MotorCity Mayhem

[QUOTE=EastsideYoung;5646891]More than likely a slim jim. It's like people with money for example. You know a mfers broke when they're always tryin to tell you how much money they have. People who really got it don't feel the need to let everyone know everytime they speak.[/QUOTE]Y'all responding to his report are one or both of the above. The context in which size became relevant was informative about her not him. I for one appreciate knowing which providers can handle a big Dick because yeah, I got a big one too. And don't worry all you little Dick guys out there, because a pussy don't get blown out like that. Like the she had children comment? That's ignorant on many levels.

We can take this to the fight room or cleanup this mess and get back to posting relevant and informative stuff.

[QUOTE=Argongas1;5645741]Every single Republican voter in my family has been (willingly) unemployed for years and / or addicted to various narcotics. Waiting for the "jobs to come back". Never apply when they do. On disability for things they don't really have. Every one of them.

Liberal me? I work usually 50+ hours a week. Big house. College degree. Living my dream.

You're an idiot. Or you made that shot because you're (probably) racist. Or both.[/QUOTE]For certain. Not all of the idiots that I know are democrats. On the other hand, all of the democrats that I know are idiots. Just sayin.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5646735]I must have misunderstood the purpose of this forum. I thought it was to exchange as much info as possible about providers to steer mongers to the good ones and away from the bad ones. Looks like it has just become another troll convention. I wrote seven paragraphs about a lovely girl including the fact that she is a bonafide spinner and THAT was all you came away with?

SalBassm, I yield to your superior intellect and your typical one line, "she's a pig" posts. You truly have an overwhelming economy with words. And original thoughts.

I'm a big guy. I like small women. I figure there are other mongers who are big guys that like small women. I only mention my magnificent dick when it is relevant, like to inform other mongers which girls can and cannot take dick.

I've posted eleven detailed reviews since I started in February. How many have you posted since then that are anything more than "she did this for that much money and she's a pig"? How many in your 3 1/2 years of posting to this forum?

If you don't like my stuff, don't read it, or better yet, block me, but either way stop wasting everyone's time with your unproductive drival.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that seems to fit quite well, since you can't find a woman who can handle you.

All shall bow down to you, you Magnificent Dick.

[QUOTE=Jp1225;5647174]Y'all responding to his report are one or both of the above. The context in which size became relevant was informative about her not him. I for one appreciate knowing which providers can handle a big Dick because yeah, I got a big one too. And don't worry all you little Dick guys out there, because a pussy don't get blown out like that. Like the she had children comment? That's ignorant on many levels.

We can take this to the fight room or cleanup this mess and get back to posting relevant and informative stuff.[/QUOTE]Childbirth makes women have blown-out pussies. We aren't ignorant. We read it on the interwebs. Big dicks turn women into unusable caverns. We are not worthy of you and your ilk, oh Great Biggus Dickus.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5648099]Childbirth makes women have blown-out pussies. We aren't ignorant. We read it on the interwebs. Big dicks turn women into unusable caverns. We are not worthy of you and your ilk, oh Great Biggus Dickus.[/QUOTE]She had kids? Do we know if they were vag or section. That's one. And 2, while the pussy may change size / shape after childbirth it is obviously not ruined (or else they would be one kid and done). But back to what was being argued, a big Dick blowing a pussy out. Naw. Doesn't happen. How many times they fuck, doesn't matter either. Now what might matter is she takes a liking to how a big Dick feels over a small Dick. That's possible. But trust me I've been outright rejected just from them looking at my Dick and saying no that won't fit and they refuse to try. Or they try and they don't like the pressure. Some like them small. So it's more a curse than a blessing. Besides it truly is how you use it that matters any girl will tell you that. So let's not get hung (ha) up on Dick size. It's like Goldilocks, it has to be just right. Every pussy has a perfectly matched Dick out there, so go find yours.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5648099]Childbirth makes women have blown-out pussies. We aren't ignorant. We read it on the interwebs. Big dicks turn women into unusable caverns. We are not worthy of you and your ilk, oh Great Biggus Dickus.[/QUOTE]Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

— ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

Halle Berry - "I don't know if this is weird, but I like when you're kissing someone, and they like, kinda suck the tongue. It might not be weird, but that turns me on. ".

