South Suburb Reports

[QUOTE=FngrBngr;3923716]Thanks.

I was wondering what the hell you weiners were talking about. So to clarify. You can stick it in 2 chicks for 260. Correct? I got the hour the first time. In my opinion it wasn't worth the hour. Plus the girl didn't speak English. So that's an issue. It certainly is the greatest bargain around. Possibly the country. I've read about the mp's in I think pitttsuburg or philly. They sound awesome. Also, the ones in new york sound cool. I think the one's in new york were cuban too! That would be fun. What a great country we live in!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

FINGER OUT![/QUOTE]Yes they offer 2 girls for 260. I was offered 2 on my last visit to the 35th apt and offered in almost every other location as well. They will let you know via text or in person when you walk in. I have yet to try 2 at a time, but will soon.

I've done the NYC apts as well. They are a bit more expensive, but you get way hotter women.

[QUOTE=Gutenberg469;3924990]I've seen references to CT. Only one I know of in area is Crystal Spa. Is there another? Sure hope there is as I had terrible experience at CS.

I had not been to CS for several years. Swore them off after they went downhill some years back. Before I used to be regular there, 2 to 3 times per month. $180 to $200 standard fare back then. I never negotiated. Just put it on stand and always a happy full course hour. Back when.

On my recent first visit and again my last visit forever, I drew Helen. Immediate impression was she was cold, not into her job. No smile, hug, emotion. Just how long, I take money now. Heeding another review, I went with she was shy. But still seemingly cold. Paid $80. Boring shower, back to the room. I put $140 on stand. Helen stammered, and said 'what do you want to do? I thought it a stupid question, but it seemed she was not used to having money like that upfront. I said 'everything'. She left to get condo.

Let me insert a little about myself. MWM. 59.5'11". 203#. I've lost 55# in last year. I keep myself in decent shape. My typical age range is 28 to 35 year olds. I rarely reveal my age, but when I do girls seemed pretty shocked I'm 59. I rarely run into problems with girls, mainly at CS it seems. All in all, I'm not a scary guy. Professional. Humorous, considerate. And some kink.

So Helen comes back. I'm sitting on table. She says lay face down. She proceeds with back massage. Not great. Dry rub; no oil. No teasing. 8 to 10 minutes. Then she says turn over. No segue. I lay on side; room for her. She strips. Tells me again lay face down. I motion and said come lay down; room here. She says no. Lay down. I ask if she ever gets a massage. Says never. I offer to give her a massage. Reply, no, lay down face up. I again offer, again no. Lay down, and I suck Richard. I say I'd like to play a little. Again, lay flat I suck. I say I'd like to play a little. Do what? Feel your beautiful body. Maybe eat pussy. NO, I suck you. Lay down.

So I lay down. She puts on condo. Starts sucking. I've lost what little mojo I had 20 minutes earlier. As most 59 years olds seem to indicate, we like and need some prelude. We don't walk around with hard-ons. We want some mutual stimulation and play.

Well, this was not happening, so little head was pretty dormant. She asked several times, why not hard. Whats matter with you. I replied several times, not excited. So at one point she says I will put my butt in your face and you look at it and get excited. So she did. And I was even less interested.

She continued with why not hard. I finally said, I've lost it because you are cold and mechanical. I'm leaving. Some discussion from her, asking what I want. She offered to try again. Do whatever I want. I just was not into this at all. Tried to get up. She was still on top of me. She changed positions to stay on top, and not let me up. Seriously, she would not let me up. Kept repeating I was done, not happy, leaving. I finally slipped from table, her still on top of me in some awkward position. I ended up standing, holding her, and setting her gently on table. This was so weird.

She continued to argue, wanting me to try again. As I pulled on my pants, I reached into my pocket and pulled out a vibrator. (seriously guys, carry a vibrator, some varying types tingling warming lubes. You will find so many girls that have not used them, and love the hell out of them. And love you for seeing to their pleasures. Over past 8 years I've probably given 8 or 10 to girls I've seen regularly. They are so excited to get it. And we use on next visits. A few times girls have told me need new batteries.) I said this is for the fun time you could have had. She said what is that, never seen before. Seemed genuinely surprised. She was curious. Wanted to see it. I turned it on using different speeds and patterns. She grabbed it, looked at it.

