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[QUOTE=Xray00]I had a great time with FF, HoW, Scott and Johnny. I would have really enjoyed meeting Tony and Ilap. Hopefully I can make it next time. It was my pleasure to be able to substantially increase the beauty of the event by brining Catelyne. It was an honor and priveledge to be her date for the evening. I agree that we should try to get some of her friends at the next meeting.
Thanks again everyone.[/QUOTE]Did you all notice Johnny's new glasses?
Misty? Did you?
So yesterday about noon I found myself on Pendleton Pike thirsty for beer and decided to stop in at HH. I've never had a lot of success there, but after so many reports from this forum, I thought I'd take a chance. I was really impressed with the fact that they had 4 dancers by 12:30, two of them quite attractive and each of them danced with only one customer there. (I'm used to Babes West where they don't dance unless there's at least 3 customers.) Well I got to meet the famous Danielle (and Justice) and suffice to say it was one of the better times I've had in the back room. In the end, she gave me her number without me asking for it. She said she's in Greenwood and that I might call her sometime to get together. PM me if anyone's had takeout on her.
I’m finally going to reward Hotforty with his beer tomorrow at BBF for recommending Nancy. We’ll be there about 11AM for lunch. Anyone (Mongers and Providers) is welcome to join us. There's a free admission pass on their website that you can print off and specials on 23oz of Bud and Bud Light.
The first round is on me.
[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]Ahem, dear sir. Although I applaud your fortune in that story, the idea was to list the Dumbest things you've done, not the Smartest. Got it? No need to brag here, we already worship you.[/QUOTE]
Sorry friend, I was wrong, but after 35 years of doing really stupid stuff with and for polekatz, it was much easier to remember the one good turn out of the thousands of others. I will have to do some serious memory bank straining to find one that stands out. If you had not deserted me last week in my time of weakness, I probably wouldn' t, no definitely wouldn't have had either the fun or the pain and other associated adjectives that went with my misadventure that occurred last week, which at times has all the makings of the dumbest, if not at least the strangest, most eventful and most expensive of stripper stories I can quickly recall, the details we have yet to discuss in detail. If it means anything and I think it does, there are details I am so embarassed and disgusted with myself about, I am pretty sure I may not be able to be completely forthcoming with even my closest of companions in, well whatever it is we are companions in.
[QUOTE=Ilapp]....there are details I am so embarassed and disgusted with myself about, I am pretty sure I may not be able to be completely forthcoming with even my closest of companions in, well whatever it is we are companions in.[/QUOTE]
Then we have to hear this...
[QUOTE=Mr Popular]Then we have to hear this...[/QUOTE]Or read it, God forbid.
[QUOTE=Tryinagain2]Your ex didn't dance at BBF under the name "Megan", did she? Hot little spinner, brunette, huge bolt-ons? She was awesome in the VIP. She was married then, but not happily. Then later I heard she met a sugar daddy and remarried, so she was out of the biz. I was bummed at the time.
TA2[/QUOTE]
Nope. That's one of my ATF clubs though, partly because I've never had any drama from any of the girls there.
Special bonus was provided by XRay, who walked in with our friend Catelyne. My thanks to him for considerably increasing the beauty of our group (that's Catelyne of course, not you XRay). Great to see Catelyne again.
Didn't stay long but went home refreshed and charged up for my scheduled event today.
Next time, hope to meeet Lion, Chill Pill and others I've missed so far.
And some of Catelyne's friends would be great, too![/QUOTE]JZ,
Catelyne would not dance with me at a New Years Eve party because she was afraid she would dance like a stripper. Or maybe she was really embarrased by my dancing and used that as an excuse. Anyway, I propose we meet at a club on amateur night because I seriously want to to see Cate dance like a stripper and I know you do as well.
Xoxo
Elle
Love taking a long lunch at BBF, but don't think I can make it happen tomorrow.
Well we'll see how the day is going.
[QUOTE=Ms Elle]Catelyne would not dance with me at a New Years Eve party because she was afraid she would dance like a stripper. Or maybe she was really embarrased by my dancing and used that as an excuse. Anyway, I propose we meet at a club on amateur night because I seriously want to to see Cate dance like a stripper and I know you do as well.
Xoxo
Elle[/QUOTE]
That must really be something to anticipate, if it brought Elle up to posting for the first time. Hi Elle, welcome to the madhouse!
