Streetwalker Reports

Ok, I came back out for double duty. I check the scene and everything seem light. Star, Amber, Tasty, Platinum, Tati, Destiny, Juicy and and a new red bone Puerto Rican was out. When I saw her, my Nigga Spider Sense started to tingle every so vibrantly.

I had to do some internet searching and find out who she is. Link is below. Let me give you the juice on this one. Mongers beware is all I have to say. YMMV.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/ers/1077866074.html[/url]

I over heard that she Tazed some Monger on the street. I am not sure what was what, but the girls talked about a bad date dude in a silver car. What in the world. BSW with a tazer. Mongers be warn. He teeth are jacked up. She got a thick body, but PT does not recommend these two girls. Then, she had the nerve to say her girl was the best in doubles. I could not get a release with her. So, from here on out. PT is not giving any SW or escort a free pass for non-completion. I am going to be on every. Woof. All SW and escorts are not in the dog house to reviews. My posts will increased to protect the Monger community.

Feedback please! Yes, I do use Ter and Red book to find reviews on escorts.

Pt is a mix of white, black and all other ethnic backgrounds I have to defer to my man Katt Williams and that use of the word. It is for me and only me. I am getting Paid my brother. So, I have to go with who I am one hundred percent when a SW is about to pull a fast one on me. It is the key word, that Pimp Trick. Is not feeling her. Heck, I get flack from the Pimps on using the name Pimp Trick. It is what it is, but at the end of the day. On this board. Evening on Cinco Da Mayo. I am a Monger 100 percent to the day I die.

Tea, I will give it some consideration. But, Shaft. That is a bit Gay to me. Well, like I say. Reviews and mongering is my game and claim to fame. I am back on the prowl.

[QUOTE=Teabag420]You're not doing us any good by using that word, my brother. (I assume you're black like me bacause a white person would have more sense/fear.) May I suggest "Shaft" as a substitute?[/QUOTE]

I am in full swing with SW and CL. It has been a message floating around. That little Bit is back in town. Plus, a certain friend of ours is like where is OM78 or. Mr M if you down. You dig! Nu Nu is in AC, but asked about you too from Tasty Cake.

[QUOTE=Original Man 78]PT,

You are back into full swing after being on IR.[/QUOTE]

There was a Jordan sighting. I had to pull her into the ride for a quick chat. She is going through some management issues. If you know what I mean, but is back on the block. Plus, no white boots. Nice shiny cat woman black boots. Nice. She is a little thicker, might have to get a PT 2K9 certification job done.

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish]You're killing me man. Have you seen Jordan lately? Will keep an eye out for Jen. Glad to see you back, you've been gone awhile if you think Star's haircut is new, she has had it for awhile! LOL[/QUOTE]

I saw Jordan out earlier this month when I was visiting the "crew".

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish]You're killing me man. Have you seen Jordan lately? Will keep an eye out for Jen. Glad to see you back, you've been gone awhile if you think Star's haircut is new, she has had it for awhile! LOL[/QUOTE]

For those wondering what Star looks like, look at the banner at the top of this page that says, "Reviews, aren't just for movies and restaurants". The brunette/redhead in the banner picture looks like her. She is a thicker girl, but not bad.

I kept thinking the girl in the banner looked familiar.

[QUOTE=Tha X Facta][B]WellHell..... welcome back to the CLUB![/B][/QUOTE]Thx man. That info u shared a while back proved lucrative. Bless.

Selah!

Saw Jordan recently. I've always had very good experiences with her, despite the bad press she's been getting on this board lately. So here's the scoop...

She caught a case here in DC and went to trial a week or so ago. She was expecting to do a little jail time and was not looking forward to it. Her management issues continue. She was fired by her original folks. She was with another pimp for a while, but she decided to leave him -- and now he sweats her constantly on the track.

Contrary to reports here, her teeth aren't any worse than they once were (could've used braces as a teen), but she doesn't have meth mouth. She does have a drug problem (smokes H), but she got turned down at rehab in DC for lack of ID.

Last I heard, her mom wanted her to come home to NY, and Jordan was planning to go once her case was resolved.

I hit the track this morning and several other mornings recently, but I haven't seen her in the past two weeks. This morning, Amber was out with a tall brunette, and I saw Star briefly, as well as a few others. The SWs dried up at 0730 before I made selection.

-Strata

Since Clicks was once the pimp/ho hangout, I thought I'd post this update to the SW thread.

