under the Flushing feed. All smiles.

[QUOTE=Unitodd;2702129]Well I ventured north to the great area of Flushing, NY. Tons of Spas. Posted my visit notes, under the Flushing feed. All smiles.[/QUOTE]I've also visited Flushing a few times. It is recommended to all mongers who can find an excuse to visit the area without family or business associates. Tons of choices and it won't break the bank.

Flushing offers many spas of different types, some for us, some for women, some for husband and wife couples, and even some that cater to those with twisted sexual preferences (those are easy to spot). You can find flat out brothels where your selected girl will be naked as soon as the room door closes and before money is mentioned. There is a network of mama sans and one may refer you to her friend's spa. The mama sans speak English but the girls don't.

The only bad news about Flushing is that research is a little tricky. The local Queens mongers do not post as well as we do.

Excellent time at TK today. Provider name wss sheila ir something like that. Nice spinner body with anice mouth full of be-Cups.

The house fee was. 6 ,maybe there's some kind of soecial going on since things seem slow.

Started visiting mp's a couple months back. Things were good; paid house fee and tip, and it was smooth sailing. Then out of the blue, I was at TK when the girl came in and asked for my age and I'd for verification.

Me being the private person I am, I basically refused, and they had me leave. Bummed me out, so I went to Cherry. Same thing. Same with the one next door. I ended up throwing caution to the wind, and going to GM way down south. It was the first one I ever visited, and although I was looking for a change of face (and shape), I thought what the hell, might as well. The girl there carded me too.

Now, I know good and well I look older than 21 (unfortunately), or whatever their minimum age is. Am I mistaken, and I have a young face, or is it a recent standard for them now?

On a side note, in regards to a post I saw a while back about assets, I've got to know: am I destined to stick with be or is there a secret the or better somewhere out there? Within MD, at least.

[QUOTE=Seaman45;2703704]Started visiting mp's a couple months back. Things were good; paid house fee and tip, and it was smooth sailing. Then out of the blue, I was at TK when the girl came in and asked for my age and I'd for verification.

Me being the private person I am, I basically refused, and they had me leave. Bummed me out, so I went to Cherry. Same thing. Same with the one next door. I ended up throwing caution to the wind, and going to GM way down south. It was the first one I ever visited, and although I was looking for a change of face (and shape), I thought what the hell, might as well. The girl there carded me too.

Now, I know good and well I look older than 21 (unfortunately), or whatever their minimum age is. Am I mistaken, and I have a young face, or is it a recent standard for them now?

On a side note, in regards to a post I saw a while back about assets, I've got to know: am I destined to stick with be or is there a secret the or better somewhere out there? Within MD, at least.[/QUOTE]Think about it this way. Legally, anyone who sells alcohol is required to card everyone, not just those who look too young. Where is there a standard written which spells out what it means to look too young. So if the proprietors of a beer and wine store hear that the ABC folks are testing sellers, they are going to card everyone. Must be something like this going on at the AMPs.

Just make your life and the lives of the AMP workers easier and show them your I'd. Now if they try to Xerox your I'd or copy the information down on a log or something, then I would refuse. If not, why not? They are just trying to make hobbying so onerous that people won't do it. Then the spas will close.

Just my opinion.

LexLuther.

Visited Oriental Wellness last week. It is toward the back of the office park development and although it is unit 310 it is actually on the ground level. Escape was the emotion when mamasan answered the door, but within a few steps inside, Penny emerged and a feeling of relief replaced that of escape. Penny is close in appearance to the partial picture on the web site. She is tall, probably 5'9", attractive, about a see cup, long brunette, about 30 something, and speaks perfect English. Penny wore a swimsuit style body suit but not particularly revealing. With a table shower available, went for the hour. A couple gropes of the sees and tush was greeted with laughs, squeals and a lip kiss. Encouraged, wrapped in the bath towel, went to the table shower. She sanitized the table and a face down table bath ensued with a thorough wash of all parts, a flip with continued washing of every part with special attention to the most sensitive parts. Table shower finished, it was back to the room, a clean towel on the massage table and a back massage with the amount of firmness requested. The top of the bodysuit came off but the bottom piece remained on for the entire session. She did a brief nuru. Roaming was permitted except below. On the flip, every part was thoroughly massaged and after a few minutes of stimulation, she ask what was desired and offered a complete menu ranging from. 6 for he to 1. 0 for BJ and 1. 3 for FS. Combined with the house fee, these rates are high. Attempted negotiation was completely refused with encouragement to come back again, but no rate break. Although the basic service and the MPA selection was nice the rate was out of line with the alternatives. Will not return.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2703965]Think about it this way. Legally, anyone who sells alcohol is required to card everyone, not just those who look too young. Where is there a standard written which spells out what it means to look too young. So if the proprietors of a beer and wine store hear that the ABC folks are testing sellers, they are going to card everyone. Must be something like this going on at the AMPs.

