Massage Parlor Reports

I have been trying to stay away from AMP's and find a better option. Last week I was in North Aurora and I decided to stop in at the place on 56 in the strip mall. It was later in the afternoon and I think that I woke up the 3 girls that were taking their afternoon nap. I ended up with Joanne / Joanna as my MT. She was friendly and spoke decent enough English. Her HJ could be best described as "AWFUL. " She wasn't using enough oil and she was basically peeling layers of skin off. When I told her that she needed more oil, I got the baby seal in an Alaskan oil spill treatment. She did have a very nice rack though, natural C cups with big nips. Nothing special at this place. If I were to go back I would save myself and her a lot of time and effort, I would just have her lay on the table and I would SS all over those big boobs. SaintChuck.

Yes I agree. Last time I was there the lady's finger nails were so sharp I thought she was going to pierce the sac.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4070088]I have been trying to stay away from AMP's and find a better option. Last week I was in North Aurora and I decided to stop in at the place on 56 in the strip mall. It was later in the afternoon and I think that I woke up the 3 girls that were taking their afternoon nap. I ended up with Joanne / Joanna as my MT. She was friendly and spoke decent enough English. Her HJ could be best described as "AWFUL. " She wasn't using enough oil and she was basically peeling layers of skin off. When I told her that she needed more oil, I got the baby seal in an Alaskan oil spill treatment. She did have a very nice rack though, natural C cups with big nips. Nothing special at this place. If I were to go back I would save myself and her a lot of time and effort, I would just have her lay on the table and I would SS all over those big boobs. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;4070364]Yes I agree. Last time I was there the lady's finger nails were so sharp I thought she was going to pierce the sac.[/QUOTE]Damn that sounds brutal!

So, question to the vets on here.

Went to this place Harmony in Lombard, two women always there, one decently looking younger woman and another not so good looking.

Been there multiple times, but they've never "offered" and declined when I've given hints. What's the deal? Anyone been there and have had some experience with it?

The map says it's a go but not sure. Visits came in Sep and Oct.

I have not been here in a few years but it was always a no play zone and I don't think that has changed.

[QUOTE=DumbLaw;4071356]So, question to the vets on here.

Went to this place Harmony in Lombard, two women always there, one decently looking younger woman and another not so good looking.

Been there multiple times, but they've never "offered" and declined when I've given hints. What's the deal? Anyone been there and have had some experience with it?e
The map says it's a go but not sure. Visits came in Sep and Oct.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4070088]I have been trying to stay away from AMP's and find a better option. Last week I was in North Aurora and I decided to stop in at the place on 56 in the strip mall. It was later in the afternoon and I think that I woke up the 3 girls that were taking their afternoon nap. I ended up with Joanne / Joanna as my MT. She was friendly and spoke decent enough English. Her HJ could be best described as "AWFUL. " She wasn't using enough oil and she was basically peeling layers of skin off. When I told her that she needed more oil, I got the baby seal in an Alaskan oil spill treatment. She did have a very nice rack though, natural C cups with big nips. Nothing special at this place. If I were to go back I would save myself and her a lot of time and effort, I would just have her lay on the table and I would SS all over those big boobs. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I have always liked the place. Gracie or Anne were the best, but they may be gone.

I am a little late on this report. I thought I had posted this but I guess that I didn't. Maybe 2 weeks ago I was in the area of Rose Spa and I got the urge that I really wanted to go play with Angela's HUGE tits. I walked in and there were 2 women that I had never seen before. I asked for Angela and I was told that she went back to China for vacation. I decided to take a session anyway and I ended up with Anna / Hannah, I asked her a few times and I couldn't tell what name she was trying to say. This woman is probably early to mid 40's with long kind of frizzy black hair. You can't miss her because she is so damn thin. She isn't just Chinese thin, she is kind of sickly looking thin. Anyway, the session was a bit strange. I got her top off and she had absolutely no tits, just a complete bag of bones. At one point I was rubbing her legs and I started to take her pants off. I was taking her pants off slowly, figuring that any second I was going to get the "NO. " She never said anything and I slowly pulled down her pants and panties, at which time I realized that she had a pantyliner in her panties and it was FULL of blood. I damn near puked. I looked up at her and asked her if she was on her period, she smiled and shook her head yes. I quickly pulled her pants back up. I got my HJ and left. I might go back again when it is not her time of the month. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=DumbLaw;4071356]So, question to the vets on here.

