Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hector1938;5751364]Just from the reports I'm seeing, you know. That's two and a half hours up and two and a half back, driving in the snowy-cold, uphill, both ways. For mediocre half-and-half.[/QUOTE]Got to tell ya, had time and money to burn, so made the trip. Cookie and candy made it worth it, as I got their early. I wouldn't say it was the perfect 4 hand, they worked ok together and switched a couple times, but it was very enjoyable, especially with popping early and getting the refill. Nothing in Columbus compares at all.

[QUOTE=SlamT;5753960]Glad Susan was 3 x amazing. Wonder if you could elaborate on her appearance?[/QUOTE]I may stop in to see Susie on Monday. Any other descriptions before I TOTTT?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=YTowner1;5754390]Or about what made her amazing.[/QUOTE]Same question. 'Amazing' is an extremely relative term. Compared to my ex fucking a cinder block is 'amazing'. I mean if I go all the way up there and pass on cookie, and it sucks. Well that sucks. And on another note; 92 might be a bit jumpy but I'd rather have jumpy instead of ignoring what could be a big issue.

[QUOTE=SlamT;5753960]Glad Susan was 3 x amazing. Wonder if you could elaborate on her appearance?[/QUOTE]Look at his posts, he has never done a review, but he sure talks a lot about stings and 92. Doubt he actually meets, looks like he just works a keyboard.

And I could be wrong, maybe she was amazing because she was his first? I dunno?

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5755142]Look at his posts, he has never done a review, but he sure talks a lot about stings and 92. Doubt he actually meets, looks like he just works a keyboard.

And I could be wrong, maybe she was amazing because she was his first? I dunno?[/QUOTE]Just trust me! Ask for Susie! You won't be disappointed, she has an open mind so use your imagination. Agreed 92 is a bit jumpy pounds a keyboard daily trying to save the 6 of us left on here!

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5755142]Look at his posts, he has never done a review, but he sure talks a lot about stings and 92. Doubt he actually meets, looks like he just works a keyboard.

And I could be wrong, maybe she was amazing because she was his first? I dunno?[/QUOTE]Probably a safe assumption, especially since he tried to speak for me and said "92 thinks she's a plant" when the reality is 92 never comments on this forum because I have no idea about anything to do with AMPs nor do I claim to, I've never been to a massage parlor in my life, that's why I hardly comment on this section of the forum. he can comment all he wants though im not discouraging anyone from posting , who knows? maybe he will provide decent information, or maybe it will continue to be what it is now, which is comparable to a jester entertaining us.

[QUOTE=MilfLover68;5754494]I may stop in to see Susie on Monday. Any other descriptions before I TOTTT?.[/QUOTE]Don't do it man. I took one for the team and it was bad. Rally bad. Susan is at least 60, has a huge gut and bruises all over her arms. Everything covered too. I should have just walked out.

[QUOTE=Sean1979;5755293]Don't do it man. I took one for the team and it was bad. Rally bad. Susan is at least 60, has a huge gut and bruises all over her arms. Everything covered too. I should have just walked out.[/QUOTE]Candy is gone, Cookie is still in pole position, Jeanie wouldn't show me Susan! I knew it must be bad! New girl / Granny coming tonight! Never been there before!

If anyone would like to inquire as to what transpired in the last week, it hard to explain. So I will save my knuckles)).

[QUOTE=JayFoto27;5754493]Got to tell ya, had time and money to burn, so made the trip. Cookie and candy made it worth it, as I got their early. I wouldn't say it was the perfect 4 hand, they worked ok together and switched a couple times, but it was very enjoyable, especially with popping early and getting the refill. Nothing in Columbus compares at all.[/QUOTE]Yeah, there just aren't a lot of places like Warren. Even if the talent is mediocre or downright lousy, no one even tries to pretend the AMPs are anything but what they are. There's no code, no secret handshake, no long, expensive process of building rapport and trust. You want something, you ask for it, you get it.

Glad you had a good trip.

[QUOTE=Ionlycip69;5755760]Candy is gone, Cookie is still in pole position, Jeanie wouldn't show me Susan! I knew it must be bad! New girl / Granny coming tonight! Never been there before!

If anyone would like to inquire as to what transpired in the last week, it hard to explain. So I will save my knuckles)).[/QUOTE]Welcome back brother! Good to see you and hope you're doing well!

[QUOTE=Chunks92;5755867]Welcome back brother! Good to see you and hope you're doing well![/QUOTE]I couldn't leave you to fend for yourself! Appreciate the brotherhood and looking forward to posting more stories about this great sport we love so much!

[QUOTE=Ionlycip69;5755760]Candy is gone, Cookie is still in pole position, Jeanie wouldn't show me Susan! I knew it must be bad! New girl / Granny coming tonight! Never been there before!

If anyone would like to inquire as to what transpired in the last week, it hard to explain. So I will save my knuckles)).[/QUOTE]Sometimes it's best to not really know about the past, just shrug your shoulders and walk on. Just glad you're back, never have steered me wrong.

[QUOTE=Sean1979;5755293]Don't do it man. I took one for the team and it was bad. Rally bad. Susan is at least 60, has a huge gut and bruises all over her arms. Everything covered too. I should have just walked out.[/QUOTE]Thank you, sir! I appreciate your feedback.

I don't have a good pokerface, so I may have accidentally hurt some feelings when they wheeled Susan out for me!

Haven't sen to much on Sunny lately, what is the scoop?.

[QUOTE=CincyHobbist;5757866]Haven't sen to much on Sunny lately, what is the scoop?.[/QUOTE]All you got to do is scroll down the page and you will find out about sunny.