Some glimmer of excitement from her realizing what it was. Now she WANTED to get back to business. But I had zero interest. I continued to get dressed. Told her I would definitely give her bad reviews on 3 sites. Took my vibrator. She's still trying. I open folding curtain, and she starts to the exit door, right across from room. I said no, I'm talking to mamasan.

I proceed to kitchen, where mamasan and other girl were eating. Hard to believe they could not have heard helen talking loudly throughout. But she seemed surprised. Asked what was problem. I gave brief outline. Then helen starts talking to mamasan in native tongue. I finally interrupted and gave me English version. Mamasan became alarmed as I did identify several things she did not want to hear about. But she smiled and said she understood. All in all, mamasan tells helen she has to make this right. I requested $80 back. Helen went to her locker. Got money, walked me to exit. As I was leaving I said 'you will still get 3 bad reviews from me. '. And she slammed that door hard, and cussing in native tongue.

That's my story. Like the saying goes, cannot make this shit up. This ranks up there with a very few bad experiences. Interesting that bad experiences coming to memory are of this place, now and some years back.

And as always, YMMV. If going here, I hope YM Does V. If not, you were warned.

Gute.[/QUOTE]Like you I was a long time Crystal Customerl. Never had a bad experience until a while back I had three in a row. Quit going 4 or 5 years ago. I decided just last night to give it another try. Read your post and changed my mind. The lady I remember best from the old Crystal was Ruby. Way under five feet tall but really good at her job. BTW I think that CT is an abbreviation for Chinatown.

[QUOTE=Gutenberg469;3924990]I've seen references to CT. Only one I know of in area is Crystal Spa. Is there another? Sure hope there is as I had terrible experience at CS.

I had not been to CS for several years. Swore them off after they went downhill some years back. Before I used to be regular there, 2 to 3 times per month. $180 to $200 standard fare back then. I never negotiated. Just put it on stand and always a happy full course hour. Back when.

On my recent first visit and again my last visit forever, I drew Helen. Immediate impression was she was cold, not into her job. No smile, hug, emotion. Just how long, I take money now. Heeding another review, I went with she was shy. But still seemingly cold. Paid $80. Boring shower, back to the room. I put $140 on stand. Helen stammered, and said 'what do you want to do? I thought it a stupid question, but it seemed she was not used to having money like that upfront. I said 'everything'. She left to get condo.

Let me insert a little about myself. MWM. 59.5'11". 203#. I've lost 55# in last year. I keep myself in decent shape. My typical age range is 28 to 35 year olds. I rarely reveal my age, but when I do girls seemed pretty shocked I'm 59. I rarely run into problems with girls, mainly at CS it seems. All in all, I'm not a scary guy. Professional. Humorous, considerate. And some kink.

So Helen comes back. I'm sitting on table. She says lay face down. She proceeds with back massage. Not great. Dry rub; no oil. No teasing. 8 to 10 minutes. Then she says turn over. No segue. I lay on side; room for her. She strips. Tells me again lay face down. I motion and said come lay down; room here. She says no. Lay down. I ask if she ever gets a massage. Says never. I offer to give her a massage. Reply, no, lay down face up. I again offer, again no. Lay down, and I suck Richard. I say I'd like to play a little. Again, lay flat I suck. I say I'd like to play a little. Do what? Feel your beautiful body. Maybe eat pussy. NO, I suck you. Lay down.

So I lay down. She puts on condo. Starts sucking. I've lost what little mojo I had 20 minutes earlier. As most 59 years olds seem to indicate, we like and need some prelude. We don't walk around with hard-ons. We want some mutual stimulation and play.

Well, this was not happening, so little head was pretty dormant. She asked several times, why not hard. Whats matter with you. I replied several times, not excited. So at one point she says I will put my butt in your face and you look at it and get excited. So she did. And I was even less interested.

