Massage Parlor Reports

Coustanis, There are many ways to find amps. Read city paper classified section, Sun paper sports section, Google the names , & the last but best Read The Forum. Many posts give locations or enough information for you to find the amp of your choice.

Got up this morning with a case of Yellow Fever that had to be itched. Not willing to try any of the newer Eastside AMPs I gave a call to my old stand-by JH. The voice on the other end of the phone was one I recognized as the same mamasan who has been there for years.
After reading the last few reports from our forum, I was concerned that something had gone down at JH, and the place had changed in many aspects, the least being being turned into just another R&T joint!
But Brother's rejoice!!! JH is still up and running smoothly. I got to spend an hr. with Sascha that will go down in my AMP " Wow I never had that done before " book. After supplying the house fee, I got out my clothes and was escorted to the shower room. I got on the table and was treated to the longest TS ever. After washing every nook & cranny repeatedly and then again, flipped and the boys were given the Royal Deluxe wash and blow dry. BBBJw/ HR at completion, and we still haven't left the shower room. Rinsed off and went upstairs for a few mins. of massage and my hr. was up. Here's the stats: House .70, Tip $, service 10, Looks 8-9, Shower 11, Massage 9. Overall definitely would repeat. 4 of 5 stars.
By the way, the marks on the front door have been there for at least a year or more. I remember seeing them last year on one of my visits.
As with all the stories written on this forum, all of the above never happened, and I wasn't there, as a matter of fact, I'm not even writing this!

GTR

[QUOTE=Big Black1234]G/O

I just came from green ocean, and they would not open the door, i rang and knock and no answer so i call. They don't answer, then they call back and that's when i said " im here for massage" and she say's "oh okay hold up" the phone hangs up and then a police car comes. So i act as if i was looking for directions and i walked over to the firehouse tavern. I'm not sure if it was a sting type of operation but it scared the shit out of me.
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I wouldn't think this would serve as a Sting, rather difficult to sting against Johns inside a MP I would think. Something would have to be seen, or at least testified too. Instead I'd think the sting would be an undercover going in, except this time when they went in they busted.

Just you know - helping out the fictional plot lines with my 2 cents.

Decided to try Escape Spa yesterday... The lady that answered the phone was Russian, I arrived and 3 beautiful American women came out, 2 blondes and a brunette. I chose Brittney, a blonde with "d" cups. They were very suspicious of LE, after they made sure i was ok we got down to business. Paid $ for massage and another $ for nude, kinda reminded me of TBC. She did a half hearted massage then asked me to flip, did a great h/j with lots of provocative talk, let my hands roam freely. She said next time she will expand the menu... So, it was a nice change from the amp's and not quite as expensive as TBC, I will definitly repeat. If you are looking for a good massage as I sometimes am, this is not your place.

I moved out of the area a few years back and come home from time to time. The hunting here rather sucks so by the time i do get home i have a good case of Yellow Fever, not that it ever really goes aways.

My last few trips i have frequented 21, i have found it to be hit and miss. My last trip a few months back was outstanding, the one before that not so and the one before that very nice and so on. I have been to Lilly's and to PT in B-more. I have read much on here on JH and MU. Escape just sounds to damn pricey for my tastes. I have read that there are new places in PV and RD and i have not been to either.

I am faced with the never ending delema of so many places and so little time, i like everyone else am trying to get the most BANG for my buck and buck sure could use a good yellow bang.

I welcome your suggestions where i might enjoy a Full Size Happy Meal or at least get the most bang for my buck. Please feel free to respond in public or private, myself and buck thank you!

Happy Hunting,

Jack

[QUOTE=Chrlie Brown]Anyone been to ML since the new MGT change?

Has it gotton any better? Before it was a pretty good place to go.[/QUOTE]
Either no one is going there, or no one is reporting because they don't want anyone else to go there. Well, I reported about a month ago about Ah-mi, and I saw her last Tuesday. (She complained that business was slow)

Ah-mi is still there, and I still highly recommend. Mamasan indicated that she will probably leave in 2 or 3 weeks, though, so don't tarry.

Stimpy

Go in peace and serve the board.

[QUOTE=Coustanis]I recently found this forum and I like it. My question is;

How do I find the locations of these AMPs? I read the names but no locations.
The Yellow pages don't have them listed.

