Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Weissman 25;1401209]Visited A month ago at the place, the pps picked the phone and being the jerk that he is just dropped the phone. Called back and picked up the phone told I got money for the "house" went to see Jenny got Delia she told me both names are her. A bit of GFE and lousy massage paid 80 for FS, so lousy that I might not coming back there again. Any good suggestions or any advice If I need to stay off out of this place.[/QUOTE]what were you expecting? Why would you even go to the place after the pps hung up in your face?

Your bad.

Ok I know I might get some flak for not RTTF but its hard keeping up with the locations. Plus not seen many thai reviews.

Been wanting a hot thai chick for a good massage and rub and tug. I know Hwood has a few but anyone can recommend a specific place so I don't have to burn my wallet? Pms are cool.

[QUOTE=Idigs; 1401571]what were you expecting? Why would you even go to the place after the pps hung up in your face?

Your bad.[/QUOTE]I went there a five times already I use to meet the PPS in the Afternoon which was more nicer compared to that moustached jerk that usually hangs around in the morning.

Passed by Leisure Massage in Bev & Vir yesterday noticed some workers inside. Looks like their demolishing the place out, I hope I am wrong. Looks like the end for this joint.

[QUOTE=Weissman 25;1403151]Passed by Leisure Massage in Bev & Vir yesterday noticed some workers inside. Looks like their demolishing the place out, I hope I am wrong. Looks like the end for this joint.[/QUOTE]It is closed with the dreaded "for lease" sign placed a couple of weeks ago. I guess they've found a new tenant. Don't know if they had an LE problem or just wasn't doing business. Probably both. It was an awful location for an LMP. Funny though that they hung a sign saying "Thai Massage".

I'm new to all of this. I went to an AMP on York blvd, found them on an escort-ish website, and they replied to my emails. And they weren't very subtle in discussing possible service options.

This is the fourth massage parlor I've ever been to (all in the LA area, mostly around Pasadena). The first three times I went in wanting / expecting / asking for a HJ, but it never happened. This time it finally did, thank god.

It was late on a Sunday night, near 10pm. I took a bus near there, and walked the rest of the way. At first I couldn't find it, as the address was on York Blvd, but the main entrance is actually on a side street. I had to text them to find out where it was. When I went in, I was greeted by a nice looking but older asian lady. Her name was Susan, if I remembered correctly (not her real name. She's Chinese). She took $40 for a half an hour, took me to a room. Immediately I knew that it was going to be a good experience, given the bookshelf full of lotions, including KY jelly. And there was no towel in the room to cover me up with. Since I'm shy, I grabbed the only towel that was on the table, which meant I had to lie down directly on the table. Oh well.

I took sixty dollars, folded it in 3 parts, and put it on a night stand, under my pack of cigarettes so that it was visible.

Susan came back in. I thought she was just the mamasan, but I guess she does the real work too. But I didn't mind, she was attractive, great body, cute face, the only possible flaw is that she was about 40. She saw the cash / cigarettes right away, and ask if she could move it to where my other stuff was.

She started on the back. It was a terrible massage. I wanted a real massage because I've been having back pain, but that did not happen. She basically just rubbed location on my shoulders. Eventually she started moving down and started touching my butt. She then took the towel off and started massaging my butt. And then the flip.

Since she had discarded the towel, I was completely naked. Immediately after I turned over, she said "I put lotion on here ok," meaning my cock. I obliged, and she poured lubr-derm all over my cock and balls. Since I was hopped up on crank, it took me longer than usual to get hard and then to cum. Eventually I started feeling up her nice asian ass, and that made me hard.

She rubbed me slowly for a bit after I came, and then started cleaning me up with a towel, which felt great. I was hard as hell and wanted to get jerked off again, but I was too bloody shy to ask.

Gave her the 60 that I put under the cigarettes. Probably too much. Probably should have asked for BJ or FS, as that's what I wanted. But alas, too shy.

If you have any tips or suggestions, let me know. Now that I've jumped the HJ hurdle, I'd like to try to get an AMP girl to suck me bareback. Where and how can I do that?

[QUOTE=CjSixInch; 1403987]I'm new to all of this. I went to an AMP on York blvd, found them on an escort-ish website, and they replied to my emails.
This is the fourth massage parlor I've ever been to (all in the LA area, mostly around Pasadena). The first three times I went in wanting / expecting / asking for a HJ, but it never happened. This time it finally did, thank god.

Since I was hopped up on crank, it took me longer than usual to get hard and then to cum. Eventually I started feeling up her nice asian ass, and that made me hard.

She rubbed me slowly for a bit after I came, and then started cleaning me up with a towel, which felt great. I was hard as hell and wanted to get jerked off again, but I was too bloody shy to ask.

Gave her the 60 that I put under the cigarettes. Probably too much. Probably should have asked for BJ or FS, as that's what I wanted. But alas, too shy.

If you have any tips or suggestions, let me know. Now that I've jumped the HJ hurdle, I'd like to try to get an AMP girl to suck me bareback. Where and how can I do that?[/QUOTE]Read the whole post below- something is odd to me, whether the blatant solicitousness or the inconsistencies in fact and in tone (hopped up on crank / too shy to ask; long time to get hard / wanted to go again right after orgasm). Its use of cliches are a little off as well. I am trying to put it all together and imagine this author, but I don't see a newbie or a cop, I see a woman playing a game here. Am I crazy?