Went to this place Harmony in Lombard, two women always there, one decently looking younger woman and another not so good looking.

Been there multiple times, but they've never "offered" and declined when I've given hints. What's the deal? Anyone been there and have had some experience with it?

The map says it's a go but not sure. Visits came in Sep and Oct.[/QUOTE]Been there several times and going back years and as DM says it's a "no play zone" . More than a few reports on here about that place. Always check out past reports before going to a place for the first time.

And, stay out of Lane's down the street. All old grannies and fuglies plus a terrible odor in that place. Flower shop down the street is a little better bet, just don't get Queen Bella LOL.

One more thing, your report should be in the Lombard thread.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4081297]I am a little late on this report. I thought I had posted this but I guess that I didn't. Maybe 2 weeks ago I was in the area of Rose Spa and I got the urge that I really wanted to go play with Angela's HUGE tits. I walked in and there were 2 women that I had never seen before. I asked for Angela and I was told that she went back to China for vacation. I decided to take a session anyway and I ended up with Anna / Hannah, I asked her a few times and I couldn't tell what name she was trying to say. This woman is probably early to mid 40's with long kind of frizzy black hair. You can't miss her because she is so damn thin. She isn't just Chinese thin, she is kind of sickly looking thin. Anyway, the session was a bit strange. I got her top off and she had absolutely no tits, just a complete bag of bones. At one point I was rubbing her legs and I started to take her pants off. I was taking her pants off slowly, figuring that any second I was going to get the "NO. " She never said anything and I slowly pulled down her pants and panties, at which time I realized that she had a pantyliner in her panties and it was FULL of blood. I damn near puked. I looked up at her and asked her if she was on her period, she smiled and shook her head yes. I quickly pulled her pants back up. I got my HJ and left. I might go back again when it is not her time of the month. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Which Rose Spa are you referring? The only 2 I know of are on Farnsworth and the one on Douglas.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4081297]I am a little late on this report. I thought I had posted this but I guess that I didn't. Maybe 2 weeks ago I was in the area of Rose Spa and I got the urge that I really wanted to go play with Angela's HUGE tits. I walked in and there were 2 women that I had never seen before. I asked for Angela and I was told that she went back to China for vacation. I decided to take a session anyway and I ended up with Anna / Hannah, I asked her a few times and I couldn't tell what name she was trying to say. This woman is probably early to mid 40's with long kind of frizzy black hair. You can't miss her because she is so damn thin. She isn't just Chinese thin, she is kind of sickly looking thin. Anyway, the session was a bit strange. I got her top off and she had absolutely no tits, just a complete bag of bones. At one point I was rubbing her legs and I started to take her pants off. I was taking her pants off slowly, figuring that any second I was going to get the "NO. " She never said anything and I slowly pulled down her pants and panties, at which time I realized that she had a pantyliner in her panties and it was FULL of blood. I damn near puked. I looked up at her and asked her if she was on her period, she smiled and shook her head yes. I quickly pulled her pants back up. I got my HJ and left. I might go back again when it is not her time of the month. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Chuck seems like you get all the winners!129313;129297;.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4081297]I am a little late on this report. I thought I had posted this but I guess that I didn't. Maybe 2 weeks ago I was in the area of Rose Spa and I got the urge that I really wanted to go play with Angela's HUGE tits. I walked in and there were 2 women that I had never seen before. I asked for Angela and I was told that she went back to China for vacation. I decided to take a session anyway and I ended up with Anna / Hannah, I asked her a few times and I couldn't tell what name she was trying to say. This woman is probably early to mid 40's with long kind of frizzy black hair. You can't miss her because she is so damn thin. She isn't just Chinese thin, she is kind of sickly looking thin. Anyway, the session was a bit strange. I got her top off and she had absolutely no tits, just a complete bag of bones. At one point I was rubbing her legs and I started to take her pants off. I was taking her pants off slowly, figuring that any second I was going to get the "NO. " She never said anything and I slowly pulled down her pants and panties, at which time I realized that she had a pantyliner in her panties and it was FULL of blood. I damn near puked. I looked up at her and asked her if she was on her period, she smiled and shook her head yes. I quickly pulled her pants back up. I got my HJ and left. I might go back again when it is not her time of the month. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]How's her face?

