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He just wants me to teach the ladies how to do an awesome BJ without a cover. There's nothing better for a guy than the feeling of a ladies tongue and wet lips on his bare cock and I bet Yellow has an awesome cock! I know this from the way he interacts on the board. He's very charming, funny and intelligent so he must also have a yummy cock too! Xoxo.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2102504]He just wants me to teach the ladies how to do an awesome BJ without a cover. There's nothing better for a guy than the feeling of a ladies tongue and wet lips on his bare cock and I bet Yellow has an awesome cock! I know this from the way he interacts on the board. He's very charming, funny and intelligent so he must also have a yummy cock too! Xoxo.[/QUOTE]Intelligent, ok, but charming & funny, I don't see it. I don't see any other women on this site either, so it kinda looks like you're teaching him, but if that's what he wants, go for it.
I always wondered why they called it a BLOW JOB when we all know they suck on it.
I think we all know that there are ladies that give good head and there are those that don't. Truth, great covered head is much better than a half-assed BBBJ.
I recently met a SW and negotiated for a FS, went to a no-tell, we both got comfortable and things started happening. Some standing roaming and she got all weak kneed and exploded. I love the whole standing thing. Next thing I knew we were both on the bed and I was feeling tonsils. Holy shit. The girl has a gift! I almost stopped her to go for the the gold and thought, "What the hell!" Shit, what a BJ. Who gives a shit about fucking when you are being devoured that way?
It didn't matter to me that she got me off really fast. It didn't matter to me that we never got to the rest of the FS (I didn't ask for a refund, trust me, it was worth every Mario).
So, yeah, Deb, please teach the up-and-coming stars some new tricks. But also know, any lady that can give me a penis-head to DT BJ without using her hands, and I am like a puppy following a kid holding a bag of Milk Bones.
Just sayin'.
C3.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2102504]He just wants me to teach the ladies how to do an awesome BJ without a cover. There's nothing better for a guy than the feeling of a ladies tongue and wet lips on his bare cock and I bet Yellow has an awesome cock! I know this from the way he interacts on the board. He's very charming, funny and intelligent so he must also have a yummy cock too! Xoxo.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2102428]Say it ain't so, you're interested in how to give a good BJ, LOL?[/QUOTE]I don't know how you came up with that. I am curious to know if deb's porn star BJ was done with a condom. Do you have a reading disability?
[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2102859]Intelligent, ok, but charming & funny, I don't see it. I don't see any other women on this site either, so it kinda looks like you're teaching him, but if that's what he wants, go for it.[/QUOTE]At least I am not sucking off mike williams and swallowing his load!
[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2102178]Deb, Will your tips on giving a BJ like a porn star include the use of a condom?[/QUOTE]Calm down asshole, it's a joke, but you do seem like you want to know how to give a BJ.
[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2103000]At least I am not sucking off mike williams and swallowing his load![/QUOTE]Nobody here knows that, for all we know you are, and now you want to know how to do it better. You are the one asking for tips on giving a blow job. Speaking of tips, I hope you're happy with the tips you get from giving your blow jobs.
[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2102997]I don't know how you came up with that. I am curious to know if deb's porn star BJ was done with a condom. Do you have a reading disability?[/QUOTE]The only disability here is that you have trouble understanding a joke, I take back what I said about you possibly being intelligent, you're a complete mental midget. Are you still walking around with a helmet on, you know, the one you wore on the short school bus?
[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2103000]At least I am not sucking off mike williams and swallowing his load![/QUOTE]Oh yes Deb, he's real charming, still think so?
[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2102428]Say it ain't so, you're interested in how to give a good BJ, LOL?[/QUOTE]Ok this was somewhat funny, & should've stopped there.
[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2102859]Intelligent, ok, but charming & funny, I don't see it. I don't see any other women on this site either, so it kinda looks like you're teaching him, but if that's what he wants, go for it.[/QUOTE]This not so much, but you didn't or couldn't stop. YF had not responded to your first post, & it wasn't until the second post that he did respond.
IMO I would have found your second post on the issue in poor taste & offensive & would've shot back.
You are very well aware of the issue about condoms between Deb & YF & if you stick your nose in other peoples shit expect it to get rubbed in shit.
Don't like the retort then, don't be offensive.
I like both you gumbas & think both add a lot to the forums, I hate to think you'd want to go at each other over stupid pussy remarks.
Perhaps an apology would straighten things out, but I think you think you are too big & beyond an apology at this point, but I could be & hope I am wrong.
Just saying, least ya picked out the correct board & passing out YF's charm pills to those that want'em
[QUOTE=Skatar018;2103251]Ok this was somewhat funny, & should've stopped there.
This not so much, but you didn't or couldn't stop. YF had not responded to your first post, & it wasn't until the second post that he did respond.
IMO I would have found your second post on the issue in poor taste & offensive & would've shot back.
You are very well aware of the issue about condoms between Deb & YF & if you stick your nose in other peoples shit expect it to get rubbed in shit.
Don't like the retort then, don't be offensive.
I like both you gumbas & think both add a lot to the forums, I hate to think you'd want to go at each other over stupid pussy remarks.
Perhaps an apology would straighten things out, but I think you think you are too big & beyond an apology at this point, but I could be & hope I am wrong.
Just saying, least ya picked out the correct board & passing out YF's charm pills to those that want'em[/QUOTE]The 2nd post was a response to Deb, not him, then he responded to me. He can't take a joke, well tough shit, and why I'm explaining anything to you, I don't know. This doesn't concern you. As far as an apology goes, if I ever think I owe someone an apology they get it, he won't.
If I didn't know better I would say things were sounding like a bunch of mother hens PMS'ing.
Damn someone throw out some chocolate bars to stop this petty bullshit before it spreads.
I hope there are some that see what has been happening here. It ain't good!
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I hope there are some that see what has been happening here. It ain't good![/QUOTE]Yup, I see exactly what's happening, and that's what a thread like this is set up to do, to make enemies. When I 1st joined this was fun, like it's suppose to be, giving & receiving info about pussy. Now we're splitting up into little groups.
[QUOTE=SmokeScreen;2103400]Yup, I see exactly what's happening, and that's what a thread like this is set up to do, to make enemies.[/QUOTE]I guarantee there are mongers reading this and saying "what the fuck". Yet it goes on. It really makes NO fucking sense! But you all wanted it.
No wonder no other ladies want to comment on the forum. There to damn busy laughing at all us Massholes and grumpy ole men argue.