[QUOTE=Vulva Nut;1406695]Read the whole post below- something is odd to me, whether the blatant solicitousness or the inconsistencies in fact and in tone (hopped up on crank / too shy to ask; long time to get hard / wanted to go again right after orgasm). Its use of cliches are a little off as well. I am trying to put it all together and imagine this author, but I don't see a newbie or a cop, I see a woman playing a game here. Am I crazy?[/QUOTE]Sounds like bs to me. I've been to the AMP's on york. Majority of AMPs in eagle rock / highland park area first off close at 9. And answering by email? Also they won't discuss whats being offered. As the author suggests in his post. I've never heard of such an AMP thats open at 10 in the area and answers by email. There's usually a phone number in the ad.

If you're willing to take a bus to the shop. Why not look up one of those delivery services straight to your place and report back on that.

Takes a bus to an AMP! Sends texts for directions! Want's to get a handjob, but he's shy and covers himself up! Really expected and wanted a good massage! Just finished cumming, he's immediatly hard again, she's still got his dick in her hand and he's too shy to ask for seconds? Thinks less than $60 is proper for a HJ, and expects a BJ or FS for $60, but is again too shy to even ask for it! Asks for tips and suggestions! (There is not nearly enough time to give him all the suggestions he needs). And (hopefully after reading the forum) has the balls to ask where he can get a BBBJ at his local AMP!
I think he was still "hopped up on crank" when he wrote this garbage. Bud, get off that shit.

[QUOTE=CjSixInch; 1403987]I'm new to all of this. I went to an AMP on York blvd, found them on an escort-ish website, and they replied to my emails. And they weren't very subtle in discussing possible service options.

This is the fourth massage parlor I've ever been to (all in the LA area, mostly around Pasadena). The first three times I went in wanting / expecting / asking for a HJ, but it never happened. This time it finally did, thank god.

It was late on a Sunday night, near 10pm. I took a bus near there, and walked the rest of the way. At first I couldn't find it, as the address was on York Blvd, but the main entrance is actually on a side street. I had to text them to find out where it was. When I went in, I was greeted by a nice looking but older asian lady. Her name was Susan, if I remembered correctly (not her real name. She's Chinese). She took $40 for a half an hour, took me to a room. Immediately I knew that it was going to be a good experience, given the bookshelf full of lotions, including KY jelly. And there was no towel in the room to cover me up with. Since I'm shy, I grabbed the only towel that was on the table, which meant I had to lie down directly on the table. Oh well.

I took sixty dollars, folded it in 3 parts, and put it on a night stand, under my pack of cigarettes so that it was visible.

Susan came back in. I thought she was just the mamasan, but I guess she does the real work too. But I didn't mind, she was attractive, great body, cute face, the only possible flaw is that she was about 40. She saw the cash / cigarettes right away, and ask if she could move it to where my other stuff was.

She started on the back. It was a terrible massage. I wanted a real massage because I've been having back pain, but that did not happen. She basically just rubbed location on my shoulders. Eventually she started moving down and started touching my butt. She then took the towel off and started massaging my butt. And then the flip.

Since she had discarded the towel, I was completely naked. Immediately after I turned over, she said "I put lotion on here ok," meaning my cock. I obliged, and she poured lubr-derm all over my cock and balls. Since I was hopped up on crank, it took me longer than usual to get hard and then to cum. Eventually I started feeling up her nice asian ass, and that made me hard.

She rubbed me slowly for a bit after I came, and then started cleaning me up with a towel, which felt great. I was hard as hell and wanted to get jerked off again, but I was too bloody shy to ask.

Gave her the 60 that I put under the cigarettes. Probably too much. Probably should have asked for BJ or FS, as that's what I wanted. But alas, too shy.

If you have any tips or suggestions, let me know. Now that I've jumped the HJ hurdle, I'd like to try to get an AMP girl to suck me bareback. Where and how can I do that?[/QUOTE]

Basically I was saying it doesn't add up- not that the writer is out of it, but I really got the "pretender" vibe. For some reason I imagined a woman trying to impersonate a newbie, either just just playing around here, or possibly a crusader. Even the handle seems like a strange choice in this light.
But for what purpose?

[QUOTE=Kajispam;1408024]If you're willing to take a bus to the shop. Why not look up one of those delivery services straight to your place and report back on that.[/QUOTE]He can't do that. His mommy does not allow female visitors in the basement.

Been to this place on Western 3 times now in the past month. They advertise on BP. Each time I have had a different provider:

L*s*. Was my first at this place. OK looks but of the 3 she was the least good looking but gave the best massage. Basic HJ with roaming allowed (ass only).45. 60 (wanted 80)

V*see*why. Was next. Better looking but lesser massage skills. Very skilled HJ with lots of teasing with roaming allowed (under shirt over bra).45. 60.

J*s*I*a. Is young and very pretty. A solid 9 in my book. Poor massage skills though which is a bit of a bummer. HJ was very nice though with lots of teasing with ass only roaming allowed. 45. 60.

The layout of the place is curtains for doors and the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling so you will inevitably hear the goings on in the next room and they will hear yours.

V & J are both Thai. Not sure about L but probably Thai as well.

[QUOTE=Vulva Nut;1406695]Read the whole post below- something is odd to me, whether the blatant solicitousness or the inconsistencies in fact and in tone (hopped up on crank / too shy to ask; long time to get hard / wanted to go again right after orgasm). Its use of cliches are a little off as well. I am trying to put it all together and imagine this author, but I don't see a newbie or a cop, I see a woman playing a game here. Am I crazy?[/QUOTE]Nope I am a real guy. Just descriptive

Yes I am a real guy, and my previous post was completely true.

I went back to that same AMP in Highland Park. This time, I'm not going to give why'all a fear-and-loathing-esque story, as this place has now become my sole go-to, and I don't want to attract attention to it. No more browsing BP for me.

But I'll tell you info / recommendation if you're not a pig (cop) and you PM me.