Massage Parlor Reports

Jeez you guys had some bad experiences with her. I saw Amber on Thanksgiving after being inspired by that "Chinese on Thanksgiving" post. She is an extremely small girl and I didn't write a review because I did not have much to say for the most part. Her BBBJ is not awful in my opinion just average. I can definitely confirm she is probably struggling a bit. I am so slightly above average it basically just looks average and that being said she was doing what she could to limit my depth. From the get go you can see the way she positions her legs unevenly in doggy and mish. Last night Mia basically hit the splits in mish for me no limits and she's tiny as hell but definitely more experienced. I wouldn't call my session with Amber bad just not amazing. It was a pretty standard service.

Fellow mongers. These are small Asian girls. What are we really expecting of their physical limitations if it fits it fits and if it doesn't it doesn't.

It should go without saying that ethnically speaking these are among the smallest girls in the world and would probably have the smallest pussies to match. Be realistic about the situation and reasonable with the girl.

She is a nice girl and it seems like she is trying so I give her credit for that. She is also young looking and her body is tight and I loved her stomach. I find her very attractive and sexy but I love the girls just barely in their 20's so maybe I am biased.

Originally the booker was going to give me Yoyo so not sure what happened but overall I wasn't disappointed with Amber and Orange I know you read my reviews don't worry I will come back next rotation.

You guys might have noticed in one of my reviews I wanted to see Eli at Orange and due to unfortunate circumstances was unable to. After I posted my review that night for Suki (which was my alternative) Orange Spa sent me a message asking about it and assured me it wouldn't happen again. When I texted Orange Spa on Thanksgiving the booker responded within 30 seconds. I don't have great luck with bookers and seeing a booker actually make an effort to respond so quickly after last time was great. I rarely see bookers try to make amends. They usually don't give a fuck and I don't bother with those locations despite any amazing reviews. I would not have gone back to Orange if they did not text me in an attempt to prevent it from happening again. Thank you Orange for doing what others do not.

Avoid PD booker ending in 9909 they don't deserve a penny.

Hey guys,

Reporting back from my recent trip. I ended up delaying my trip by a week and since it was a long drive from Schaumburg, I managed to make the drive in two different days and visited Pink Diamond (Jenny) and Tokyo (don’t remember the name but I did meet Anna and she was hot). The 3 girls were hot there. I'd say they were similar experiences, Tokyo was a little more of a spa setup. PD does not have nuru, and I think you can't get too much more with the upgrades. Basic service is super good already. Maybe not rimming but I am not into that anyway. Since no table shower, I had a shower with Jenny at PD and it was fun. She really put the effort into it, Inthiught she would slip and fall in the tub haha. I am already looking forward to next time and will try other places for sure.

Have a good one!

[QUOTE=BobKelso954;6654837]Visiting Chicago this weekend after a long hiatus. I have visited HKPD but don't know the others which one is your favorite, since cost is very similar?

I have a sneaky feeling that I went to Ruby a few years ago but cant remember - all those Chinese places look similar

Thanks![/QUOTE]

Just got done at KK and didn't have nearly as positive an experience. First, I think bombshell is being generous. Not sure it was Kitty or Mimi, but she was a 5 or 5. 5/10. Decent body but not a great face. Didn't get any of the flirtation vibes and I do try to vibe with them. English is very poor and I tried to bring up the heat in the room with no luck. Massage was some light touching and very little teasing. Tried getting me with CBBJ and CG with a ton of lube but no luck. Knew I wasn't going to finish so I left after about 20 minutes.

If I was prepared, I likely would have had a better time. Make sure to bring your translator app and manage expectations on looks.

[QUOTE=AylaBanger;6691954]So, I was chilling with my guys at Grillicious. BTW that was so on point and delicious. During dinner I was browsin on my phone for some spots and decided on KK Healthy Center on and Laramie and like W Belmont. Looked solid enough for me try.

Stepped inside KK and this bombshell named Kitty greets me. Mid-twenties with sleek long black hair. Had to be about 100 lbs. Her c cups looked totally great on her doe. She reeled me in with her warm hug straight off the bat. Start to finish she had a great flirty vibe about her. Explained what I wanted, house fee, etc. Then got comfy. Initially I was just lovin her soft massage all over me. There was touching, licking, some nibblin. Set the ambiance just right. So much TLC. FR.

