My hard work is paying off.
Gents,
I'm pleased to announce members followed my detailed information and got laid with no problems. Members didn't complain, didn't wait, didn't ask 100 questions, just fucked. I didn't hear, I can't text her. I'll call in a few weeks. She's not available. Newest excuse, my Rolodex is full. They just fucked.
In return, I provided members with my privates. Nice legs, nice ass, big tits, pretty face, great attitude. Best of all, 100 percent private. That simple.
Chad Secretary of Sex.