Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RubMeLongTime;4114374]Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. If anyone gets the dirt follow up here.

Rub.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of the time when LEO came in while I was getting a massage.

I am the new Hot Korean gal at Mikos in Chantilly. You're invited for a super massage and New York City extras. House is $80 and extras require a generous tip.

[QUOTE=Skooby;4115450]Reminds me of the time when LEO came in while I was getting a massage.[/QUOTE]There was this one nail salon I used to go to for pedicures that offered massages for real cheap like. 5 an hour. Place was to my knowledge fully legit. Went countless times never anything more than a damn good massage and a pedicure after for 15 bucks. Place was a real deal. Was in the midst of a massage when like 15 LEOs bust through the place and go full rainbow six lockdown. You'd think we were some kind of mass murdering / bank heist bullshit for them to send in an army for a bunch of old asian ladies and a few mongers, it was ridiculous. There were other patriots of the est that LEO all interviewed, took down our names and such and eventually let us all go. Hell, hand to god, we all had nothing to hide and did no wrongdoing. By golly it was the strangest thing. Scared half to death at the time but later found the humor in the fact that of all the happy places I've been to it was the legit parlor that dinged me on the noggin! Turns out they were operating without a massage license and that's what Po were after (or so I'm told). Frankly, I really don't see the point in waging this war. AMPs pop up like weeds in a garden and considering their quantity and financial longevity, there's no shortage of sinners. The futility of it all; it's like waging a war on water because someone accidentally drowned.

[QUOTE=RubMeLongTime;4114374]Stopped by comfort spot in ffax today. Noone at the desk for the first few minutes. While I waited for someone to come to the desk I spotted an undercover LEO with badge out around his neck. One of the girls walks out to the desk mouthing words to me as she approched closer. Could not really understand but when she got to the desk she mouthed "trouble you leave" so I casually said ok noone is free Ill come back and made a beeline out the door. If anyone gets the dirt follow up here.

Rub.[/QUOTE]Good strategy.

Not quite as exciting, last year I was at my ATF in the first 30 minutes of an hour massage session when the door bell started ringing. Owner / Manager was also the only provider. Excused herself, went to the door. The fire department was outside doing courtesy commercial business fire alarm / smoke alarm validations. They came into each studio room. I had a nice chat with two of them (one male / one female), laying on the table under the large towel. 10 minutes they left. All well. MMS apologized for the interruption. We both laughed it off. She proceeded to provide me a two hour session of the highest quality deep-tissue massage you can imagine. (The fun parts were extra fun that day as well).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[QUOTE=Skooby;4115450]Reminds me of the time when LEO came in while I was getting a massage.[/QUOTE]It was a license check and they were ok. Glad the government shut down has not affected local law enforcement from protecting the local citizens from these scary criminals. If they have time for this, I must believe all felony type crime in Fairfax like murder, robbery, child abuse, drug sells and use along with electronic theft "hacking" are now complety eliminated from the county and all felony crimes from the past are solved. Congratulations to the entire politically appointed judicial system for keeping me safe from these horrible criminals. Glad you still have your jobs and are getting paid alot from my paid taxes to keep me safe.

Since my other options were failing, I decided to go to K&J where I haven't been in awhile. I usually end up with Joanne but the last time there, I was with some woman that wasn't all that. Therefore, I have been going to other places. So it has been awhile. I go there and a pretty and a short MILF said come back in 20 minutes. I leave and come back, and get the MILF whose name is Lisa. She's attractive enough so I was pleased with who I got. Someone was in the shower, so she started the massage. I did ask her about the shower during the massage and she said I will get one after. I guess that is ok but I do like to get the shower beforehand. Massage was pretty good and she put good effort into it. After the flip, the negotiations begin and apparently I didn't bring enough for her version of upgrades. So we settled for slightly upgraded NOVA. She takes off her dress or whatever she was wearing but leaves her panties on her and starts doing her thing. I then ask if she can take off her panties and this is when things go bat shit crazy. After I ask (friendly and gently of course), she says "oh, you want things to go faster, huh. We can make things go faster. " It was just a bad vibe. I told her why you being mean and you can slow down but she goes "nah, it's too late, we go fast now". It was such an odd interaction and never had that type of thing happen. I did like some of the girls there, but I probably won't be back for awhile. She was trying to be nice at the end by bullshitting but it was too late. Just FYI for everybody.