Later, she moved her lips from my ears, down my neck to my bulging ass magic stick. Her BBBJ game was top-tier. All of a sudden she had this grin and stopped. I was like uhhh what's the deal? LOL.

Suddenly, she's like, do I want another girl since the AMP was pretty chill that day. Obvi, I was like sure since I made some extra cash this past week. The second girl's name was Mimi, late twenties, super cute and petite with shorter dark brown hair. Mimi had some banging D pillows on her. But yeah, Mimi welcomed me with a passionate kiss. Groped her a bit. After I just leaned back and took in the incredible sight of two Oriental babes adoring my junk like it was their last day on earth. Swear my eyes were rolling back. Next thing, Kitty has me kneel on the bed so she can work her magic on my cock while the other girl gives my backdoor a rim job like never before. It was mind-blowing, in the best way possible. When I hit that happy point. Damn it was overwhelming with all the stimulation. But in the best way possible. Like hella good. They put in the work so I left a huge donation even though I'm definitely going to feel that dent in my wallet. No fucking regrets haha. Thankful for them Chinese DSL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BobKelso954;6692312]Hey guys,

Reporting back from my recent trip. I ended up delaying my trip by a week and since it was a long drive from Schaumburg, I managed to make the drive in two different days and visited Pink Diamond (Jenny) and Tokyo (dont remember the name but I did meet Anna and she was hot). The 3 girls were hot there. I'd say they were similar experiences, Tokyo was a little more of a spa setup. PD does not have nuru, and I think you can't get too much more with the upgrades. Basic service is super good already. Maybe not rimming but I am not into that anyway. Since no table shower, I had a shower with Jenny at PD and it was fun. She really put the effort into it, Inthiught she would slip and fall in the tub haha. I am already looking forward to next time and will try other places for sure.

Have a good one![/QUOTE]Do you have an address for both? Would like to go try out a parlor, still on my first time list. Also any recommendations? Ty.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6691301]Isabella who is one of the best fucks I've had in this hobby is Mexican would say she is top.

5 fucks ever.

Valerie is Columbian also a great fuck very friendly insane ass tattoos great time.

No Asian girls this rotation.[/QUOTE]How long is that rotation there? I didn't get a chance to visit recently but the last Colombian I saw there was top notch! I think I went 3 rounds with her!

Went with the Colombian two days ago and it was amazing. Curious though, I want to see what her menu is as I didn't ask when we met. To book her I texted with someone to get set up with her, I am guessing that booker would have no idea what her menu is. Should I just ask in person when I go again or ask the booker? I'm wondering if she lets you record for extra as I have done with previous providers. TIA.

I just saw the add on bedpage and looks like RM has reports back to August. It's harder to find northside spots. This one is at W Pratt Blvd & and Clark St. Anyone been here? Reports?

[QUOTE=VanillaLover;6692764]How long is that rotation there? I didn't get a chance to visit recently but the last Colombian I saw there was top notch! I think I went 3 rounds with her![/QUOTE]Nice find FuckIt216!!

I have never visited one of these places; I'm am greatful for this forum and FuckIt216 recommendation!!

She is a hot 30+ Colombian from Florida only here for another few days and than she is gone!!

What an awesome experience, started with wiping me down and got right to business CBJ, was touching her clit until it was read and she rode me RVCG, than doggy I asked for missionary so I can pound her. I blew in the bag because she is exactly how I like them; thick in all the right places! Even her legs were not skinny they were perfect!!

Thanks again!!

Last week I was set up with the booker from Ruby for Wednesday. Set up on Tuesday. Confirmed on Wed morning, got no response. Went to door anyway, rang and waited, heard some noises, rang again, no answer.

I was wondering if anyone else has had this issue with them?

Ended up going to Orange. Kinda different. Maybe I just look the part. Walked in, was greeted, handed to (April?) and placed in room. Flat rate agreed for 30 min. Up-charged me $40 for BB on the BJ. Second time that I have been suckered into that. Just takes away from the tip after, so what ever. It was lack luster.

April (I believe) was a tight bodied girl with solid B's and a great ass. Usually disappointed in the AMP world with the back end, but definitely not this time. Knocked boots for a while in a couple positions. She took a good pounding and popped in the bag. In and out, easy. Kinda like going in to get a sandwich.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6689536]Go to Adult Search and type in HKPD for their link text the number they will message you pics of the line up the Mexican girl is accurate she is Amazing.[/QUOTE]Are you texting the number that ends with 8595? Texted this morning and multiple times in the past and I've never gotten a response.

