Massage Parlor Reports

I found my white horse of AMP experiences after chasing it for the last three years. (Chasing the white horse into the river) Ups and downs abound in my four years experience in AMPs; The first couple ones being regrettable, and the ones in the middle mostly forgettable aside from a couple of dream parlor chicks who I never seem to be able to catch again after the first session. There seems to be some sort of correlation between AMPs and franchise hair saloons. I believe they implement the same sort of marketing functions. (Example) Every time I get a once in a lifetime session at an AMP I. E gorgeous Korean 22-25 great body, smells wonderful, great attitude, personable, ts great, good massage, and fs, BJ, licking, kissing, etc. , I can never catch another session with her. She's either "on becation, seeck, in school, off today yesterday workin", or they just flat out never heard of the chick and, look at me as if I were stupid. Same thing happens at these franchise hair saloons. You find a hottie to shampoo your hair, cut and style the way you like with a great attitude, and personaility, and she drops off the face of the earth. Next time you go to the same spot your greeted by a nose tackle of an ex-con with arms covered in tats, no personailty, and she damn near snaps your neck as she's cutting your fade. Anyway, that's my only grip about the AMPs.

The great weather on Monday put me in the mood for an AMP excursion. This time I wanted to try the west side. I decided to try one that has had rave reviews in past posts, and it did not disappoint. Google mapped it before hand, and it still took me over an hour to find the bloody place. Stashed away in this little strip mall and surrounded by other businesses, I knew I was in for a good time when I laid my eyes on the sign. I walked through the tinted glass doors and knocked. Mama answered and I walked into a very seductive dim light hall wall. The place really had a positive vibe to it, and I was the only costumer. I love when that happens. Solid walls with doors on the rooms. (my kind of place)

Mama san didn't take house fee which is kind of nice change, so one can get a good look at masseuse. In walked a smoking hot Korean 21-24 years old, she was 5'0-5'2 and 115 soaking wet. She has long black hair, a nice complexion, and beautiful smile. She informed me there were no hour long sessions, so asked for half hour. She said only 45 minutes for. 7 I dislike 45 minute session for one major reason. They tend to be rushed 30 minute sessions that cost the same as hour sessions elsewhere. If she were a one gap nose tackle like Elkridge Mimi or the one at Lily Spa, I would have left and taken my green backs down the road, but I could not turn down this stunner. Judy said she has been there two weeks and in America two years. She came to Baltimore via NYC. Translation: She's been there a month or so and in America a year or less. She arrived in NYC. Her English was not that good at all. We go back to the shower room. Very nicely assisted she paid attention to details. Ironically enough the shower room was actually quite dirty. It needed some major work. I need to start bringing flip flops to these places. Off to the sauna for a waste of time. Back to the room we went, and I was ready for this LBFM. Massage was not that good. (lots of pinching, rubbing, shaking, and elbowing) Hell, it only lasted 10 minutes which was fine because of the busy schedule. I was the only bloody man there, and I was getting rushed out the door like I just bought an orange julius for Christ's sake. I decided the rushed time was coming out of her tip. Judy changed my mind on the flip. She slowed down. She ask me standard questions. We went through the motions. (no donation out) We got to work. Undressed her slow to marvel at her rock solid body. Typical kissing, licking, grabbing, massaging, and then off to the DATY. Sometimes I steer clear of DATY with parlor chicks because they smell or taste off, but that was not the case with Judy. She takes care of her personal business, and tastes great. She was not too crazy about Asian, and did not allow FIV, but fortunately I have a big nose and I used it well. On her second O, I decided to switch it up and get mine. Got off the table a walked up to her. She whip out an Umbrella and went to town. Nice CBJ that lasted sometime. The umbrella was thick as hell and did not feel much through it, but I got the idea. Pulled her down to table side for some mish with my hands under her ass. I couldn't keep my hands and mouth off this chick. It's one of those instances that I wish I had tongues on my hands. She was a WF. Pulled her off the table and held her for a bit and she was going nuts. Back to the table for some doggie. I stood for a while and then hopped up on the table for some more Doggie. Got her down lower and closer to the table with her stomach and hips off the table. Gave her the much deserved reach around as things picked up. This chick can do everything. Judy was going off again, and this time I thought she would literally rip the skin off of me. I couldn't believe this chick. Even after I was finished she was still going to town and I was on top. Eventually I had to stop her, I couldn't take it any more. I'm sure she's down with multiple pops if you manage the clock and treat her right.