She continued with why not hard. I finally said, I've lost it because you are cold and mechanical. I'm leaving. Some discussion from her, asking what I want. She offered to try again. Do whatever I want. I just was not into this at all. Tried to get up. She was still on top of me. She changed positions to stay on top, and not let me up. Seriously, she would not let me up. Kept repeating I was done, not happy, leaving. I finally slipped from table, her still on top of me in some awkward position. I ended up standing, holding her, and setting her gently on table. This was so weird.

She continued to argue, wanting me to try again. As I pulled on my pants, I reached into my pocket and pulled out a vibrator. (seriously guys, carry a vibrator, some varying types tingling warming lubes. You will find so many girls that have not used them, and love the hell out of them. And love you for seeing to their pleasures. Over past 8 years I've probably given 8 or 10 to girls I've seen regularly. They are so excited to get it. And we use on next visits. A few times girls have told me need new batteries.) I said this is for the fun time you could have had. She said what is that, never seen before. Seemed genuinely surprised. She was curious. Wanted to see it. I turned it on using different speeds and patterns. She grabbed it, looked at it.

Some glimmer of excitement from her realizing what it was. Now she WANTED to get back to business. But I had zero interest. I continued to get dressed. Told her I would definitely give her bad reviews on 3 sites. Took my vibrator. She's still trying. I open folding curtain, and she starts to the exit door, right across from room. I said no, I'm talking to mamasan.

I proceed to kitchen, where mamasan and other girl were eating. Hard to believe they could not have heard helen talking loudly throughout. But she seemed surprised. Asked what was problem. I gave brief outline. Then helen starts talking to mamasan in native tongue. I finally interrupted and gave me English version. Mamasan became alarmed as I did identify several things she did not want to hear about. But she smiled and said she understood. All in all, mamasan tells helen she has to make this right. I requested $80 back. Helen went to her locker. Got money, walked me to exit. As I was leaving I said 'you will still get 3 bad reviews from me. '. And she slammed that door hard, and cussing in native tongue.

That's my story. Like the saying goes, cannot make this shit up. This ranks up there with a very few bad experiences. Interesting that bad experiences coming to memory are of this place, now and some years back.

And as always, YMMV. If going here, I hope YM Does V. If not, you were warned.

Gute.[/QUOTE]Honestly, it died for me when the ownership changed and Sunny left like 9 years ago. Yeah, I know it wasnt the rotation of new girls brothel it became but she was great and warm. She was genuinely happy to see her regulars. I definitely miss her. I got a 4 hand with her and Sophie once and it was amazing. You could tell Sophie was kind of faking enjoying it but she was putting forth her best effort since Sunny and I got along so well. I also miss the days of the NW IN scene too. Again, just a different attitude from the girls back then.

[QUOTE=Gwynbleidd;3917955]Well, I tried reaching out, but the phone must not work anymore.[/QUOTE]She mentioned she was going out of town for a bit. Keep an eye on AdultSearch. Hopefully she pops back up.

[QUOTE=SzForLife;3924867]I had a dream with Lisa. Attractive older Chinese woman. Asked for feather touch, and that is what I got. Little teasing, and offered SS only. I was kinda turned on, so when I was almost finished I aimed at her face. Missed the target by about 6 inches, and painted her dress instead. She wasn't too happy about it, but ce la vie. Damage: $60 door and $30 tip, because of the mess.

The girl who greeted me when I first came in was young and attractive. May go back just for her.[/QUOTE]All you'll get there is an extremely mediocre massage and no hand job. Go if that's your thing.

Finger.

Was looking for a date tonight when I came across this add. Haven't seen her before and it be nice to try something new but something seems off. Was wondering if anyone here had any experience with the person posting these adds before? Still fairly new to this so any advice is appreciated.

