Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigLoadForU;4034022]I had the same girl. It was completely crazy. She started a basic massage, then brought in 2 other girls and they all started a oiling each other up and complimenting me on my giant johnson. Next then start climbing all over me and themselves. Just when I thought it could not get any better they brought in some toys and started getting off with each other while one of the girls serviced me. Plus I paid for 30 minutes and the session went on for 2 hours. No restrictions on the menu (s) and everything was like a dream buffet. I pop 12 times.

At the end they refused to take my money saying that it was their pleasure. They even had balloons waiting for me in the lobby after the session and a six-pack of waters.

Sorry, can't tell you the place, names or anything else. But it happened.[/QUOTE]LOL. I see what you're doing there. It's funny. Popped 12 times in 2 hours, huh? I wouldn't even try to pop 12 times in a day. That's not healthy. Asian women refusing money for 2 hours of service in an orgy? Lmao. But I guarantee you my story is reality. I'm probably not the only guy she did this for but I think she's choosy. She asked me not to say anything. If I reveal her name and location, everyone will go there, some may not know how to act right and can cause her to get fired. This is not like Pings where the boss is okay with this stuff.

[QUOTE=BigLoadForU;4034022]I had the same girl. It was completely crazy. She started a basic massage, then brought in 2 other girls and they all started a oiling each other up and complimenting me on my giant johnson. Next then start climbing all over me and themselves. Just when I thought it could not get any better they brought in some toys and started getting off with each other while one of the girls serviced me. Plus I paid for 30 minutes and the session went on for 2 hours. No restrictions on the menu (s) and everything was like a dream buffet. I pop 12 times.

At the end they refused to take my money saying that it was their pleasure. They even had balloons waiting for me in the lobby after the session and a six-pack of waters.

Sorry, can't tell you the place, names or anything else. But it happened.[/QUOTE]Brother the last time I had a 2 hour dream like that they had detailed the Benz while I was inside. I hate it when they do not get all of the leather conditioner off the seats.

Thanks for the smile of the day.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Jesse.

[QUOTE=BigLoadForU;4034022]I had the same girl. It was completely crazy. She started a basic massage, then brought in 2 other girls and they all started a oiling each other up and complimenting me on my giant johnson. Next then start climbing all over me and themselves. Just when I thought it could not get any better they brought in some toys and started getting off with each other while one of the girls serviced me. Plus I paid for 30 minutes and the session went on for 2 hours. No restrictions on the menu (s) and everything was like a dream buffet. I pop 12 times.

At the end they refused to take my money saying that it was their pleasure. They even had balloons waiting for me in the lobby after the session and a six-pack of waters.

Sorry, can't tell you the place, names or anything else. But it happened.[/QUOTE]Getting pretty deep in sh*t. LMAO. O and Happy Thanksgiving also!

[QUOTE=Shaft22;4034286]LOL. I see what you're doing there. It's funny. Popped 12 times in 2 hours, huh? I wouldn't even try to pop 12 times in a day. That's not healthy. Asian women refusing money for 2 hours of service in an orgy? Lmao. But I guarantee you my story is reality. I'm probably not the only guy she did this for but I think she's choosy. She asked me not to say anything. If I reveal her name and location, everyone will go there, some may not know how to act right and can cause her to get fired. This is not like Pings where the boss is okay with this stuff.[/QUOTE]I know, I was just messing around. Thanks for being cool with it. And we have all seen a perfect situation go south because of too many people giving out too many details.

Hope you get to experience that again and thank you for doing your part to keep a secret safe. Of course we all want in on it to, but there's plenty out there if we keep looking.

[QUOTE=BigLoadForU;4034854]I know, I was just messing around. Thanks for being cool with it. And we have all seen a perfect situation go south because of too many people giving out too many details.

Hope you get to experience that again and thank you for doing your part to keep a secret safe. Of course we all want in on it to, but there's plenty out there if we keep looking.[/QUOTE]No problem, your post had me laughing all day. I have visited damn near every AMP in ocala in 2018, and left disappointed more often than not. But I invested the time and money, and I figured even with no extras it's still nice to get a massage. I don't know if any of you guys do this, but I have downloaded a translator to my phone, which allows me to have good conversations with the AMP girls. I utilize this especially when the parlor doesn't do extras, but I like the girl. Talking to one right now, and I at least graduated to touching her a bit and slapping her ass when the massage is done. I have even learned some Chinese words to impress them or make them laugh. I'm trying to drop game on you guys cause you guys have been informative and helped me out with your posts. Hope all of you have a good Thanksgiving.

My back was hurting really bad so I decided to try the place by Best Buy again. My provider was a 40-ish year old woman named Joanna. She gave me a really good deep massage with no hints of extras. I was feeling so good after the massage that I decided to stop by maple for the Finish I don't remember the provider's name she's been there forever tiny Asian woman friendly. I paid for 30 minute massage and a table shower. Table shower was very thorough with a little bit of teasing. On the flip I was at full mast and she asked whether or not I wanted oil. I had her play for a little while without oil and just before the time was up I had her Lube me up and finish me off. Minor roaming under the shirt, would not take her top off or any lower roaming allowed. I left her the standard. 4 tip and left with my bottle of water.