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5646735]I must have misunderstood the purpose of this forum. I thought it was to exchange as much info as possible about providers to steer mongers to the good ones and away from the bad ones. Looks like it has just become another troll convention. I wrote seven paragraphs about a lovely girl including the fact that she is a bonafide spinner and THAT was all you came away with?

SalBassm, I yield to your superior intellect and your typical one line, "she's a pig" posts. You truly have an overwhelming economy with words. And original thoughts.

I'm a big guy. I like small women. I figure there are other mongers who are big guys that like small women. I only mention my magnificent dick when it is relevant, like to inform other mongers which girls can and cannot take dick.

I've posted eleven detailed reviews since I started in February. How many have you posted since then that are anything more than "she did this for that much money and she's a pig"? How many in your 3 1/2 years of posting to this forum?

If you don't like my stuff, don't read it, or better yet, block me, but either way stop wasting everyone's time with your unproductive drival.[/QUOTE]I for one appreciate your posts. Don't let these comments bother you. Keep the info and posts flowing.

[QUOTE=Jackknoff;5648360]I for one appreciate your posts. Don't let these comments bother you. Keep the info and posts flowing.[/QUOTE]What he said.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5648287]Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN.[/QUOTE]You're really good at recognizing sarcasm, champ.

Nice misattribution on that quote too, fool. It wasn't Lincoln, nor Twain either.

[QUOTE=Jp1225;5648207]She had kids? Do we know if they were vag or section. That's one. And 2, while the pussy may change size / shape after childbirth it is obviously not ruined (or else they would be one kid and done). But back to what was being argued, a big Dick blowing a pussy out. Naw. Doesn't happen. How many times they fuck, doesn't matter either. Now what might matter is she takes a liking to how a big Dick feels over a small Dick. That's possible. But trust me I've been outright rejected just from them looking at my Dick and saying no that won't fit and they refuse to try. Or they try and they don't like the pressure. Some like them small. So it's more a curse than a blessing. Besides it truly is how you use it that matters any girl will tell you that. So let's not get hung (ha) up on Dick size. It's like Goldilocks, it has to be just right. Every pussy has a perfectly matched Dick out there, so go find yours.[/QUOTE]But I read it on the interwebs that women who fuck a lot get big pussies. The interwebs can't be wrong.

You too get an A+ for your ability to recognize sarcasm.

But yes women do prefer different size dicks? Sure. Some are size queens, others prefer smaller.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5648607]You're really good at recognizing sarcasm, champ.

Nice misattribution on that quote too, fool. It wasn't Lincoln, nor Twain either.[/QUOTE]Let's not worry about big dicks ruining pussy. Let's worry about the big wallets who want to drown out the the reasonable guys and truly ruin it for everyone. Girls that used to be 100 all day now posting for 300-500 because one guy with $ to burn puts it in their head they should charge more (most likely so that he can monopolize her) or expecting and more absurdly getting deposits from fools. That's the real threat.

[QUOTE=Jp1225;5648207]She had kids? Do we know if they were vag or section. That's one. And 2, while the pussy may change size / shape after childbirth it is obviously not ruined (or else they would be one kid and done). But back to what was being argued, a big Dick blowing a pussy out. Naw. Doesn't happen. How many times they fuck, doesn't matter either. Now what might matter is she takes a liking to how a big Dick feels over a small Dick. That's possible. But trust me I've been outright rejected just from them looking at my Dick and saying no that won't fit and they refuse to try. Or they try and they don't like the pressure. Some like them small. So it's more a curse than a blessing. Besides it truly is how you use it that matters any girl will tell you that. So let's not get hung (ha) up on Dick size. It's like Goldilocks, it has to be just right. Every pussy has a perfectly matched Dick out there, so go find yours.[/QUOTE]You are probably bigger than I. I've only had one girl, (young by the airport) Amber, get a look at me and balk. I convinced her to try but it quickly became clear we were "a bad fit".

