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[QUOTE=Jd2011;4734623]I agree bro with one small edit. HD is already a legend. If he started posting with action pics he would be a god in human form.[/QUOTE]He is legend but I still have him #2 behind MwJrp because of his pics with black stockings. Its time for a new #1 (anyone know. What happend to MwJrp?) and pics would seal the deal for HD for me.
[QUOTE=Jd2011;4734623]I agree bro with one small edit. HD is already a legend. If he started posting with action pics he would be a god in human form.[/QUOTE]Humpty is my inspiration. I even made my username in his honor.
Black stockings, that's been a while. MwJrp is still around, different town. I do miss his pics. And I didn't mind tagging one of his girls.
[QUOTE=BigFriknNutz;4734656]He is legend but I still have him #2 behind MwJrp because of his pics with black stockings. Its time for a new #1 (anyone know. What happend to MwJrp?) and pics would seal the deal for HD for me.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4733955]Bigfrikinnutz, Ill see what I can do.
I wasn't going to pick up any ladies tonight. But I had some other stuff I needed to at 11:30 night in the west side so I decided to take one swing down Sully. You guys known by know that 11:30 is the hour of Humpty. As usual, I did not have to waste much gas. 10 blocks into my hunt I found Raven C. Aka "Brook" A white Hispanic lady who is 29. She was with a bunch of other ladies by My House bar. Great personality. She is slender but has a slight belly. Not sure if she is recently pregnant or just Mexican. We went to the undisclosed location. She sucked like a champ. Then we did it missionary and she got the full load after a few minutes of fucking. She actually brought some napkins with her for us to wipe the bodily fluids off of our genitals. It is so nice for a lady to be prepared. I dropped her off at the drug house (I think) which is a couple blocks south of Blueberry Hill on Oakley. I guess the owner Jason won't be taking any pics while his bar is temporarily closed so you guys can make pickups there for the time being. Cost of this adventure was standard rate, which is 30 bucks.[/QUOTE]Raven used to be a very enjoyable time. She's definitely let herself go, and she's out on the block ALL of the time now. She's definitely still willing to take a good pounding, and has never given me any complaints or trouble, however, her looks and hygiene have been lacking. I had asked her about the "baby bump", and she stated that she is not pregnant, but that the bulge is actually a cyst or a hernia in her stomach. She's a solid pick in a pinch, but YMMV and she's definitely on a downward spiral.
While MJ's reports are many and informative, he lacks comedy and entertainment. Many times his reports seem generic and very cookie-cutter-ish. Although MW has pics, or used to have pics, I don't ever recall any action shots; or even face shots (Not totally sure on this; please let me know if I'm wrong). I only remember the signature headless, legs spread in black stockings shots.
HD's reports on the other hand are infused with both information and entertainment. Action pics would only further cement him as one of the GOATs. Call me sick, but I also like the way he throws his excrement around at will. Hopefully it is true, as these hunting grounds we all know are very deserving of it. It adds an element of color to the stories. Perhaps he can upload a pic of a steaming pile with a couple of gym socks next to it? CLASSIC SHIT.
Please note that I am not degrading MW at all. His reports have always been much appreciated. But, in my humble opinion, I have to give the overall nod to HD.
[QUOTE=BigFriknNutz;4734656]He is legend but I still have him #2 behind MwJrp because of his pics with black stockings. Its time for a new #1 (anyone know. What happend to MwJrp?) and pics would seal the deal for HD for me.[/QUOTE]
I've been seeing more and more of Alyssa recently. I used to love her looks, years ago, but her attitude and lack of enthusiasm ruined the one encounter I had with her back then. She got the job done, but she clearly could have cared less about the service and was just there for her next fix. Lately, she has been wearing a lot of sweatshirts and hoodies when she's out walking, but you can clearly see that she's either been eating very well lately or that she's pregnant. I'm guessing the latter. Has anyone sampled her recently? Has her attitude or performance changed any? She's nowhere near as tempting as she once was, but I love the thought of pounding her good and hard, for old times sake.
[QUOTE=Jd2011;4735727]While MJ's reports are many and informative, he lacks comedy and entertainment. Many times his reports seem generic and very cookie-cutter-ish. Although MW has pics, or used to have pics, I don't ever recall any action shots; or even face shots (Not totally sure on this; please let me know if I'm wrong). I only remember the signature headless, legs spread in black stockings shots.
