Massage Parlor Reports

It's like these people can't read. The info is here, right in front of them and they still insist on trying it out.

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3764351]I seriously don't mean any disrespect here but for anyone that thinks that they are going to get anything other than a half-ass massage at any of these places the next time that thought occurs to you simply take the money that you're going to spend there put it in an ashtray and set it on fire and hold your hands over it and warm them. Because that will be more than you will get when you go to one of these places really if Common Sense hasn't kicked in by now you're just burning your money up throwing it out the door for no reason I mean really guys fool me once shame on you fool me 15 times shame on me. MJ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hbergeron;3762354]Ocean Spa busted today.

[URL]http://www.wvtm13.com/article/authorities-raid-ocean-spa-in-east-birmingham/19460425[/URL][/QUOTE]Yep. That's the death knell, most likely. Consider myself lucky to have enjoyed the good 'ol Yoshiko days. I dare say we won't see the likes of those ever again. (long, sad sigh.).

[QUOTE=Davepi2;3763871]Hi, coming from Ohio for races next month. I had hoped to make it last year but had to cancel. I asked then for any reco's for either massage or strip clubs. I'll try again, what is the best place where I will leave happy? I am staying on the southeast side of town. Any help would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Sadly, Dave. It's pretty much a dry well around here these days. There are only two in town (easily found in the forums) and one of those got raided last Friday. Any of the others around here are all tease joints. Wish the news was better, but save your money and avoid disappointment.

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3765248]It's like these people can't read. The info is here, right in front of them and they still insist on trying it out.[/QUOTE]Hell no I'm still boycotting their asses. I was just curious to know if same owners. Same bullshit with angel, lotus and lily. Owner still owns the same three, just now advertising on backpage. To make it plain, same owners, same tease joint spells same bullshit!

Yoshiko wasn't anything compared to Fuji, Sun or Pinetree. Fuji in Center Point, to this day is the best, real AMP I've ever been in. I always got a kick out of their porn mags they kept in the sauna room. It was these old school mags like Black Tail, Celebrity Slueth and OUI. The first time I went there was almost 25 years ago. I always joked with a buddy that if I had found the place earlier, I would've took one of them to the prom, LOL.

[QUOTE=SwC5656;3765443]Yep. That's the death knell, most likely. Consider myself lucky to have enjoyed the good 'ol Yoshiko days. I dare say we won't see the likes of those ever again. (long, sad sigh.).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3765915]Yoshiko wasn't anything compared to Fuji, Sun or Pinetree. Fuji in Center Point, to this day is the best, real AMP I've ever been in. I always got a kick out of their porn mags they kept in the sauna room. It was these old school mags like Black Tail, Celebrity Slueth and OUI. The first time I went there was almost 25 years ago. I always joked with a buddy that if I had found the place earlier, I would've took one of them to the prom, LOL.[/QUOTE]I have to disagree. Yoshiko or Q were best to me, maybe because I was older and more comfortable by then but I remember at Yoshiko the mama sam bringing 4 ladies in the room. I chose Sky, I'm sure why'all remember her, but hell they all looked almost equal.

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3765915]Yoshiko wasn't anything compared to Fuji, Sun or Pinetree. Fuji in Center Point, to this day is the best, real AMP I've ever been in. I always got a kick out of their porn mags they kept in the sauna room. It was these old school mags like Black Tail, Celebrity Slueth and OUI. The first time I went there was almost 25 years ago. I always joked with a buddy that if I had found the place earlier, I would've took one of them to the prom, LOL.[/QUOTE]Joe, you made my morning. I forgot about those mags in the sauna at Fuji. I was fortunate enough to visit there as well. God, I miss those days. You never appreciate anything as much as you should till it's gone.

[QUOTE=Sleeper11;3766557]I have to disagree. Yoshiko or Q were best to me, maybe because I was older and more comfortable by then but I remember at Yoshiko the mama sam bringing 4 ladies in the room. I chose Sky, I'm sure why'all remember her, but hell they all looked almost equal.[/QUOTE]Ah, Sky and Cherry. There were two of my favorites, as well as many others on here I'm sure. I was such a frequent visitor at Yoshiko at the time that the mamasan actually made me eat with them one evening, when I'd dropped in around dinner time. And let me tell you, that older, grandmotherly lady who took care of those girls could cook, brother! That may well qualify as one of the best evenings in my life on several levels, come to think of it. LOL!

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[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3763851]The same people own it. It's the Houliang bunch that owns Foot. I don't why you all keep fucking going to these places. Haven't you all learned your lesson yet?[/QUOTE]Yes, I've learned. And my experiences area obviously different from yours. Every trip won't be successful, but enough are successful so I continue to visit my favorites and occasionally try others. Variety is good, and hunting is fun. My post let others know that I, at least, got no extras at any Alabaster CAMP.

Anyone been to Lily in Resource Drive area?

I went last night and woman was very good!

Attractive and gives a great massage.