So. I wish the spa was nicer, but I've come to love orange lately because of the shower room session. I went last week and drew whoever it was. She said YoYo but I had someone different who also said Yoyo the week before so I don't know. Anyhow. Very cute face. About 5'2" tall. Wonderful huge tits, great legs and but, just an average waist though, but whatever. The shower was the best and I've never had better rimming than at orange. They all clean your asshole super well and then just go to town on your asshole for 10 minutes. Tonguing sucking, its awesome. All while giving a nice soapy handjob. I could get my ass eaten by the orange girls for an hour. But eventually they have you flip and slide around on you for a bit. That's pretty fun too and. Anyhow. This yoyo did the same. Powerful tongue and she penetrated my asshole with it and just tongue fucked me for a bit. Then on the flip did a super sexy pussy slide on my cock and god I wish she would just slip it in but I didn't ask. Then she blows me and I used to save it for the room but at orange I just let her go and then came in her mouth. She paused for a minute but I was still orgasming and I pushed her head back on and she kept blowing while I came in her mouth. Was awesome. Then she cleaned me up and we went back to room and I just lay on my back and let her fake massage me until she started blowing me again uncovered. Once hard she threw a condom on and I bent her over the table and drilled her until I came again. So good. Love this place. Its the only Chicago place besides SXL that I've gotten 2 x without any kind of complaining or confusion even when its advertised.

I've seen Kelly for about 10 years. I think she's fantastic and she older but has the best body of any Chicago shop girl. Just amazing. She's fun in the show and gives a wonderful massage. I go about once every 2-3 months. Always bring 300, and get everything for it. This past time was no different and I fucked her face and let he sit on mine for a bit and then plowed her standing until I came. When I put the fee on the table this time she told me "price has gone up" I was like. LOL. What? And she said "its more now" this was after I was dressed. I was a bit annoyed so I gave 40 more. But I think I might be done with sxl. Maybe its just gotten a lot of business now, but that's kind of bullshit to ask someone you've been fucking for a decade for more like that I think.

[QUOTE=YungPhuk;6693466]Are you texting the number that ends with 8595? Texted this morning and multiple times in the past and I've never gotten a response.[/QUOTE]Must be very busy not answering for a couple of days.

Visited papasan place on Fullerton today on a sudden urge. Texted w / no response, so just went and rang the bell.

Cici answered the door draped in an overcoat looking.

Like she had just woke up. Not a lick of English. We struggled back and forth with me trying to ask for a half hour and what was the rate, to no avail. She finally gave the universal sign for a BJ and we were headed in the right direction. I gave her $ (100) and we were In agreement.

Started with a lame massage of her running her fingernails up and down my back, then shifted to inner thighs and privates (all while in lingerie).

That lasted all of 3 minutes. Asked me to turn over. Same routine front side followed by a wipe down of my privates. This was followed by a CBJ.

Excellent technique, she did strip downtown just panties, it was just ok.

Cici has Avery exotic look and is stunning, mid 30's, great naturals, bit of a tummy and not much of an ass. YMMV.

It was very awkward in the communication part and she was really standing offish on allowing my hands to roam.

Would I repeat. Probably not.

Total damage. Cici, very hot looking, not a spinner by any means.

Typical Papasan experience.
Total Running time - 15minutes

Saw YoYo. Perfect little spinner.

Standard rate. She can DT with the best of them IMO. She took a good pounding for a short visit. $40 for multi pop with CIM on second. Worth the trip boys.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;6693627]I've seen Kelly for about 10 years. I think she's fantastic and she older but has the best body of any Chicago shop girl. Just amazing. She's fun in the show and gives a wonderful massage. I go about once every 2-3 months. Always bring 300, and get everything for it. This past time was no different and I fucked her face and let he sit on mine for a bit and then plowed her standing until I came. When I put the fee on the table this time she told me "price has gone up" I was like. LOL. What? And she said "its more now" this was after I was dressed. I was a bit annoyed so I gave 40 more. But I think I might be done with sxl. Maybe its just gotten a lot of business now, but that's kind of bullshit to ask someone you've been fucking for a decade for more like that I think.[/QUOTE]I suspect this place is perhaps doing less business than it used to or perhaps Kelly is seeing less traffic due to Karly working there. I was there last month and she tried to do the same wanted $2. 20 for everything with $80 for a massage and TS. Just told her I didn't have that much and got a handshake. Her attitude can be hit or miss and with parking down there being a pain it's just not a spot I'll frequent much anymore. But paying $260 is outrageous.