One of the old Clicks crew is back in town -- Flaka (I think she went by Carmen, too, back in the day. Now she seems to use Jasmine). I haven't contacted her yet, so I don't know if she's still with Jessica (the Bostonian blonde with a bad case of herpes) and the same old pimp.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/1082916180.html[/url]

Speaking of Clicks, the BPBT is still up to his old tricks. I ran across this on CL and thought it would amuse the senior members familiar with Clicks and the BPBT from the old days:

CL AD

Bidding 01/24/09 ****CLUB AND RESTAURANT***1426 L Str., NW, DC3 STORY , 5000 sq. ft. Restaurant and Nite Club 3 million a year Gross (Nite Club District, NW, Washington, DC)

Restaurant for sale 5 min walk to White House !!
Smoke Cigars with president Obama . Buy this club now and invite him today!!

L Street Lounge and Ollies Restaurant are for SALE
30 YEARS IN BUSINESS..OWNERS ARE RETIRING

We need new Liquor license holder ASAP..
Asking 500,000 DOLLARS/ EUROS

The best LOCATION in town!!!. 2 blocks north of White House. Near Josephines Nite Club and Washington Post building. Next to 2 MAJOR BANKS AND 3 PARKING GARAGES for 2,OOO cars. We got one of the 3 Tobaco Bar licenses in the city of 2,000 restaurants. Our layout is similar to Ozio's on M street , NW, DC, .but with better built bars, all black granite and marbel.
Here are some of the specs:

5,000 SQUARE FEET AREA, 3 FLOORS AND A BASEMENT, SEATING CAPACITY OF 144 people NOW , BUT WE CAN GO TO 200 AS PER GOVERNMENT OFFER..STAND UP CAPACITY IS 500 TO 600 PEOPLE. 2 BARS WITH OPTIONAL 3RD MOBILE BAR ON 3RD FLOOR. 2 DANCE FLOORS. PRIVATE ROOM ON SECOND AND THIRD FLOORS. 4 HUGE BATHROOMS WTH HIGH CEILINGS. SECURITY GATES TO HAVE SEPARATE FUNCTIONS ON DIFERRENT FLOORS. OUTDOOR CAFE WITH FENCE AND UMBRELAS.EXPOSED RED BRICK TO CREATE HOME ATMOSPHERE. HIGH CEILINGS WITH SKYLIGHT WINDOWS. ZONING ALLOWS FOR ROOF DECK. THIS IS NITE CLUB AREA, NO RESIDENTAL, NO SCHOOLS OR CHURCHES NEARBY. LIQUOR LICENSE HAS NO LIMITATIONS.
NEXT TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT IN THE AREA "IL MULINO", WHERE ENTREES ARE 70 BUCKS PER PERSON. NEARBY ARE 5 OF THE HOTEST CLUBS IN THE AREA "THE PARK, "K STREET LOUNGE", "LIMA". "TATOO, "LOTUS". OFFICE AVAILABLE WITH SEPARATE ENTRANCE WITH CABLE, KITCHEN, SHOWER AND HUGE RECEPTION AREA, YOU CAN LIVE HERE. ITS GATED OUTSIDE AND HAS VAULT INSIDE. COLD AC AND HEATERS ARE IN GREAT CONDITION. WE JUST SPENT 200,000 BUCKS ON RENOVATION. DAY TIME IS VERY BUSY AT THE RESTAURANT, NITE TIME HAPPY HOUR AND LATE HOURS THE BARS ARE JUMPING..

ASKING PRICE IS $500,000... RENT IS $10,500... CHEAP AT $25 PER SQUARE FOOT. WE ARE HERE 30 YEARS, NEXT TO US RENT IS $60 TO $80 PER SQUARE FOOT. LEASE IS TILL MAY, 2013..BUT WITH NEW TENANT LEASE CAN BE EXTENDED.
MAKE AN OFFER today!!!

VIEWING TIMES AT 9AM TO 3PM ON SATURDAY. VIEWING MONDAY TO FRIDAY IS BETWEEN 9AM AND 4PM BY APPOINTMENT ONLY.
IF ANY QUESTIONS CALL 202 215 9421 . ASK FOR WES

-Strata

Has anyone seen Parris recently? Last I caught up with her was June 2008, thanks to the help of a senior member, and I'm hoping for some help again! The two phone numbers I have for her seem to be defunct -- one goes to some construction guy's cell, and the other was answered by a guy who acted very cop-like (he wanted me to give my full name and phone number - HA!). And I don't see Parris on any of the usual sites.

[url]http://www.findalay.com/dc-diamond114-parris1-Baltimore-escort.htm?show=1[/url]

Any help is greatly appreciated!

-Strata

I saw this ad on CL and went for it,

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/adg/1082960720.html[/url]
Quote:

SPECIALS SPECIALS 25 FRENCH' 45 GREEK ALL NIGHT (SILVERSPRING)

Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-03-19, 9:06PM EDT

serious responses only please

only 25 for BBJ lesson and 45 for greek lesson can you beat that price

this special will b all night call 202-375-3881 for an appointment ask 4 britney.

