I don't. I roll with the punches
Good to hear from you Trout, where you been?
I have to chuckle, so will you. I was reviewing your post 504 on this board where you claim to be a Doctor. I asked what kind, you didn't answer. I can't stop laughing.
I'll guess, you're a Proctologist?
BTW, you have competition, another member posted he's a doctor also.
May I suggest a nurse, free fucking.
Chad Secretary of Sex.
[QUOTE=Troutman;7202992]Does anyone remember several years ago there was a member that kept making up stories about getting laid in fortune teller stores? We all knew it was fiction, and we enjoyed them. What is it about Chad baby that brings out everyone's worse side? I just look at the posts as the daily funnies. Don't let such obvious fiction get under your skin![/QUOTE]
Breaking news from Sex Network News (SNN)
Gents,
The Secretary of Sex Chad.
I'll make brief statement and answer questions.
Given the recent change in our Executive Leadership at our capital, with 2 more terms totaling 8 years as executives, I'm ordering all members to visit and entertain themselves with Tall Europeans and Indians with big Tits.
Since 2008 we enjoyed ourselves with AA's and PR's, but it's time for a change.
Members: Clap Clap Clap Clap.
I'll take some questions:
Member1: Mr. Secretary, are you saying we should stop having sex with AA's and PR's?
Chad: no, I'm keeping AA's and PR's in my rotation. I'm receiving text message from one of my AA's.
Member2: Mr. Secretary, what's your most memorable moment with AA's?
Chad: All have been enjoyable, no bad moments.
Member3: Mr. Secretary, what's the first thing you plan on doing?
Chad: I'm heading to Norwalk tomorrow.
Member4: Mr. Secretary, did you have sex with Kristi?
Chad: Yes.
Member5: Mr. Secretary, Are the reports true, you have been asked to play the next JB 007?
Chad: Yes.
Follow up question: Did you accept the role as 007?
Chad: No. I'm here for all the members. I want all members to get laid and stop obsessing about me.
Member6: Mr. Secretary, do Asians play a role in the new administration?
Chad: Yes, keep in mind Europeans have variety. Blondes, Brunettes, Blue eyes, Brown eyes, etc.
That's all the time I have.