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Drk,

What happen to that OUTCALL Amazon Chocolate Honey? Man o Man. Fellas, I never put up a review. The SECOND TIME was a charm. I was like MIKE JONES. I got to be next to you.

Drkrider PM the info. I know she is on your ATF list.

Pimp Trick as MIKE JONES. (being the Batputer boopin his head side to side to music)

[QUOTE=Drkrider]PT,

You're correct. Anna couldn't handle the tool. This fact combined with my high hopes (she is sexxy) made the experience whack. My previous review (a few months back) described the details of my displeasure. Ultimately, if I don't return to a chik and wish I'd entertained myself with someone else...I consider the experience a waste. There are other girls I could have visited that day.

I will admit, I've grown more selective since I've been absolutely spoiled by some providers in the past. My expectations of a great time are set a little high.[/QUOTE]

I must co-sign PT and Drk 1000% on Anna after seeing her earlier this week. She actually IS as fine as her pics show, but her service was sub-par. Plus she's not the sharpest tack in the bunch. Surpise, surpise). It took me an extra hour to get to her spot in PGC b/c she couldn't give me directions from the main road (BTW, I'm not from around here).

I was determined to get though it b/c she's one of the best pieces of ass I've seen online, so I finally found her with the help of my smartphone. I get in there and basically she was trying to give me quickie service while I had told her I wanted a. 5 several times over the phone. At one point she tried for the manual finish and I had to told her to cut that shit out and get back on the saddle.

What a waste of such a fine specimen.

[QUOTE=Drkrider]PT,

You're correct. Anna couldn't handle the tool. This fact combined with my high hopes (she is sexxy) made the experience whack. My previous review (a few months back) described the details of my displeasure. Ultimately, if I don't return to a chik and wish I'd entertained myself with someone else...I consider the experience a waste. There are other girls I could have visited that day.

I will admit, I've grown more selective since I've been absolutely spoiled by some providers in the past. My expectations of a great time are set a little high.[/QUOTE]

I called bestlocalgirls.com (escort service) and they said Rose was available. Rose is an Asian and she looked nice in the pictures on the website. I asked for her and had to wait for more than 3 hours before she turned up. I then made a rookie mistake. I gave her the money 2$0.2 and had to sign a receipt which said the money was not refundable. Well, then she sat down and started making small talk. I asked her to get comfortable. She said she was comfortable. I told her to remove her clothes and she says she doesnt do that. She is an escort and she does not do illegal acts. I knew right away that I had been had. She said we could go to a bar or do something. Well, thats what I did. Had a drink with her and sent her on her way. What an idiot I am.

So, seeing as this is my first foray into the escort side of the hobby, I figured I would TOFTT. I went and saw Lilly Anne:

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_sexy_sophisticated_compassionate_strawberry_blonde_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2211044[/url]

I have to say, I was very impressed. I've only ever been to AMPs before this, but the experience was enough to make me consider changing genre. First off, she picked up immediately. The first night I called she was done for the night, but I called later in the week to set up a same-day meeting. Standard two call, mid range hotel in NoVA.

I got to the room, and I was greeted by an amazingly hot, mid 20's strawberry blond. The pictures really don't do her justice. I mentioned it was my first escort experience, and she went out of her way to make sure I felt relaxed and at ease. Plenty of friendly small talk, a light back massage, and no feeling of pressure.

On to the main event: was again pleasantly surprised. I'm accustomed to being treated as a faceless wallet, but I guess this is why gfe is valued. Despite being her last client of the night, and despite obviously being tired at the end of the day, she clearly was focused on making sure I was enjoying myself. LFK, a great cbj, and freedom of choice with positions. It even seemed that she was genuinely enjoying herself too, which is a real plus for me. I almost don't want to post, seeing as she's on no reviews except TER and I am tempted to keep this secret to myself.

Note: She said that she is taking a break for a couple of weeks, but will be back soon

Final Stats:
Looks: 8.5
Service: 9
Attitude: 9
Damage: $$

I was an idiot today. Called for an escort from [url]http://bestlocalgirls. Com/[/url]

Rose, an Asian escort was available. $$0. 2. She came over 3 hours late. Now, I realize she was not the same girl as in the pictures. Anyway, I paid the money. Had to sign a receipt saying money was not refundable.

Then the drama began. She made small talk.

I asked her to get comfortable. She said she was comfortable.

I asked her to remove her clothes. She said that was illegal and she was an escort. So we could go out on a date. 12 at night?

I told her I expected a gfe. She said she doesn't do that.

This goes on for a while. Finally she called her service to say that I was asking her to do illegal acts.

I got pissed and threw her out. $$0. 2 down the drain.

What an idiot I have been.

Mike is correct. Should avoid all 220$ priced escorts.

[QUOTE=Mikeonbusiness]Warning my fellow mongers.

