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[QUOTE=Crazy For It]I hate to call you out dude being a senior member and all but GRACE did not work today.[/QUOTE]
note that RJ did not say "today". He said he "just" had the session, which could mean just this week. Not trying to start any arguments here, just trying to show that the word "just" might have several meanings.
[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]Let me see if I understand you correctly. You complain about false advertising. If you look in the yellow pages under massage services, do any of them advertise f/s, cbj, bbbj, daty, greek isles, cim, pacific rim exploration, the use of any sex toys, etc...? NO. If you walk into any of these places and ask for these services at the front counter will they say " sure, we can do that if you are willing to pay for it ? NO. Do they have a printed menu for you to read and decide what services you want? NO. All of these places offer different levels of service. If you go to the same provider all the time is she obligated to provide the same service as the previous visit? NO. It`s her choice what she will or will not do. All of us understand this and accept this.
But you want to call in the Federal Trade Commission because the pic in the ad is not real. LOL. I can just imagine the phone call to the FTC.
Smackthatass: Hello, FTC...........I want to file a complaint against a massage parlor.
FTC: What`s the problem sir?
Smackthatass: I saw ad for a massage parlor and when I went there I found out the girl in the ad does not really exist.
FTC: What`s the problem sir? It`s just a massage.
Smackthatass: You don`t understand, I also wanted to have sex with her.
FTC: That`s prostitution sir, which is illegal in your state. For us to follow thru on your complaint, we would have to report you to your local law enforcement agency for solicitation of prostitution.
Smackthatass: CLICK!
FTC: Hello, Mr Ass..........are you still there? Hello????[/QUOTE]You need to get laid! Or whatever relaxes you! Cannot imagine anyone caring this much about what you are trying to accomplish here. Obvious attempt to discredit a fellow member without merit. How embarrassing for you it must be to have corrected someone's grammar and commit a "typo" yourself. What an idiot and a hypocrite! Certain you will have something to say, do to your obvious sensitivity. The only people that I care how they think of me do not exist on this or any other forum. If you need credit, pay a bill on time, enroll in college ro actually accomplish something that enhances your and/or someone else's life.
RC already gave you the answer- Its a proper noun sherlock! A proper noun is a noun that is the name of a specific individual, place, or object. That means you always use English in Capital letters. I'm the stupid one - ya sure!
[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]If it should " almost always be capitalized " in what instances is it OK to use lower case letters? The only word I know of that should always use capitals is GOD, and of course the letter " I " when used by itself. Every other word it is acceptable to use lower case letters. If you think I am wrong, of all the millions of websites, how many use all lower case letters? Not trying to start an argument, but I am curious what the correct procedure is.[/QUOTE]
Why don't you ad that the owner isn't telling the IRS that 73rd Aroma Therapy is a front for prostitution either. Just wait until the local LE kick the door in and see what you say then. Its just a matter of time.
[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]Let me see if I understand you correctly. You complain about false advertising. If you look in the yellow pages under massage services, do any of them advertise f/s, cbj, bbbj, daty, greek isles, cim, pacific rim exploration, the use of any sex toys, etc...? NO. If you walk into any of these places and ask for these services at the front counter will they say " sure, we can do that if you are willing to pay for it ? NO. Do they have a printed menu for you to read and decide what services you want? NO. All of these places offer different levels of service. If you go to the same provider all the time is she obligated to provide the same service as the previous visit? NO. It`s her choice what she will or will not do. All of us understand this and accept this.
But you want to call in the Federal Trade Commission because the pic in the ad is not real. LOL. I can just imagine the phone call to the FTC.
Smackthatass: Hello, FTC...........I want to file a complaint against a massage parlor.
FTC: What`s the problem sir?
Smackthatass: I saw ad for a massage parlor and when I went there I found out the girl in the ad does not really exist.
FTC: What`s the problem sir? It`s just a massage.
Smackthatass: You don`t understand, I also wanted to have sex with her.
FTC: That`s prostitution sir, which is illegal in your state. For us to follow thru on your complaint, we would have to report you to your local law enforcement agency for solicitation of prostitution.
Smackthatass: CLICK!
FTC: Hello, Mr Ass..........are you still there? Hello????[/QUOTE]
I appreciate the quality and quantity of the information being posted from those of you that are out there more frequently than others. It saves time and helps the less experienced of us prevent some rookie mistakes.
I think that while good grammar and proper sentence structure are important and do add to the quality of the post we need to be careful not to let it distract us from the main purpose of the posts and that is to keep us all informed. That said I am sure my sentence is perhaps too long and not properly punctuated. There is always the possibility of a word that is not spelled correctly or other mistakes. However the meaning or message has not been lost.
Thank you again for all of you that are taking the time to post.
[QUOTE=Smackthatass]Why don't you ad that the owner isn't telling the IRS that 73rd Aroma Therapy is a front for prostitution either. Just wait until the local LE kick the door in and see what you say then. Its just a matter of time.[/QUOTE]
It is very sad that this establishment hasn't informed the IRS about the fact that they conduct illegal activities such as prostitution. Most of the other massage parlors definitely choose to remain in good graces by completely disclosing all side activities so they can avoid being harassed by the local and federal government agencies.