[QUOTE=BrohamJohn;6693780]Saw YoYo. Perfect little spinner.

Standard rate. She can DT with the best of them IMO. She took a good pounding for a short visit. $40 for multi pop with CIM on second. Worth the trip boys.[/QUOTE]You paid $40 for multi pop and cim??

Is that forty dollars?

[QUOTE=YuhColoy;6693651]Must be very busy not answering for a couple of days.[/QUOTE]I inquired today at this number and the booker replied within a minute with pics of the two latinas there.

So I hit up kedzie this weekend, tried to get early but mongers still beat me. I ask for Anne but she was busy, Then asked for Judy who was also busy, so I tried I took my chances. I should have waited or cam back later. She was a little older, had the short hair to her shoulder, was thick in a good way. Really nice Ds. Ts was meh no rim. Back to the room had a nice BBBJ, she got on top, did some doggy and finished in mish. I think I was rushed but I keep hearing the door go off non-stop. I was out at 45 min. I really wanted to see Anne or Judy but I'll probably got to Tokyo till things settle for a bit. Props to all the other mongers getting in at 9 on the dot. Be Safe.

Mia. Really cute, short, petite but not rail thin, in her 30's opened door wearing a small towel. Unfortunately, as her wardrobe suggested, she was not available but she told me in a friendly voice the other girl would be available in 15 minutes so I waited. Previous reviews of Mia at an Archer spot. Not sure if that's the same girl, but if it is, she is quite cute and I should make appointment or come earlier next time.

Karina. Decent looking. Petite and short, also in her 30's, but a little fatter than Mia, and not quite as cute. Didn't seem as friendly either. So I declined and left.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;6693627]I've seen Kelly for about 10 years. I think she's fantastic and she older but has the best body of any Chicago shop girl. Just amazing. She's fun in the show and gives a wonderful massage. I go about once every 2-3 months. Always bring 300, and get everything for it. This past time was no different and I fucked her face and let he sit on mine for a bit and then plowed her standing until I came. When I put the fee on the table this time she told me "price has gone up" I was like. LOL. What? And she said "its more now" this was after I was dressed. I was a bit annoyed so I gave 40 more. But I think I might be done with sxl. Maybe its just gotten a lot of business now, but that's kind of bullshit to ask someone you've been fucking for a decade for more like that I think.[/QUOTE]Are you saying you usually tip Kelly $300 on top of the $80 house fee? Or you're at $80 all in (before this latest ridiculousness from her)?

[QUOTE=Eddinger;6693627]I've seen Kelly for about 10 years. I think she's fantastic and she older but has the best body of any Chicago shop girl. Just amazing. She's fun in the show and gives a wonderful massage. I go about once every 2-3 months. Always bring 300, and get everything for it. This past time was no different and I fucked her face and let he sit on mine for a bit and then plowed her standing until I came. When I put the fee on the table this time she told me "price has gone up" I was like. LOL. What? And she said "its more now" this was after I was dressed. I was a bit annoyed so I gave 40 more. But I think I might be done with sxl. Maybe its just gotten a lot of business now, but that's kind of bullshit to ask someone you've been fucking for a decade for more like that I think.[/QUOTE]Entry fee - $80 for the hour.

BBFS cip - $300.

Extra ***** tip - $40.

$420 total.

Can you confirm or deny the above.

[QUOTE=Flipper12;6694279]Entry fee - $80 for the hour.

BBFS cip - $300.

Extra ***** tip - $40.


$420 total.

Can you confirm or deny the above.[/QUOTE]He said he brings $300 for everything, meaning, 80 for the house and $220 for the tip. Then, she asked for more afterwards. To me, it's tacky not to ask afterwards. Also, nobody should be charging, nor paying more than $200 for FS. That's only for a real GFE, and a first appointment of the day.

You guys. LOL. I see everyone figuring out how much to get from the ATM before they go.

80 house. 220 her. This time 40 extra because she's right. If its more its more and she gets to decide how much its worth to let me do what I do.

