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So I got a bunch of dms from my last post asking for tips and if they should choose a massage parlor or escort so I figured I'll help everyone out by just making a tips post again.

Number 1. Hygiene matters (if you want good service you have to take care of yourself shave the meat or keep it trimmed at least take a shower before you get there and if you go to a parlor always get the table shower.).

2. If it's your 1st visit get the hh not the hr (this is to save you money on a bad trip and let's you test the water.).

3. you will have a bad trip (look here is the facts this is a dark hobby and you are going to run in a junkie more often then not so just except it and know what to do when it happens).

4. don't be scare to leave (if you show up in a parlor or escort and it look funny or your senses are tingling get the hell out of there).

5. this is just my opinion but massage parlor are better (now they are a lot more expensive as well but it just seems I get a base service at a parlor that just higher standards).

6. if you go bb know what that comes with (know the damn dangers you getting yourself into).

7. the most important one reviews are perspective (any good or bad review is the just what that person went through doesn't mean your experience will be closer to that all these girls have good days and bad days).

[QUOTE=Magic2016;5220823]People actually pay for that?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OdinsBeard78;5221511]Girl says her weight is 215? If she's 215 then I must be 800 lbs.[/QUOTE]She says she's only 4'11" so 215 lbs. Might be close. She's built like a sack of potatoes.

Grain 56.

[QUOTE=Grain56;5221839]She says she's only 4'11" so 215 lbs. Might be close. She's built like a sack of potatoes.

Grain 56.[/QUOTE]I could have done without seeing that.

Outstanding advice. #4 is key. If you are already uncomfortable and have that tingling sensation in your gut just leave. Chances are even if the dream will to turn out legit all the angst you are going through will make it hard to enjoy it.

[QUOTE=Don1990;5221760]So I got a bunch of dms from my last post asking for tips and if they should choose a massage parlor or escort so I figured I'll help everyone out by just making a tips post again.

Number 1. Hygiene matters (if you want good service you have to take care of yourself shave the meat or keep it trimmed at least take a shower before you get there and if you go to a parlor always get the table shower.).

2. If it's your 1st visit get the hh not the hr (this is to save you money on a bad trip and let's you test the water.).

3. you will have a bad trip (look here is the facts this is a dark hobby and you are going to run in a junkie more often then not so just except it and know what to do when it happens).

4. don't be scare to leave (if you show up in a parlor or escort and it look funny or your senses are tingling get the hell out of there).

5. this is just my opinion but massage parlor are better (now they are a lot more expensive as well but it just seems I get a base service at a parlor that just higher standards).

6. if you go bb know what that comes with (know the damn dangers you getting yourself into).

7. the most important one reviews are perspective (any good or bad review is the just what that person went through doesn't mean your experience will be closer to that all these girls have good days and bad days).[/QUOTE]

All great points!

[QUOTE=Don1990;5221760]So I got a bunch of dms from my last post asking for tips and if they should choose a massage parlor or escort so I figured I'll help everyone out by just making a tips post again.

Number 1. Hygiene matters (if you want good service you have to take care of yourself shave the meat or keep it trimmed at least take a shower before you get there and if you go to a parlor always get the table shower.).

2. If it's your 1st visit get the hh not the hr (this is to save you money on a bad trip and let's you test the water.).

3. you will have a bad trip (look here is the facts this is a dark hobby and you are going to run in a junkie more often then not so just except it and know what to do when it happens).

4. don't be scare to leave (if you show up in a parlor or escort and it look funny or your senses are tingling get the hell out of there).

5. this is just my opinion but massage parlor are better (now they are a lot more expensive as well but it just seems I get a base service at a parlor that just higher standards).

6. if you go bb know what that comes with (know the damn dangers you getting yourself into).

7. the most important one reviews are perspective (any good or bad review is the just what that person went through doesn't mean your experience will be closer to that all these girls have good days and bad days).[/QUOTE]

Any recommendations on a reliable texting and phone app? I've been using Talkatone for the longest time but my texts would randomly get deleted and I'm fed up with it now.

[QUOTE=TungstenHP;5224979]Any recommendations on a reliable texting and phone app? I've been using Talkatone for the longest time but my texts would randomly get deleted and I'm fed up with it now.[/QUOTE]I've used Sideline for years no issues.

[QUOTE=TungstenHP;5224979]Any recommendations on a reliable texting and phone app? I've been using Talkatone for the longest time but my texts would randomly get deleted and I'm fed up with it now.[/QUOTE]I used textfree and TextNow, never had a issue with both of them.

[QUOTE=TungstenHP;5224979]Any recommendations on a reliable texting and phone app? I've been using Talkatone for the longest time but my texts would randomly get deleted and I'm fed up with it now.[/QUOTE]I haven't had any issues with Pinger.

In the past I had a few ladies ask me to send a picture which I always decline to do. Now I am ask to video chat first which I cannot do from my burner. Seems a video call is just as bad as a pic. Any suggestions?

Anyone know of a GFE / MSOG Ebony provider?

[QUOTE=JcNewMe;5225476]In the past I had a few ladies ask me to send a picture which I always decline to do. Now I am ask to video chat first which I cannot do from my burner. Seems a video call is just as bad as a pic. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]If a provider asks too many pre-requirements, just move on to a different one. Don't risk any of your identity and waste your time.

Even if you work out somehow and go for it, the meeting will normally not good since they are self centered and spoiled girls.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/59164583/[/URL]#.

Like what? Sting? LOL.

[QUOTE=Plex10;5225659[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/59164583/[/URL]#.

Like what? Sting? LOL.[/QUOTE]Wants a deposit up front. We all know how that ends.

[QUOTE=Plex10;5225659[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/orlando/59164583/[/URL]#.

Like what? Sting? LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OWG;5226592]Wants a deposit up front. We all know how that ends.[/QUOTE]A deposit? For what? A half tiled room with a crappy view? The stupid scammer could have at least given us some eye candy to contemplate over before giving them their required deposit. LOL.

Grain 56.