As for myself: What we have here is pure Michigan White Snake, but not TOO buku. [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNyLEIM0C_8[/URL] (FYI. I don't personally condone the racialized end of the clip, but the rest is too good not to use).

[QUOTE=HungaryMan;5648288]Halle Berry - "I don't know if this is weird, but I like when you're kissing someone, and they like, kinda suck the tongue. It might not be weird, but that turns me on. ".[/QUOTE]Couldn't agree more.

[QUOTE=TheMonkeyKing;5653999]Ignore my other post. New to that site and was a little dumb.

Gentlemen let's talk about a dream I had with this one today. My goodness gracious. In this dream all frustrations with a parachute are gone. In this dream all my dreams came true and I had a HELL of a time.

10/10 dream was no hustle good to go will repeat again. Hoping to go back to bed and have this dream all over again today.

Hopefully you'll have a great dream too, and hopefully it'll have her in it.

Went through about ten different potentials today, most not even doing a review on.[/QUOTE]You used a lot of words but didn't say much. Glad you sorted out the phone #. Exactly whom did you dream about? A link or even a name would be helpful. When you say you "went through about 10 different potentials today", does that mean you dreamt wilh all 10 today?. Called? Thought about calling? Links for those would be helpful too. Specificity is a definite plus.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5654276]You used a lot of words but didn't say much. Glad you sorted out the phone #. Exactly whom did you dream about? A link or even a name would be helpful. When you say you "went through about 10 different potentials today", does that mean you dreamt wilh all 10 today?. Called? Thought about calling? Links for those would be helpful too. Specificity is a definite plus.[/QUOTE]After sifting through all the dreaming, I think it was the one inquired about in post 16921. The over the top gushing about her in this really positive report makes me a bit suspicious, too "white knightey".

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5662451]WillieRichie shared in good faith. Let's just apppreciate the work he put into those posts and say "thanks". Just remember that not all mongers have the same taste in women or the same budget. If WR would rather have a lot of cheaper dates rather than "save it up" for an Eros or Tryst girl that some guys might find more attractive but might be a lousy performer, that's his business.

My two cents.[/QUOTE]You meant two lira, white knight.

[QUOTE=Argongas1;5645741]Every single Republican voter in my family has been (willingly) unemployed for years and / or addicted to various narcotics. Waiting for the "jobs to come back". Never apply when they do. On disability for things they don't really have. Every one of them.

Liberal me? I work usually 50+ hours a week. Big house. College degree. Living my dream.

You're an idiot. Or you made that shot because you're (probably) racist. Or both.[/QUOTE]1 You're playing the race-card on a guy that has numerous reviews on black providers.

2 Stop it, you don't have anyone in your family that votes republican.

[QUOTE=Argongas1;5645741]Every single Republican voter in my family has been (willingly) unemployed for years and / or addicted to various narcotics. Waiting for the "jobs to come back". Never apply when they do. On disability for things they don't really have. Every one of them.[/QUOTE]I can confirm, through my job I've noticed a lot of the homes that have large Trump flags and "All lives matter" flags are indeed occupied by non working social service receiving individuals. Seen it more times than I can count. LOL.

America, Fuk yeah!

[QUOTE=NeilYoung999;5677461]I can confirm, through my job I've noticed a lot of the homes that have large Trump flags and "All lives matter" flags are indeed occupied by non working social service receiving individuals. Seen it more times than I can count. America, Fuk yeah![/QUOTE]Its been my experience that just the opposite is true and I can't believe with the current state of this country people would still be talking about trump. 4 years of unprecedented growth, security and lowest unemployment in our history. Now we have a socialist, radical administration that is creating lazy people with giveaway money, highest debt cycle and record inflation. I'm republican but used to believe Democrats we the correct party. My circle of friends are all for the most part republican. College educated, professionally employed, charitable, open minded, accepting of all. Having an opinion and the ability to express it is an American luxury and a right. Flying a trump flag or an all lives matter, I don't do either, carries the same weight and privilege as flying a BLM and Sleepy Joe flag. The fact that you generalize inaccurately shows that you not only have no clue but are sold on the media narrative and fail to observe reality for yourself.