I was just annoyed because I think after boning her for 10 years, for more or less the exact same amount, she would have said before we fucked, not afterwards. Before I would've been bummed but like, ok, fine that's the price now. And would've paid it because my god I loved fucking her and he pussy is just heaven raw. But afterwards I was like, WTF? And so she got 40 more from me but won't see me anymore. Instead of 40 from me and seeing me every month or two.

[QUOTE=Flipper12;6694279]Entry fee - $80 for the hour.

BBFS cip - $300.

Extra ***** tip - $40.

$420 total.

Can you confirm or deny the above.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Flipper12;6694279]Entry fee - $80 for the hour.

BBFS cip - $300.

Extra ***** tip - $40.

$420 total.

Can you confirm or deny the above.[/QUOTE]Yeah it seems like everywhere is jumping on the inflation bandwagon. Pretty much ever spa is trying to get a few more bucks out of you. It sucks, but doesn't bother me as much at a place like S&L, at least the girls are hot and pretty much guaranteed top notch service. Its the mediocre spas with so so service trying to raise prices that's annoying. With the addition of the anal queen Karly (BTW she goes by BeBe at S&L not Karly) along with Kelly, that's probably the hottest twosome of any spa in Chicago right now. Need to save up for 4 hands LOL. I agree though, its pretty lame to charge more after 10 years seeing someone.

[QUOTE=JValdez2021;6693390]Nice find FuckIt216!!

I have never visited one of these places; I'm am greatful for this forum and FuckIt216 recommendation!!

She is a hot 30+ Colombian from Florida only here for another few days and than she is gone!!

What an awesome experience, started with wiping me down and got right to business CBJ, was touching her clit until it was read and she rode me RVCG, than doggy I asked for missionary so I can pound her. I blew in the bag because she is exactly how I like them; thick in all the right places! Even her legs were not skinny they were perfect!!

Thanks again!![/QUOTE]She is awesome one of the better experiences I've ever had also check out the Columbian at Orange Spa Sofia.

The last time I was there I also got the feeling that it was doing less business than before. It was a cold rainy day so maybe that was keeping everyone away, but I actually got a bit of a discount on services from Emily that day. Mind you, it wasn't much of a discount, but what she charged me was about $20 cheaper than what she often charges. Maybe on days when there aren't any clients they are nervous about quoting prices that are too high.

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6693802]I suspect this place is perhaps doing less business than it used to or perhaps Kelly is seeing less traffic due to Karly working there. I was there last month and she tried to do the same wanted $2. 20 for everything with $80 for a massage and TS. Just told her I didn't have that much and got a handshake. Her attitude can be hit or miss and with parking down there being a pain it's just not a spot I'll frequent much anymore. But paying $260 is outrageous.[/QUOTE]

I mentioned in my last post that the booker for Ruby (XXX-X972) was not responding.

Would someone PM me numbers for a couple bookers and where they book? I really have to work to get the timing of my visits, and hate the thought of not having an appointment.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=JasonWi;6693988]Mia. Really cute, short, petite but not rail thin, in her 30's opened door wearing a small towel. Unfortunately, as her wardrobe suggested, she was not available but she told me in a friendly voice the other girl would be available in 15 minutes so I waited. Previous reviews of Mia at an Archer spot. Not sure if that's the same girl, but if it is, she is quite cute and I should make appointment or come earlier next time.

Karina. Decent looking. Petite and short, also in her 30's, but a little fatter than Mia, and not quite as cute. Didn't seem as friendly either. So I declined and left.[/QUOTE]I was with her this pass weekend. Great service. Very good BBBJ skills and was very GFE with me. She wanted me to go for a second pop but we were both tried out from the first. I wish I had more time to come up here and the money. This made up for the lame service I had at kedzie with the older provider. I know YMMV but maybe I'm just a little bitter from spending money on bad service. Be safe.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;6694456]You guys. LOL. I see everyone figuring out how much to get from the ATM before they go.

80 house. 220 her. This time 40 extra because she's right. If its more its more and she gets to decide how much its worth to let me do what I do.

I was just annoyed because I think after boning her for 10 years, for more or less the exact same amount, she would have said before we fucked, not afterwards. Before I would've been bummed but like, ok, fine that's the price now. And would've paid it because my god I loved fucking her and he pussy is just heaven raw. But afterwards I was like, WTF? And so she got 40 more from me but won't see me anymore. Instead of 40 from me and seeing me every month or two.[/QUOTE]I will not see her again. The up charge after the deed didn't sit well with me. I'll have to find another provider. Sad. She was a favorite and to be honest, some part of me felt like she was more discerning when it came to certain services, so that scares me as well. Happy hunting, Gents!

