Massage Parlor Reports

Went to Ocean Star on Vineland rd by the Walmart over the weekend. What a waste of time! Good looking ladies, older ladies! I ended with The older one, Didn't really hear her name but the other girls called her Angel. An older Asian woman who thought I didn't know mandarin. Half way through the massage I told her what she had been saying. Stay away from this place, she and the other girls where talking crap about the men that had been in there and they all hated men in the Orlando area. One of the girls, smelt like butt and the other girl actually was great looking. So massage sucked, TS OK but really not in it. Way over priced. Stay with the top four, unless your into paying for over priced 50 year olds!

Another great dream at MC and today I pulled Tina on the suggestion of Keko aka Snow. She is a very pretty little Chinese girl with a nice body and big tits for her size. She gave me a nice TS and rubbed her tits all over my back. On the flip she began to grind her pussy on my dick and just said "don't put it inside". So hot! In the room she gave me a great massage from head to toe. Prime time was BBBJ followed by hammering her tight little pussy in Mish till I popped. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and then finished our time with a nice foot massage.

Run to Tina, don't walk.

[QUOTE=Stroll;4886624]Do you have a link for the man cave? What was the damage, sounds interesting LOL[/QUOTE]Search for the body cave on google. I went like a month ago, nice curvy girl, she's the owner. Super friendly. First time ever getting manscaped by someone else. The prices are in their website, you have to make an appointment. But I can recommend it, you get a good service, and a good service LOL.

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Spent a quick session with Tina. Asian girl who was very pleasant and gave good services.

Will repeat.

Left New day and got pulled over, did not do anything wrong, was not speeding, made a full stop, did nothing. Police asked me for my Lic, reg and proof of Ins, kept me there for over 20 minute. 2 other police pulled up and they sat behind me chatting. Eventually they came back and said, "thank you, your free to go" I asked what I did wrong and he walked away saying nothing.

[QUOTE=Stroll;4886624]Do you have a link for the man cave? What was the damage, sounds interesting LOL[/QUOTE]Have visited this interesting place recently. It's unique in several ways. First, you have to book in advance, and every service requires a deposit on a credit card. (As one friend told me, nothing beats a pre-paid VISA card.) After you book, you'll get multiple text messages about your upcoming appointment at The Body Cave.

Second, it's a low-key spa. Sugar scrubs, exfoliating, microblading (eyebrows) and all kinds of hair removal treatments, including wax or razor Brazilian treatments for men or women. You'll get a robe if you want it. There is a shower, but there is no massage available yet. The owner says she hopes to have her masseuse in place next month -- will be curious to see what kind of menu that entails.

The owner is Shalonda, classy, very cute, exceptionally sweet, big hips. As far as I know, she does all the treatments herself, and odds are you will be the only person in the spa with her.

The razor manscape is at once professional and erotic. She wears gloves, turns up the light and the music (she likes country) and gets to work on Junior with her creams and lotions. There's no dirty talk, though she'll carry on any conversation you want to have. She'll get you all shaved up, and then you have a lengthy period of post-shave treatments to make sure Junior is well-tended to. If you happen to get your nut while she massages in lotion, well, this shall not be spoken of and everyone will be happy.

When you leave, you're free to take your Maker's Mark (or whatever travel bottle of liquor was stocked that day) and some chocolates. And buyer beware: you will NOT smell like yourself.

Prices are spa-like: $125 for a manscape, including $50 deposit.

[URL]https://thebodycave.com[/URL]

I'm normally on Tampa forums because Orlando is about 2 hrs away.

Read all the songs and praises of MC and paid a visit today. I see why many prefer AMP over other options. Thanks for the Intel. Saw Mocha and will def repeat at MC. Good god man.

Much appreciated mongers.

[QUOTE=MedellinMike;4888757]Left New day and got pulled over, did not do anything wrong, was not speeding, made a full stop, did nothing. Police asked me for my Lic, reg and proof of Ins, kept me there for over 20 minute. 2 other police pulled up and they sat behind me chatting. Eventually they came back and said, "thank you, your free to go" I asked what I did wrong and he walked away saying nothing.[/QUOTE]I fully support the boys in blue when in pursuit of their vital duties to protect and serve. That said, if they have nothing else to do than hassle people seen leaving an establishment, it makes one wonder what they were thinking. Perhaps there was some OTHER untoward activity in the area and they were dutifully sorting that out to assure you/your vehicle wasn't involved, all of which would be understandable. And, if that WERE the case, I wouldn't expect them to report the details of their activity to those innocent citizens they may stop in pursuit of that duty, but it still causes curious minds to speculate! All of which is futher confirmation of the wisdom to always drive ultra-carefully upon leaving any AMP, and to always cooperate with LE when stopped and to never say ANYTHING other than offering your ID.