[QUOTE=NeilYoung999;5677461]I can confirm, through my job I've noticed a lot of the homes that have large Trump flags and "All lives matter" flags are indeed occupied by non working social service receiving individuals. Seen it more times than I can count. LOL.

America, Fuk yeah![/QUOTE]You sound like a generalizing idiot at best. Very low critical thinking. Very high ASSumtive skills. Your an idiot.

[QUOTE=Mortar31;5678014]Its been my experience that just the opposite is true and I can't believe with the current state of this country people would still be talking about trump. 4 years of unprecedented growth, security and lowest unemployment in our history. Now we have a socialist, radical administration that is creating lazy people with giveaway money, highest debt cycle and record inflation. I'm republican but used to believe Democrats we the correct party. My circle of friends are all for the most part republican. College educated, professionally employed, charitable, open minded, accepting of all. Having an opinion and the ability to express it is an American luxury and a right. Flying a trump flag or an all lives matter, I don't do either, carries the same weight and privilege as flying a BLM and Sleepy Joe flag. The fact that you generalize inaccurately shows that you not only have no clue but are sold on the media narrative and fail to observe reality for yourself.[/QUOTE]The only unprecedented growth under Trump was the National Debt. We just hit the lowest unemployment numbers last month since the 1960's as I recall. Oh, and inflation is not at record levels by a long shot.

Late seventies, early 80's inflation was 20 - 25%.

You and the previous poster are both guilty of inaccurate generalizing. IMO.

[QUOTE=FatHammer;5678627]The only unprecedented growth under Trump was the National Debt. We just hit the lowest unemployment numbers last month since the 1960's as I recall. Oh, and inflation is not at record levels by a long shot.

Late seventies, early 80's inflation was 20 - 25%.

You and the previous poster are both guilty of inaccurate generalizing. IMO.[/QUOTE]Fat hammer I can verify my facts. Yours are emotional. The current squad has printed more money than has been printed by the last 10 presidents. Businesses can't find workers. There is no record employment rates. I do this for a living. I know the real numbers. You're claims are highly inaccurate. I will say it again. You are drinking the Kool-Aid. I won't comment on this subject further. Do more independent research. I do this for a living, you don't.

[QUOTE=Mortar31;5679123]Fat hammer I can verify my facts. Yours are emotional. The current squad has printed more money than has been printed by the last 10 presidents. Businesses can't find workers. There is no record employment rates. I do this for a living. I know the real numbers. You're claims are highly inaccurate. I will say it again. You are drinking the Kool-Aid. I won't comment on this subject further. Do more independent research. I do this for a living, you don't.[/QUOTE]Dude, take your politics to your friends on Facebook. No one on the sex board wants to hear this nonsense.

[QUOTE=Jackknoff;5679175]Dude, take your politics to your friends on Facebook. No one on the sex board wants to hear this nonsense.[/QUOTE]"Dude" - I love how you can speak for the 700,000 members on this site.

[QUOTE=Mortar31;5678014]Its been my experience that just the opposite is true and I can't believe with the current state of this country people would still be talking about trump. 4 years of unprecedented growth, security and lowest unemployment in our history. [b]Now we have a socialist, radical administration that is creating lazy people with giveaway money, highest debt cycle and record inflation[/b]. I'm republican but used to believe Democrats we the correct party. My circle of friends are all for the most part republican. College educated, professionally employed, charitable, open minded, accepting of all. Having an opinion and the ability to express it is an American luxury and a right. Flying a trump flag or an all lives matter, I don't do either, carries the same weight and privilege as flying a BLM and Sleepy Joe flag. The fact that you generalize inaccurately shows that you not only have no clue but are sold on the media narrative and fail to observe reality for yourself.[/QUOTE]It hasn't even been a year, how fucked up do you think it will be in another 3 years. God help us.