[URL]https://backpage.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/26877504/[/URL]

Dreamt of a session with Kelly. TS had plenty of teasing. 5 minutes in sweatbox then off to room. Slow massage, 3 minutes in asked what I wanted. Told her and clothes fell off immediately. Body smoking hot. 69 action soon followed. Her honey pot tasted like strawberry. Literally like strawberries. She had some kind of edible lotion or cream down there. I lasted a total of 7 minutes, before I finished.

She said next time we "boom-boom". I said no, that's not my thing. She was surprised, said all customers want that. I told get I am not needing boom-boom, I just want the experience of tasting a Korean woman. She kinda dug that.

That was my first time ever going higher than L1 at an AMP. For me it's more exhibitionism than anything else. But she was smoking hot (imo), and I got caught up in the moment. Tipped very high $. 2. Just because she had skills, and she tasted so good. She said she lives in Milwaukee, so I don't know how long she will be around. Will 100% repeat, boom-boom free.

I want to publicly apologize to Barney. I was not calling your post BS! When I said I call BS, I meant it as the bust was BS and I hoped it gets thrown out when it goes to court. I don't make comments like that.

[QUOTE=Barney;3917590]I don't post BS.

[URL]http://www.wvli927.com/2018/07/20/massage-parlor-busted/[/URL]

Also see facebook:

Village of Monee Police department.

Scroll down to July 19.

Barney.[/QUOTE]

I saw this lovely sweet girl today! I saw she had a lot of BS comments on the list crawler site, but saw some very nice ones too. Her in-call is in Harvey off of Halsted. She is very cute and pic's are all of her. She's not a dainty little flower, but I'm not either. I found her to be very cute, curvy, big boobies and a very sweet ass. What a sexy smile and big pretty eyes. $$ for 1 hour of GFE, daty, BBBJ. We started out making out a little, she went into the bathroom to freshen up! Her oral skills are off the charts, she was very into some serious daty and can take a pounding doggy style! I didn't feel rushed and had good value for the money. Treat her right and she'll take very good care of you!

[URL]https://backpage.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/26885391/amira[/URL]

Anyone been to Best lately? I have fond memories and want to make sure they have not become foggy with time. Any other suggestions for L1 nearby?

[QUOTE=SouthSideAndy;3926035]Honestly, it died for me when the ownership changed and Sunny left like 9 years ago. Yeah, I know it wasnt the rotation of new girls brothel it became but she was great and warm. She was genuinely happy to see her regulars. I definitely miss her. I got a 4 hand with her and Sophie once and it was amazing. You could tell Sophie was kind of faking enjoying it but she was putting forth her best effort since Sunny and I got along so well. I also miss the days of the NW IN scene too. Again, just a different attitude from the girls back then.[/QUOTE]Sunny was one in a million and I was sorry to see her go. I had many good encounters at the CS, but many of the new girls were trying to jack up the cost and not providing good value. Really, 160 for 10 maybe 15 minutes? I've not been there since 2015.

Long time lurker. Was into the MP thing years ago. Want to get back in, AMP fine. I.

I seen old posts about the 2 in Palos, on 127, east of Harlem and West of it. No really new updates. Also, see plenty in Tinley area. Looking just for L1 with light roam. Standard $40 tip. Sowthwest burbs. Thanks.

Took some time off. Looking for any new reviews om AMP. The 2 right by each other in Palos, pass by all the time. Few in Tinley. Looking Southwest burbs. Light roam with just L1 $ total with tip. Thanks.

Does any one know if Portia is still seeing people. She used to be in Matteson.

[QUOTE=Rider23;3937271]Does any one know if Portia is still seeing people. She used to be in Matteson.[/QUOTE]She still sees people and is still in Matteson.

Wind up going to see her?

[QUOTE=Goss3;3929439]Was looking for a date tonight when I came across this add. Haven't seen her before and it be nice to try something new but something seems off. Was wondering if anyone here had any experience with the person posting these adds before? Still fairly new to this so any advice is appreciated.

[URL]https://backpage.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/26877504/[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Satriani;3937956]She still sees people and is still in Matteson.[/QUOTE]Portia is just very selective in who she see's and stopped posting ad's.