It seems as though the boycott is working. Now's there probably plenty of people who have no clue of this board but are just curious as to what goes on at Asian joints because of all they've heard over the years. You can tell by the people who post on here who have no posts whatsoever, but want to ask questions about a location, or post that they had an amazing experience at such and such place, and want us all to believe that they're the only ones who found the goldmine. I'm not buying it. I've been to every mp that's ever been in the Birmingham area and I can tell you what's going to happen at them 99.9% of the time. And if you read other threads in other cities in other states, you find out the same thing is happening all over. Everything is being overtaken by these tease joints that give shitty massages and wants you to take care of yourself. And I know some guys have no problem with diy. I'm not one of them. I'm not someone who's life is so boring that I get excited by a slight graze of my nutsack, or a stray finger running over my asshole, and then will proceed to jack myself off and then tip someone for it. That's the dumbest, most pathetic shit I've ever heard. These places prosper off the weak. Stop being weak. Trust me, you won't miss it.

Any intel on One Spa? I assume Ocean is closed?? I had a dream another it 3 days prior to the raid. Shew.

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3783590]It seems as though the boycott is working. Now's there probably plenty of people who have no clue of this board but are just curious as to what goes on at Asian joints because of all they've heard over the years. You can tell by the people who post on here who have no posts whatsoever, but want to ask questions about a location, or post that they had an amazing experience at such and such place, and want us all to believe that they're the only ones who found the goldmine. I'm not buying it. I've been to every mp that's ever been in the Birmingham area and I can tell you what's going to happen at them 99.9% of the time. And if you read other threads in other cities in other states, you find out the same thing is happening all over. Everything is being overtaken by these tease joints that give shitty massages and wants you to take care of yourself. And I know some guys have no problem with diy. I'm not one of them. I'm not someone who's life is so boring that I get excited by a slight graze of my nutsack, or a stray finger running over my asshole, and then will proceed to jack myself off and then tip someone for it. That's the dumbest, most pathetic shit I've ever heard. These places prosper off the weak. Stop being weak. Trust me, you won't miss it.[/QUOTE]Absolutely correct Joe and we as members of The Forum should continue to put information out there for the inexperienced who stumble on this board to let them know that these places are terrible and are a total waste of money and time. The people that own and operate these places can make just as much money giving you a terrible massage and nothing in the way of extras as they can by running what at one time was a legitimate full service Asian massage parlor. And in running the business the way that it is being done these days they take no risk in human trafficking charges or in being busted for any sort of sexual offense. Save your money guys there are no places in the old time sense of the word The True full service Asian massage parlors have dried up and go away. Even in cities like Atlanta New York Chicago and LA the real deal massage parlors are getting very hard to find so save your money and hopefully there will be less and less of these terrible tease joints out there. MJ.

[QUOTE=Newbie1033;3785248]Any intel on One Spa? I assume Ocean is closed?? I had a dream another it 3 days prior to the raid. Shew.[/QUOTE]One Spa is still open. Save your money the women there are old and not very attractive and the service is not very good you would have better luck on Backpage with some of the touring Asian women it's still a pig in a poke and not what you're used to in the old time Asian spas but it's better than what's currently available at One Spa and at any of these tease joints that are out there. MJ.

While the FBI (Fumbling Bungling Idiots) seized Backpage, Craigslist also has shutdown their Therapeutic section. Anybody know of other good sites? Rubmaps is stale and useless unless unless you've got the premium version. And I'm only assuming the premium is useful.

Tried to get on rubmaps and it's no longer working. These are sad times.

[QUOTE=MajorCanis;3789548]While the FBI (Fumbling Bungling Idiots) seized Backpage, Craigslist also has shutdown their Therapeutic section. Anybody know of other good sites? Rubmaps is stale and useless unless unless you've got the premium version. And I'm only assuming the premium is useful.[/QUOTE]

What's going to be interesting to see is how much the BP shutdown is going to impact these local tease parlors. With no place to advertise, it will be very interesting to see how many of them close up shop.

BP or CL not being around isn't going to affect them one bit. Everyone knows where they are. I'm not sure why they advertised in the first place. It was kinda overkill, and somewhat stupid. Some of them have been open for years and they still have grand opening ads. So, the ones that want to continue to go to them will, and the ones that don't, won't.

[QUOTE=SwC5656;3794953]What's going to be interesting to see is how much the BP shutdown is going to impact these local tease parlors. With no place to advertise, it will be very interesting to see how many of them close up shop.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3795417]BP or CL not being around isn't going to affect them one bit. Everyone knows where they are. I'm not sure why they advertised in the first place. It was kinda overkill, and somewhat stupid. Some of them have been open for years and they still have grand opening ads. So, the ones that want to continue to go to them will, and the ones that don't, won't.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I know all the Bham spots, but when I travel (which I do a lot) BP and CL were a great resource for finding new places that were close to where I was staying.

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3795417]BP or CL not being around isn't going to affect them one bit. Everyone knows where they are. I'm not sure why they advertised in the first place. It was kinda overkill, and somewhat stupid. Some of them have been open for years and they still have grand opening ads. So, the ones that want to continue to go to them will, and the ones that don't, won't.[/QUOTE]I think that is a very short sided view. Do you really think the only customers these places will have are the exact same ones as now? So nobody from another city or nobody new at all could ever possibly want to go there? Plus even most of the current customers do not have every location and every phone number memorized or in their phone for even the current places. Essentially you are out of your mind if you think this will not impact their business "one bit".