[QUOTE=HorneyBear;4037349]My back was hurting really bad so I decided to try the place by Best Buy again. My provider was a 40-ish year old woman named Joanna. She gave me a really good deep massage with no hints of extras. I was feeling so good after the massage that I decided to stop by maple for the Finish I don't remember the provider's name she's been there forever tiny Asian woman friendly. I paid for 30 minute massage and a table shower. Table shower was very thorough with a little bit of teasing. On the flip I was at full mast and she asked whether or not I wanted oil. I had her play for a little while without oil and just before the time was up I had her Lube me up and finish me off. Minor roaming under the shirt, would not take her top off or any lower roaming allowed. I left her the standard. 4 tip and left with my bottle of water.[/QUOTE]For the bottle of water, that would make my day. LOL.

Got Kiki, To be honest I thought she was boring AF. Very little teasing and the upsell after the flip. Then mechanical finish.

Used clean up clothes like sandpaper and off I went.

Don't think I'll try that please again.

Just my opinion.

[QUOTE=BigLoadForU;4037952]Got Kiki, To be honest I thought she was boring AF. Very little teasing and the upsell after the flip. Then mechanical finish.

Used clean up clothes like sandpaper and off I went.

Don't think I'll try that please again.

Just my opinion.[/QUOTE]That sucks man. If you had gone to Ping's before the ownership change you would have had a much better experience. Katie did a great job in getting talent. The ladies were hot, friendly, and seemed to enjoy what they did.

I have only tried to get a massage once at Ping's after it was sold. I got the runaround from Julie and after being told to come back twice said fuck this and went elsewhere. That was about 2 months ago. Until I see some good honest reports from some of the senior members on this board, I am going to pass on Ping's for awhile.

[QUOTE=Lars36;4037388]For the bottle of water, that would make my day. LOL.[/QUOTE]It's always a tiny bottle of water. I always laugh if I see a dude with a small bottle, I'm thinking he must have just left an AMP.

[QUOTE=Dan1978;4038727]It's always a tiny bottle of water. I always laugh if I see a dude with a small bottle, I'm thinking he must have just left an AMP.[/QUOTE]They use small bottles of water because not only is it cheaper but it takes up less space in a refrigerator that also stocks Chinese food. She says, "you BIG white man, but you get small bottle. Need fridge space for 10 heads of Bok Choy. ".

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;4039543]They use small bottles of water because not only is it cheaper but it takes up less space in a refrigerator that also stocks Chinese food. She says, "you BIG white man, but you get small bottle. Need fridge space for 10 heads of Bok Choy. ".[/QUOTE]I guess ssince I'm a 'big not white man' they give me the full sized bottles LOL.

I stopped by The Villages Massage Sunday morning to get a rub. Heard through the grapevine that I should go see "Happy" for a massage. Happy unfortunately is visiting S. Korea and won't be back for a few weeks. The only woman there was Mimi who is about 40 with a below average body.

The massage was actually pretty good and included some back walking. After about 40 minutes, Mimi had me flip and asked me what I wanted. Everything was on the table but I wasn't interested in FS as she wasn't that attractive. I opted for a CBJ for a benjamin. At this point she made me get off the table and grab my wallet (fucking hate that). She might not have been that attractive but Mimi had some solid oral skills and got me off nicely. Full roaming was allowed as well as FIV. After we finished up, I got dressed and headed out with my 6 oz bottle of water.

In order to conserve more refrigerator space, AMPs will no longer issue small bottles of water. Instead, you will be given only replacement water in the amount of fluid lost. One tablespoon.

This has been a public service announcement.

[QUOTE=FLMeds420;4042398]I stopped by The Villages Massage Sunday morning to get a rub. Heard through the grapevine that I should go see "Happy" for a massage. Happy unfortunately is visiting S. Korea and won't be back for a few weeks. The only woman there was Mimi who is about 40 with a below average body.

The massage was actually pretty good and included some back walking. After about 40 minutes, Mimi had me flip and asked me what I wanted. Everything was on the table but I wasn't interested in FS as she wasn't that attractive. I opted for a CBJ for a benjamin. At this point she made me get off the table and grab my wallet (fucking hate that). She might not have been that attractive but Mimi had some solid oral skills and got me off nicely. Full roaming was allowed as well as FIV. After we finished up, I got dressed and headed out with my 6 oz bottle of water.[/QUOTE]Happy told me that she would be back in 2 months, about Mid-Jan but Sarah tells me that she won't be back. Yes, Mimi has skills, she was a hungry cat on FS but that was early AM and of course, YMMV. I've learned to be open right off the bat, during the table shower or on return to the room, tell them what you want and get the $ talk out of the way. I hate laying there during the rub down and wonder what will she be up for. I think they like it too so they can just get right to it. More teasing and pleasing, that's my preference anyhow. Have fun and play safe.