I was at New Day Spa on Sunday late afternoon, and had no similar issues. Would you care to share the day and time of your experience with this mystery stop by LE?

By the way, the attendent I saw wanted to call herself "YummyYummy", but I'm certain I've seen her at KMS last November under the name "Summer". She's a cute short girl built a bit "stoutly", with slightly thick thighs, almost no ass, and a bit of a belly to the point she has a very slight overhang/flap at the waistline. Not your typical spinner for this chain, but she's very skilled in her techniques. I had an immensely enjoyable time.

I never got around to posting my first and only report. It's pre-covid now so its a bit old, but figured why not. This was probably 9 months ago.

I first drove to You a week before, sat in the parking lot for about 10-15 minutes and then chickened out and drove away. Next week, I dreamed about doing it over. In the dream it was a week later and I went back, parked and just went inside right away. On my way in I passed some dude coming out and we awkwardly kind of looked away. Inside I told the mamasan 45 minutes, which ended up being way more time than I need. She asked if I had been before and I said no. I realize now I should have just said yes, but it ended up not being an issue. She took my hand and lead me back to one of the rooms. I could tell by the way she held my hand that this would be a good experience. She left me there to get undressed, and a little later in walked a short Chinese girl with nice medium sized fake boobs. She started kissing me immediately, and asked what I want. It was my first time at at AMP so it took a little negotiating, and she asked if I had been there before. I did not bring much cash. We negotiated on an amount for BJ, and she asked if I wanted a table shower first. I said no. But should have said yes. She went straight into CBJ while I stood, and eventually I moved to lay on the table. She continued CBJ and then eventually ripped off the cover. Continued to go until I popped. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, left the room and I heard her outside hawking up spit and then she came back in. Only like 15 minutes had passed, and I got up to get dressed. She said I could stay, but I figured it would cost more, so I said I was good. She hugged me and said she had a good time. She was a gorgeous girl and she said her name but I forget it. She had a great body but never got undressed so I didn't see much more.

After reflecting on the dream, there's a bunch of things I would done differently but didn't really know better.

[QUOTE=DrWilly;4888993]I fully support the boys in blue when in pursuit of their vital duties to protect and serve. That said, if they have nothing else to do than hassle people seen leaving an establishment, it makes one wonder what they were thinking. Perhaps there was some OTHER untoward activity in the area and they were dutifully sorting that out to assure you/your vehicle wasn't involved, all of which would be understandable. And, if that WERE the case, I wouldn't expect them to report the details of their activity to those innocent citizens they may stop in pursuit of that duty, but it still causes curious minds to speculate! All of which is futher confirmation of the wisdom to always drive ultra-carefully upon leaving any AMP, and to always cooperate with LE when stopped and to never say ANYTHING other than offering your ID.

I was at New Day Spa on Sunday late afternoon, and had no similar issues. Would you care to share the day and time of your experience with this mystery stop by LE?

By the way, the attendent I saw wanted to call herself "YummyYummy", but I'm certain I've seen her at KMS last November under the name "Summer". She's a cute short girl built a bit "stoutly", with slightly thick thighs, almost no ass, and a bit of a belly to the point she has a very slight overhang/flap at the waistline. Not your typical spinner for this chain, but she's very skilled in her techniques. I had an immensely enjoyable time[/QUOTE]Are you talking about the location in Orlando or the one down south? I had the exact same thing happen to me at the south Fl location, I mean identical.

[QUOTE=DrWilly;4888993]I fully support the boys in blue when in pursuit of their vital duties to protect and serve. That said, if they have nothing else to do than hassle people seen leaving an establishment, it makes one wonder what they were thinking. Perhaps there was some OTHER untoward activity in the area and they were dutifully sorting that out to assure you/your vehicle wasn't involved, all of which would be understandable. And, if that WERE the case, I wouldn't expect them to report the details of their activity to those innocent citizens they may stop in pursuit of that duty, but it still causes curious minds to speculate! All of which is futher confirmation of the wisdom to always drive ultra-carefully upon leaving any AMP, and to always cooperate with LE when stopped and to never say ANYTHING other than offering your ID.