[QUOTE=CrackHoreLover;5679259]It hasn't even been a year, how fucked up do you think it will be in another 3 years. God help us.[/QUOTE]Amen. The condition of this country has never been worse. Democrats hate this country and will stop at nothing to destroy it. Unprecedented crime, needles and fecal matter littering every sidewalk, and department stores getting robbed of hundreds of thousands of dollars at a time is what we get in Joe Biden's America.

[QUOTE=Jackknoff;5679175]Dude, take your politics to your friends on Facebook. No one on the sex board wants to hear this nonsense.[/QUOTE]I was responding to a political comment.

News flash. Joe Biden is a "moderate" at best.

[QUOTE=Mortar31;5679123]Fat hammer I can verify my facts. Yours are emotional. The current squad has printed more money than has been printed by the last 10 presidents. Businesses can't find workers. There is no record employment rates. I do this for a living. I know the real numbers. You're claims are highly inaccurate. I will say it again. You are drinking the Kool-Aid. I won't comment on this subject further. Do more independent research. I do this for a living, you don't.[/QUOTE]Someone got the good, good crack.

[QUOTE=CakeComa;5680787]Needed a new bike last week. Stopped by flight to see if I could find something that fit me right. Usually the place if you like upscale bicycles all done up with sparkly tassels and the rest of the bells and whistles. This day was no different. Found a gorgeous little thing calling out my name to take her for a ride around the block. Price tag was wooo kinda high. But negotiations with the sales girl went ok. Knocked off a few dollars off the top if I promised to come back for another ride next week. Told her depends on how she rides. She was more than sure that I'd love the ride. So payed the rental fee and $25 tax to take her for a spin. Let me take it around the scenic route so I could enjoy the views for as long as I was willing and able. I took my time. Really worked up a sweat trying to get as much value for the rental fee I could. Took it off road for a bit of a more rough wild ride for a minute there. Really handled everything I threw at it beautifully. Really pounded it trying to break it in the best I could. After I finished my ride, had to wait a bit for the sales girl to wipe down the mess from my off road adventure. Rental girl made sure to give me her personal line so she can be ready next time I cum to rent the bike again. Even to maybe take it to a different track to try it out. Said she doesn't usually let others ride it on any other tracks but she' was willing to make exception. Best bike rentals in Michigan. Have yet to find better. Will take it for a spin again next week. Hopefully on a new track. Be safe and ride safe. Helmets save lives.[/QUOTE]I couldn't even make it past the first few sentences.

CakeComa, your posting style is so immature I wonder if you're of legal age to be on this site.

[QUOTE=CrackHoreLover;5682640]I couldn't even make it past the first few sentences.

CakeComa, your posting style is so immature I wonder if you're of legal age to be on this site.[/QUOTE]I was going to post that he had written an awful lot of words to tell us absolutely nothing about his trip to Flight Club errrr Bicycle Rental and that he danced with a figment of his imagination. Then someone commented that it was a good review. Do they both read the same fairy tales?

[QUOTE=CrackHoreLover;5682640]I couldn't even make it past the first few sentences.

CakeComa, your posting style is so immature I wonder if you're of legal age to be on this site.[/QUOTE]I found his report original and entertaining.

[QUOTE=CrackHoreLover;5682640]I couldn't even make it past the first few sentences.

CakeComa, your posting style is so immature I wonder if you're of legal age to be on this site.[/QUOTE]He's just a loser. Tried his hand at being clever and failed miserably. He says he doesn't want to put her on blast and ruin her source of income but if his good experience was true, wouldn't it help her to say "so and so was worth the trip?

[QUOTE=JustSomeone06;5685552]Maria fucking crazy guys.

Yeah she cool then she gets mad she threaten you, or keep you up worrying if she set you up, if you see her alot and she BBBJ you, then you finish in her mouth she said "she set me up" but putting "end product" in.

