Strip Club Reports

I really had a ball with you gents at the strip club yesterday. I so luv being around with a group of sexy sweet men, so thank you guys!

The tall, sensual blonde who gave me that lap dance was also pretty fun to be around. Will someone find her for me and set me up! LOL

OMG, I had the best of both worlds. You guys are the best!

Ilapp, next time you better be there! I missed you!

Xoxoxo

Cate

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]

Special bonus was provided by XRay, who walked in with our friend Catelyne. My thanks to him for considerably increasing the beauty of our group (that's Catelyne of course, not you XRay). Great to see Catelyne again.

Didn't stay long but went home refreshed and charged up for my scheduled event today.

Next time, hope to meeet Lion, Chill Pill and others I've missed so far.

And some of Catelyne's friends would be great, too![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]Since this is Polling day I suggest we take a poll (not pole) of the dumbest things we,ve done chasing strippers. Chill, no need for you to post unless you have an even better story to top the current one. I think I have the best one.

I once wired a distraught stripper 500 so she could bury her dog in a pet cemetary and buy a nice stone. She said she'd send me a picture, but I never saw it. Top that![/QUOTE]

Paid for a stripper's "psych meds" for over 6 months before I found out she was not even taking them, but selling them and using the proceeds to pay her fiancees probation and work release fees. Found this out from another stripper the fiancee was "dating" who got jealous.

[QUOTE=West Central]Paid for a stripper's "psych meds" for over 6 months before I found out she was not even taking them, but selling them and using the proceeds to pay her fiancees probation and work release fees. Found this out from another stripper the fiancee was "dating" who got jealous.[/QUOTE]Wow, I think that's better than mine because it was repeated!

[QUOTE=West Central]Sorry to hear that bro, but at least she just emptied your wallet and hurt your feelings. I, on the other hand, married one of these beasts some time ago and not only lost every asset down to the penny, and ended up with significant legal trouble, but I still get to see her every other weekend for the next XX years. Some days I feel like standing out front of the clubs and holding a sign: "DUDE, whatever you do, leave her where you found her."[/QUOTE]

Stories like yours remind me of the ones you hear on the news occassionally. "So and so climbed into the lion cage at the zoo and was severely mauled by the lions." Makes you think there must have been some strong urge to make a person do that, but, really, what were they thinking? Although taking a stripper home for an extended period probably hurts even more.

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]Reinforcing the idea that it's always a good time for a party, I decided to celebrate the new laws in Indiana allowing bars to be open on election day by going to our kind of a bar.

Reinforcing the idea to never be discouraged, after FF sent out a query and did not get much response, when I asked and he said he could go, I said, let's do it. And it turned out we had a respectable meeting - FF, HoW, Tony the Big Lover and I were there at first. The girls at PTs were fully in the spirit of true election day uncoverage, a number of very nice young ladies.

Special bonus was provided by XRay, who walked in with our friend Catelyne. My thanks to him for considerably increasing the beauty of our group (that's Catelyne of course, not you XRay). Great to see Catelyne again.

Didn't stay long but went home refreshed and charged up for my scheduled event today.

Next time, hope to meeet Lion, Chill Pill and others I've missed so far.

And some of Catelyne's friends would be great, too![/QUOTE]I had a great time with FF, HoW, Scott and Johnny. I would have really enjoyed meeting Tony and Ilap. Hopefully I can make it next time. It was my pleasure to be able to substantially increase the beauty of the event by brining Catelyne. It was an honor and priveledge to be her date for the evening. I agree that we should try to get some of her friends at the next meeting.

Thanks again everyone.

[QUOTE=West Central]Paid for a stripper's "psych meds" for over 6 months before I found out she was not even taking them, but selling them and using the proceeds to pay her fiancees probation and work release fees. Found this out from another stripper the fiancee was "dating" who got jealous.[/QUOTE]