I was at New Day Spa on Sunday late afternoon, and had no similar issues. Would you care to share the day and time of your experience with this mystery stop by LE?

By the way, the attendent I saw wanted to call herself "YummyYummy", but I'm certain I've seen her at KMS last November under the name "Summer". She's a cute short girl built a bit "stoutly", with slightly thick thighs, almost no ass, and a bit of a belly to the point she has a very slight overhang/flap at the waistline. Not your typical spinner for this chain, but she's very skilled in her techniques. I had an immensely enjoyable time.[/QUOTE]I agree with you Willy, I completely support all of our brothers in blue. I am certain I did not do anything wrong leaving the spa. Odd thing is the other day while pulling out of the Kissimmee location, LEO was pulling in. I called my buddy who was supposed to be coming to KMS to warn him but found out he decided to go to NDS instead. He said while he pulled in so did the police. What are the chances that LEO visits more than one spa at the same time? This combined with getting pulled over has created more of a concern.

[QUOTE=Opus1984;4888809]Have visited this interesting place recently. It's unique in several ways. First, you have to book in advance, and every service requires a deposit on a credit card. (As one friend told me, nothing beats a pre-paid VISA card.) After you book, you'll get multiple text messages about your upcoming appointment at The Body Cave.

Second, it's a low-key spa. Sugar scrubs, exfoliating, microblading (eyebrows) and all kinds of hair removal treatments, including wax or razor Brazilian treatments for men or women. You'll get a robe if you want it. There is a shower, but there is no massage available yet. The owner says she hopes to have her masseuse in place next month -- will be curious to see what kind of menu that entails.

The owner is Shalonda, classy, very cute, exceptionally sweet, big hips. As far as I know, she does all the treatments herself, and odds are you will be the only person in the spa with her.

The razor manscape is at once professional and erotic. She wears gloves, turns up the light and the music (she likes country) and gets to work on Junior with her creams and lotions. There's no dirty talk, though she'll carry on any conversation you want to have. She'll get you all shaved up, and then you have a lengthy period of post-shave treatments to make sure Junior is well-tended to. If you happen to get your nut while she massages in lotion, well, this shall not be spoken of and everyone will be happy.

When you leave, you're free to take your Maker's Mark (or whatever travel bottle of liquor was stocked that day) and some chocolates. And buyer beware: you will NOT smell like yourself.

Prices are spa-like: $125 for a manscape, including $50 deposit.

[URL]https://thebodycave.com[/URL][/QUOTE]That's interesting stuff, from the website, the place looks completely legit, even provides information on services available for women. Any idea what's on the "post-shave treatments" menu? Limited or wide open? And additional donations for same?

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4889355]That's interesting stuff, from the website, the place looks completely legit, even provides information on services available for women. Any idea what's on the "post-shave treatments" menu? Limited or wide open? And additional donations for same?[/QUOTE]The price of 125 bucks is on the high end. However, A beautiful woman doing the job may indeed make it worth it.

[QUOTE=DrWilly;4888993]I fully support the boys in blue when in pursuit of their vital duties to protect and serve. That said, if they have nothing else to do than hassle people seen leaving an establishment, it makes one wonder what they were thinking. Perhaps there was some OTHER untoward activity in the area and they were dutifully sorting that out to assure you/your vehicle wasn't involved, all of which would be understandable. And, if that WERE the case, I wouldn't expect them to report the details of their activity to those innocent citizens they may stop in pursuit of that duty, but it still causes curious minds to speculate! All of which is futher confirmation of the wisdom to always drive ultra-carefully upon leaving any AMP, and to always cooperate with LE when stopped and to never say ANYTHING other than offering your ID.

I was at New Day Spa on Sunday late afternoon, and had no similar issues. Would you care to share the day and time of your experience with this mystery stop by LE?