I'm all for this idea, this could be enough to get me to stay up late on a school night. Catelyne seemed to be having fun while I was there Tuesday.
Or maybe we can get her to come with us to a different club. No wait, she wouldn't do that with me, either.
Hope to see both of you soon.
Frey Guy, all can I say is, "TIA!" I am already thirsty. I am looking forward to it...sounds like I need to bring some company....
[QUOTE=Frey Guy]I’m finally going to reward Hotforty with his beer tomorrow at BBF for recommending Nancy. We’ll be there about 11AM for lunch. Anyone (Mongers and Providers) is welcome to join us. There's a free admission pass on their website that you can print off and specials on 23oz of Bud and Bud Light.
The first round is on me.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Johnny Z]That must really be something to anticipate, if it brought Elle up to posting for the first time. Hi Elle, welcome to the madhouse!
I'm all for this idea, this could be enough to get me to stay up late on a school night. Catelyne seemed to be having fun while I was there Tuesday.
Or maybe we can get her to come with us to a different club. No wait, she wouldn't do that with me, either.
Hope to see both of you soon.[/QUOTE]I know for a fact that Catelyne really wants to do the amateur night soon. She has been wanting to for a while. Many of her regulars have been asking to see this, myself included. I for one think she will win for sure. It is hard to imagine any other girl showing up that will be hotter than Catelyne with the moves she has. Hopefully we can get a large turnout to support her when she takes the plunge. I know I will make sure I am there.
[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]Or read it, God forbid.[/QUOTE]
I just decided no one will need to hear or read about this, it will be better for all of us, but hey Sexy JJ, if you want to talk about no expense spared, then this was the night you shouldn't have missed.
[QUOTE=Ilapp]If it means anything and I think it does, there are details I am so embarassed and disgusted with myself about, I am pretty sure I may not be able to be completely forthcoming with even my closest of companions in, well whatever it is we are companions in.[/QUOTE]
Fine, I told you about my little porn star incident and you hide your bad experiences from me! No more stories for you.
No one can top my stupidity. I met Crystal Carter, ex porn star online. I spent a lot of time with her before my divorce. She moved in with a gay prostitute who was just a “friend and roommate”. He was arrested for possession of crystal meth. She also was involved; it was her drug of choice. She called me pleading to bail him out. Claimed he had the cash to repay me. So I gave the bail bond company $12,000 on a credit card. Once he was out he gave the money to bail bond company. They told me they would reimburse me by check. Two and a half months later and several trips to the bond company they told me they couldn’t repay me because they needed the collateral until the trial.
My only saving grace was I never signed the bond papers for the credit card, she did. So I claimed fraud to the credit card company and my money was refunded. I soon found out she and the gay roommate were having regular sex, because she really liked his big dick (now I know why she didn’t like me). She later became HIV positive. Still advertises from time to time on backpage and craigslist in Ft. Lauderdale. Another good reason not to use those sites for mongering.
So my friend, I don’t think anyone can top this one, not even you!
FF
PS. Did I tell you about the freckled woman I was seeing who was "patched" to the leader of the outlaws? Oh well another story.
[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]Fine, I told you about my little porn star incident and you hide your bad experiences from me! No more stories for you.
No one can top my stupidity. I met Crystal Carter, ex porn star online. I spent a lot of time with her before my divorce. She moved in with a gay prostitute who was just a “friend and roommate”. He was arrested for possession of crystal meth. She also was involved; it was her drug of choice. She called me pleading to bail him out. Claimed he had the cash to repay me. So I gave the bail bond company $12,000 on a credit card. Once he was out he gave the money to bail bond company. They told me they would reimburse me by check. Two and a half months later and several trips to the bond company they told me they couldn’t repay me because they needed the collateral until the trial.
My only saving grace was I never signed the bond papers for the credit card, she did. So I claimed fraud to the credit card company and my money was refunded. I soon found out she and the gay roommate were having regular sex, because she really liked his big dick (now I know why she didn’t like me). She later became HIV positive. Still advertises from time to time on backpage and craigslist in Ft. Lauderdale. Another good reason not to use those sites for mongering.
So my friend, I don’t think anyone can top this one, not even you!
FF
PS. Did I tell you about the freckled woman I was seeing who was "patched" to the leader of the outlaws? Oh well another story.[/QUOTE]Now that's dumb, BUT, you got your money back, so not sure if it's as stupid as the others. And forget about Ilapp's story - we don't need another "stream of conscientiousness" monologue.