Sakura GPS, Wellness place. And it gets worse.
[QUOTE=PlasmaSpray;6309191]Just open the door and come on in. No prob. I just hate the walk when parking is full. I "pretend" to head for the computer repair shop but walk past it. Hehehe.[/QUOTE]Since my aforementioned visit at Sakura wasn't phenomenal, today I drove over to that funky ass-looking chiro / wellness place across the street. But one of you mofos beat me to the punch and walked in right as I was parking. Bastard. Knowing these places don't have much in the way of multiple options or line-ups these days, I don't follow anyone in.
So as an alternate, I ventured over to Six Star near Tustin Village Way, since it's convenient to my locale. Hadn't been there in a year, and now it might be another year before I try again. A much-less-than-stellar MILF brought me back, and I should have bailed then and there. Hovering around 40, Asian with dyed blonde / pinkish hair, she was carrying an extra 20 lbs and didn't smell fresh as a daisy. Given that my time to play was limited, I just went with it. Paid $120 up front (she asked for $140), and then had one of the least satisfying FS experience in all my mongering years. More than 1000 providers, and that's being modest.
She wants to put on a cheap-ass condom before I'm full inflated; then a pitiful CBJ, then bends over the massage table and guides me in. Yes, I'm on the wide side, but even with her pre-lubed, I could barely squeeze in. Not because she's virgin-like, but because she was vaginally cock-blocking, squeezing her thighs together and allowing me minimal access. Hated it. So I laid her flat on the table for mish; but it was no better. All the while she's whispering, "oh yeah, baby, so good!" Not.
Turned her over for doggy, but again, she squeezed her thighs together, rather than spreading wide to allow full access. I gave up, pulled off my Magnum and had her jackhammer to a finish. Yeah, I came, but only because I hyper-focused on some porn I'd viewed on my laptop in the morning. Oh, and did I mention she had a certain odor about her.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
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[QUOTE=ShyNerdX;6312160]Hello Gents.
I'm Visiting home (born and raised FV) in two months and I was wondering what are the spots for young GFE FS spas? I monger in NYC, so my expectations are pretty high. Any spots worth checking out? Or am I better off saving my cash?[/QUOTE]Hey Shy. Welcome to the OC. I have been traveling to NY pretty consistently for several years, and I am sorry to say there are no places like NYAF, DDY, WSD, or Pleasure Palace here. Not even close! I am not a FS guy, and can't bring myself to spend $300+ for all the special services; however, I do read boards and you will be hard pressed to find what you are looking for here.
I am sure some of the other more senior Mongers can give you tips on younger FS masseuses. If you search this board, you will find reference to a couple like:
* Massage place behind the THH sandwich shop on Ball & Euclid.
* Coconut Massage in Santa Ana.
* BFF Massage (second floor corner) on the corner of Main St and Warren in Santa Ana. Off of Central Ave.
Seniors, I hope I did you justice with these recommendations.
Good luck Shy!