Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Stiffytwo;1227480]I would like to see a bar like Inner Room in Cocoa Beach. The dances are $10. There is no VIP room but there are some dark corners. The dances are not like the Pony but there is a lot of hand action and at times a lot more. The place is busy almost all the time. I think the $10 dances make the girls work harder. The tips for extras are not that high. I think a bar like this ($10 dances) would go over big here. Stay safe stiffytwo[/QUOTE]I love the Inner Room. But the greed factor is too high here in Jax. The owners look at Atl and South Beach and want the big bucks. Take out is the answer. I don't mind giving the girls a buck, but there's no way I'll give it to the owners that don't do anything or take any risk.

Ok, how many of us would rather be owner (part or full) of a strip club and how would you run the place?

Just curious as I have someone that I work with at my real job that almost bought out JR's (now Sinsations) back in the late 90's but his backing for the purchase found out it was a strip club from the real estate agent and backed out.

[QUOTE=Alex9990; 1227648]Ok, how many of us would rather be owner (part or full) of a strip club and how would you run the place?

Just curious as I have someone that I work with at my real job that almost bought out JR's (now Sinsations) back in the late 90's but his backing for the purchase found out it was a strip club from the real estate agent and backed out.[/QUOTE]I would get sued fir trying to nail everything in site LOL.

[QUOTE=Alex9990; 1227648]Ok, how many of us would rather be owner (part or full) of a strip club and how would you run the place?

Just curious as I have someone that I work with at my real job that almost bought out JR's (now Sinsations) back in the late 90's but his backing for the purchase found out it was a strip club from the real estate agent and backed out.[/QUOTE]I would not want the aggravation. From dealing with a bunch of flakes for "employees" to the constant hassles from government and leo, it would not be worth it.

[QUOTE=Originalwook;1227924]I would not want the aggravation. From dealing with a bunch of flakes for "employees" to the constant hassles from government and leo, it would not be worth it.[/QUOTE]AMEN! Just let me know what medication your doctor puts you on to calm your nerves, if you buy a strip club. I want to buy some stock in the mgf. Of the medication.

Hello all,

I'm new to the board. I'm comming down to Jacksonville. What are the best clubs to hit and where your money can go a long way?

[QUOTE=Humdrum;1227894]I would get sued fir trying to nail everything in site LOL.[/QUOTE]You sure you want to nail everything in sight? Some of the chicks I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

[QUOTE=Originalwook;1227924]I would not want the aggravation. From dealing with a bunch of flakes for "employees" to the constant hassles from government and leo, it would not be worth it.[/QUOTE]That's what comes to mind. Back then the hassle wasn't as bad as it is now. More power to the people that can stand the heat.

[QUOTE=Jax Fun;1227972]AMEN! Just let me know what medication your doctor puts you on to calm your nerves, if you buy a strip club. I want to buy some stock in the mgf. Of the medication.[/QUOTE]Remember that there is always medication in the strip clubs already. It's called alcohol. But if you want other stuff (Prozac, Valium, Xanax) to relieve the stress I bet that the folks working in the club can supply that too.

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The Inner Room has been in business for a long time, it seems to be busy most of the time and I am sure the owner is making a good buck. I'm sure if he thought he could make more money by raising the dance fee he would do that. I think the low fee brings in the crowd he makes his money off the drinks and the fees that the girls pay to dance there. There are always a lot of dancers working so they must make good money also. It appears to me that that is the busiest club and Cocoa Beach and I think the owners of the club's and Jacksonville could learn something. It seems like the clubs here are dying, when you go in the girls complained about no customers.

This is just my two cents stay safe stay out of trouble have fun stifflytwo

I've been going to the titty bars in Cocoa for a long time. And while the Inner room is as good as it gets now, there was a time, in the 90's when the Inner room was only ranked #4 on my list of favorites down there. There was one, whose name eludes me now that was about 2 miles north on a1a that was mindboggling for the sheer numbers and beauty of their dancers. And dances were $5 at that time. There was another smaller bar further south on a1a closed to the base that was a great " touchy" bar.

And there is still one on 520 in Cocoa itself that is pretty good, and still a lot of " good feelings ".

Makes me feel like spending a few days down there again.

[QUOTE=Alex9990; 1227648]Ok, how many of us would rather be owner (part or full) of a strip club and how would you run the place?