[QUOTE=SexAddict96;4116590]Since my other options were failing, I decided to go to K&J where I haven't been in awhile. I usually end up with Joanne but the last time there, I was with some woman that wasn't all that. Therefore, I have been going to other places. So it has been awhile. I go there and a pretty and a short MILF said come back in 20 minutes. I leave and come back, and get the MILF whose name is Lisa. She's attractive enough so I was pleased with who I got. Someone was in the shower, so she started the massage. I did ask her about the shower during the massage and she said I will get one after. I guess that is ok but I do like to get the shower beforehand. Massage was pretty good and she put good effort into it. After the flip, the negotiations begin and apparently I didn't bring enough for her version of upgrades. So we settled for slightly upgraded NOVA. She takes off her dress or whatever she was wearing but leaves her panties on her and starts doing her thing. I then ask if she can take off her panties and this is when things go bat shit crazy. After I ask (friendly and gently of course), she says "oh, you want things to go faster, huh. We can make things go faster. " It was just a bad vibe. I told her why you being mean and you can slow down but she goes "nah, it's too late, we go fast now". It was such an odd interaction and never had that type of thing happen. I did like some of the girls there, but I probably won't be back for awhile. She was trying to be nice at the end by bullshitting but it was too late. Just FYI for everybody.[/QUOTE]Some providers just lack both the technical skill and social skills involved with making a meaningful ST. It's always about the dough but some providers have enough talent and charisma to make the most of the moment. To make it feel authentic and less mechanical. Those are the providers worth revisiting and sadly it does seem there are less of them and more of this wallet snatching shake-weights that want you to blow as fast as possible so they can move onto the next transaction in the assembly line of their day to day. That kills the experience for me and frankly our only defense is to end our patrionage and hope it sends the message. It also helps to voice these concerns by finding the head honcho. Most AMPs have one. Let them know your experience sucked and you won't be returning. Or conversely, explain to them in this case that their service is nowhere near the level of Joanne and that if you return at all it will be only to see her or until the current batch follows her legacy. Rotations are common and owners know when their current girls aren't driving business they go back to the drawing boards and bring in better trained professionals. Accepting mediocrity is the first misstep.

Looking for any information on Katie / Kelly / Keri, the cute 40's masseuse that just left Mikos. May have left the area or moved to a new shop in Fairfax or Annandale. Now that she has left I can share with the board that Cindy and Suzi are the owners of Mikos.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cristine-escort-fairfax-52796[/URL]

She's a fun, thorough therapist and I've seen her many times. She's easy to contact via text and schedule. Clean room and shower. She is not a clock watcher at all.

Maybe I just click with her. I recommend and will visit her again and again.

As always, YMMV.

Happy Hunting,

Justin.

After a long break (on her part and mine) I sent a text to Nalee. In my hiatus I had switched burners and neglected to remember my previous number. After some back and forth I assured her that I had visited many times before. The lesson here is to securely notate your previous numbers.

I arrived at my scheduled time and was warmly greeted. Some smiles, a hug, more small talk and then on to the massage room.

Nalee is, in my opinion, the best massage therapist in the area. She takes her craft very seriously and my advice is to sit back and let her do her work. She'll ask what hurts and then take care of all your aches and pains. I almost enjoy the before the flip as much as after the flip. That's saying a lot.

Clean, comfortable. Thorough, deep, intense. Therapeutic with a touch of sensual. I have visited her 15+ times and will continue, provided she's in country.

Happy hunting.

Justin.

K&J. Just a little intelligence on Joanne, I visited this spot the first week it was opened and was blown away by the technique and service provided by Joanne, they are wise to her reputation and if you call and ask if you can see her they will say yes, If it is not an unusually tall woman (compared to the average Asian woman) you are not looking at the original. Actually the short Joanne I had once did a very similar style job, they must compare notes. Another time I was there and asked another therapist about Joanne and she asked which one? The tall one? She had her meet me at the door on the way out for a hug.

[QUOTE=JustaNon75;4117123][URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cristine-escort-fairfax-52796[/URL]

She's a fun, thorough therapist and I've seen her many times. She's easy to contact via text and schedule. Clean room and shower. She is not a clock watcher at all.

Maybe I just click with her. I recommend and will visit her again and again.

As always, YMMV.

Happy Hunting,

Justin.[/QUOTE]I saw her a few times years ago, working out of extended stay type hotels. I always left happy.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic-Massage/best-massage-amp-body-scrub-e-x-o-t-i-c-cmt-licensed-amp-independent/6484278.html[/URL]

Hello all, wondering if anyone has any info on this provider? I couldn't find anything on the forum, but it looks like she used to advertise in DC as Roxy Monroe? I'm very intrigued by the "Gentleman Spa Package" listed on her ad. I'm visiting this week so any info would be great.

Lance.

[QUOTE=Lancemalking;4117830][URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic-Massage/best-massage-amp-body-scrub-e-x-o-t-i-c-cmt-licensed-amp-independent/6484278.html[/URL]

Hello all, wondering if anyone has any info on this provider? I couldn't find anything on the forum, but it looks like she used to advertise in DC as Roxy Monroe? I'm very intrigued by the "Gentleman Spa Package" listed on her ad. I'm visiting this week so any info would be great.

Lance.[/QUOTE]Yes, visited her. Legit place and fantastic cmt skills, very pleasant to be around, good looking gal taller but nice body. However if looking for lots of ending options it probably won't be for you. Standard nova, but YMMV.

Just wondering if anyone could PM me where the hispanic massage parlor is up there? Or a latina provider would be cool. Thanks! If you have any questions about richmond I'd be more than happy to trade info.