Did you ever think about looking on here, or posting on here if you decide to go out of town, and asking for information in the area you plan to go to?

[QUOTE=MajorCanis;3795756]Yeah, I know all the Bham spots, but when I travel (which I do a lot) BP and CL were a great resource for finding new places that were close to where I was staying.[/QUOTE]

Any places offering DIY? PM me please.

[QUOTE=Atp205;3804412]Any places offering DIY? PM me please.[/QUOTE]Most places in Bham offer it except for a few. Lotus, Kungfu, Angel to name a few.

Given the location, I would imagine it is just another DIY (if even that), but I saw a new Massage sign at a place across from the Walmart at Eastwood. Anyone been there?

Where is Eastwood? Sorry. In any event I obviously haven't been there but I'm game to toftt if it's close.

Has lotus reopened or where did it move? Last I visited it was still over behind Kohl's off 280 by dreamland and all that.

[QUOTE=Spencer1000;3810010]Where is Eastwood? Sorry. In any event I obviously haven't been there but I'm game to toftt if it's close.

Has lotus reopened or where did it move? Last I visited it was still over behind Kohl's off 280 by dreamland and all that.[/QUOTE]Off Crestwood. The site of the old Eastwood Mall.

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[QUOTE=JohnDeuce;3810004]Given the location, I would imagine it is just another DIY (if even that), but I saw a new Massage sign at a place across from the Walmart at Eastwood. Anyone been there?[/QUOTE]I toftt. This is a lagit massage parlor. Ran by an asian couple. Had 3 facedown chairs and about ten massage rooms. I opted for the chair massage. I've been having neck problems anyways. My best guess, not even diy is allowed. Very busy storefront.

On a scale of 1 to 10, the massage was an 8. Keep in mind i was spoiled by Sooni at that Kill-Pain place in Homewood. Whatever happened to her. I miss her.

I guess time doesn't really change anything, or people on here have a short memory, because from reading between the lines on some of these posts why'all are back to being satisfied to pay someone to watch you jerk off. And to keep these tease joints in business. I mean, hell. Since this board has been shut down there was two more that opened up. If you're life is at a point where you get satisfied by paying someone to watch you play with your pathetic peckers, do yourself a favor. Stop going to the places, save that money and start your own tease joint. Apparently as long as there's desperate guys, the business will be booming. And maybe you can talk the workers into watching you jerk off. Only this time it'll be free.

Boycott these tease joints nothing has changed since we lost many of our places to see ads posted and information forms. I have a Korean friend who is in the business and she tells me that even in Atlanta the real traditional Asian massage parlors run by and featuring Korean girls are very much on the decline and these tease joints are growing by Leaps and Bounds. With law enforcement using human trafficking as a way to leverage more pain on these places you're going to see less and less of the real deal until eventually they'll all be gone. The owners can make just as much money with a phony ad and a tease parlor as they can with the real deal and not put themselves in any legal Jeopardy so why would they bother hopefully we'll continue to see the traveling Asian girls if seeing an Asian woman is your thing because the good old days of full service Asian massage parlors is pretty much over even in places like Atlanta Chicago and New York. MJ.

[QUOTE=Hbergeron;3741588]The ones that were here illegally (probably all of them) were deported.[/QUOTE]I know that the owner and the lady who ran it went to jail. I don't know much about the girls who were working there.

Was just in Birmingham for a couple of days and visited two AMP's. In both places got a great massage, a lot of fun teasing, and both took great care to ensure I was happy. There was no indication from either place that it was DIY. Now neither of the ladies were beauties but they were attentive and made me very happy.

[QUOTE=StreetSeeker;3812335]Was just in Birmingham for a couple of days and visited two AMP's. In both places got a great massage, a lot of fun teasing, and both took great care to ensure I was happy. There was no indication from either place that it was DIY. Now neither of the ladies were beauties but they were attentive and made me very happy.[/QUOTE]Just letting all of the one-post wonders and members with no history, don't waste my time with a PM asking for information. I only share with Senior members whose posts or PMs show shared information too.

[QUOTE=StreetSeeker;3814893]Just letting all of the one-post wonders and members with no history, don't waste my time with a PM asking for information.Sorry I meant to send PM

Everyone who is legit, already knows where these places are. Out of respect to the owner people don't blab it around to everyone. If you're smart, you wouldn't either.

[QUOTE=StreetSeeker;3814893]Just letting all of the one-post wonders and members with no history, don't waste my time with a PM asking for information. I only share with Senior members whose posts or PMs show shared information too.[/QUOTE]

Still around and working? Always heard good things about her.

[QUOTE=Vscrtlvr;3817990]Still around and working? Always heard good things about her.[/QUOTE]She is this is her Facebook link you can contact her from there hope this helps. MJ [URL]https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100017984550481[/URL].

[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3818067]She is this is her Facebook link you can contact her from there hope this helps. MJ [URL]https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100017984550481[/URL].[/QUOTE]Is there a way to contact Lauren other than facebook? Feel free to PM. Thank you.