I just got robbed by this girl. Do not call her and I would avoid all of those similar 220$ priced escorts currently advertising on CL.

Stay away, you will loose your money. She is not the one in picture, the actual girl is small, dirty blond, skinny legs. They work this scam together as there are several people answering the phone. After calling several of those ads through with similarities at least few were processed similarly (not independent). Go with my warning.

Actual number and ad:

Jessy

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ads/1431675388.html[/url]

This one is under Jenny and uses same picture but different number. Fishy.

[url]http://www.eros-dc.com/files/111213.htm#bio[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Newinva]I was an idiot today. Called for an escort from [url]http://bestlocalgirls. Com/[/url]

Rose, an Asian escort was available. $$0. 2. She came over 3 hours late. Now, I realize she was not the same girl as in the pictures. Anyway, I paid the money. Had to sign a receipt saying money was not refundable.

Then the drama began. She made small talk.

I asked her to get comfortable. She said she was comfortable.

I asked her to remove her clothes. She said that was illegal and she was an escort. So we could go out on a date. 12 at night?

I told her I expected a gfe. She said she doesn't do that.


This goes on for a while. Finally she called her service to say that I was asking her to do illegal acts.

I got pissed and threw her out. $$0. 2 down the drain.

What an idiot I have been.

Mike is correct. Should avoid all 220$ priced escorts.[/QUOTE]

Avoid services and go with established independent providers.

[QUOTE=Newinva]I was an idiot today. Called for an escort from [url]http://bestlocalgirls. Com/[/url]

Rose, an Asian escort was available. $$0. 2. She came over 3 hours late. Now, I realize she was not the same girl as in the pictures. Anyway, I paid the money. Had to sign a receipt saying money was not refundable.

Then the drama began. She made small talk.

I asked her to get comfortable. She said she was comfortable.

I asked her to remove her clothes. She said that was illegal and she was an escort. So we could go out on a date. 12 at night?

I told her I expected a gfe. She said she doesn't do that.

This goes on for a while. Finally she called her service to say that I was asking her to do illegal acts.

I got pissed and threw her out. $$0. 2 down the drain.

What an idiot I have been.

Mike is correct. Should avoid all 220$ priced escorts.[/QUOTE]A few things to avoid it in the future:

1.If the person answering the phone tells you that the girl you are asking about will call you back, it probably is a ripoff.

2. Don't invite anyone to your place who has never been reviewed on the boards. You don't want someone making a fuss in your neighborhood or hotel room.

3. If you are at her place, she should be in some lingerie or nothing at all, or else your radar goes up. When you first meet you should at least get a decent hug and at least a kiss on the cheek or lips without tongue. The ripoffs don't want any contact at all. If she lets you hug her, gently touch her ass - a ripoff will never let you get that far, but a legit will not make a big deal out of it. If you don't get this, tell her you made a mistake, give her $20 for gas and tell her to get out or YOU will call the cops. If you are at her place, tell her that you forgot your money in the car and get the hell out of Dodge.

4. If she wants you to sign anything, stop all business and end the deal. It is a ripoff.

5. Never let her take your ID. If she wants to see it, keep it in your hand for her to examine. If she wants to write something down or wants to use it to call her agency, it is a ripoff.

6. If any escort asks you for the money right away, that is a warning sign. Those who are going to deliver will never ask for it in the first 5 minutes if you have scheduled an hour. You just have to take your time and talk to figure out where this is heading.

7. These ripoff groups sometime use the same email provider, so look for that in their ad.

8. Don't hand over any money unless she has given you the body language , appropriate touching, clothing removal to conclude that she is legit. Just like the street ******, tell her you want a peek at what you should expect before you give her any money.

9. Before the rendezvous tell the little head who is in charge. Explain that no matter how hot the girl may be, the big head makes the decisions and is not going to continue the pursuit if any of the above warning signs occur, unless the girl makes a compensatory move. Remind the little head that there are surer things and the big head will find another within 24 hours. Be disciplined and follow your plan.

10. Unless the police are running a sting, in which case adherence to the above signs will protect you, the police do not want to get involved in this crap. So if she threatens to call the police, tell her you will save her the trouble, you have violated no laws.

11. Be courteous and polite when you do the above, if she is legit she does not want to deal with attitude, and it will the spoil the date.

Chopped for easier memorization. Can also be typed or hand written for use in a quarterback's play calling arm band.

[QUOTE=Freedomfighter]A few things to avoid it in the future:

1.If the person answering the phone tells you that the girl you are asking about will call you back, it probably is a ripoff.

2. Don't invite anyone to your place who has never been reviewed on the boards.

3. If you are at her place, she should be in some lingerie or nothing at all. When you first meet you should get a hug and a kiss on the cheek or lips without tongue and a light grope of the ass. The ripoffs don't want any contact at all. If not PART WAYS immediately.