We finished up and she brought me some mouth wash and an arm full of hot towels. On the way out, I saw the Korean Parlor Associations Donation box and dropped $. 2. All in all, Judy's attitude, personality, and enthusiasm was great.combined with her stunning looks and skills it was bloody unmatched. I tried my damnest to get her digits and to push mine on her. It wasn't happening. She said mama san have no phone, and her cell phone" no have". I hope I can find her again. I'm going back there soon. I need some TOS with this one.

Good luck out there guys.

Been a couple months. Got the "fever" asian that is. Went back to JH hoping that Wendy would be there. Got the she not here be back couple months story. Got another very petite girl. Face 5 body 7.5 nice and tight my preference. Usual hour price. Left tip and cover on table. Massage was so so. Anticipation built and waned. She let my hands roam good sign. But after 30 min of rubbing back and front. No extra attention given to sensitive regions. Then she asked where I would like more massage. Pulled the towel she had covering me off. She shook her head no. Then said "I no help that way." Got up got dressed, took tip and cover back and left. Talked to mamasan and got a cell number to call. But will repeat only if fs is agreed upon before going. Took my $ down to conklin and found a nice spinner with digits. Good girl will repeat with her if the digits work.

Keep safe K.

Well, I got the sand off me and got to an AMP. I was debating where to go, RTFF and chose 21. The experience was good for mid-day.

I was escorted in and asked for the hour, and confirmed it was $70. Mammasan asked if I had been there a lot and I lied, saying yes. Kim came in. Mid-30s, with the makings of a future mamma-san paunch but nice C-Cups and she was clean. Standing shower with a little attention, but I did not expect much since she did not know me. Sauna and an introduction to another girl named Lisa. Typical, "you are handsome" routine and I took note of her for future sessions.

Medium massage with a towel on. When she was working my shoulder, I reached back and massaged her leg and reached up for some squeezing. The towel came off and she started blowing ari on me and letting my hand wander more. I pulled the panites down and off. Then came the flip and she did some massaging when I pulled out her twins. C-Cups confirmed and eraser sized nipples (Jackpot! ). Licking on sucking on the puppies while she got out the lotion. I went for some fingering and she did not resist. I asked her up on the table, hoping to work into FS, but she came up in the 69 position.

Long story short, she finished me and kept grinding into my DATY action. I was obviously done, but she wasn't. I had a couple of times I had to adjust her because she was smothering me what a way to go). Her ass isn't big, it was just her grinding. She finished (quit etasty at that point).

Final score:

Looks- 7.5
Body- 8.5
Massage-8 (like I care that much)
Attitude- 9

Overall a good time. I will return and ask for her to see if with an increased trust level will come increased service. I left a .4 tip and got no complaint at all.

Be safe and I hope to report back soon!

[QUOTE=Ortho313]I don't remember the day but think it was the middle of the week. I was there about 1 or 2.[/QUOTE]Rene mentioned that they now have 3 TBC locations. Has anybody been to the other two or know of the other 2 locations? She said that she only knows that there are 2 others but didn't know where they were located because she only worked at the Lochraven one.

G/O

I just came from green ocean, and they would not open the door, i rang and knock and no answer so i call. They don't answer, then they call back and that's when i said " im here for massage" and she say's "oh okay hold up" the phone hangs up and then a police car comes. So i act as if i was looking for directions and i walked over to the firehouse tavern. I'm not sure if it was a sting type of operation but it scared the shit out of me.