By the way, the attendent I saw wanted to call herself "YummyYummy", but I'm certain I've seen her at KMS last November under the name "Summer". She's a cute short girl built a bit "stoutly", with slightly thick thighs, almost no ass, and a bit of a belly to the point she has a very slight overhang/flap at the waistline. Not your typical spinner for this chain, but she's very skilled in her techniques. I had an immensely enjoyable time.[/QUOTE]Happened to me also, I thought maybe I did something wrong but got no ticket, no warning or explanation. Took all my information, kept me there for almost half an hour and wished me well. This was after 6 PM yesterday after leaving ND.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4889355]That's interesting stuff, from the website, the place looks completely legit, even provides information on services available for women. Any idea what's on the "post-shave treatments" menu? Limited or wide open? And additional donations for same?[/QUOTE]By post-shave treatments I mean that literally. It's a spa -- lotions and potions galore. Junior & The Boys get lotioned, oiled and refreshed. If you're getting manscaped, same for your hole. (No FIA.).

This place is as advertised. If, in the process of getting treated, you happened to ejaculate, well gosh, look what happened by accident! Shalonda wore hip-hugging jeans, a top + her apron the entire time. I think you might get away with a feel here or there, but those garments aren't coming off.

Now: Very curious to hear reports come mid-fall when the masseuse is on board. I don't for one second think FS will ever be on the menu, but some top-off activity might be. Who knows?

A man of your experience, JayJayTwo, might enjoy such a different dream.

Hope that helps. PM me if your need more.

Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

[URL]https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-becomes-first-city-in-florida-to-legalize-happy-endings/[/URL]

[QUOTE=ChuckWheat;4889607]Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

[URL]https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-becomes-first-city-in-florida-to-legalize-happy-endings/[/URL][/QUOTE]Sure it's true. BTW I have a bridge that's for sale at a knock down price. One previous owner. Cash only please.

[QUOTE=ChuckWheat;4889607]Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

[URL]https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-becomes-first-city-in-florida-to-legalize-happy-endings/[/URL][/QUOTE]From the same source you cited, a gator is impregnated by a chicken. Fake news anyone?

[URL]https://tampanewsforce.com/gator-impregnated-by-ybor-chicken/[/URL]

[QUOTE=MedellinMike;4888757]Left New day and got pulled over, did not do anything wrong, was not speeding, made a full stop, did nothing. Police asked me for my Lic, reg and proof of Ins, kept me there for over 20 minute. 2 other police pulled up and they sat behind me chatting. Eventually they came back and said, "thank you, your free to go" I asked what I did wrong and he walked away saying nothing.[/QUOTE]As I'm guessing you're aware, that's how LE will often conduct business. They'll set up somewhere near a massage parlor and then follow any patrons as they leave. Unlike what you described, they'll typically wait for some type of traffic infraction, speeding, failing to come to a complete stop, anything to justify pulling you over. Once they've conducted the stop, they then start to ask questions about where you're coming from, what you were doing, etc. The idea being that many people when stopped like that will provide the requested information, especially when the LE tells them they're not after you, they're after the operators of the massage parlor. Damn near 100% of the time, they've got nothing, they're just on a fishing expedition trying to gather intel. You handled it well, give them the requested documents, let them write a ticket if they're going to and then be on your way!

You could say it tastes like chicken!

[QUOTE=VincentGambini;4889762]From the same source you cited, a gator is impregnated by a chicken. Fake news anyone?

[URL]https://tampanewsforce.com/gator-impregnated-by-ybor-chicken/[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChuckWheat;4889607]Can this news story be true? If it is I will be doing business in Tampa a lot more often.

[URL]https://tampanewsforce.com/tampa-becomes-first-city-in-florida-to-legalize-happy-endings/[/URL][/QUOTE]If you would have clicked about, you would find its like The Onion.

[URL]https://tampanewsforce.com/about/[/URL]

Now. This really is Fake News, LOL.

[QUOTE=VincentGambini;4889771]As I'm guessing you're aware, that's how LE will often conduct business. They'll set up somewhere near a massage parlor and then follow any patrons as they leave. Unlike what you described, they'll typically wait for some type of traffic infraction, speeding, failing to come to a complete stop, anything to justify pulling you over. Once they've conducted the stop, they then start to ask questions about where you're coming from, what you were doing, etc. The idea being that many people when stopped like that will provide the requested information, especially when the LE tells them they're not after you, they're after the operators of the massage parlor. Damn near 100% of the time, they've got nothing, they're just on a fishing expedition trying to gather intel. You handled it well, give them the requested documents, let them write a ticket if they're going to and then be on your way![/QUOTE]I agree with you Mr Gambini, that is the odd part, they did not pull me over for any infraction nor did they state I violated any law. When it was over I asked what did they pull me over for and he ignored me completely and said with a shitty grin, "have a good day sir" He also did not ask me where I came from or any information except DL, proof of Ins and registration. I got 5 PM stating the same thing happened and someone said look at the Spa in Oakland park which is affiliated with ND, KMS and King. Exact same scenario happened to someone leaving their spa yesterday. Just seemed odd they asked me no questions.