[QUOTE=SpaDude777;6694508]Yeah it seems like everywhere is jumping on the inflation bandwagon. Pretty much ever spa is trying to get a few more bucks out of you. It sucks, but doesn't bother me as much at a place like S&L, at least the girls are hot and pretty much guaranteed top notch service. Its the mediocre spas with so so service trying to raise prices that's annoying. With the addition of the anal queen Karly (BTW she goes by BeBe at S&L not Karly) along with Kelly, that's probably the hottest twosome of any spa in Chicago right now. Need to save up for 4 hands LOL. I agree though, its pretty lame to charge more after 10 years seeing someone.[/QUOTE]Sorry but I need to say this what's the hype with Karly? She's not all that and her attitude Is bad. She looks plain jane not that cute. She got to be taking It up the butt. There's way hotter 2 some's out there y'all just hype up the same Spa's have you seen the Thai and Filipina talent over at Princess Thai up at Belmont? They got 2 new chicks at CLC they are expensive but y'all leaving $380 tips so y'all spending what y'all want just for some mediocre ass.

[QUOTE=SpaDude777;6694508]Yeah it seems like everywhere is jumping on the inflation bandwagon. Pretty much ever spa is trying to get a few more bucks out of you. It sucks, but doesn't bother me as much at a place like S&L, at least the girls are hot and pretty much guaranteed top notch service. Its the mediocre spas with so so service trying to raise prices that's annoying. With the addition of the anal queen Karly (BTW she goes by BeBe at S&L not Karly) along with Kelly, that's probably the hottest twosome of any spa in Chicago right now. Need to save up for 4 hands LOL. I agree though, its pretty lame to charge more after 10 years seeing someone.[/QUOTE]Among my favorite memories in this hobby are banging Kelly as a younger provider at Mercy. She went by Lisa then, must have been very early 20's, a veritable fucking gymnast. Don't see her too often anymore, mostly due to that attitude.

[QUOTE=Eddinger;6694456]You guys. LOL. I see everyone figuring out how much to get from the ATM before they go.

80 house. 220 her. This time 40 extra because she's right. If its more its more and she gets to decide how much its worth to let me do what I do.

I was just annoyed because I think after boning her for 10 years, for more or less the exact same amount, she would have said before we fucked, not afterwards. Before I would've been bummed but like, ok, fine that's the price now. And would've paid it because my god I loved fucking her and he pussy is just heaven raw. But afterwards I was like, WTF? And so she got 40 more from me but won't see me anymore. Instead of 40 from me and seeing me every month or two.[/QUOTE]I understand the 10 year thing and she should be more understanding with a long time regular. That said you're not going to get a better deal. I would bet you'll be back there for some more Kelly pussy once the hurt feelings wear off.

Reading between the lines it sounds like you're getting bbfscip and you're also getting a good massage for the rest of the 50 minutes.

So you're down 340 total now for all that with a relatively hot asian MILF. You're not going to get a better deal than that.

I pay Kelly more than that myself so she's still technically treating you good if that helps at all.

As a senior citizen senior member, I would just like to point out that ten years ago, we were all getting handjobs and maybe copping a feel of a bare tit while it happened. That's all that was on the menu.There was a time when we were all driving to Rockford when the AMPs there were doing full-service until they got shut down. Or to Peking Health Spa in East Chicago Indiana.

Let's enjoy the proliferation of massage places that are full service. In all my years of doing this in Chicago, there has never been a time with so many full service places to choose from. Because there will come a time when they will be memories.

[QUOTE=CujoForU;6693406]Last week I was set up with the booker from Ruby for Wednesday. Set up on Tuesday. Confirmed on Wed morning, got no response. Went to door anyway, rang and waited, heard some noises, rang again, no answer.

I was wondering if anyone else has had this issue with them?

Ended up going to Orange. Kinda different. Maybe I just look the part. Walked in, was greeted, handed to (April?) and placed in room. Flat rate agreed for 30 min. Up-charged me $40 for BB on the BJ. Second time that I have been suckered into that. Just takes away from the tip after, so what ever. It was lack luster.