Sorry Bro--Wheels made me roll on the floor, yours is just making me sad. If Chill doesn't feel better after having had this shared I don't know what would do it. I have a million SC stories, seen two guys killed, bikers break through a front door and ride up on stage, a girls BF break down the front doors with his snow sled because he found out she was pulling tricks upstairs between sets, as did all the girls in that cold and godforsaken place, but every one has a story and they just keep getting better. To paraphrase a pirate, I go for younger strippers, lived with several a while(actually two and it was 30 years ago, one of which I still see, and do, occasionally, sometimes often over the years)though I ran them away theyd come back one day(beware chill) just takes a while. I have paid for rent, utilities,medical bills car repairs,costumes, pharmaceuticals, and just about any thing they could think of, fortunately none of mine were bright enough to go for pet burials, and I have bought enough birthday presents for kids to provide Christmas for a small third world country. But my favorite stripper purchases were because they were so honest and simple it was beautiful. It goes back 7-8 years and a very young and wonderful young girl caught my eye. She was starkly honest, and only danced a short while, but she provided me with great physical fun both in and outside of the club, and in the entire time we were together she asked for two things only. One, I had to go buy a pocket rocket and was not allowed to come see her without it, and I was not allowed to let any one else use it, she said shed do anything in the club I wanted, but only if she got off too and those things always did the trick. She would get mad at me if I ever tried to give her a tip beyond the house fee. One night in the club she looks at me very bluntly and says, I found a sofa today I really liked, I want you to buy it for me. I looked at her and said really? Now I had been getting the milk for free in and out for months so I wasn't going to argue anyway, but she looks at me and says- and here"s the deal- you come over the day they deliver it and as soon as they leave, bend me over it and be the first to have fun on it, and here is where I hide my key, anytime you want to come have sex on it with me just make sure Im home and come do it. Best furniture purchase I ever made. No bullshit, no hidden agendas, honest and fun and never asked for another thing until the day she moved out of town. So not all stripper purchase stories are bad, but damn near. Damn I miss that girl.

[QUOTE=Niceguy52]Misty joined me to my typical Tuesday night visit at BBB. Kind of a slow night initially but didn't really care as Misty was all I needed. Started picking up around 7 or so. Several new girls were working. FF joined us for a few after his venture to PT's. It was great to finally meet him. Of course spending the time with Misty was the highlight. Think she enjoyed a few of the girls herself.[/QUOTE]

First, looks like another member is imminently senior, a matter of days since he has enough posts. In an interesting coincidence, Misty told me today that Niceguy is, actually, a nice guy.

Also, a public rebuke goes out to HoW for NOT arranging that NG and Misty stop off first at PTs while all of us were there. How did he mess that up for the rest of us. I understand he has already taken abuse for that, but the abuse needs to be more severe and public. Misty even expressed curiosity about the lovely Catelyne who was kind enough to join us, so there you go.

Of course, that might be all part of NGs plot to keep the lovely Misty to himself last night. Thwarted by FF. FF, try not to get too mad when NG says the highlight was hanging around with Misty. How odd that it was not the chance to meet the famous poster FF.

NG, hope to meet you the next time around - You will owe us a senior member part - JZ

[QUOTE=Johnny Z] You will owe us a senior member part - JZ[/QUOTE]

Oh, bad slip, that should be senior member party. Senior member part is redundant.

[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]We got to talk to a gal at PT's yesterday about this. She wanted me or Tony or JohnnyZ to hit the VIP room with her for an hour at $450 per hour. I told her I could get FS for 2 hours at that rate and not be watched by others in a club. She said she has done private deals outside the club and got $1K for it. Wow, that's pretty good money, how often? Maybe she'll get it once in a while, but I doubt it.

Maybe Ilapp did that last week?[/QUOTE]


She was probably telling the truth. There are plenty of drunk idiots out there so anything could happen once. If she was suggesting 1 person did it so that is the norm then she has the "additional issues" I mentioned.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Sorry Bro--Wheels made me roll on the floor, yours is just making me sad. If Chill doesn't feel better after having had this shared I don't know what would do it.[/QUOTE]

It was sad then. Now it's just a lesson that I'll never forget, and never repeat. Treat women with respect, just don't feed the strays :)

[QUOTE=West Central]Sorry to hear that bro, but at least she just emptied your wallet and hurt your feelings. I, on the other hand, married one of these beasts some time ago and not only lost every asset down to the penny, and ended up with significant legal trouble, but I still get to see her every other weekend for the next XX years. Some days I feel like standing out front of the clubs and holding a sign: "DUDE, whatever you do, leave her where you found her."[/QUOTE]

Your ex didn't dance at BBF under the name "Megan", did she? Hot little spinner, brunette, huge bolt-ons? She was awesome in the VIP. She was married then, but not happily. Then later I heard she met a sugar daddy and remarried, so she was out of the biz. I was bummed at the time.


TA2

Sorry about not stopping at PT's first. Misty wanted to go to BBF and she didn't tell me until a couple of hours later that you guys were at PT's. Otherwise we would have gone there first. I had Misty text you guys and invite you down to BBF's. I think most of you were getting ready to leave but FF did show. He was a nice guy.