[QUOTE=MedellinMike;4889928]I agree with you Mr Gambini, that is the odd part, they did not pull me over for any infraction nor did they state I violated any law. When it was over I asked what did they pull me over for and he ignored me completely and said with a shitty grin, "have a good day sir" He also did not ask me where I came from or any information except DL, proof of Ins and registration. I got 5 PM stating the same thing happened and someone said look at the Spa in Oakland park which is affiliated with ND, KMS and King. Exact same scenario happened to someone leaving their spa yesterday. Just seemed odd they asked me no questions.[/QUOTE]Hard to say, but LE may just be stopping everyone that leaves the massage parlor. If there's an infraction, write it up and try to shake loose some information. If not, hell, stop them anyway and just consider it a bit of a scare tactic. However, if the person pulled over has the knowledge, they'll know not to worry too much about it and just go about their day.

[QUOTE=DarkStone;4889230]I never got around to posting my first and only report. It's pre-covid now so its a bit old, but figured why not. This was probably 9 months ago.

I first drove to You a week before, sat in the parking lot for about 10-15 minutes and then chickened out and drove away. Next week, I dreamed about doing it over. In the dream it was a week later and I went back, parked and just went inside right away. On my way in I passed some dude coming out and we awkwardly kind of looked away. Inside I told the mamasan 45 minutes, which ended up being way more time than I need. She asked if I had been before and I said no. I realize now I should have just said yes, but it ended up not being an issue. She took my hand and lead me back to one of the rooms. I could tell by the way she held my hand that this would be a good experience. She left me there to get undressed, and a little later in walked a short Chinese girl with nice medium sized fake boobs. She started kissing me immediately, and asked what I want. It was my first time at at AMP so it took a little negotiating, and she asked if I had been there before. I did not bring much cash. We negotiated on an amount for BJ, and she asked if I wanted a table shower first. I said no. But should have said yes. She went straight into CBJ while I stood, and eventually I moved to lay on the table. She continued CBJ and then eventually ripped off the cover. Continued to go until I popped. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, left the room and I heard her outside hawking up spit and then she came back in. Only like 15 minutes had passed, and I got up to get dressed. She said I could stay, but I figured it would cost more, so I said I was good. She hugged me and said she had a good time. She was a gorgeous girl and she said her name but I forget it. She had a great body but never got undressed so I didn't see much more.

After reflecting. on the dream, there's a bunch of things I would done differently but didn't really know better.[/QUOTE]It's refreshing to hear an honest report. We've all had days like that but never mentioned it to anyone.

[QUOTE=DarkStone;4889230]I never got around to posting my first and only report. It's pre-covid now so its a bit old, but figured why not. This was probably 9 months ago.

I first drove to You a week before, sat in the parking lot for about 10-15 minutes and then chickened out and drove away. Next week, I dreamed about doing it over. In the dream it was a week later and I went back, parked and just went inside right away. On my way in I passed some dude coming out and we awkwardly kind of looked away. Inside I told the mamasan 45 minutes, which ended up being way more time than I need. She asked if I had been before and I said no. I realize now I should have just said yes, but it ended up not being an issue. She took my hand and lead me back to one of the rooms. I could tell by the way she held my hand that this would be a good experience. She left me there to get undressed, and a little later in walked a short Chinese girl with nice medium sized fake boobs. She started kissing me immediately, and asked what I want. It was my first time at at AMP so it took a little negotiating, and she asked if I had been there before. I did not bring much cash. We negotiated on an amount for BJ, and she asked if I wanted a table shower first. I said no. But should have said yes. She went straight into CBJ while I stood, and eventually I moved to lay on the table. She continued CBJ and then eventually ripped off the cover. Continued to go until I popped. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, left the room and I heard her outside hawking up spit and then she came back in. Only like 15 minutes had passed, and I got up to get dressed. She said I could stay, but I figured it would cost more, so I said I was good. She hugged me and said she had a good time. She was a gorgeous girl and she said her name but I forget it. She had a great body but never got undressed so I didn't see much more.