Geezus, possibly the weirdest grossest story I've ever heard.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4081297]I am a little late on this report. I thought I had posted this but I guess that I didn't. Maybe 2 weeks ago I was in the area of Rose Spa and I got the urge that I really wanted to go play with Angela's HUGE tits. I walked in and there were 2 women that I had never seen before. I asked for Angela and I was told that she went back to China for vacation. I decided to take a session anyway and I ended up with Anna / Hannah, I asked her a few times and I couldn't tell what name she was trying to say. This woman is probably early to mid 40's with long kind of frizzy black hair. You can't miss her because she is so damn thin. She isn't just Chinese thin, she is kind of sickly looking thin. Anyway, the session was a bit strange. I got her top off and she had absolutely no tits, just a complete bag of bones. At one point I was rubbing her legs and I started to take her pants off. I was taking her pants off slowly, figuring that any second I was going to get the "NO. " She never said anything and I slowly pulled down her pants and panties, at which time I realized that she had a pantyliner in her panties and it was FULL of blood. I damn near puked. I looked up at her and asked her if she was on her period, she smiled and shook her head yes. I quickly pulled her pants back up. I got my HJ and left. I might go back again when it is not her time of the month. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;4081297]I am a little late on this report. I thought I had posted this but I guess that I didn't. Maybe 2 weeks ago I was in the area of Rose Spa and I got the urge that I really wanted to go play with Angela's HUGE tits. I walked in and there were 2 women that I had never seen before. I asked for Angela and I was told that she went back to China for vacation. I decided to take a session anyway and I ended up with Anna / Hannah, I asked her a few times and I couldn't tell what name she was trying to say. This woman is probably early to mid 40's with long kind of frizzy black hair. You can't miss her because she is so damn thin. She isn't just Chinese thin, she is kind of sickly looking thin. Anyway, the session was a bit strange. I got her top off and she had absolutely no tits, just a complete bag of bones. At one point I was rubbing her legs and I started to take her pants off. I was taking her pants off slowly, figuring that any second I was going to get the "NO. " She never said anything and I slowly pulled down her pants and panties, at which time I realized that she had a pantyliner in her panties and it was FULL of blood. I damn near puked. I looked up at her and asked her if she was on her period, she smiled and shook her head yes. I quickly pulled her pants back up. I got my HJ and left. I might go back again when it is not her time of the month. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]LMAO. I've had Anna twice and actually find her thinness attractive. To each their own I guess. Got two pops from her both times.

But that is bloody disgusting. I don't think I can return after your story. That's all I would think about for 60 minutes.

It had been a while since I've been here. Several years ago I was a regular until one time I was half way through a massage and the lady left to take a customer who had never been there before. Most of the time this one lady was the only one working and once in a while there were others. I went back and got a new lady. Everything was going fine until another customer came in and wanted a 4 hand. All of the sudden the other lady was at the door telling my lady to stop and help her with the 4 hand. My lady apologized up and down, it was not my ladies fault.Iit was the other ones fault but since the service was not finished no tip was given. This place has always been L1 with generous roaming but the service had always been average at best. When I had the first incident years ago, I ripped her a new one and never went back. I guess things have not change so this place is off my list until the other lady is gone for good.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;4096074]It had been a while since I've been here. Several years ago I was a regular until one time I was half way through a massage and the lady left to take a customer who had never been there before. Most of the time this one lady was the only one working and once in a while there were others. I went back and got a new lady. Everything was going fine until another customer came in and wanted a 4 hand. All of the sudden the other lady was at the door telling my lady to stop and help her with the 4 hand. My lady apologized up and down, it was not my ladies fault.Iit was the other ones fault but since the service was not finished no tip was given. This place has always been L1 with generous roaming but the service had always been average at best. When I had the first incident years ago, I ripped her a new one and never went back. I guess things have not change so this place is off my list until the other lady is gone for good.[/QUOTE]I always thought that place was a no fun zone! Now I'll have to try it and see for myself or I might go and TOFTT at 7 Star Day Spa on 111th and RT59 next to the laser tag place. Anyone have intel on that place?