Now, can everyone get back to discussing the legitimate massages we all seek and avoid these discussions of illegal activities that no one has an interest in finding anyway? I'm in need of a good basalt stone massage and deep tissue foot massage.
[QUOTE=SpeedRacer29]If it should " almost always be capitalized " in what instances is it OK to use lower case letters? The only word I know of that should always use capitals is GOD, and of course the letter " I " when used by itself. Every other word it is acceptable to use lower case letters. If you think I am wrong, of all the millions of websites, how many use all lower case letters? Not trying to start an argument, but I am curious what the correct procedure is.[/QUOTE]
The word "English" may be non-capitalized when it is used to reference the motion put on a ball (spin) "He used english to work the cue ball around the eight ball." It may also be capitalized in that same case. God does not always need to be capitalized, particularly in the case of using it as a plural or if referencing an entity in whom you don't believe, example, "The pagans were praying to their god, Baal" or "Hindus worship many gods".
FWIW, days of the week should always be capitalized, "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday".
All the best.
Your pedantic pals,
Strunk & White
[QUOTE=Sawsy]The word "English" may be non-capitalized when it is used to reference the motion put on a ball (spin) "He used english to work the cue ball around the eight ball."
All the best.
Your pedantic pals,
Strunk & White[/QUOTE]
Reminded me of a provider a banged in Cleveland once who had an English accent and she really had a way of putting some english on my set of balls with that talented tongue of hers. Thought I'd share that story as we celebrate our freedom from English rule today. She sure had a couple of really Great BritTitons on her to boot.
Happy 4th of July to all.
Glad you were able to stick it to a redcoat!
[QUOTE=Smackthatass]Why don't you ad that the owner isn't telling the IRS that 73rd Aroma Therapy is a front for prostitution either. Just wait until the local LE kick the door in and see what you say then. Its just a matter of time.[/QUOTE]
I am not sure what planet you are from, but I never said I care what 73rd tells the IRS, nor do I care how they conduct their business. Your comment " see what you say then " makes no sense. All I ever said was that I don`t go there because of all the reports about Uncle LEO in the parking lot. I have no interest in knowing what level of service they perform. Since you are so hell bent on the IRS, consider this. How many auto mechanics do you think make small repairs that maybe only take 5 minutes ? When the car owner slips the mechanic a few bucks, do you think that money is reported? Do you think all waiters/waitresses report ALL their income? LOL. The only person I worry about is me.
[QUOTE=SteelThunder]It is very sad that this establishment hasn't informed the IRS about the fact that they conduct illegal activities such as prostitution. Most of the other massage parlors definitely choose to remain in good graces by completely disclosing all side activities so they can avoid being harassed by the local and federal government agencies.
Now, can everyone get back to discussing the legitimate massages we all seek and avoid these discussions of illegal activities that no one has an interest in finding anyway? I'm in need of a good basalt stone massage and deep tissue foot massage.[/QUOTE]
I needed a good laugh. Thank you. LOL
[QUOTE=SteelThunder]Now, can everyone get back to discussing the legitimate massages we all seek and avoid these discussions of illegal activities that no one has an interest in finding anyway?[/QUOTE]Punctuation? Diction? No! Life, liberty & the pursuit of HOppiness!
[QUOTE=SteelThunder]Reminded me of a provider a banged in Cleveland once who had an English accent and she really had a way of putting some english on my set of balls with that talented tongue of hers. Thought I'd share that story as we celebrate our freedom from English rule today. She sure had a couple of really Great BritTitons on her to boot.
Happy 4th of July to all.[/QUOTE]
And they are fun girls in my experience. Can anyone recommend a good British provider in the area?
[QUOTE=Digginchix]Agreed! It has been a long time since my last visit. Cameras in the hall, and outside. The attendants will tell you to remain quiet and in your room. Big Sis is listening and watching to make certain the girls charge the door fee. When a client enters, Big Sis expects the cash register to have an additional door fee added to the till. The cameras are her assurance. Between the cameras, LE lingering outside and some of the girls offering bareback, and seeing them clean themselves with baby wipes is enough to never go near that place without a pressure suit. There are much better, cleaner and more desirable options available in the area.[/QUOTE]If you look on the wall as you enter the door you will see a framed sign that reads you are being recorded. And as for the owners assurance" I can assure you if LE does go in there, those tapes will be the 1st thing they grap. I like seeing my ass in the mirror not on T. V SO. I'll leave 73rd to you guys with bigger balls.
a hot Brit who visited Otown on occasion, from the DC area-- the English Lady Sophie. Details on TBD. She was well worth the visits I made-- great accent and all. If she ever gets back this way, I'd recommend. Although she has posted she was returning across the pond so we may be out of luck.
Nemo
[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]And they are fun girls in my experience. Can anyone recommend a good British provider in the area?[/QUOTE]