Jade

Went to jade after this little scare and too my surprise a new mamasan. With a mole on her forehead. She asked if i been there before i said yes then the worker screams "liar" I felt insulted and left even though the mammasan was getting ready to take my money. Today is not my day.

Rolled over to my new favorite AMP to see if I could duplicate my experience from last week. Knocked on the door, and mama answered through the window. She asked the standard questions. I asked for Judy. "Oh, Judy on becation" she says. Oh Christ here we go again. Offered her a. 2 for Judy, and she said "no here". "Don't worry I have nice lady for you" she says. How many times have I heard this expression? (countless) In the room, I took a seat on the chair, so I could make an easy escape if a pulling guard walked through the door. In walks Ame, who coincidentally looks a hell of alot like Judy. She knew it too. She said she was Judy's sister. I knew better. What are the odds of two sisters from No. Korea working at the same AMP in B-more. I played along with her. Off to the ts, she couldn't keep her mind off Judy. She asked many questions throughout the ts about Judy. I asked her if she was going on "becation" next week. She said "oh, no, oh maybe". We shared a few laughs.

I decided to skip the sauna. It was hot as hell in there, and I hate sitting in saunas for minutes on end. Back to the room, I asked her if the ventilation system was broken, it was hot as hell in there. She made a cute little coughing gesture, and said "lady very seeck". She was referring to the mama who answered the door. We shared some more laughs as this masseuse enjoys putting one to ease. She gave a good massage this time. She hit the feet throughly which I always enjoy. This time she had more comments about the massage. It wasn't rushed, and she really put some soul into the massage. She took care of my hands as well as my fingers which is a definite plus. She tried to steer me away from the promised land. Again, I knew better. Packed my own umbrella this time. After the standard procedures, I went for DATY. She was taken back at first. I had to coax her. She said "too much no good". Now I knew she remembered me. She started off slow, understandable it was a busy night, and was glad she obliged. She started going off like a rocket again. DATY could be an all day event for me with this Korean. When I say she is straight up smoking hot, it is not an understatement. She went for the tongue style, and It felt like an eternity. I can't stand laying there still for this woman. She drives me absolutely crazy. I opened the umbrella because it was about to rain. CBJ followed by cowgirl. She clamped down and put her hoofs into me. Once she starts going off all hell breaks lose. This woman is a real horn dog if you hit the switches. Switched up a few different positions and angles as I can't stay too long in one mode with this woman. I've never had to stare at the ceiling in an AMP praying to the heavens I could keep up before I met this woman. Afterwards, she brought the hot towels while I contemplated renting a room in the joint. Hit the head and rolled out. Dropped $ for a couple of mints. Forget about masseuse, I'd marry this chick. (I shit you not) I'll do my best to pull her out of this joint.

She said she would be on for the next few days, and they are on a 7 day on 7 day off schedule. You can take that like a grain of salt. I have no idea what there schedule is there or what to believe. She told me 15 lies to Sunday, and I loved every minute of this off the hook session. I've read some of the reports that state this place is not the same as before etc. That might be true. If those statements are correct, I'm sure glad I didn't discover this place years ago. I'd be one broke down heart-aching man right now.

All of my stories are of a fictitious nature. As always, I appreciate you allowing me to write fictional accounts. These stories are meant to break up the boredom of everyday life and should be viewed that way.

Just a quickie...

Stopped by the Parkville Pleasure House (since it lost out to the coin toss last time). Saw Sherrie. Excellent rub. Excellent tug.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 8
Body: 9
Attitude 8
Service 9

Srallen, nice report, keep them coming. But you should enjoy the massage. It's all part of the experience. If you're not into that, then you should try CL, or save some real dough and find a SW. Either way, have fun doing it!

Butter Dog

Can any of you Newbies like myself tell me where the Parkville Pleasure House is located?