After reflecting on the dream, there's a bunch of things I would done differently but didn't really know better[/QUOTE]More or less like my first time, a couple weeks back, but instead I stayed and got a massage.

At least now I know to either take a pill first or make sure I'm not that built up so that I can enjoy it more.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4889355]That's interesting stuff, from the website, the place looks completely legit, even provides information on services available for women. Any idea what's on the "post-shave treatments" menu? Limited or wide open? And additional donations for same?[/QUOTE]Honestly, I tried it because I was curious. The price is a bit un the upper side, but for me it was worth it. She's very friendly, we talked for a bit. I have been busy, but I'm planning on going later this week, maybe next. I do t think there's anything else on the table. I'm also waiting for the masseuse to be there and check it out.

[QUOTE=VincentGambini;4889771]As I'm guessing you're aware, that's how LE will often conduct business. They'll set up somewhere near a massage parlor and then follow any patrons as they leave. Unlike what you described, they'll typically wait for some type of traffic infraction, speeding, failing to come to a complete stop, anything to justify pulling you over. Once they've conducted the stop, they then start to ask questions about where you're coming from, what you were doing, etc. The idea being that many people when stopped like that will provide the requested information, especially when the LE tells them they're not after you, they're after the operators of the massage parlor. Damn near 100% of the time, they've got nothing, they're just on a fishing expedition trying to gather intel. You handled it well, give them the requested documents, let them write a ticket if they're going to and then be on your way![/QUOTE]I did not get pulled over but saw a monger leave KMS yesterday and get pulled over leaving. Just past the bank last night on JY pkwy about 2000 yards from the spa, he was sitting in the parking lot. Right after they pulled him over 2 uniformed cars pulled into KMS. I sat across the street watching both shows for about 45 minutes. No one was arrested at either place.

[QUOTE=MedellinMike;4889928]I agree with you Mr Gambini, that is the odd part, they did not pull me over for any infraction nor did they state I violated any law. When it was over I asked what did they pull me over for and he ignored me completely and said with a shitty grin, "have a good day sir" He also did not ask me where I came from or any information except DL, proof of Ins and registration. I got 5 PM stating the same thing happened and someone said look at the Spa in Oakland park which is affiliated with ND, KMS and King. Exact same scenario happened to someone leaving their spa yesterday. Just seemed odd they asked me no questions[/QUOTE]I drove thru NDS parking lot Monday early evening. Entered at the far end and drove all the way down. Saw several cars parked and someone walking into the door. I figured "busy," so I went to the light, paused and turned right. As I was passing back by the plaza a marked car came out of the plaza and followed me. I turned right at the next light and made a few more right turns and he did too. Finally he made a turn in the middle of the road and left. It was a sphincter check for sure.

I did not even park or get out of my car.

[URL]http://orlando.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/young-colombian-brazilian-lati/725357556303[/URL]

Does anyone have information on this massage place. Has anyone tried it out and if so how are your reviews.

If I remember right there is a trick to that parking lot. I don't think you are suppose to make a left out of the lot to get back on to JYP. I will make a right and go to the side street that runs behind KMS and either make the left to get to 192 or make 2 rights and get back on JYP.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;4891119]I drove thru NDS parking lot Monday early evening. Entered at the far end and drove all the way down. Saw several cars parked and someone walking into the door. I figured "busy," so I went to the light, paused and turned right. As I was passing back by the plaza a marked car came out of the plaza and followed me. I turned right at the next light and made a few more right turns and he did too. Finally he made a turn in the middle of the road and left. It was a sphincter check for sure.

I did not even park or get out of my car.[/QUOTE]I hear you Mike, I was playing it cool but was figuring out how I was going to afford the divorce attorney at the same time. Was close to an underwear changing moment for sure. I don't want to be the one that cries wolf here, but man, something really seems to be up. I have seen too many posts about police being more involved in these particular chain of spas. More police visits and now more and more customers are being pulled over. I am terrified something is going to show up in the mail and my wife will be the one that opens it. Hope we are not at the beginning of the end for these Orlando gems. I will be cooling my heels for a while just to see how this plays out. I hope everyone stays safe and has no problems just stay on your toes.