[QUOTE=Magooski;3938863]Portia is just very selective in who she see's and stopped posting ad's.[/QUOTE]Is she the slightly older light er skinned black lady?

[QUOTE=JolieThornDog;3939937]Is she the slightly older light er skinned black lady?[/QUOTE]I would guess yes. Not sure about the lighter skinned part. I guess a bit. Great fun. Loves to make out. Good head. Not the tightest IMO. Actually been trying to get out to see here again, but seems like she is only available during daytime / very early evening hours.

[QUOTE=Dude300;3939993]I would guess yes. Not sure about the lighter skinned part. I guess a bit. Great fun. Loves to make out. Good head. Not the tightest IMO. Actually been trying to get out to see here again, but seems like she is only available during daytime / very early evening hours.[/QUOTE]She's never done appointments much after 8 pm for her safety as long as I've known her. She's not in her 20's, but not that old either!

[QUOTE=Magooski;3940213]She's never done appointments much after 8 pm for her safety as long as I've known her. She's not in her 20's, but not that old either![/QUOTE]Ok thank you. I called around 7 so that might explain why I didn't get an answer. I will try again earlier.

[QUOTE=Magooski;3940213]She's never done appointments much after 8 pm for her safety as long as I've known her. She's not in her 20's, but not that old either![/QUOTE]A long time ago she did a bit later. I remember one time talking to her at like 10 PM. Actually might have seen her later that night eventually. I don't remember. But yah now its like 7 PM or so is the cutoff. I have messaged her after work around 5 a few times and not heard back till 7 or 8 when she is done for the day.

Does anyone know anything about this girl? [URL]https://www.bedpage.com/backpage-chicago/TherapeuticMassage/come-experience-a-sensual-luxury-body-rub-beverly-evergreen-park-oak-lawn/6267460[/URL].

The pics look good but I don't recall any discussion about her on this thread or on the Chicago threads. Just wanting to be cautious before walking up to an unknown situation at 107th & Longwood in Chicago. I may just TOFFT, but if there is any intelligence about her, I would like to take advantage of it.

[QUOTE=NotSoOld;3941816]Does anyone know anything about this girl? [URL]https://www.bedpage.com/backpage-chicago/TherapeuticMassage/come-experience-a-sensual-luxury-body-rub-beverly-evergreen-park-oak-lawn/6267460[/URL].

The pics look good but I don't recall any discussion about her on this thread or on the Chicago threads. Just wanting to be cautious before walking up to an unknown situation at 107th & Longwood in Chicago. I may just TOFFT, but if there is any intelligence about her, I would like to take advantage of it.[/QUOTE]Google her phone number. She has ads in multiple cities over a 4 year period. Most likely she is safe, but may not be FS.

Jackie.

[QUOTE=Rider23;3937271]Does any one know if Portia is still seeing people. She used to be in Matteson.[/QUOTE]I have spoken with her a couple of times, but I was too late and too far to make it work.

I saw her a few times 2 years ago. Trying to get back. She is a great ride. A whole lot of fun and really chill.

If you can see her, do it. She is an ATF candidate.

Jackie.

Yes I tried contact with Portia earlier in the day and was successful. She is a real treat to see and a wonderful person. I will be staying in contact with her.

[QUOTE=SzForLife;3924867]I had a dream with Lisa. Attractive older Chinese woman. Asked for feather touch, and that is what I got. Little teasing, and offered SS only. I was kinda turned on, so when I was almost finished I aimed at her face. Missed the target by about 6 inches, and painted her dress instead. She wasn't too happy about it, but ce la vie. Damage: $60 door and $30 tip, because of the mess.

The girl who greeted me when I first came in was young and attractive. May go back just for her.[/QUOTE]Just to clarify. They wanted you to jerk yourself off. Correct?

I went. There is a younger Chinese bird. There. She's prob 18-30. On the younger end. She said she worked at the other place in tinley too but she likes moonlight much better. I was told to pull out yesterday in a bb session. There had to be 1-2 oz of cum al over her stomach. She says she doesn't want her boyfriend to know and it would be a dead giveaway. No shit! Too funny. I was certainly proud of the load although it means I must not be getting enough pussy.