For what its worth, I think that some of the clubs in JAX suffer from some serious cutomer service issues. I used to live in the ATL and the clubs up there had a friendly atmosphere; the bouncers were cool the girls were nice and the DJ's were entertaining. A few years ago I went to the S. Fox in Jax and left ten minutes later. Everyone there acted as if they were pissed that I showed up. I think most of the clubs have forgotten that a sustainable capital flow is made from repeat customers, not drug dealers who blow a knot in betweeen jail sentences.

[QUOTE=Big Nasty69; 1228134]Hello, all,

I'm new to the board. I'm comming down to Jacksonville. What are the best clubs to hit and where your money can go a long way?[/QUOTE]I hear your house is a good place to go for action. Try there.

[QUOTE=Ron In Fla; 1228259]I've been going to the titty bars in Cocoa for a long time. And while the Inner room is as good as it gets now, there was a time, in the 90's when the Inner room was only ranked #4 on my list of favorites down there. There was one, whose name eludes me now that was about 2 miles north on a1a that was mindboggling for the sheer numbers and beauty of their dancers. And dances were $5 at that time. There was another smaller bar further south on a1a closed to the base that was a great " touchy" bar.

And there is still one on 520 in Cocoa itself that is pretty good, and still a lot of " good feelings ".

Makes me feel like spending a few days down there again.[/QUOTE]Just to clarify, it's not just the Inner Room, but the entire area in Cocoa and Melbourne that only charges around $10 per dance.

Since a couple of you were talking about a club I cannot visit within 20 minutes, I took the liberty of gathering INFO from a site that reviews strip clubs. I cut and paced INFO from seven posts for the month of June to give everyone an idea of the club.

Still ok value for money at $10 a dance but played out. Very packed club at night. Drinks were cheap; servers were not pushy but pleasant. Crowd was very diverse, as were dancers. Best in Florida for price / dances / selection. So many people there it was hard to get the attention of one for very long. Apparently, this place is better, less crowded, during the day. I lived in the area I might visit once a month just because of the value but nothing great, maybe nights are better with regard to quality. No cover, reasonable drink prices, nice neighborhood vibe in the afternoon, club gets more urban at night. Lots of retirees and working class guys in the pm. Club is exactly as described in previous reviews with a seedy, touch evoking a unique kind of charm. Drinks were dirt cheap from the friendly bartenders and they still had the free shot deal going on. This club in particular seems to attract a lot of Asian dancers for some reason. Most are OK, but there are some you really want to steer clear of, namely the aforementioned Crystal and Vera. This is central Florida's best club hands down in spite of all its few shortcomings. Club is smallish and smokey.

Oh, one more thing, most dancers were good about small talk and waiting for the beginning of songs to start their dancing. No rip off out of six dancers I sampled.

- Girls range about 6 rating average and most did leave by 11 pm. (this was repeated in several posts)

- As always, find drunk girls for best dances. Stay away from drama queens (they are easy to spot).

- Most dancers are 5-7 in looks on Saturday.

- 1/3 of dancers are black or Asian (Philipina)

- I say thing the Philipina girls probably give the most mileage in the corner opposite the DJ booth but they just are not attractive enough to even spend the $10 on.

- Black with nice ass. Fake tits with stretch marks and an ok face. First she was ok and got better with a few drinks and mentioned take out but if she offered it to me she's done god knows how many dudes in there so I'd rather pass.

- *. She has the smoothest, softest skin. Dances are good, but not awesome. I like her because she loves to play with your nipples and I like that.

- *. She is a stunning blonde and her dances are getting a bit wilder than in the past. She has the best breast and nipples, but doesn't like them sucked on so much.

- Dances from * a brunett with large natural rack was okay with lots of touching but not the hot and aggressive grind I was expecting so would rate her a 6 in dance quality and hotness.

- stocky built black dancer was aggressive so I went for a couple dances with her. Lousy laps, uninspired flicking tongue in my ear, nice under shirt nipple play but overall just a turnoff.

- Great time with * (blonde spinner). She is 100% real girl next door.

Had several dances from, late 20's. Early 30's hardbody. A cups, tall, toned. Took me to the corner and requested that I pull Mr. Happy to an accessible location, whereupon HJ and BBBJ followed. OTC offered and contact info. Highly recommend