[QUOTE=DrinkSlinger98;4891172]If I remember right there is a trick to that parking lot. I don't think you are suppose to make a left out of the lot to get back on to JYP. I will make a right and go to the side street that runs behind KMS and either make the left to get to 192 or make 2 rights and get back on JYP.[/QUOTE]You can make a right (which I did) on JY or go behind make a right and come to the light. Drove past there again and there was one in the blood bank and one across the street. But no activity. Now I am overly paranoid.

So with all these LEO hanging around the AMP I'm a bit hesitant to go to NDS. Is MC seeing this high traffic of LEO? I've heard great things about them. I wasn't sure how many $$ it was if someone can PM me I wasn't quite sure if it was house fee + $$ I don't want to get ripped off. And at least have an idea of what AMP roughly for for. I know they all vary slightly. I'd appreciate it.

Stay safe out there gents.

They need reasonable suspicion to pull you over. Unless they witnessed something illegal at the spa or witnessed you doing something illegal, they can't pull you over.

If I had the money, I would hire an attorney to block this behavior.

Look up "audit the audit" on you tube.

[QUOTE=MedellinMike;4891318]I hear you Mike, I was playing it cool but was figuring out how I was going to afford the divorce attorney at the same time. Was close to an underwear changing moment for sure. I don't want to be the one that cries wolf here, but man, something really seems to be up. I have seen too many posts about police being more involved in these particular chain of spas. More police visits and now more and more customers are being pulled over. I am terrified something is going to show up in the mail and my wife will be the one that opens it. Hope we are not at the beginning of the end for these Orlando gems. I will be cooling my heels for a while just to see how this plays out. I hope everyone stays safe and has no problems just stay on your toes[/QUOTE]

Stopped by MC first thing this morning and was paired up with Mocha. All I can say is OMG! This girl just might be the perfect spinner! Beautiful from head to toe and knows what she is doing. This girl is a must see!!

[QUOTE=DrinkSlinger98;4891172]If I remember right there is a trick to that parking lot. I don't think you are suppose to make a left out of the lot to get back on to JYP. I will make a right and go to the side street that runs behind KMS and either make the left to get to 192 or make 2 rights and get back on JYP.[/QUOTE]I have a number of remarks related to this.

- First, there IS an obsure STOP sign and NO LEFT TURN sign as you leave the immediate parking area in front of Kissimmee Massage Spa (KMS).

- Second, the little east/west "street" onto which you enter as you leave this parking area (the "street" between the BB&T Bank and the KMS complex) appears NOT to be a public roadway, but, rather, a private road connecting several private parking lots for the various businesses along that access-way.

- Third, I've been told by LE (in another state) that they are authorized to enforce/ticket traffic violations in private parking lots (like Walmart, etc.), so even if that STOP sign/NO LEFT TURN sign is privately installed in a private parking lot accessing a private roadway, local LE may be able to stop any vehicle that failed to STOP at that sign or that DID turn LEFT and then immediately right onto John Young Parkway. Whether they bother to disclose the reason for their stop, or not, they may be counting on that to get them past any legal hassle with the stop. For that matter, they could even LIE and simply testify that a car failed to stop at the sign (for this reason, I've started running a video on my phone as soon as I get in the car and then I narrate all of my driving actions like lane changes (always signal), posted speed limits, MY speed, stops, turns, etc.).

- Fourth, I'm GUESSING that LE counts on most customers exiting the parking area with a (illegal?) LEFT turn and then a right onto JYP, for which reason they would "set up" just north of this area and then snag people as they drive north on JYP. If they were to "set up" to the south (in the Blood Bank), they have no easy access to those back side roads and the only path would be for them to enter JYP, drive in front of KMS, and then try to follow you directly into the side streets. Exiting (legally) in the opporsite direction (to the RIGHT), as DrinkSlinger describes, and then using as many of the various side streets as possible to re-enter on east-bound 192 as FAR away as possible may confound these LE strategies to some extent. I might even suggest wriggling around those side streets, even if they ARE hot on your tail in that neighborhood area, to navigate to the rear parking lot entrance (off Cherry Street) of the Burger King at the corner of 192 and Rose Avenue for a refreshing drink and/or sandwich (or any number of the other small businesses along that same area... also accessible from Cherry Street). If nothing else, they'd have to invest a lot more effort to run you down and catch up to you, and by that time, you'd have some nice hot fries to offer them!