4. If she wants you to sign anything, stop all business and end the deal. It is a ripoff.

5. Never let her take your ID, it is a ripoff.

6. If any escort asks you for the money right away, that is a warning sign.

7. These ripoff groups sometime use the same email provider, so look for that in their ad.

8. Don't hand over any money unless she gives you a peek at what you should expect.

9. Be disciplined and follow your plan.

10. If she threatens to call the police, dial 911 yourself and watch her run.

11. Be courteous and polite - don't the spoil the date.[/QUOTE]

Good words to monger by.

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[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]I will have to VETO you on this one. Anna is not able to handle TOOL. She needs to be with the little man of the mongering world.

Layla was good, but the best of the Bowie crew. That will be Sara and Megan. I think Nyle will get to that point, but they know PIMP TRICK.

So, I will say YMMV. My personal CALI stack and rank'em.

1. Megan
2. Sara
3. Nyle
4. Bria
5. Anna

There are others, that I have not been with yet.

PIMP TRICK has arise to a FULL MOON. I have transformed into Optiumus Pimp Trick PRIME. I have risen and others have fallen. The All Monger Spark is back.[/QUOTE]Speaking of them, whatever happened to sunami? She was VICIOUS. Pm me for pics. She's easily in my top 2. Ass so big and soft she was pretty and had a sweet personality.

Thanks everyone for your responses and advice.

Joseleche: Independent providers next time, like you advise!

Freedomfighter & Alpha D: Your list is great advice. Should go on the FAQ.

[QUOTE=Newinva]I was an idiot today. Called for an escort from [url]http://bestlocalgirls. Com/[/url]

Rose, an Asian escort was available. $$0. 2. She came over 3 hours late. Now, I realize she was not the same girl as in the pictures. Anyway, I paid the money. Had to sign a receipt saying money was not refundable.

Then the drama began. She made small talk.

I asked her to get comfortable. She said she was comfortable.

I asked her to remove her clothes. She said that was illegal and she was an escort. So we could go out on a date. 12 at night?

I told her I expected a gfe. She said she doesn't do that.

This goes on for a while. Finally she called her service to say that I was asking her to do illegal acts.

I got pissed and threw her out. $$0. 2 down the drain.

What an idiot I have been.

Mike is correct. Should avoid all 220$ priced escorts.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Drk,

What happen to that OUTCALL Amazon Chocolate Honey? Man o Man. Fellas, I never put up a review. The SECOND TIME was a charm. I was like MIKE JONES. I got to be next to you.

Drkrider PM the info. I know she is on your ATF list.

Pimp Trick as MIKE JONES. (being the Batputer boopin his head side to side to music)[/QUOTE]


You're referring to Brianna. Her # (804) 564 - 2577. Haven't seen her in a while. I reached out to her about a week ago and she has an erratic work schedule. But you're correct in your assumption. She has provided me with excellent "customer service" over the past months. She definitely raised the bar for me...but because of her work schedule her energy level is variable. Sometimes she's insatiable other times she's little tired and wants things to go at a normal pace. However, every time has been above average.

Anyone seen this provider?

She's been on my "to do" list for a while. I think she visits from California from time to time. She was in town last week.

Feel free to private mssg or Back Channel.

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/6ft_beauty_lovely_gfe_allure_a_different_kind_of_ebony_real_36_dd_s_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2446573[/url]

Any info on 703/581/0712

[QUOTE=Drkrider]Anyone seen this provider?

She's been on my "to do" list for a while. I think she visits from California from time to time. She was in town last week.

Feel free to private mssg or Back Channel.

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/6ft_beauty_lovely_gfe_allure_a_different_kind_of_ebony_real_36_dd_s_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2446573[/url][/QUOTE]

Her reviews on that other site are pretty good. Great pictures; I'm tempted myself.

The review:

I saw Allure back in Sept. Her pics are accurate. She's almost 6ft, pretty and thick as hell! She's mad cool, but a little too businesslike on the phone, which wasn't really an issue for me.

The only problem I had with baby girl is somewhat shown in the second-to-last pic in the BP ad (where she's wearing a red bra). She has a bit of a pregnancy gut. She's stacked like a horse, with natural double-Ds, but that gut does stick out.

If you can handle the gut, I'd definitely recommend. Her performance is on point – she actually tries to give GFE!

Donations are 1. 5/2, but she offers 'special foreplay' sessions for 2/2. 5. I did a standard session, but I assume special foreplay is BB.

Pizz
[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/6ft_beauty_lovely_gfe_allure_a_different_kind_of_ebony_real_36_dd_s_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2446573[/url]


[QUOTE=Adobe James]Her reviews on that other site are pretty good. Great pictures; I'm tempted myself.[/QUOTE]