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Can someone explain why providers put a picture of their feet in ads. Unless I'm into feet or want to suck on them I really don't see the point.
[QUOTE=Mbgbe696;2087083]Can someone explain why providers put a picture of their feet in ads. Unless I'm into feet or want to suck on them I really don't see the point.[/QUOTE]First time I saw a foot photo I rhought someone uploaded the wrong picture, like accidentally press the shutter button. After seeing the second and third one I thought hmmm guess it wasn't by accident. Maybe they are trying to be inclusive.
[QUOTE=Mbgbe696;2087083]Can someone explain why providers put a picture of their feet in ads. Unless I'm into feet or want to suck on them I really don't see the point.[/QUOTE]You'd be surprised at how many guys have a foot fetish. I watched a footjob video, and it awoke an inner demon within me...LOL.
[QUOTE=Mbgbe696;2087083]Can someone explain why providers put a picture of their feet in ads. Unless I'm into feet or want to suck on them I really don't see the point.[/QUOTE]I'm thinking they are showing us they are immaculate from head to toe, I don't have a foot fetish but I look at a woman from head to toe bad looking feet are a turn- off to me. Walking thru krogers Walmart the mall thru downtown you see all kinds of women wearing sandals, I don't know about you but I'm willing to bet that if a woman is wearing sandals or flip flops most men will look at their feet. Am I right or wrong guys?
[QUOTE=Mbgbe696;2087083]Can someone explain why providers put a picture of their feet in ads. Unless I'm into feet or want to suck on them I really don't see the point.[/QUOTE]The pics of feet may be a way to show that the provider is not into drug use. With talk of track marks, etc in the past. Some users get desperate due to loss of vein use that one can only use the veins in their feet / between the toes. Or hell, may just be a foot worship thing, to each their own!
[QUOTE=Mbgbe696;2087083]Can someone explain why providers put a picture of their feet in ads. Unless I'm into feet or want to suck on them I really don't see the point.[/QUOTE]While I am not into it, there is a billion dollar industry based on the foot fetish.
Just ask any lady what she spends on a good pair of "fuck me" heels.
[QUOTE=Mbgbe696;2087083]Can someone explain why providers put a picture of their feet in ads. Unless I'm into feet or want to suck on them I really don't see the point.[/QUOTE]You would be surprised at how many men have foot fetishes. They want to kiss them and grab them and hold then during sex. It's a major turn on to them. Just like lickin on your knob gets you going. Also some men believe as I do myself actually that if a woman doesn't take care of her feet then she doesn't take care of herself. Seriously tho how many of you men want to look down at some dirty crusty feet during fun. That's freakin disgusting.
First, as many guys said, some guys are into feet. Second, if a girl takes really good care of her feet, pedicured, clean, toenails, etc, you can guess its a pretty good bet that the punanni gets good regular care, too. Someone once said the eyes are the window into the soul, maybe the feet are the window into the punanni??
Cheech.
[QUOTE=ClassASweetie;2087625]You would be surprised at how many men have foot fetishes. They want to kiss them and grab them and hold then during sex. It's a major turn on to them. Just like lickin on your knob gets you going. Also some men believe as I do myself actually that if a woman doesn't take care of her feet then she doesn't take care of herself. Seriously tho how many of you men want to look down at some dirty crusty feet during fun. That's freakin disgusting.[/QUOTE]Thanks all, I now have a better prospective, thanks ClassASweetie it's nice to hear from a provider, when I saw you I was not looking at your feet,wink wink. Your very clean and a very wonderful body, your top class.
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[BLUE]Some dickweeds thought it would be funny to fuck around in the ISO thread. Whups.
I suggest you guys get the word out that I'm not fucking around in there.
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I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls".
The client was obese, and it was hard to perform oral as his stomach was in the way. I felt uncomfortable lifting it up to keep my forehead from slamming into it, I wasn't sure what to do. BUT, before I could even troubleshoot the penis access issue, I had to deal with the odor. I'm not exaggerating. I was about 3' away and could smell ass, as in shitty ass...ass.