HD's reports on the other hand are infused with both information and entertainment. Action pics would only further cement him as one of the GOATs. Call me sick, but I also like the way he throws his excrement around at will. Hopefully it is true, as these hunting grounds we all know are very deserving of it. It adds an element of color to the stories. Perhaps he can upload a pic of a steaming pile with a couple of gym socks next to it? CLASSIC SHIT.
Please note that I am not degrading MW at all. His reports have always been much appreciated. But, in my humble opinion, I have to give the overall nod to HD.[/QUOTE]I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say that I am not interested in seeing HDs poo. At all.
[QUOTE=Jd2011;4735727]While MJ's reports are many and informative, he lacks comedy and entertainment. Many times his reports seem generic and very cookie-cutter-ish. Although MW has pics, or used to have pics, I don't ever recall any action shots; or even face shots (Not totally sure on this; please let me know if I'm wrong). I only remember the signature headless, legs spread in black stockings shots.
HD's reports on the other hand are infused with both information and entertainment. Action pics would only further cement him as one of the GOATs. Call me sick, but I also like the way he throws his excrement around at will. Hopefully it is true, as these hunting grounds we all know are very deserving of it. It adds an element of color to the stories. Perhaps he can upload a pic of a steaming pile with a couple of gym socks next to it? CLASSIC SHIT.
Please note that I am not degrading MW at all. His reports have always been much appreciated. But, in my humble opinion, I have to give the overall nod to HD.[/QUOTE]I agree HD definitely offers much needed comedy in his posts especially now but MwJrp has him beat on the description of his dates right down to ht / wt. So if your scoring at home, this is a very very tight race but I still give a slight nod to MwJrp. Maybe we need to have an official vote?
[QUOTE=JustVisiting82;4735742]I've been seeing more and more of Alyssa recently. I used to love her looks, years ago, but her attitude and lack of enthusiasm ruined the one encounter I had with her back then. She got the job done, but she clearly could have cared less about the service and was just there for her next fix. Lately, she has been wearing a lot of sweatshirts and hoodies when she's out walking, but you can clearly see that she's either been eating very well lately or that she's pregnant. I'm guessing the latter. Has anyone sampled her recently? Has her attitude or performance changed any? She's nowhere near as tempting as she once was, but I love the thought of pounding her good and hard, for old times sake.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the flattering comments, gentlemen. I hope to post more great creampie adventures soon. I hope this overblown virus scare is over soon, mainly because I want public restrooms to be available when I need them again. If I have to defecate in alleys or parking lots, soon enough I am going to be seen on camera, and probably put on the news with a name like "The Poopetrator" or "The Mad Shatter". The only place I won't shit is in my pants. So better of using an alley or a parking lot if worst comes to worst. Again, when you got to go you got to go. Its not like I'm doing it on people's porches. I'm pretty sure you guys do this too, am I right? Where else are you going to go? My lily white neighborhood is on the other side of town.
It isn't me who knocked up Alyssa B. I saw her earlier today while I was picking up an item on Craigslist. She was at Town and Dakota. She was indeed obviously pregnant. I creampied her in 2012 or 2013 back when she looked good. And no, I did not pay an absurd amount of money. 30 bucks was good enough. Nowadays, I am not sure she would even be worth a freebie.
One other thing. I was thankfully well prepared for the toilet paper shortage. I have plenty!
[QUOTE=JustVisiting82;4735742]I've been seeing more and more of Alyssa recently. I used to love her looks, years ago, but her attitude and lack of enthusiasm ruined the one encounter I had with her back then. She got the job done, but she clearly could have cared less about the service and was just there for her next fix. Lately, she has been wearing a lot of sweatshirts and hoodies when she's out walking, but you can clearly see that she's either been eating very well lately or that she's pregnant. I'm guessing the latter. Has anyone sampled her recently? Has her attitude or performance changed any? She's nowhere near as tempting as she once was, but I love the thought of pounding her good and hard, for old times sake.[/QUOTE]Alyssa is most definitely pregnant. I saw her today out walking the bottoms. I picked her up, gave her a ride to where she was going and she told me she is pregnant. I gave her a 20 for old times sake and dropped her off.
