Luma at 5953 Laurel Cyn Blvd = No bueno
I toftt tonight visiting 5953 Laurel Cyn uinit: A. A full service shop, horrible experience.
Upon entry I'm greeted by the spanish-mama "half hour is 50, no 40." Hindsight, should have walked away right there. Your competition slays you lady.
Then I pull Luma. 5ft 4ish leaner latina that is NOT into her job at all. I actually read a bad report about her earlier and forgot! *smh* Should have sent her back immediately.
Minimal attempt at the lamest massage I've ever felt, then "ok, turn over"
Her: "You want everything?"
Me:"Sure-"
Her:"That's 120"
Me: "No, I have 100?"
Her: "ok"
She then begins to try to put a condom on my unaroused cock? I look at her like she's nuts.
Me: "Stop, stop, this is not going to work out"
Luma:"It will work"
Me: "Just suck please"
Her skills are rapid-fire mechanical, zero technique, a complete turn-off. Somehow I was able to slow her down, establish a rhythm, and blow in the hat. Really bad CBJ. $60 wasted on no talent. Eh, win some, lose some.
As I'm dressing to roll out she straightens the towels I was just laying all over, and then begins to spray / mist the whole bed with a spray bottle from the side bar? I wanted to puke. I could not race home fast enough to scrub myself down in a steaming shower! I thought I was mistaken when I thought the pillow smelled like some other dude's cologne, nope. Fucking sick, you've been warned.
-kampfire
CandyatNature Healing Center
If anyone knows where Candy from Nature Healing Center (Victory / Vineland) moved on to I'd appreciate the intel. Please PM me.