The worse part was he was booked for prostate massage / BBBJ.
I couldn't just be like, "your entire area from your waist to your thighs smell like poo", right? So I told him that I had to wash the area to prevent infection (I was desperate). I mean, he HAD to have smelled himself. There's no way he has washed his ass / balls / anything in days.
I bathe several times a day! I always make sure I am 100% fresh, especially if I'm going to be intimate with someone. I go the extra mile when my client who likes rimming me is coming over. And this gentleman was expecting my finger (s) far enough up his ass to stimulate his prostate, and couldn't even febreeze that (literal) shit?
Words can't describe the smell, I can't articulate the experience. The smell is stuck up my nose even after I inhaled coffee beans and finally rubbed some Vick's vapor rub under my nose in desperation to cure the nausea.
Another thing, which wasn't really an issue. His ballsack was extremely thick. It felt like an elephants skin, and was very thick like um, pita bread (LOL, trying to find a comparison). They were a deep brown (he was white), too. Anyone know what that is? I'm just curious really, never felt balls like that.
On the bright side, he came before I even did the prostate massage, I refunded a portion of his money and called it a day. He kept asking if I knew where he could score pills, so I have a good reason to refuse future appointments.
I feel like he needs to know that his junk smells like poopy death, but I also feel like he knows and doesn't seem to care.
What would you do?
I moved here from South Orange County, CA. I had great success as a sugarbaby using Sugar Daddy For Me. It seems to be a waste of money in Cincy, so I canceled my account.
CA had a few fake "Daddies", and I wish SD4 M did better screening, but whatever. I didn't see any decent options in Cincy. Had a few potentials make offers as a response to CL / BP ads I posted, but they were all flakes or one guy wanting someone to abuse and mask it as a dom / sub relationship (he wanted to control food, put me on a leash and collar on a treadmill, use his grill steak prod thing to brand (ie: burn) his initials on my ass, and even had his own WATERBOARDING table to test monthly to ensure I was honest when he asked if I broke any rules from his 107 page rulebook). LOL.
After that guy, even men who ask me to poop on them don't surprise me. .
[QUOTE=ClassASweetie;2087625]You would be surprised at how many men have foot fetishes. They want to kiss them and grab them and hold then during sex. It's a major turn on to them. Just like lickin on your knob gets you going. Also some men believe as I do myself actually that if a woman doesn't take care of her feet then she doesn't take care of herself. Seriously tho how many of you men want to look down at some dirty crusty feet during fun. That's freakin disgusting.[/QUOTE]Feet are definitely not my thing. And Sandy, I think you know what got my attention when I was with you...LOL But I do see the correlation between keeping one's feet in clean and pristine condition and other areas of the body farther north.
Luv.
[QUOTE=TriStateTori;2088556]I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls".
The client was obese, and it was hard to perform oral as his stomach was in the way. I felt uncomfortable lifting it up to keep my forehead from slamming into it, I wasn't sure what to do. BUT, before I could even troubleshoot the penis access issue, I had to deal with the odor. I'm not exaggerating. I was about 3' away and could smell ass, as in shitty ass...ass.
The worse part was he was booked for prostate massage / BBBJ.
I couldn't just be like, "your entire area from your waist to your thighs smell like poo", right? So I told him that I had to wash the area to prevent infection (I was desperate). I mean, he HAD to have smelled himself. There's no way he has washed his ass / balls / anything in days.
I bathe several times a day! I always make sure I am 100% fresh, especially if I'm going to be intimate with someone. I go the extra mile when my client who likes rimming me is coming over. And this gentleman was expecting my finger (s) far enough up his ass to stimulate his prostate, and couldn't even febreeze that (literal) shit?
Words can't describe the smell, I can't articulate the experience. The smell is stuck up my nose even after I inhaled coffee beans and finally rubbed some Vick's vapor rub under my nose in desperation to cure the nausea.
Another thing, which wasn't really an issue. His ballsack was extremely thick. It felt like an elephants skin, and was very thick like um, pita bread (LOL, trying to find a comparison). They were a deep brown (he was white), too. Anyone know what that is? I'm just curious really, never felt balls like that.
