Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Barney1234]Sheesh, $450 an hour? Maybe if the waitress joined in, and her friends, too.[/QUOTE]

What's worse is there is no guarantee that you will have sex. You pay upfront, and there is a big guy waiting nearby if the girl needs help from a customer who expected more than an hour of lap dances.

That's not to say that no girl will do you. Maybe some will. But this kind of upsell is pretty well known in the industry. Guys tend to think that more money = greater chance of sex, but it doesn't work that way. Clubs exploit the "Wow, if it is THAT much I'm sure to get some" factor.

I'd trust in getting action based on a a $200 quote before I trusted a $450 fee.

Crystal Palace closed tonight at 8:00 pm. All of the staff was fired except for the regular day bartender (her name escapes me at the moment). The guy that runs Beaver's next door is supposed to be taking over the strip club side of the building, as well, and will be reopening in a few days as "Centerfolds" with new staff. Thank God they let me finish my beer before they closed. lol

Longtime reader, firsttime poster. Wish I had the funds I once did, but these days my club visits are fewer and farther between. Have been to: PT's Centreville, Crystal Palace, Hollywood, Miss Kitty's, and C-Mowes. PT's is closest to home so I tend to frequent that club.

In response to the person who asked about "extras" at PT's: I think the management frowns upon that sort of thing there. But that doesn't mean they don't occur. YMMV, as the acronym goes.

Any news on the new (strip) club in E.St. Louis and whether or not it's safe? Has anyone been there?

[QUOTE=Patrickab7]Longtime reader, firsttime poster. Wish I had the funds I once did, but these days my club visits are fewer and farther between. Have been to: PT's Centreville, Crystal Palace, Hollywood, Miss Kitty's, and C-Mowes. PT's is closest to home so I tend to frequent that club.

In response to the person who asked about "extras" at PT's: I think the management frowns upon that sort of thing there. But that doesn't mean they don't occur. YMMV, as the acronym goes.[/QUOTE]

Welcome Patrickab7. You are correct that management "frowns" officially. but as you say, YMMV always. Every girl is different and if the private area is really private (or she thinks it is) many girls will do lots there. Holly, for example, would do anything in the private area, including FS (she's at Kitty's now, FYI).

Hell, if you go to Centerville PTs on a Saturday night you can often see people fucking in the open. Of course, they usually aren't dancers, nor are they being paid... usually.

Hello All,

It has been over a year since I have hit the clubs in the east side.What I am needing is where is the best place for a guy to go on a Thursday afternoon for a little fun. I really would like to find a club with a lady willing to do a bbbj cim/cof. However, would rule out fs with the right circumstances. So give this guy some direction, and will report back after my visit.

[QUOTE=Oreida69]Hello All,

It has been over a year since I have hit the clubs in the east side.What I am needing is where is the best place for a guy to go on a Thursday afternoon for a little fun. I really would like to find a club with a lady willing to do a bbbj cim/cof. However, would rule out fs with the right circumstances. So give this guy some direction, and will report back after my visit.[/QUOTE]

If you read the board it is all here, even just a few posts down.

Sure thing for what you want, cheap: Blondie's, Dollie's, C-Mowes
Pretty sure thing, but won't be cheap: Wise Guys, Club 64
Possible, but rare: Miss Kitty's, City Nights
Unlikely: Hollywood, Hustler

That's my take, based on the clubs I know. YMMV

I hit up the club about 11pm there are 8 girls and as many guys. Looks ok nothing too great. I get a stage dance from Diamond. Fine body,tanned, nice face as well. She's all over me, grabbing onto Mr.Happy and making me feel really welcomed. She pressed for V.I.P, I pass for the time. I check out the rest that they had. Nothing too great. There was a larger girl(Chasity I think), big tits but not too hands friendly at the stage. Anyway I'm sitting down and Diamond comes back and starts to B.S. with me. I buy her a drink and she's pressing for a V.I.P still. She says she asks .4,.8 and $ for three. I pass and then she goes on to tell me about a fight that she had Friday night and that there was some girl there putting beer bottles up her twat and ass. Interesting, that girl got fired. Sorry I missed that show. She then goes on to say that anyone can give the door guy $ and the girls will leave with them. Take out!? My question is why not cut out the door guy and work something out with the girl? Give her a little more and make her happier. Back to the V.I.P, she said that fun could be had but wouldn't go into detail. I'm thinking she's just wanted the money but her take out story was interesting if it is true.

Ad in the latest RFT says that Cheeks will be opening at noon on Dec. 17th.

I stopped in Dollies on Monday at 12:30 and was their first customer. They had 9 girls working. Business was picking up when I left. Had a short OK private with Liz.
Went to Wise Guys next they had 6 girls working. Had a great private with Shy and didn't have to purchase the previously mentioned wrist band/pass.

[QUOTE=Larks Tongue]She then goes on to say that anyone can give the door guy $ and the girls will leave with them. Take out!? My question is why not cut out the door guy and work something out with the girl? Give her a little more and make her happier.[/QUOTE]

Well, whenever I've done takeout (never at Wise Guys though), the girl always has to make arrangements to leave separate from me. They always say they can't be seen leaving with a customer. Usually I have them meet me in the Hustler parking lot and we go from there. If the girl didn't have her own car, though, she wouldn't be able to leave with you without being seen. I'm guessing that's what the tip to the door guy is for.

I would greatly appreciate any hotel or cl info that you have. Staying one night and intend to have some east side fun while there. It has been years since I was in the area and I am pumped up to be there!