Finger.

The younger one is Cindy and the older is Lisa. I wasn't so lucky with Cindy and was only offered SS too. 😔.

[QUOTE=FngrBngr;3944920]Just to clarify. They wanted you to jerk yourself off. Correct?

I went. There is a younger Chinese bird. There. She's prob 18-30. On the younger end. She said she worked at the other place in tinley too but she likes moonlight much better. I was told to pull out yesterday in a bb session. There had to be 1-2 oz of cum al over her stomach. She says she doesn't want her boyfriend to know and it would be a dead giveaway. No shit! Too funny. I was certainly proud of the load although it means I must not be getting enough pussy.

Finger.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IggyD;3944972]The younger one is Cindy and the older is Lisa. I wasn't so lucky with Cindy and was only offered SS too. 😔.[/QUOTE]At moonlight I was only offered self service by younger chick. I am shocked that another poster said he banged her as it seems most can't even get her to stroke it.

[QUOTE=FngrBngr;3944920]Just to clarify. They wanted you to jerk yourself off. Correct?

I went. There is a younger Chinese bird. There. She's prob 18-30. On the younger end. She said she worked at the other place in tinley too but she likes moonlight much better. I was told to pull out yesterday in a bb session. There had to be 1-2 oz of cum al over her stomach. She says she doesn't want her boyfriend to know and it would be a dead giveaway. No shit! Too funny. I was certainly proud of the load although it means I must not be getting enough pussy.

Finger.[/QUOTE]Yes sir. And her dress paid for it.

[QUOTE=Rider23;3944083]Yes I tried contact with Portia earlier in the day and was successful. She is a real treat to see and a wonderful person. I will be staying in contact with her.[/QUOTE]Which day did you hook up with Portia?

[QUOTE=Magooski;3948002]Which day did you hook up with Portia?[/QUOTE]I met up with her on Tuesday afternoon. Very fun visit.

Have some free time next weekend and looking for a provider out south who knows her way around a prostate. I know there are a handful of gals in the city who provide such services but I don't really have the opportunity to go all that way. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Saw her recently and she is very accommodating, willing and available for reasonable $.

[QUOTE=Rider23;3950882]I met up with her on Tuesday afternoon. Very fun visit.[/QUOTE]

I'm in that area and would love to visit her. How does one find / contact her?

[QUOTE=Satriani;3962142]Saw her recently and she is very accommodating, willing and available for reasonable $.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IggyD;3962597]I'm in that area and would love to visit her. How does one find / contact her?[/QUOTE]The great googeler will get you what you desire! Perhaps Escort Babylon search.

Is this the Portia that you all are speaking about? If yes, I see nothing but great reviews but this lady looks like a cross dressing dude to me. What am I missing?

[QUOTE=Bm392;3964755]Is this the Portia that you all are speaking about? If yes, I see nothing but great reviews but this lady looks like a cross dressing dude to me. What am I missing?[/QUOTE]I never did like this pic, plus it's old. She is 100% woman and will prove it.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/morgan-escort-chicago-420699[/URL]#erotic.

I was trying to see her Fri. But ended up going to the archer people that moved. Its right by sox park now. I banged katie and there was another girl there that I wish I could have banged. Its not GFE really. Covered BJ which is fine with me. Cowgirl then miss to completion. I asked her to shower with me but she wouldn't. All in all, not a bad time. It costs 130 for their time. Anyone know about the girl in the ad morgan? I really want to bang her if she is real. Let me know please. Also, I'd love to see portia. I've never seen her. Pm me where her location is. Motel or residence?

Thanks.

Finger.

Saw this place when I was driving past. Its on Lagrange Road, in a strip mall north of 143rd on the west side of the street.

I walked in, and a pretty, younger girl greeted me. Got a vibe that the place was legit. Just asked for pricing and left.

$75 deep tissue per hour.

$65 Thai massage per hour.

Very clean looking, but didn't want to through money to the wind today. Anyine have reports on this place?