April (I believe) was a tight bodied girl with solid B's and a great ass. Usually disappointed in the AMP world with the back end, but definitely not this time. Knocked boots for a while in a couple positions. She took a good pounding and popped in the bag. In and out, easy. Kinda like going in to get a sandwich.[/QUOTE]I tried today, even called and got "cellular customer is not available" - seems phone is disco, they posting updates on gmaps listing still but no dice. I usually get text from them regularly but haven't heard anything from them in over a month.

[QUOTE=Moss734;6693889]You paid $40 for multi pop and cim??

Is that forty dollars?[/QUOTE]Ha-ha. Wouldn't that be awesome. +40 on base rate for bonus pop which was CIM.

Enjoyed my time in room 2 with a busty but thin Chinese provider, looked to be in her 30's. I couldn't understand her name, but she spoke and understood very basic English.

Paid $140 for 30 min as I was tight on time. Asked for DFK and she did not disappoint in that department, but she asked for $40 tip which I obliged. $180 all-in. Terrific body, above average but not amazing face, enthusiastic performance.

Red Lantern's web site is out of date. I was also offered room 1, a busty Latina who spoke English and looked friendly but sleepy.

Anyway Room 2 says she is from L. A. And her last day here is Thursday.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;6695058]As a senior citizen senior member, I would just like to point out that ten years ago, we were all getting handjobs and maybe copping a feel of a bare tit while it happened. That's all that was on the menu.There was a time when we were all driving to Rockford when the AMPs there were doing full-service until they got shut down. Or to Peking Health Spa in East Chicago Indiana.

Let's enjoy the proliferation of massage places that are full service. In all my years of doing this in Chicago, there has never been a time with so many full service places to choose from. Because there will come a time when they will be memories.[/QUOTE]Good analysis and history lesson.

And makes me think I should be trying to get digits from providers for if / when the crackdown on apartments / spas comes.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener;6695058]As a senior citizen senior member, I would just like to point out that ten years ago, we were all getting handjobs and maybe copping a feel of a bare tit while it happened. That's all that was on the menu.There was a time when we were all driving to Rockford when the AMPs there were doing full-service until they got shut down. Or to Peking Health Spa in East Chicago Indiana.

Let's enjoy the proliferation of massage places that are full service. In all my years of doing this in Chicago, there has never been a time with so many full service places to choose from. Because there will come a time when they will be memories.[/QUOTE]The woke police will be everywhere. Thing is as another senior I am glad I am in the 4th quarter. You can keep the world kids will grow up in these days. Soon nothing will be legal and all will have a social credit score and guess what? Visiting a massage parlor will not increase ones score. Stosh and don't forget my senior citizen discount! I can't complain I get a lot of freebies since license plates went from like 160 bucks to 10. Dl 5, 30 buck discount on internet, free pub tran though haven't ridden anything since covid. Oh yea. 49 cent coffee at burger king. For me, that's a biggie!

[QUOTE=RichL1234;6693729]Visited papasan place on Fullerton today on a sudden urge. Texted w / no response, so just went and rang the bell.

Cici answered the door draped in an overcoat looking.

Like she had just woke up. Not a lick of English. We struggled back and forth with me trying to ask for a half hour and what was the rate, to no avail. She finally gave the universal sign for a BJ and we were headed in the right direction. I gave her $ (100) and we were In agreement.

Started with a lame massage of her running her fingernails up and down my back, then shifted to inner thighs and privates (all while in lingerie).

That lasted all of 3 minutes. Asked me to turn over. Same routine front side followed by a wipe down of my privates. This was followed by a CBJ.

Excellent technique, she did strip downtown just panties, it was just ok.

Cici has Avery exotic look and is stunning, mid 30's, great naturals, bit of a tummy and not much of an ass. YMMV.

It was very awkward in the communication part and she was really standing offish on allowing my hands to roam.

Would I repeat. Probably not.

Total damage. Cici, very hot looking, not a spinner by any means.

Typical Papasan experience.
Total Running time - 15minutes[/QUOTE]Last time I was there I saw big DDD or E cup lily. Problem is she is also a bigger girl. Great tits for Russian if she's in a good mood. I didn't expect her there as she is also at kk on Laramie. Lily tried to tell me she is running both places. She knows me so when she sees me she automatically takes me into a room and starts getting touchy feely. I left the one time because I wanted to see someone else who had big tits there but she was busy and I didn't want to wait. I just want to figure out Lily's schedule so I can only bump into her if I intend on a quick Russian and out the door session.