On the bright side, he came before I even did the prostate massage, I refunded a portion of his money and called it a day. He kept asking if I knew where he could score pills, so I have a good reason to refuse future appointments.
I feel like he needs to know that his junk smells like poopy death, but I also feel like he knows and doesn't seem to care.
What would you do?[/QUOTE]That is so not COOL. First off, know that you are fully able to refuse us mongers service. If I ever walk into a scenario that doesn't feel right to me I'm just going to excuse myself and hoof it out of there. Everyone who partakes in this particular hobby whether you're the male or the female half of the equation should understand that their personal hygiene is Muy Importante. I personally shower before I see each and every lady I see whether it's the first time of the umpteenth time. I's just common courtesy. Now I'm not a big guy. My height and weight are proportionate. So, I can't pretend to know what difficulty someone as you describe has in taking care of his personal issues...But damn!
Luv.
[QUOTE=TriStateTori;2088556]I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls".
The client was obese, and it was hard to perform oral as his stomach was in the way. I felt uncomfortable lifting it up to keep my forehead from slamming into it, I wasn't sure what to do. BUT, before I could even troubleshoot the penis access issue, I had to deal with the odor. I'm not exaggerating. I was about 3' away and could smell ass, as in shitty ass...ass.
The worse part was he was booked for prostate massage / BBBJ.
I couldn't just be like, "your entire area from your waist to your thighs smell like poo", right? So I told him that I had to wash the area to prevent infection (I was desperate). I mean, he HAD to have smelled himself. There's no way he has washed his ass / balls / anything in days.
I bathe several times a day! I always make sure I am 100% fresh, especially if I'm going to be intimate with someone. I go the extra mile when my client who likes rimming me is coming over. And this gentleman was expecting my finger (s) far enough up his ass to stimulate his prostate, and couldn't even febreeze that (literal) shit?
Words can't describe the smell, I can't articulate the experience. The smell is stuck up my nose even after I inhaled coffee beans and finally rubbed some Vick's vapor rub under my nose in desperation to cure the nausea.
Another thing, which wasn't really an issue. His ballsack was extremely thick. It felt like an elephants skin, and was very thick like um, pita bread (LOL, trying to find a comparison). They were a deep brown (he was white), too. Anyone know what that is? I'm just curious really, never felt balls like that.
On the bright side, he came before I even did the prostate massage, I refunded a portion of his money and called it a day. He kept asking if I knew where he could score pills, so I have a good reason to refuse future appointments.
I feel like he needs to know that his junk smells like poopy death, but I also feel like he knows and doesn't seem to care.
What would you do?[/QUOTE]To me it depends on how bad you need the money, I've been with women that had stinky vag and smelly feet the smelly vag I just pass and go on my way, the smelly feet it depends on how bad, I've passed on some others I buried my face in a clean part of their anatomy usually their hair and soldier on. You can refuse the appointment, if you do have 15-20 bucks on hand and give them gas money back home for their trouble or you can offer them the use of your shower, either way if you are offended by a clients hygiene honesty is the best policy. He might get offended he might get mad but when he leaves he might get a shower.
As the great comedian Redd Foxx once said " you got to wash your ass, not your whole ass your ass hole, you don't know how much pollution can come out of a small area the size of a dime, quarter, fifty cent piece, silver dollar you know your asshole better than I do." But you got to wash your ass.
[QUOTE=TriStateTori;2088556]I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls".
The client was obese, and it was hard to perform oral as his stomach was in the way. I felt uncomfortable lifting it up to keep my forehead from slamming into it, I wasn't sure what to do. BUT, before I could even troubleshoot the penis access issue, I had to deal with the odor. I'm not exaggerating. I was about 3' away and could smell ass, as in shitty ass...ass.
The worse part was he was booked for prostate massage / BBBJ.
I couldn't just be like, "your entire area from your waist to your thighs smell like poo", right? So I told him that I had to wash the area to prevent infection (I was desperate). I mean, he HAD to have smelled himself. There's no way he has washed his ass / balls / anything in days.