I have attached a JPG file which can be enlarged to view what a driver sees as you leave the KMS parking area. The big RED circle and arrow are, obvioulsy, elements that I added to the screen shot I captured from Google Maps Street View (yes, Street View even drives into the KMS parking lot). As you can clearly see, those signs (which I had NEVER seen before DrinkSlinger pointed it out and I just now went to Google Maps to look) indicate that there is NO LEFT TURN out of this parking area, which is the most direct path to returning to John Young Parkway. Based on that alone, I'm guessing way more than half of the KMS clients are wanton, deliberate CRIMINALS of the worst kind that did, in fact, commit the unlawful act of making a left turn ... in a parking lot, fer cryin' out loud!

FL has a stupid law that allows the police to enforce traffic laws and signs on private property.

Yes, if you put a stop sign half way up your driveway, the cops can ticket the Amazon delivery guy.

[QUOTE=DrWilly;4892243]I have a number of remarks related to this.

- First, there IS an obsure STOP sign and NO LEFT TURN sign as you leave the immediate parking area in front of Kissimmee Massage Spa (KMS).

- Second, the little east/west "street" onto which you enter as you leave this parking area (the "street" between the BB&T Bank and the KMS complex) appears NOT to be a public roadway, but, rather, a private road connecting several private parking lots for the various businesses along that access-way.

- Third, I've been told by LE (in another state) that they are authorized to enforce/ticket traffic violations in private parking lots (like Walmart, etc.), so even if that STOP sign/NO LEFT TURN sign is privately installed in a private parking lot accessing a private roadway, local LE may be able to stop any vehicle that failed to STOP at that sign or that DID turn LEFT and then immediately right onto John Young Parkway. Whether they bother to disclose the reason for their stop, or not, they may be counting on that to get them past any legal hassle with the stop. For that matter, they could even LIE and simply testify that a car failed to stop at the sign (for this reason, I've started running a video on my phone as soon as I get in the car and then I narrate all of my driving actions like lane changes (always signal), posted speed limits, MY speed, stops, turns, etc.).

- Fourth, I'm GUESSING that LE counts on most customers exiting the parking area with a (illegal?) LEFT turn and then a right onto JYP, for which reason they would "set up" just north of this area and then snag people as they drive north on JYP. If they were to "set up" to the south (in the Blood Bank), they have no easy access to those back side roads and the only path would be for them to enter JYP, drive in front of KMS, and then try to follow you directly into the side streets. Exiting (legally) in the opporsite direction (to the RIGHT), as DrinkSlinger describes, and then using as many of the various side streets as possible to re-enter on east-bound 192 as FAR away as possible may confound these LE strategies to some extent. I might even suggest wriggling around those side streets, even if they ARE hot on your tail in that neighborhood area, to navigate to the rear parking lot entrance (off Cherry Street) of the Burger King at the corner of 192 and Rose Avenue for a refreshing drink and/or sandwich (or any number of the other small businesses along that same area... also accessible from Cherry Street). If nothing else, they'd have to invest a lot more effort to run you down and catch up to you, and by that time, you'd have some nice hot fries to offer them!

I have attached a JPG file which can be enlarged to view what a driver sees as you leave the KMS parking area. The big RED circle and arrow are, obvioulsy, elements that I added to the screen shot I captured from Google Maps Street View (yes, Street View even drives into the KMS parking lot). As you can clearly see, those signs (which I had NEVER seen before DrinkSlinger pointed it out and I just now went to Google Maps to look) indicate that there is NO LEFT TURN out of this parking area, which is the most direct path to returning to John Young Parkway. Based on that alone, I'm guessing way more than half of the KMS clients are wanton, deliberate CRIMINALS of the worst kind that did, in fact, commit the unlawful act of making a left turn ... in a parking lot, fer cryin' out loud![/QUOTE]

I saw Linda at BO yesterday. I had a great time with her (45 minutes).

Meaty Colombian woman with big D Cups boobs. She has very long Blonde hair and very sexy long legs.

She is not skinny. She has sexy meats. Very friendly. May be early 30's. A real sexy Colombian woman. I love that.

Take easy and cheap precautions. Get an Uber to the spa, or better yet, to a place near the spa. If you are cheap as fuck, or maybe need to avoid a significant other, drive to a parking lot near the spa and walk over.

If you are SUPER nervous drive to a busy parking lot near the spa during business hours. Go into a regular store. Leave after a few minutes and walk to the spa. Afterwards go back to the store and buy something. Then leave. Keep the receipt.

No reason to be scared of what happens outside the spa.

Q.