I know it has been written about by some of the Senior Holes but they won't give any of their so called private information. All they can say is RTFF which I have and the loction is not there.

The standard house fee .70 ask if I was there before I said yes. Went in to the room she can in and started to rub. Tried to get a feel or a little rub but she wasn't letting it happen. Had a girl name Sandy great message full hour. She keep me covered the whole time with a towel. She wasn't that great looking maybe a 4 / 5 about 35 or so. She was a little on the heavey side but not bad. After the message was done she stayed around waiting for her tip gave her .2 and off I went. So all in all I would repeat just for the message.

M1951

L

Back in B'town again after a few months' hiatus, I was up for a bit of AMP fun and decided on this unpretentious location advertised in the CP. As I had been there before on a previous visit, the location (private home) was easy to find. After a brief phone call to confirm availability, I was greeted by Kay Lee, who acted as mamasan and my provider in personal union. In her early 30ies, I'd give her a solid 8 in the looks-department, she is kind of cute. Same experience as on my last visit as far a her very polite and almost formal welcome and conversation.

Opted for a light-touch massage, and Kay Lee delivered in a pleasant manner, while I was trying to relax the conversation and her. I liked the fact that her hands would never lose touch of my body; even when she shifted positions, one hand would ever so slightly strokeor caress whatever limb of mine was closest. In the meantime, I let my hands wander a little and was not rejected.

I began to worry a little, as there was very little a-play (usually a sign of more goodies to come), and after he flip Kay Lee would "casually" touch Little Conn. every now and then, causing him to stand up for his cause.

Eventually she inquired if I wanted any other body part taken care of, and I pointed to the obvious. "You treat me well with tip, ok?" and out came the lotion. No undressing on her part, but - wearing a miniskirt, she propped one foot onto the edge of the table allowing my hands easier access. Finished off with a great shot damn near hitting myself in the face , having miscalculated the parabolic path (hate it when that happens...LOL), and Kay Lee brought hot towels to clean me off.

All in all, a great experience if you are looking for an above-average HJ venue. Not sure if more is on the menu, though.

Happy hunting!

Conn.

To all you Bmore City folk. This is the city gem located across from the grocery store. Fun can be had.

[QUOTE=Mo Sizlack]To all you Bmore City folk. This is the city gem located across from the grocery store. Fun can be had.[/QUOTE]I would not agree with this assessment. It's nice and serviceable place but not a gem of any quality. The rooms were fair to poor, the ventilation was fair to poor, the bathroom was fair to poor. No table shower.

Cleanliness and atmosphere matters. Massage Universe, Body & Soul and others have much nicer rooms and many more woman to select from.

In my opinion, this is a nice but not above average place and certainly not a place to brag about. My idea of a gem is something that is priceless. Swann turns out to be merely an ugly duckling, a pretender that has potential if someone spends some money on the rooms and interior over time.

The providers are a 7, attitude 9, fees 9, but atmosphere 4-5. Just leaves you feeling a little grimy when you leave.

[QUOTE=Connaisseur]Back in B'town again after a few months' hiatus, I was up for a bit of AMP fun and decided on this unpretentious location advertised in the CP. As I had been there before on a previous visit, the location (private home) was easy to find. After a brief phone call to confirm availability, I was greeted by Kay Lee, who acted as mamasan and my provider in personal union. In her early 30ies, I'd give her a solid 8 in the looks-department, she is kind of cute. Same experience as on my last visit as far a her very polite and almost formal welcome and conversation.

Opted for a light-touch massage, and Kay Lee delivered in a pleasant manner, while I was trying to relax the conversation and her. I liked the fact that her hands would never lose touch of my body; even when she shifted positions, one hand would ever so slightly strokeor caress whatever limb of mine was closest. In the meantime, I let my hands wander a little and was not rejected.

I began to worry a little, as there was very little a-play (usually a sign of more goodies to come), and after he flip Kay Lee would "casually" touch Little Conn. Every now and then, causing him to stand up for his cause.