I bathe several times a day! I always make sure I am 100% fresh, especially if I'm going to be intimate with someone. I go the extra mile when my client who likes rimming me is coming over. And this gentleman was expecting my finger (s) far enough up his ass to stimulate his prostate, and couldn't even febreeze that (literal) shit?
Words can't describe the smell, I can't articulate the experience. The smell is stuck up my nose even after I inhaled coffee beans and finally rubbed some Vick's vapor rub under my nose in desperation to cure the nausea.
Another thing, which wasn't really an issue. His ballsack was extremely thick. It felt like an elephants skin, and was very thick like um, pita bread (LOL, trying to find a comparison). They were a deep brown (he was white), too. Anyone know what that is? I'm just curious really, never felt balls like that.
On the bright side, he came before I even did the prostate massage, I refunded a portion of his money and called it a day. He kept asking if I knew where he could score pills, so I have a good reason to refuse future appointments.
I feel like he needs to know that his junk smells like poopy death, but I also feel like he knows and doesn't seem to care.
What would you do?[/QUOTE]First of all, I'm sorry you had to go through this experience with this client. As a monger, I'm selective as to whom I see. As a provider, you have the same right. I'm not exactly svelte, but I do pride myself in being clean.
Secondly, I can only imagine that his diet is not intestine friendly. Therefore, creating less than an ideal situation for keeping the pelvic area fresh, unless he is adamant about washing his genitalia and bung hole region. As far as the odor is concerned, he is most likely accustomed to the smell. Think about someone who lives with pets or who bathes in cologne / perfume. Your olfactory senses become familiar with a repetitive smell. Same situation with a swine / bovine rancher. It doesn't smell like shit, it smells like money.
Lastly, The scrotum is the protective safe for the male reproductive system. When afraid or cold, it will tighten up in order to protect the jewels. It's survival of the species. When relaxed and happy, it will loosen up to enjoy the opportunity to disseminate his genes.
I hope this helps.
Simon.
[QUOTE=TriStateTori;2088556]I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls". Edit Out. What would you do?[/QUOTE]No girl should have to put up with this. But I have to ask, why not start out with a bath on the clock?
[QUOTE=TriStateTori;2088556]I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls".
The client was obese, and it was hard to perform oral as his stomach was in the way. I felt uncomfortable lifting it up to keep my forehead from slamming into it, I wasn't sure what to do. BUT, before I could even troubleshoot the penis access issue, I had to deal with the odor. I'm not exaggerating. I was about 3' away and could smell ass, as in shitty ass...ass.
The worse part was he was booked for prostate massage / BBBJ.
I couldn't just be like, "your entire area from your waist to your thighs smell like poo", right? So I told him that I had to wash the area to prevent infection (I was desperate). I mean, he HAD to have smelled himself. There's no way he has washed his ass / balls / anything in days.
I bathe several times a day! I always make sure I am 100% fresh, especially if I'm going to be intimate with someone. I go the extra mile when my client who likes rimming me is coming over. And this gentleman was expecting my finger (s) far enough up his ass to stimulate his prostate, and couldn't even febreeze that (literal) shit?
Words can't describe the smell, I can't articulate the experience. The smell is stuck up my nose even after I inhaled coffee beans and finally rubbed some Vick's vapor rub under my nose in desperation to cure the nausea.
Another thing, which wasn't really an issue. His ballsack was extremely thick. It felt like an elephants skin, and was very thick like um, pita bread (LOL, trying to find a comparison). They were a deep brown (he was white), too. Anyone know what that is? I'm just curious really, never felt balls like that.
On the bright side, he came before I even did the prostate massage, I refunded a portion of his money and called it a day. He kept asking if I knew where he could score pills, so I have a good reason to refuse future appointments.
I feel like he needs to know that his junk smells like poopy death, but I also feel like he knows and doesn't seem to care.
What would you do?[/QUOTE]Tori sorry you had to go through that.