Just make your life and the lives of the AMP workers easier and show them your I'd. Now if they try to Xerox your I'd or copy the information down on a log or something, then I would refuse. If not, why not? They are just trying to make hobbying so onerous that people won't do it. Then the spas will close.

Just my opinion.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]I'll take that into consideration.

Another question: anyone have any luck with AAMPs? Any pros or cons to regular AMPs?

[QUOTE=SeaMan45;2707025]I'll take that into consideration.

Another question: anyone have any luck with AAMPs? Any pros or cons to regular AMPs?[/QUOTE]Ok. Let's have some definitions first. Don't want to start any wars.

To me, AAMP means Apartment Asian Massage Parlor or Asian Apartment Massage Parlor. And in my experience, most AAMPs are in reality Chinese. So we could just as easily call them CAMPs or Chinese Asian Massage Parlors. Of course this last acronym does contain some redundancy.

Now to my answer to your question. I'm going to speak in generalities here. So my apologies to those who may experience some acita (or agita) on that account. In general, Koreans tend to be clean freaks. Chinese not so much. So that is or could be a con. And perhaps because of this, it is often possible to convince the Chinese providers to be more liberal, especially if one can dig deeper into his pockets for that extra $100 or so. So I'm talking about convincing the Chinese providers, say, to provide a BBBJ or even BBFS.

I could go on. But I'm hoping that by now you have begun to get the picture.

Thanks.

LexLuther.

[QUOTE=SeaMan45;2703704]Started visiting mp's a couple months back. Things were good; paid house fee and tip, and it was smooth sailing. Then out of the blue, I was at TK when the girl came in and asked for my age and I'd for verification.

Me being the private person I am, I basically refused, and they had me leave. Bummed me out, so I went to Cherry. Same thing. Same with the one next door. I ended up throwing caution to the wind, and going to GM way down south. It was the first one I ever visited, and although I was looking for a change of face (and shape), I thought what the hell, might as well. The girl there carded me too.

Now, I know good and well I look older than 21 (unfortunately), or whatever their minimum age is. Am I mistaken, and I have a young face, or is it a recent standard for them now?

On a side note, in regards to a post I saw a while back about assets, I've got to know: am I destined to stick with be or is there a secret the or better somewhere out there? Within MD, at least.[/QUOTE]Buddy, if you're that young, go and get some poontang without paying for it. It's all over the place. Girls want to get screwed too. Just get a little bit of "game" to you and you're in.

Signed,

An old guy who can pull some old babes, and could pull some young babes a long time ago.

I visited Cherry recently and drew Sofia. I asked if she was Italian, but she didn't get the joke. Sofia is long and lanky with large bolt-ons. While she was older than the ladies I had found in my two previous visits, probably 40+, she seems to enjoy her work, has some skills, and aims to please. I would repeat.

[QUOTE=Krakatoa;2708472]I visited Cherry recently and drew Sofia. I asked if she was Italian, but she didn't get the joke. Sofia is long and lanky with large bolt-ons. While she was older than the ladies I had found in my two previous visits, probably 40+, she seems to enjoy her work, has some skills, and aims to please. I would repeat.[/QUOTE]A couple of footnotes about my session. First, it was interesting entertaining a working gal with Christmas music playing. Then on the way out, she handed me a wrapped present. Seeing the dumb expression on my face, she explained it was socks. I had to decline due to SO hazard, but I thought it was a sweet gesture.

Let that be a reminder to us all that gifts are a nice way to signal our appreciation for the ladies, especially this time of year.