Her vagina, and since I left her alone after bitching at her thru text she said no thanks to you but I'm getting a abortion, next Friday. Back in July so if anyone saw her back in June, July, of 2021. And if she pregnant now or looks pregnant yall might want to change you name, move states. If anyone saw her in the past week or 2 post here is she looks 5 months pregnant? I don't rawdog sex workers not do I do BBBJ. But she crazy.[/QUOTE]Let's have a name change contest. Before we start, a translation might help.

Suggestions?

[QUOTE=Jackknoff;5679175]Dude, take your politics to your friends on Facebook. No one on the sex board wants to hear this nonsense.[/QUOTE]Some people just can't stop themselves it seems. You can be anywhere and be accosted by it. It makes me hesitant to even sit next to someone at a bar or diner. I was at a breakfast diner in royal oak. Some old guy sits next to me and starts talking... First you know up north and fishing comes up, cool I like up north and fishing. Next thing you know I got to hear about his politics. Yammering on and on about socialism. It's like the old red scare of yester year.

[QUOTE=Pbone888;5685741]I want to fly up to Detroit and do a one hour threesome / fourseome with super hot dancers. I hear Flight Club is the place. Dollars no object. I'm serious and helpful comments only please.[/QUOTE]I think most guys are going to say you're full of it.

[QUOTE=CrackHoreLover;5686353]I think most guys are going to say you're full of it.[/QUOTE]His idea doesn't make much sense. Why squeeze yourself into a small booth when a spacious hotel room can work? If money is no object like he says the arrangement doesn't make any sense. Go to a FKK club in Germany. Agreed, it doesn't add up.

[QUOTE=CommonSteve666;5686648]His idea doesn't make much sense. Why squeeze yourself into a small booth when a spacious hotel room can work? If money is no object like he says the arrangement doesn't make any sense. Go to a FKK club in Germany. Agreed, it doesn't add up.[/QUOTE]I don't know what makes me roll my eyes more, the guys that post total BS or the guys that reply to it like it's true. Common sense, common sense, common sense, it's really your best tool in the hobby.

[QUOTE=WowBadExperien;5690195]Before I got there she promised me everything. BB. GFE. Didn't ask for greek but I believe she says yes to everything but then says no in person. This provider who has no name in her ad took my 100, gave me a taste of candy when I got there, and every time I reached to touch her she said give me five minutes, give me five seconds, and literally would not let me touch her at all. Once I managed to touch her leg a little before she jumped away. She then explained she had an uber coming and needed to go and we could still do the date if I would give her a ride. I said okay if the date goes well I will bring you and she was very upset by this. She said of course it is going to go well you know it is going to go well. But I was pretty sure it wouldn't. On top of that I don't want to bring an unstable provider who has candy with her in the car anywhere, much less to a destination I know nothing about. She was about to send the uber on his way but I just had a feeling I was going to be roped into driving her around and I wouldn't be able to escape without a loud and nasty argument. All this I believe was so she could escape paying the uber guy $20 to get wherever she had to go. So I said I'm leaving, take your uber. The uber was actually right outside, got there a few minutes after me. Told me she had a $400 date she couldn't miss. [b]Can I have some of my money back please[/b]. No. Just to be clear, she has the best candy I've tasted ever, but I got about $5 or $10 worth, not $100. But absolute ripoff. The pictures are accurate but maybe a little bit pre-candy. She now looks like she has trouble taking care of herself. Fingernails dirty, dirt on her skin. And her judgment is a little bit off as I believe you can tell from this story. Pictures are accurate though, she is pretty. But there are already too many pretty girls in this world that I can't touch. When I told her she is the worst but best candy, she said "lmfao". Very bad judgment. This particular provider could have made a lot of money just from me if she had played it straight. Caveat emptor.

[URL]https://detroit.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/22-years-old-very-open-minded/331820547037[/URL][/QUOTE]This is half the reason why the hobby is so fucked up, guys like you that let these girls walk all over them.