It was Wednesday night. 1130 PM. It was rainy. I was sitting in my house drinking heavily and watching "The Stand" by Stephen King which is about a pandemic, not an overhyped flu like we're dealing with now. I decided that somewhere out there, a streetwalker needed my cream inside her. I drunkenly stumbled into my car. I don't like these stupid stay at home laws, or laws against drunk driving. Driving drunk is fun! First was Hudson. I saw a decent looking BSW just east of Uncle Max's ghetto ass gas station. I passed. Then Parsons. One ugly WSW was out. Then Sully. I peed in an empty water bottle, sealed the cap, and tossed it out the window into an alley. I feel sorry for the poor guy who will finally dispose of it. Does anyone else like to pee in plastic bottles, seal the cap and throw them out the window? Its obvious that what is in the bottle isn't water. One thing is for sure, I am not going to get out of my car and piss on the street in the middle of a downpour. The only thing I want to get wet is my dick.
So at Sully and Richardson, I saw Celeste M, aka Cece. Is this a fake name? She is 22. She looks kinda like Molly Ringwald, who happens to be in "The Stand". She is coherent, claims she is off drugs and is just walking to streets to support her young kid. Okay. We went to a secret place. Her BBBJ was a bit underwhelming. So we moved on to BBFS. She asked if I had a condom. I said no. She told me to pull out. But I did spray some cream in her. Cost was the usual, 30 bucks. She says some of you guys have been overpaying and giving her 40 just for BBBJ. You wouldn't overpay for car insurance, why would you overpay this girl? I would repeat, but she would not be my first choice. I couldn't find her Zuck profile with the name she provided otherwise I would have posted her pic. If you have a pic please post it. She said her phone got stolen at the trap house.
I've blessed alleys with my holy water but never dropped mud. You are correct though, there are not many public restroom options in the hunting areas. When you got to go, you got to go. It's upsetting to me to see the amount of trash on the streets in these areas. I often see the indigenous natives throwing away junk on the ground in plain sight without a care in the world. The deserve to wake up to human shit on the porches or wherever they call home.
[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4736165]Thanks for the flattering comments, gentlemen. I hope to post more great creampie adventures soon. I hope this overblown virus scare is over soon, mainly because I want public restrooms to be available when I need them again. If I have to defecate in alleys or parking lots, soon enough I am going to be seen on camera, and probably put on the news with a name like "The Poopetrator" or "The Mad Shatter". The only place I won't shit is in my pants. So better of using an alley or a parking lot if worst comes to worst. Again, when you got to go you got to go. Its not like I'm doing it on people's porches. I'm pretty sure you guys do this too, am I right? Where else are you going to go? My lily white neighborhood is on the other side of town.
It isn't me who knocked up Alyssa B. I saw her earlier today while I was picking up an item on Craigslist. She was at Town and Dakota. She was indeed obviously pregnant. I creampied her in 2012 or 2013 back when she looked good. And no, I did not pay an absurd amount of money. 30 bucks was good enough. Nowadays, I am not sure she would even be worth a freebie.
One other thing. I was thankfully well prepared for the toilet paper shortage. I have plenty![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MidwestDude;4735774]I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say that I am not interested in seeing HDs poo. At all.[/QUOTE]Dude. I, too, enjoy the color. I rarely laugh out loud but have a couple times reading his posts. Brown is a color.
It was 1 PM on Thursday. I had taken a quick detour off of 71 while doing my errands, just doing some window shopping, per se. I was driving westbound on Hudson, and as I stopped at McGuffey at the traffic light, I saw a rough looking Adrianna. It looked like she had recently eaten something spinach, there was some crap stuck in her teeth. Right there at the light in daylight in front of everyone, she pulled on my locked door handle in desperation. I said "not today!" She said "Please!" in a whiny tone that indicated to me that she was coming down from a bad high. She is going to have to brush her teeth, take a shower, and learn how to act a little nicer in order for me to consider letting my super sperm swim around inside her again. I giggled to myself as I saw her sad facial expression in my rearview mirror while driving back to the highway ramp. Then I went home and dropped a big log. My stash of toilet paper is down to 10 and a half rolls, is that going to be enough to last until the end of the toilet paper crisis?
[QUOTE=MidwestDude;4735774]I think I can safely speak for everyone when I say that I am not interested in seeing HDs poo. At all.[/QUOTE]Just sayin'.