These Ladies do so much for us Guys. The least we can do is be Clean and Freshly Showered for them. I always Shower before seeing my Girl. If possible I'll Shower at her place with her.
[QUOTE=TriStateTori;2088556]I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls".
The client was obese, and it was hard to perform oral as his stomach was in the way. I felt uncomfortable lifting it up to keep my forehead from slamming into it, I wasn't sure what to do. BUT, before I could even troubleshoot the penis access issue, I had to deal with the odor. I'm not exaggerating. I was about 3' away and could smell ass, as in shitty ass...ass.
The worse part was he was booked for prostate massage / BBBJ.
I couldn't just be like, "your entire area from your waist to your thighs smell like poo", right? So I told him that I had to wash the area to prevent infection (I was desperate). I mean, he HAD to have smelled himself. There's no way he has washed his ass / balls / anything in days.
I bathe several times a day! I always make sure I am 100% fresh, especially if I'm going to be intimate with someone. I go the extra mile when my client who likes rimming me is coming over. And this gentleman was expecting my finger (s) far enough up his ass to stimulate his prostate, and couldn't even febreeze that (literal) shit?
Words can't describe the smell, I can't articulate the experience. The smell is stuck up my nose even after I inhaled coffee beans and finally rubbed some Vick's vapor rub under my nose in desperation to cure the nausea.
Another thing, which wasn't really an issue. His ballsack was extremely thick. It felt like an elephants skin, and was very thick like um, pita bread (LOL, trying to find a comparison). They were a deep brown (he was white), too. Anyone know what that is? I'm just curious really, never felt balls like that.
On the bright side, he came before I even did the prostate massage, I refunded a portion of his money and called it a day. He kept asking if I knew where he could score pills, so I have a good reason to refuse future appointments.
I feel like he needs to know that his junk smells like poopy death, but I also feel like he knows and doesn't seem to care.
What would you do?[/QUOTE]You always have the right to refuse anyone. NEVER forgot that. Anyhow all providers run into this problem exspecially with obese men, I will offer a shower and get in with them. They will get the point right away and yet you still have a repeat client because you were nice. Tho I wouldn't recommend seeing this guy again because anyone who is askin for drugs isn't worth seeing. But many obese people don't realize they smell. As soon as they shower they start sweating again. Just know that there is always a nice way of putting things.
Really no excuse for that type of behavior it is extremely disrespectful on either a providers part or her date. I know some ladies think I dally too long but rather be clean and ready for a good time. Sorry Tori you need to send one like that away without worrying about his feelings.
[QUOTE=Golfcart;2088880]No girl should have to put up with this.[/QUOTE]They pay extra for that.
That he even has to post this in ISO.
[QUOTE=JustForKicks63;2088769]Would like a spinner that comes to me with there hair and make up at least semi done. Tired of girls showing up looking like they just rolled out of bed..[/QUOTE]Could you please take the time to look like you are trying to be even the slightest bit attractive?
This is the real difference between countries where the hobby is and isn't legal. Down here they have to take the time or they go broke.
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[QUOTE=Admin2;2089095]That he even has to post this in ISO.
Could you please take the time to look like you are trying to be even the slightest bit attractive?
This is the real difference between countries where the hobby is and isn't legal. Down here they have to take the time or they go broke.
A2.[/QUOTE]If a provider doesn't have time to make herself look good, I can only imagine what they may smell like or clothes look like etc. This is sad for any man to say this. Even when I get up in am, I shower brush my teeth etc. This is life. It doesn't take long to ad a little makeup too. I couldn't even imagine looking like I just rolled out of bed when someone comes. But I would prolly say that most of the well reviewed providers here actually take the time to look good. Key word is most! Even without someone coming I fix myself up, just so I know I look presentable if someone stops by or if I happen to go out to store or something.