Help me out guys, I want to try this. Have wanted to for a long time now.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

See the acronym RTFF under the Abbreviations link.

[QUOTE=Coustanis]I recently found this forum and I like it. My question is;

How do I find the locations of these AMPs? I read the names but no locations.
The Yellow pages don't have them listed.

Help me out guys, I want to try this. Have wanted to for a long time now.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Go find yourself a City Paper. RTFF, or failing that; google the names and the city. You will find it, trust me.

I have RTFF and cant find the location or name of 21? Can anybody help?

Made 2 trips to MU. Earlier trip tanked as I ended up with a plump american girl who performed a half hearted massage and constantly tried upsell on better packages. I did not bite and left with rushed, squandered session. She claims she worked for TBC and E. If she did, it was 50 pounds ago.

I made another trip to MU. Subsequent visits equals better sessions. I enjoyed a suprisingly good massage with cute Asian woman in her 30's. On flip, hands roamed and HE commenced. Set-up next session with Kelly, personally. She will only see repeat clients (minimum 4-5 visits).

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[QUOTE=Phillthedill]I have RTFF and cant find the location or name of 21? Can anybody help?[/QUOTE]Try Therapy 21 in the Jessup area, also on the Jessup location site.

[QUOTE=Snagglepuss99]Accu-Fitness Massage
4380 MacArthur Blvd. 2nd Flr
Washington, DC
(202)337-0151
Map Aloha Massage
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1829 M St NW 3rd Flr
Washington DC
(202)887-1179
Map Email[/QUOTE]Woa,

Ok, so I hope nobody asks about locations for massagi for a long, long time! My batsense tells me that the poster has a better known a.k.a., but I may be wrong. No worries, the info is there, so I guess the effort is appreciated.

Selah!

[QUOTE=Phillthedill]I have RTFF and cant find the location or name of 21? Can anybody help?[/QUOTE]

It's on Rt. 1 just about where 32 crosses it. Get off of 32 and head N. on Rt. 1. After you go through the light, you'll see a double decker shopping mall on your left. 21 is on the second floor in the rear. Just drive around back and look for the ubiquitous and telling neon "Open" sign and the door buzzer. You never just walk into an AMP, or if you do, you'll find yourself in a sort of "man trap." Except that if you want you can go back out. But in order to obtain entrance to the sanctum sanctorum, you will eventually need to press a door buzzer and be vetted by (normally) mamasan. If you pass muster, you'll be escorted to a "room" where you'll be asked how long you wish to stay (1/2 or full hour) and then be asked to fork over the appropriate house fee. Best advice is to take the hour and the shower that goes with it.

That way you will erase any possible doubts in the mind of your therapist about how clean you are. If you've never been there before (which obviously pertains in your case), it also gives your therapist a better chance to get to know you a bit. This is a good thing to have happen before you move back to the room. The shower should also be seen as an important adjunct to the therapy, which it is. Everyone feels better when they've been properly scrubbed.

As your therapist performs your pre-massage ablutions, she'll see how you feel about having your nether regions cleansed. The correct answer is "yes, please wash little Phillthedill." If you get the opportunity, you may want to grab a bit of ass during this part of your hour. This confirms in the mind of the masseuse (in case she had any doubts) that you are not the cops and that while you may be a devotee of massage, you also like the occasional bit of fun.

Once you get back to the massage table, you'll start face down while the therapist performs a (normally perfunctory) massage. After a bit of this, she'll signal you to turn over. This is normally the time when the fun begins, but not before sorting out any gratuity which you may wish to bestow upon your therapist. The amount, of course, depends upon which particular additional techniques you desire. I won't be very specific here, except to say that (any protestations of the masseuse notwithstanding), you should not spend more than an additional $100.00, no matter what services are offered. To do so just drives prices needlessly upwards for all of us.

So now you know everything you need to know. Go! Enjoy! And let us all know how it goes.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Snagglepuss99]
Map Rainbow Massage
8610 Baltimore Washington Blvd
Jessup, MD
(301)776-3834

Map Email[/QUOTE]Please don't ask where is 21 on this long list generously posted by Snaggle. It was known in its former incarnation as Rainbow Spa. Not sure if the phone # is the same, but the address is good.