Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Satya;5296878]I was writing a response with how much more often suckers were born now than in P. T. Barnum's days but I stopped. It can't be that a rational person would pay that kinda money on any sex tape let alone with a walking and talking short refrigerator of a woman in it.[/QUOTE]Let's not make fun of guys who like her look. Not my style lady, but there are guys out there with all kinds of tastes. Had a friend in high school who could have dated just about any of the cheerleader. Some of the cheerleaders threw themselves at him a number of times I saw. He was not interested. He had a thing for fat girl. The fatter they were, the more he liked them. I still do not know what he sees in them, but to each their own.

Stopped in here this afternoon and saw they had two attractive masseuses. When I returned I got tall slim Wendy. Hadn't seen any reviews of this place but being located in a strip mall on York Road in Cockeysville I didn't expect much except a legitimate massage, which I got. I could have done without the draping but it was a very good massage. She gave me an extra 10 minutes to my hour because she got a few phone calls during my time. Sounded like female voices calling to make appointments. I will be returning again to see how it goes the second time.

[QUOTE=Satya;5295982]Thanks, did they say they had anyone special or was more like come back and see us again?[/QUOTE]According to text, Linda and Amy were there.

I think they had a slow day. They wanted me to come in immediately.

[QUOTE=SyntorX;5297092]Let's not make fun of guys who like her look. Not my style lady, but there are guys out there with all kinds of tastes. Had a friend in high school who could have dated just about any of the cheerleader. Some of the cheerleaders threw themselves at him a number of times I saw. He was not interested. He had a thing for fat girl. The fatter they were, the more he liked them. I still do not know what he sees in them, but to each their own.[/QUOTE]I know you are right but that she is posing to something she is not, a twisted sex object, who the hell knows. Maybe I should revert to what I was going to say.

However often a sucker was declared to be born in P. T. Barnum's era they are being born much more often now so I shouldn't be too surprised if she has sold any tapes. There are a hell of a lot of Americans who will believe utter nonsense.

[QUOTE=RKirk;5297224]Stopped in here this afternoon and saw they had two attractive masseuses. When I returned I got tall slim Wendy. Hadn't seen any reviews of this place but being located in a strip mall on York Road in Cockeysville I didn't expect much except a legitimate massage, which I got. I could have done without the draping but it was a very good massage. She gave me an extra 10 minutes to my hour because she got a few phone calls during my time. Sounded like female voices calling to make appointments. I will be returning again to see how it goes the second time.[/QUOTE]I went when they first opened. Cute girl in her 30's, but there was excessive draping and anytime my hand came close to grazing her (just at my side, not grabbing) she jumped back (pre covid). Kung fu nearby was known for SS and little to no draping, but this wasn't that kind of place.

[QUOTE=Satya;5297328]I know you are right but that she is posing to something she is not, a twisted sex object, who the hell knows. Maybe I should revert to what I was going to say.

However often a sucker was declared to be born in P. T. Barnum's era they are being born much more often now so I shouldn't be too surprised if she has sold any tapes. There are a hell of a lot of Americans who will believe utter nonsense.[/QUOTE]I agree about there being more suckers. At $800, I am not sure how she sells any with all the free porn on xvideos. Xvideos has something for just about any taste. I could see paying less than $50 for a video to see what you want to visit, but $800 is crazy. Still some guys have more money to burn that I do.

I went to this one yesterday, and had a great time. I spent time with LuLu, and she gave me a great massage and FS afterward. Very enthusiastic performance. I thought we were finishing up, when another woman walked in (Cherry? And she gave me an additional (and unexpected) massage. After having a couple of bad experiences with other places lately, it was nice to have something extra offered without me asking. The ladies here seem to genuinely want to please you. Something that is quite rare these days. The ladies don't have bolt ons and are all natural, but they were just so willing to please. Very nice time, so I thought I'd report it.

Here is the link:

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/masseuses-escort-baltimore-87351[/URL]#erotic.

[QUOTE=GuideFan34;5298095]I went when they first opened. Cute girl in her 30's, but there was excessive draping and anytime my hand came close to grazing her (just at my side, not grabbing) she jumped back (pre covid). Kung fu nearby was known for SS and little to no draping, but this wasn't that kind of place.[/QUOTE]Guidefan is accurate here. Been at least a dozen times, never experienced anything other than a legit massage. Nice people though. Occasional SS available down the road at Kung Fu and Seasons foot care.

[QUOTE=JustWill;5302929]Guidefan is accurate here. Been at least a dozen times, never experienced anything other than a legit massage. Nice people though. Occasional SS available down the road at Kung Fu and Seasons foot care.[/QUOTE]I went there too when they opened. After a few visits, the shorter masseuse allowed and even seemed to encourage SS. Grabbed my hand and put it on my hard dick. I did SS twice but not my thing. She didn't allow any roaming. Decent massage there though.

Anyone know of any good spots nearer to downtown Baltimore? I'm here visiting and don't have a car, so getting to the farther places is a bit difficult.

[QUOTE=BitsNBobs;5303029]Anyone know of any good spots nearer to downtown Baltimore? I'm here visiting and don't have a car, so getting to the farther places is a bit difficult.[/QUOTE]Kristy, a MILF with a limited menu, ran some ads not long ago. I'm not sure if she's working at the moment. She's been doing outcalls only for some time. Kristy gives good massages but results following the flip are much more mixed. There's plenty of info about her in the forums.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;5304072]Kristy, a MILF with a limited menu, ran some ads not long ago. I'm not sure if she's working at the moment. She's been doing outcalls only for some time. Kristy gives good massages but results following the flip are much more mixed. There's plenty of info about her in the forums.[/QUOTE]I met a girl on one of the other websites who does sensual massage out of her apartment very close to downtown. If interested PM me for digits. BN60.

[QUOTE=OrangeOx73;5302806]I went to this one yesterday, and had a great time. I spent time with LuLu, and she gave me a great massage and FS afterward. Very enthusiastic performance. I thought we were finishing up, when another woman walked in (Cherry? And she gave me an additional (and unexpected) massage. After having a couple of bad experiences with other places lately, it was nice to have something extra offered without me asking. The ladies here seem to genuinely want to please you. Something that is quite rare these days. The ladies don't have bolt ons and are all natural, but they were just so willing to please. Very nice time, so I thought I'd report it.

Here is the link:

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/masseuses-escort-baltimore-87351[/URL]#erotic.[/QUOTE]What was the house fee? Tip?

[QUOTE=Tsuscrumhalf;5304620]What was the house fee? Tip?[/QUOTE]$160 - very reasonable I thought for all the attention.

Hey guys. Is this a legit place or had anyone had luck here? Feel free to message me with details.