Keep me in the loop guys, so we can arrange better or just tell Misty. I talk to her her a lot LOL

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]First, looks like another member is imminently senior, a matter of days since he has enough posts. In an interesting coincidence, Misty told me today that Niceguy is, actually, a nice guy.

Also, a public rebuke goes out to HoW for NOT arranging that NG and Misty stop off first at PTs while all of us were there. How did he mess that up for the rest of us. I understand he has already taken abuse for that, but the abuse needs to be more severe and public. Misty even expressed curiosity about the lovely Catelyne who was kind enough to join us, so there you go.

Of course, that might be all part of NGs plot to keep the lovely Misty to himself last night. Thwarted by FF. FF, try not to get too mad when NG says the highlight was hanging around with Misty. How odd that it was not the chance to meet the famous poster FF.

NG, hope to meet you the next time around. You will owe us a senior member part.

JZ[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Sorry Bro--Wheels made me roll on the floor, yours is just making me sad. If Chill doesn't feel better after having had this shared I don't know what would do it. I have a million SC stories, seen two guys killed, bikers break through a front door and ride up on stage, a girls BF break down the front doors with his snow sled because he found out she was pulling tricks upstairs between sets, as did all the girls in that cold and godforsaken place, but every one has a story and they just keep getting better. To paraphrase a pirate, I go for younger strippers, lived with several a while(actually two and it was 30 years ago, one of which I still see, and do, occasionally, sometimes often over the years)though I ran them away theyd come back one day(beware chill) just takes a while. I have paid for rent, utilities,medical bills car repairs,costumes, pharmaceuticals, and just about any thing they could think of, fortunately none of mine were bright enough to go for pet burials, and I have bought enough birthday presents for kids to provide Christmas for a small third world country. But my favorite stripper purchases were because they were so honest and simple it was beautiful. It goes back 7-8 years and a very young and wonderful young girl caught my eye. She was starkly honest, and only danced a short while, but she provided me with great physical fun both in and outside of the club, and in the entire time we were together she asked for two things only. One, I had to go buy a pocket rocket and was not allowed to come see her without it, and I was not allowed to let any one else use it, she said shed do anything in the club I wanted, but only if she got off too and those things always did the trick. She would get mad at me if I ever tried to give her a tip beyond the house fee. One night in the club she looks at me very bluntly and says, I found a sofa today I really liked, I want you to buy it for me. I looked at her and said really? Now I had been getting the milk for free in and out for months so I wasn't going to argue anyway, but she looks at me and says- and here"s the deal- you come over the day they deliver it and as soon as they leave, bend me over it and be the first to have fun on it, and here is where I hide my key, anytime you want to come have sex on it with me just make sure Im home and come do it. Best furniture purchase I ever made. No bullshit, no hidden agendas, honest and fun and never asked for another thing until the day she moved out of town. So not all stripper purchase stories are bad, but damn near. Damn I miss that girl.[/QUOTE]Ahem, dear sir. Although I applaud your fortune in that story, the idea was to list the Dumbest things you've done, not the Smartest. Got it? No need to brag here, we already worship you.

[QUOTE=West Central] Treat women with respect, just don't feed the strays :)[/QUOTE]Nicely said!

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]First, looks like another member is imminently senior, a matter of days since he has enough posts. In an interesting coincidence, Misty told me today that Niceguy is, actually, a nice guy.

Also, a public rebuke goes out to HoW for NOT arranging that NG and Misty stop off first at PTs while all of us were there. How did he mess that up for the rest of us. I understand he has already taken abuse for that, but the abuse needs to be more severe and public. Misty even expressed curiosity about the lovely Catelyne who was kind enough to join us, so there you go.

Of course, that might be all part of NGs plot to keep the lovely Misty to himself last night. Thwarted by FF. FF, try not to get too mad when NG says the highlight was hanging around with Misty. How odd that it was not the chance to meet the famous poster FF.

NG, hope to meet you the next time around - You will owe us a senior member part - JZ[/QUOTE]Excuse me John for having a real life and business commitments. I wasn't even going to be at PT's since I was out of town, but since a couple loser customers bailed on me, I was able to stop by on my way home. I was still late getting to my final destination which put me in hot water at home.

And besides, I'm not the social director here, you are!

Oh and another thing, if you want to fuck that stripper K, then ask her. You've got a pair, use them!

PS. Just so you and I don't get our wires crossed again, please insert heavy sarcasm into the front of this post. You know I love you, but I'm not going to bump uglies with you.