[QUOTE=SinfulDreams;2089158]I agree. I have my hair done, freshly showered, lotioned, and smell good. I get pedicures and nails done every other week, and I just can't believe a "professional" would act this way. Guess there is a lot to be said about who should hold that title and who shouldn't.[/QUOTE]Total understatement. I would never apply the term "professional" to many of the women who advertise here and on backpage. They don't accurately advertise themselves (old, inaccurate pictures), their services, the cleanliness of their locations, etc. They don't communicate promptly or, in many cases, not at all. They double book, don't show up or are late and unprepared for appointments (no covers!). They are frequently impaired by drugs or simply distracted by personal obligations and "issues", which they share with clients before, during and after appointments. They don't have appropriate accommodations, including the absence of relatives, handlers, boyfriends, pimps, animals, trash, clutter, filthy bathrooms, no soap and towels. They fail to or refuse to provide references even for good clients. They have no ability or system for remembering mongers they have seen (maybe why they can't provide references!) or, perhaps more importantly, for "rewarding" customer loyalty.
A list of these, and other appropriate attributes, should be mandatory reading for anyone aspiring to this "profession" . Otherwise, all you have is a bunch of amateurs. An actual- or at least a mental -checklist would be advisable.
Ever notice how refreshing it is when you run into one who "gets" it? It is, indeed, far too rare. If more of us demanded professional service, the rest would be out of business or simply relegated to the streets very quickly.
Okay, is it just me or do I not get the obsession with these spa houses that continue to rip you guys off?
There are plenty of massage gals out there that offer various menus all the while you guys keep dumping money into money pits and keeping these places in business...
I don't get it but hey, to each his own...stay safe!
Bucks.
One of you guys needs to quickly go fuck Jessie Jane and explain the concept of "One Ad per day" to her.
To the mothers that are providers on here.
Tori, and all of you girls out there, my take on the hygiene issue. From my standpoint, I love taking a shower with a girl before playing around, even if I just had a shower an hour ago. I mean, who doesn't love having a couple handfuls of slippery, hot woman in their hands? But what Tori is describing is another issue entirely, not the same as a guy stopping by after work and getting a shower before having some fun.
What Tori describes is way beyond that. That individual has a mental issue. The degree of filth that guy allowed was enough to cause itching and physical discomfort. Not to mention the smell. And he ignored it. That tells me the man has some sort of mental problem. If a girl runs into that situation, she should in my opinion immediately cancel the appointment for some reason that is all her fault, start gagging, plead sickness or nausea, or your aunt flo just came by, or you got a phone call 10 seconds ago that cops are headed to your spot. Anything to get him to leave.
Why take it on yourself, and not tell the guy he's a stinking piece of crap? Because of the potential for the guy to have a mental problem, you don't know if he's sane or if he's potso, and something like that might set him off. Its like using dynamite. If you get a stick, and it has little beads of sweat on the outside, very carefully put it down and get the hell away from it. The little beads are basically nitro, and the stick is unstable, could go off for a jostle or for no reason at all. Not worth the risk.
Cheech.
[QUOTE=Cheech1;2089650]Tori, and all of you girls out there, my take on the hygiene issue. From my standpoint, I love taking a shower with a girl before playing around, even if I just had a shower an hour ago. I mean, who doesn't love having a couple handfuls of slippery, hot woman in their hands? But what Tori is describing is another issue entirely, not the same as a guy stopping by after work and getting a shower before having some fun.
What Tori describes is way beyond that. That individual has a mental issue. The degree of filth that guy allowed was enough to cause itching and physical discomfort. Not to mention the smell. And he ignored it. That tells me the man has some sort of mental problem. If a girl runs into that situation, she should in my opinion immediately cancel the appointment for some reason that is all her fault, start gagging, plead sickness or nausea, or your aunt flo just came by, or you got a phone call 10 seconds ago that cops are headed to your spot. Anything to get him to leave.
Why take it on yourself, and not tell the guy he's a stinking piece of crap? Because of the potential for the guy to have a mental problem, you don't know if he's sane or if he's potso, and something like that might set him off. Its like using dynamite. If you get a stick, and it has little beads of sweat on the outside, very carefully put it down and get the hell away from it. The little beads are basically nitro, and the stick is unstable, could go off for a jostle or for no reason at all. Not worth the risk.
