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[QUOTE=Lennox65;5952602]There is zero chance that that woman is doing sit ups on the bed that you will have sex on if you answer the ad. The pics are all generic boilerplate. It is NEVER the girl in the pic. NEVER.[/QUOTE]If you haven't noticed by now, near the bottom of those ads, there's a disclaimer that simply states, "We are an agency and serve many cities. Photos are a likeness of the girls presented but may not be 100% accurate. " So there you go.
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[QUOTE=Breer5411;5944957]FYI no water= they don't like you.
No girl that comes up north has no experience, this is where the girls from the city come when they either a. Suck [URL]b.com[/URL]plain about the volume in the city or c. Are too old and get too many complaints in the city (which mama considers bad luck and driving away business).[/QUOTE]Yeah, sadly this is mostly true. I'm rarely in NYC but when I am the service is great, the girls are pro's and they are on average not as grey and wrinkled.
Since everyone is on the Bedford band wagon, I will add that I went 1-2 months ago. I had no idea of apples vs oranges at the time, but got apples and was pleased. Opted for 1/2 hr, decent massage but almost no tease. $ for CBJ. I declined and she proceeded with standard HE, which I must admit was pretty good. She had no problem with UTC up top, and dear lord are they nice. Full reveal, you'd think she was nulliparous from the feel of them. Allowed pretty vigorous OTC down below. I feel like every provider says "oh, so strong," when you finally release. I can't help but laugh a little. Clean up followed by scalp / face massage. Now that people mention it, I don't recall if I was offered water, but I've gotten in the habit of declining it. Maybe I should take it as a courtesy from now on. Was not rushed, as I was on a time limit myself and had to be out at a certain time, and I was. Would definitely return.
I've been a regular here for some time. They have gone through phases of being really good and really bad. Went recently and an older but pretty-ish spinner, well made up and with big B's leads me to the room. I think her name is Katie. I'm like this has potential.
Lame massage, no tease, shorted me 20 minutes. On the flip I ask for BJ and she says how much. I put up one finger and she laughs. I hand her a hundred and the rubber and she laughs and says no 150. I'm like who are you kidding, its always 80-100.
She balks, asks if that's all the money I have. I take the rubber and the $100 back and put it in my pants pocket. She quickly changes her tune and gives me a rough, toothy, awful BJ stopping to ask "you cum" yet. Several times. Eventually I finish with the hand and I GTFO.
Terrible. Service, no skills, and a brutal haggle.
80-100 for a BJ from a 50 year old woman is the max I pay. If she asks for $150 it better be boom boom.
Never mind Peabody Annex. Sadly I won't be back. There are 5 other places within a mile radius of there that do a much better job.
What a disappointing waste of money.
[QUOTE=Spectator;5957352]I've been a regular here for some time. They have gone through phases of being really good and really bad. Went recently and an older but pretty-ish spinner, well made up and with big B's leads me to the room. I think her name is Katie. I'm like this has potential.
Lame massage, no tease, shorted me 20 minutes. On the flip I ask for BJ and she says how much. I put up one finger and she laughs. I hand her a hundred and the rubber and she laughs and says no 150. I'm like who are you kidding, its always 80-100.
She balks, asks if that's all the money I have. I take the rubber and the $100 back and put it in my pants pocket. She quickly changes her tune and gives me a rough, toothy, awful BJ stopping to ask "you cum" yet. Several times. Eventually I finish with the hand and I GTFO.
Terrible. Service, no skills, and a brutal haggle.
80-100 for a BJ from a 50 year old woman is the max I pay. If she asks for $150 it better be boom boom.
Never mind Peabody Annex. Sadly I won't be back. There are 5 other places within a mile radius of there that do a much better job.
What a disappointing waste of money.[/QUOTE]That is disappointing to hear, total waste of time. Go see Coco at Snug on Crystal Ave and you won't be disappointed. I'm sure you already know this, just my two cents.
What's the general consensus here for relieving yourself before you visit an AMP? I sometimes go a week or more between release, which often can make my experience. In the hands of the MP. Rather short lived.
[QUOTE=Incognito369;5957844]What's the general consensus here for relieving yourself before you visit an AMP? I sometimes go a week or more between release, which often can make my experience. In the hands of the MP. Rather short lived.[/QUOTE]Last time I was in London, I had dinner at Restaurant Gordon Ramsay. Three Michelin stars.
I did not have a takeaway curry before going.
[QUOTE=HottieMaybe;5958995]Last time I was in London, I had dinner at Restaurant Gordon Ramsay. Three Michelin stars.
I did not have a takeaway curry before going.[/QUOTE]Haha this really hits home as the only TV I have been watching for the past 6 months is MasterChef. But you make a really excellent point!
[QUOTE=HottieMaybe;5958995]Last time I was in London, I had dinner at Restaurant Gordon Ramsay. Three Michelin stars.
I did not have a takeaway curry before going.[/QUOTE]Same. If I'm planning on stopping at Chipotle I don't make myself a burrito at home first. (I'm all for hyperbole, but comparing these MPs to a Michelin-rated restaurant may be a bit too much.
In reality, though, I'm no Jesus. I'm at a point in my life where it takes a lot more time and effort for a Second Coming so I avoid attempting it.
Got Linda for an hour. Decent massage, nothing special, and she had to leave twice because there were walk-ins and the other girl "no speak good English", but I was relaxed so not really bothered. Standard HE without haggling, I'd say average overall.
On a side note. Does anyone else get stuffed up lying facedown on the table? I find myself mouth-breathing after just a few minutes and wonder if that's typical or if my body's even more of a mess than I thought.
[QUOTE=Imissnyc;5959199]Same. If I'm planning on stopping at Chipotle I don't make myself a burrito at home first. (I'm all for hyperbole, but comparing these MPs to a Michelin-rated restaurant may be a bit too much.
In reality, though, I'm no Jesus. I'm at a point in my life where it takes a lot more time and effort for a Second Coming so I avoid attempting it.[/QUOTE]I have to agree, the MP girls are more like the takeaway curry themselves.
But I also don't eat curry at home before going for takeaway curry.
[QUOTE=Imissnyc;5959216]Got Linda for an hour. Decent massage, nothing special, and she had to leave twice because there were walk-ins and the other girl "no speak good English", but I was relaxed so not really bothered. Standard HE without haggling, I'd say average overall.
On a side note. Does anyone else get stuffed up lying facedown on the table? I find myself mouth-breathing after just a few minutes and wonder if that's typical or if my body's even more of a mess than I thought.[/QUOTE]I never have trouble breathing due to laying face down. I am early 30's, less than 200 lbs but over 175. Probably like 180 ish right now. I am also fairly active, no exercise for the sake of exercise, but tons of outside time and a physical job. Good health to you!
[QUOTE=HottieMaybe;5959282]I have to agree, the MP girls are more like the takeaway curry themselves.
But I also don't eat curry at home before going for takeaway curry.[/QUOTE]This metaphor could go on forever. I don't order frozen curry dinners on Postmates before eating curry at home.
A buddy of mine told me the police were called to Weini spa on Friday June 3rd to restore peace after some kind of disturbance. Not sure what happened, but a little concerned about what the police may now know about this location.
Anyone else been to snug recently? Sounds interesting
[QUOTE=Mush2488;5957363]That is disappointing to hear, total waste of time. Go see Coco at Snug on Crystal Ave and you won't be disappointed. I'm sure you already know this, just my two cents.[/QUOTE].