Will be happy to help you out if you ever come to Chicago area as well.

[QUOTE=Traveler One]I would greatly appreciate any hotel or cl info that you have. Staying one night and intend to have some east side fun while there. It has been years since I was in the area and I am pumped up to be there!

Will be happy to help you out if you ever come to Chicago area as well.[/QUOTE]

I stay at the Four Points Sheraton in Fairview Heights. I usually get it for $39 on Priceline and it is very nice with free wifi and only 10 minutes from Washington Park.

After the Ram's game today my buddy and I headed over to Wiseguys. We were working on the first drink when a girl named Crystal? Came over and sat down and started talking my buddy. She asked if I wanted Harley to come over to sit with me. (She happened to be dancing at the time). I made a straight bee-line over to where she was. She danced for me and she introduced herself and I said I finally am able to meet the infamous Harley. Anyway, she quoted me a price for a private. What sucked was that the quote included $50 for the house. As much as I wanted to sample what Harley had to offer, I passed. We then headed over to C-Mowes and they were just opening. I bought my drink and headed to the dance floor where Jewell was. After her set, she came over and sat with me and introduced me to Ivy. They said they liked to play together. I sat in the middle of these two lovely ladies and they treated me like a king. Lots of attention and they were working on each other as well. After about 45 minutes of this, I wanted to go to the back with both of them. They quoted me a price and again a portion of it was going to the house. What the hell is up with that? Anyway, I was going to go back with them no matter what. Once in the back, they started playing with Ivy snacking on Jewel's goods. I was behind Ivy touching and watching. The second song, I stood up in front of Jewel where she proceeded to give me a BBBJTC. What a view and touching and feeling from all three of us the whole time. I will definitely be returning to partake again soon.

Did make it down to Washington Park about a week or two ago. Kind of busy at work so no time to type up the report until now.

From answers to my question on here I decided to come down the night before I needed to and get a hotel room since mid day / late morning offerings seemed to be not bountyful. I got into town late afternoon after getting a room at the Motel 6 a few miles to the east.

First place I stopped was Wiseguys. Lots of girls. Got a drink and sat at the stage where one of the best looking girls was dancing. The other girls were all with guys. When she was done dancing I left the stage sat at a table and after a bit she joined me. Name was Autumn or so she said. Talked me into a private. I did have to pay $5 for an armband . No one else in the back room. Was like $20 for the dance I think, this was sometime ago so the mind gets foggy about the details. She did not even get nude. I was offered a second dance for a discounted price and opted not to since I said had hoped to see some pussy. Was told if I wanted that it would be $150 for a private dance in the private room. Asked he if seeing her pussy was all I would get for the cash and she replied yes so I decided this was NOT a good deal. Finished my drink and went across the street to Cmowes.

Cmowes had more girls than customers and the ones there were less attractive, older and healthier (fatter) than the ones at Wiseguys. The girls who had been on stage had the annoying habit of trying to get tips from guys who were talking to other girls and not watching them on stage. I had been talking to a blonde girl, forget her name. She was good looking from across the room, but close up you could tell she had lots of makeup and I suspect was pushing 40. When it was her turn to dance I went to the stage and got some good grinding from her. I notice that stage dance there had the girl spending little time actually on the stage and most of it just sitting on guys laps. If it had been at all crowded the other guys at the stage (I was the only one) would have nothing to do but watch you getting a lapdance. This girl offered me a private dance but there was no hint of any extras. I said something to the effect that she looked like she would be a good fuck, much less crudely stated. She replied that her BF was the only one who did that to her. I left and went to Blondies.

Blondies was so dead it made Cmowes look busy. I arrived and there were 4 people there. A black guy playing video games. A female bartender. A very heavy black girl, who was sitting at the bar wrapped up in a blanket. A dark haired white woman who was pushing 60. The bartender was the most attractive of the females. As soon as I came in the old woman ran up to me and was all over me. She acted like I was her long lost boyfriend and offered to take me to the back room before I was more than 10 feet into the bar. I pushed her away and said I was looking for a friend who was at supposed to be at one of the area strip clubs. Wandered into the back area where the stage is no one was back there. I then left. Went down the street to Dollies I think the place was.

Finally got a bit luckier there. Met a 20 something blonde spiner. She gave me a fake name that I have since forgotten. We talked for awhile after I got a nice stage dance from her. I did get FS from her in the back behind the curtains. Not lots of privacy. Think I also had her talked into coming back to my hotel with me for some more fun. Her shift was almost over. But when we were done in the private area a guy comes in and she reacts saying Oh shit its my boyfriend. She asked me to duck down and wait about a minute before popping up and exiting the booth. She went and talked to him for a bit then went into the back and got into her street clothes. She left with him. I played a few video games. Noted KC Quester had the high score on one of them! I left to get dinner.

After dinner I came back. Whole bunch of different girls, a few more guys but no where near crowded. The later shift girls were for the most part not as desireable as the ones who had been there earlier. Wound up getting FS again from a brunette, late 20s not fat but had some meat on her bones. I do recall her name but she was very paranoid that someone else would find out what she was doing and asked me not to let others know what she was doing in the "private" area. I think she was afraid of getting fired. She was much better than the blonde girl and charged about what I would expect a SW to charge. It also seemed as if she was enjoying it much more than I was. Discovered she would be there very very late so did not even try to talk her into coming to my hotel with me. Stuck around for a bit longer talking to her then called it an evening.

Anyone know which clubs will have good New Year's Eve parties? I will be in the area for the holiday and am looking for something to do in case I don't have a date.