Cheech.[/QUOTE]Should demand the shower / cleanup for anyone walking through the door in that condition. Mental condition my ass; everyone knows if they are clean or not.
Rubbing alcohol is a second alternative as well if you've showered the night before and offers the guarantee that someone is medical grade stainless clean at that point.
To move this across to another statement.
There is a provider that has advertised both here and on backpage that once there was activity down below, the smell from activity came from her, not the guy that was a last time venture. No way in hell the provider isn't aware of that situation. No way.
The moment was so disturbing that even clothespins or loss of smell will offer a return. Body chemistry I'm sure is to blame for the moment and I couldn't begin to describe the moment other than we all know what the term fish pond implies.
Thank goodness the vast majority never have these issues. It's all about taking care of yourself, dietary habits, hydration daily.
Well, for all of you malcontents that often piss and moan about the ladies of our region, let me report in that you have no idea how lucky we are.
I have been in Columbus for a few days and still have another full week up here, and let me tell you this once vibrant hobby town is a ghost town. This place is so dead, with such a lack of choice that I may end up needing to book a session with Rosie Palm.
[QUOTE=PhatDaty;2089844]Well, for all of you malcontents that often piss and moan about the ladies of our region, let me report in that you have no idea how lucky we are.
I have been in Columbus for a few days and still have another full week up here, and let me tell you this once vibrant hobby town is a ghost town. This place is so dead, with such a lack of choice that I may end up needing to book a session with Rosie Palm.[/QUOTE]I was last in Columbus in Feb. Of 2013 made a pit stop on my way home from Cleveland before I went I read their site and asked for some help, I received several Pm's from the guys. It seems To me they are more into SWs than escorts, I put an address for sullivant street in my gps and found a girl about 3-5 min after I got on the stroll. The area was jumping, now from what I read from your post you are not into SWs so I can see your frustration, the last ads posted in the Columbus escort section were all our girls. Try to reach out to the guys I'm sure they will help. Good luck man. HL29.
Personally, if someone showed up to me smelling how you described, I would not hesitate to show them the shower. Sometimes people are just getting off work or what have you and need to freshen up, that's no problem. This is obviously not one of those occasions. I always show up fresh, so the same basic hygiene maintenance should be returned. You handled it professionally tho, that is all anyone can do when a surprise like this or anything else occurs.
CX.
[QUOTE=TriStateTori;2088556]I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls".
The client was obese, and it was hard to perform oral as his stomach was in the way. I felt uncomfortable lifting it up to keep my forehead from slamming into it, I wasn't sure what to do. BUT, before I could even troubleshoot the penis access issue, I had to deal with the odor. I'm not exaggerating. I was about 3' away and could smell ass, as in shitty ass...ass.
I feel like he needs to know that his junk smells like poopy death, but I also feel like he knows and doesn't seem to care.
What would you do?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;2089874]Well, I'm happy to share. But don't you think you ought to follow suit?
You begged for intel from everyone here, and specifically PM'd me for help "opening up" Alaina's menu (you creepy motherfucker), but it's been a week. Plenty of time to post that report on her. So why not share with these guys, rather than bash them?
So here you go guys, two bits of solid intel:
[LIST]Alaina will give you a nice finish and lots of touching. of course YMMV. Probably best if you do the old "oops I got an erection, what now?" trick, or maybe he wasn't very respectful and was pushy. I don't know, because he didn't post a review. ALL I know is that when I followed up his request, he gave me some vague bullshit, rather than straight intel.[/LIST][LIST]Bucks is a guy who is perfectly happy to ask for intel to further his own goals, but will not give useful intel in return. He has time to post the shit above, bashing you guys, but not to give you even the vaguest indication of how to find what you're looking for.[/LIST][/QUOTE]Goodshp,
I apologize for not replying to you immediately but did pm you about my experience with Alaina. I didn't really mean to bash anyone just stating the obvious about local AMPs.
As for intel, as a fellow senior member, I tend not to post to much information publicly but will send intel to other seniors for the protection of the girls. Bash as you may but I do follow a code of protection on here.
Bucks.