Eventually she inquired if I wanted any other body part taken care of, and I pointed to the obvious. "You treat me well with tip, ok? " and out came the lotion. No undressing on her part, but. Wearing a miniskirt, she propped one foot onto the edge of the table allowing my hands easier access. Finished off with a great shot damn near hitting myself in the face, having miscalculated the parabolic path (hate it when that happens. LOL), and Kay Lee brought hot towels to clean me off.

All in all, a great experience if you are looking for an above-average HJ venue. Not sure if more is on the menu, though.

Happy hunting!

Conn. [/QUOTE]Returning to Maryland after a two-year absence held a very pleasant surprise. I used to frequent the AMPs along the RT-1 corridor in Elkridge, Jessup, etc. I found a new place called MU, on York Rd. Just north of Towson.

MU is a Chinese establishment, with a very sexy manager named Kelly. She spoke excellent English, and she is blessed with a killer body. I knew that I was in the right place. However, she said that she only gives massages to repeat customers who especially request her, usually letting the other girls have the work.

I was shown to a very comfortable room, much nicer and larger than those along Rt-1. My girl was named Lucy. She didn’t speak much English, but she certainly knew how to please. I signed for what I was looking for and put money on the table, recalling that old Chinese proverb " you get what you. ". She did not disappoint, and in fact treated me to several of my fetishes.

I’m going back soon, hoping to spend an hour with Kelly since I’ll now be a repeat customer.

I recently found this forum and I like it. My question is;

How do I find the locations of these AMPs? I read the names but no locations.
The Yellow pages don't have them listed.

Help me out guys, I want to try this. Have wanted to for a long time now.

Thanks

Bdog, followed your advice and tried CL. Got a "meet me in. 5 hours" and went on the drive to Linthicum. Called when I got close and it was voicemail. I will cut this short and say that two different CL girls who advert a lot missed the hook-up. I will try again.

I went to OS in Elkridge since junior was already promised time to play. My last experience there was 5 yrs ago and I was a little wary after mamasan was the masseuse and not that great looking.

Met by Angie at the door. Pretty good looking (7. 5-8) and nice augmentation. Not too much for her frame. We went to the room and she asked if I wanted a shower after my room rental fee. When it was her taking me to the TS, I was a little disheartened because under her short littl sun dress she was wearing biker shorts. During the STS, she paid appropriate attention to the right spots. SHe asked if I liked and I replied that I liked a lot.

As with what BDog said, this time I really enjoyed the massage. Deep tissue and a lot of stretching out joints and muscles. I reached to massage her ass when she was standing at the head of the table and she didn't flinch. I ntried to pull her shorts down and she stopped me saying "OK, OK". I was not sure if that was just a way to blow me off or a promise of things to come. She really worked the massage. Well, she finished the deep pressure and started the light stroked with the appropriate stroking of the taint and other regions.

On the flip, she gave me a desperate be quiet signal and undressed. Technically, she still had on the dress, but the bottom was wrapped up and the top was around her waist. I got her up on the table for DATY while she worked in the lotion. (I must have had really dry skin down there LOL)

I put her down on the table and she got a little scared and kept up the quiet signals. I don't think she was BSing. She looked concerned about getting caught. More DATY. I decided she was less into it than I was and so I came up between her legs. She got real scared that I might want Mish and signalled her it was OK and she finished the HJ with me kneeling between her legs. I couldn't do any more if she wanted to. FIV showed me that even my average endowment wouldn't fit.

We finished and she went to clean up/get me the obligatory mouthwash and hot towels. I started to get up and she said "Oh, no. I not finished yet. " It was another good 25 minutes of massage. It would have been nice for her to do it topless, but I will not complain. Dropped. 5 for the tip.

F= 8
B= 9
A= 9
M= 10

Great time. I will eventually repeat, but I want to test more of the waters fiirst.

Stay safe and enjoy the upcoming warm weather as it brings out the small outfits!!