Unquote



Called made sure she was over 20 yrs / no manager (she picked up) , I went this morning, she opens, nice petite baby back (not a candidate for TW’s hall of fame here small azz).

I go into her bedroom . We get comfy , I give her an advance , and opt for just the gr33k, no Daty , so I play with the pencil eraser nipples, then when ready , she puts the cover, I put some lotion, and go for it.

As soon as I am finished, I give her the balance a hug and ciao (I know it is not romantic but hey !) , and on my way out I see her apt roomie (she is on the heavy side).

Would I go back or recommend ? (yes for that rate).
In general good attitude with no ripoffs /upsell.
Environment : typical apt setting (cleanliness 4 of 5).

On my way back I was thinking with a smile (I just had my first gr3k experience.).

Have a happy and Safe hunting out there.

Loopy De Loop
The happy monger wolf

Is this type of posting should be under Escort section?

Jackson clarify for me.

Nonetheless. It is a Recession. Monger heaven is slowly coming.

[QUOTE=Loopy De Loop]I saw this ad on CL and went for it,

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/adg/1082960720.html[/url]
Quote:

SPECIALS SPECIALS 25 FRENCH' 45 GREEK ALL NIGHT (SILVERSPRING)

Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-03-19, 9:06PM EDT

serious responses only please

only 25 for BBJ lesson and 45 for greek lesson can you beat that price

this special will b all night call 202-375-3881 for an appointment ask 4 britney.

Unquote



Called made sure she was over 20 yrs / no manager (she picked up) , I went this morning, she opens, nice petite baby back (not a candidate for TW’s hall of fame here small azz).

I go into her bedroom . We get comfy , I give her an advance , and opt for just the gr33k, no Daty , so I play with the pencil eraser nipples, then when ready , she puts the cover, I put some lotion, and go for it.

As soon as I am finished, I give her the balance a hug and ciao (I know it is not romantic but hey !) , and on my way out I see her apt roomie (she is on the heavy side).

Would I go back or recommend ? (yes for that rate).
In general good attitude with no ripoffs /upsell.
Environment : typical apt setting (cleanliness 4 of 5).

On my way back I was thinking with a smile (I just had my first gr3k experience.).

Have a happy and Safe hunting out there.

Loopy De Loop
The happy monger wolf[/QUOTE]

It was slim pickings out this morning. There is a new WSW that is out, she had on all white. I can get more info for you mongers if you want. She was with the regular crew.

[QUOTE=Strata]Saw Jordan recently. I've always had very good experiences with her, despite the bad press she's been getting on this board lately. So here's the scoop...

She caught a case here in DC and went to trial a week or so ago. She was expecting to do a little jail time and was not looking forward to it. Her management issues continue. She was fired by her original folks. She was with another pimp for a while, but she decided to leave him -- and now he sweats her constantly on the track.

Contrary to reports here, her teeth aren't any worse than they once were (could've used braces as a teen), but she doesn't have meth mouth. She does have a drug problem (smokes H), but she got turned down at rehab in DC for lack of ID.

Last I heard, her mom wanted her to come home to NY, and Jordan was planning to go once her case was resolved.

I hit the track this morning and several other mornings recently, but I haven't seen her in the past two weeks. This morning, Amber was out with a tall brunette, and I saw Star briefly, as well as a few others. The SWs dried up at 0730 before I made selection.

-Strata[/QUOTE]

Confirmation on new WSW on Saturday morning. This morning was slim pickings. I got down late, but saw a WSW that look like a broke down Alicia Silverstone. I saw an Africian monger on the prowl, but she was ducking him. LOL. Too funny.

Well, it looks a good spring is going to hatch.

Ran into a monger at Starbucks. I pretty much was calling off my search at that time.

[QUOTE=Original Man 78]It was slim pickings out this morning. There is a new WSW that is out, she had on all white. I can get more info for you mongers if you want. She was with the regular crew.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Confirmation on new WSW on Saturday morning. This morning was slim pickings. I got down late, but saw a WSW that look like a broke down Alicia Silverstone. I saw an Africian monger on the prowl, but she was ducking him. LOL. Too funny.

Well, it looks a good spring is going to hatch.

Ran into a monger at Starbucks. I pretty much was calling off my search at that time.[/QUOTE]

I wonder if the new WSW is the one that advertises in CL as an "Alicia Silverstone"... coincidence?

Hopefully spring brings a new crop, but the past few yeasr have been more than disappointing. Uncle LEO usually steps up his game when it gets warmer out in anticipation of the bumper crop.

Although, there were a couple of summers that were amazing. I'm just happy that we have any selection at all, the drought has been bad, very bad.

Spring shows bring May flowers?