First Time Post - Reviews to come
Hello all. I've been reading up and getting some valuable information from you gents. However, as a "viewer" and not a contributor, sometimes information is a bit vague. So, I took the plunge and registered. Hope to be able to provide some good feedback to you, as I have been visiting establishments here in Orlando and also Jacksonville for some time now (and some places in-between). I conduct business here in Orlando, as well as Jax, so you may see me post on that board as well.
At any rate, I look forward to contributing. I'm usually not an AMP guy, however I do change up from time to time. My most recent visit was to the following location:
Feeling 99 - Colonial Dr.
Needed a good massage. I had a rough last week.
Went in and took advantage or their advertised special. As usual, was asked if I had been there before? Said no. (usually don't have problems being up front). Was led back to the room by a cute 30 something attending the front desk. Started to look promising. Led in, was left alone to change. Hopped on table, door opens back up only to reveal "Meme, Mimi" (not sure). Uh oh, the "ole" switcheroo! An older woman (50's) wearing baggy sweat pants, and an old baggy T-shirt. Disappointing, considering I don't frequent AMPs often and I would have at least like to have a good view. Oh well. Massage was average. No TS. No indication of options, nor was I really interested at that point. Simply wanted a good massage. YMMV.
On a side note, if you gents travel and follow the boards elsewhere, this is one you may or may not like. Wasn't a fan myself:
Tasha- The manscaper.
Saw this lady on a trip to Jacksonville. She is now posting in Daytona where I think she is for good now.
Easy to set appt. By phone. Given directions to a questionable area of town. I was cautious for sure. Tasha does advertise as an older MILF. Older yes, MILF, not so much. Not my cup of tea. Get's me on a table and fills up what appears to be a cereal bowl of hot water! WTF! Lathers me up with some shaving cream and proceeds to give me the Worst shave of my life with a disposible razor. She left patches of hair on my balls (which is usually pretty groomed) that made my sac look like a poor interpretation of planet earth as viewed from space! Halfway through, she says "Oh my, I was having so much fun, I forgot to take off my top. That came off (not bad though) She had some nice see's for sure. Finished off in the valley during some dirty talk. She actully invited me to a "swinger's club because she wanted to show me off to all her pals at the club. It was one of those: "Uh, sorry I already have plans declawing my cat in a bathtub filled with water" moments. Again though, this might be right up some of you guys' alley? Total coin: $80.
Thanks!
Has anyone ever tried her
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/slippery-nuru-b2b-407-476-4959-warm-sensual-body-nuru-outxll-cc-acpted-29/7814545[/URL]
Thank You Natasha, My Love. Looking Forward To Your New Website, Sweetie.
[QUOTE=Luxsa123;2078833]Hello my dearest Jag! As much as I would luv to grant your request their is a few specific reasons Why names aren't attached to the pics. However, I'm sure you will be pleased to know that the SM & any members that can validate they've had a session at Luxsa will have access to a personal website. This will allow clients to view current accurate pics of the providers, their weekly schedules, bio's and also send private messages to them. You can also opt in to receive VIP especially via text or email. This website will be up and running for use in the next few weeks in coordination w the new 2nd location. Stay tuned as I will also be accepting appointments for the summer months)) As always remain safe and please pm for additional info!
Natasha.[/QUOTE]Thank you baby for the update. And yes, you and I have discussed via PM, in the past, the reasons for the gals' confidentiality. The Jag completely understands.
Check your, ahem, "inbox", my love.
Muah, baby! xxoo.
JaguarXF.
My favorite of the three crazy Heathers
[QUOTE=Mfan2020;2077281][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/take-care-of-your-body-its-the-only-place-you-have-to-live-in/2706117[/URL]
Had a dream I went to visit this lady. Found her place easily enough near Winter Park. The inside is like a yoga studio with back rooms for massage. I guess she works with others. Anyway got undressed and I layed down on the table. She came back in and started with the massage. Pretty cool girl, conversation was good. Did not get close enough to my happy spots though. The massage was good but I was wanting a nice exit. She did get up on the table though and stretched me out which was pretty cool. I attempted to hold on to her backside but she dodged my hand like some matrix stuff. Good Massage. No fun. May repeat if there is something else offered. She is pretty hott though. Nice slim ginger, nice ass. Anyone else have a good dream about her?
Thanks.
Mfan2020.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the board. RTFF. Which stands for read the fucking forum. She is a classic and has always treated me right but to say she is batshit crazy is total understatement. There are three girls who go by name of Heather (sometimes four but lets keep it to three for now). One is a fat pig in Wp who advertises the same picture and same caption everytime and claims to be something she is not. I once paid her twenty dollars so I could cancel and appoinment with her. Then there is Heather who used to be in WP (two dif locations) and is now in Oviedo / Winter Springs. She always advertises same photo. (pretty face shot no real smile) I have always had fun with her but she is so disinterested it is hard to tell whether she is awake or alive during the session. No change of expression, very mechanical finish, good value IMHO (meaning cheap and all business no conversation). Then there is Yoga Heather. Like I said she has always done me right but she goes from man-hating to we need to go get drinks sometime, to I am not a working girl (but last time you kind of did whorey things). She is very pretty. Like Scotch she is an aquired taste. Like Scotch the first few sips are very bitter. But after a while she settles in on you and you get a pretty good buzz. Too much and you run out of money. That is the tale of three Heathers. Welcome to the board! -- Dog.
AGG is playing it safe it seems.
Well, I had my first bad experience at an AMP. I scheduled an appointment at AGG with Susan, whom I saw last time and had a great time with. I made sure she was there because last time they said she was on vacation after I called and came in. So I walk in and ask for Susan and mamasan says yes. I ask about the Backpage .5 special which was probably my first mistake. I pay the fee, get to the room and disrobe. Susan pops her head in and I talk to her a bit and tell her to come in. She remembers me but says she has a client. I'm thinking "Shit. Well I paid cover, might as well get something out of it." So a new girl comes in. Joyce is her name and she's kind of cute. She's only been there a week. I notice she has a tattoo so I try to talk to her about it and that goes nowhere. I lay down and she covers me whole. We start the massage and I make small conversation and that goes nowhere. I try to touch and she moves no matter where she's at. She uncovers me for a bit and does some ass work but nothing happens. Doesn't touch the boys or anything. I didn't even get a freaking flip. All back, leg and ass work. I heard someone at the door and Joyce covered me fully really fast. Total damage, .7. I gave a 20 because she's new and the massage was actually good. First time someone asked about a tip.
I tried every trick I knew, touching, sounds, talking, movements, lying the tip out and it was all for naught. The bust must have these places spooked really bad. So needless to say I may not be back at all. I debating giving it one more shot since Susan remembered me and this girl was brand spanking new. But it won't be anytime soon.
Probably should of bailed when I saw the 5-0 drive by on 192. Luckily I was walking towards the place but wasn't near it when I spotted him.
