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[QUOTE=Vino 7373; 1306020]I just noticed that each poster has his handle in white, bold letters, on his post, but the color barely stands out. It's almost invisible but is there. Don't tell me this has been this way all along and I'm just now noticing it!
Is this new?[/QUOTE]I first noticed it about 4-5 days ago, but it is so faint I could not say for certain whether or not it has always been there.
Beady
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;1306082]Vino time for new glasses or a new computer, letters are black-VS.[/QUOTE]Go back and highlight the text in your last post, you'll see it then. It's right below the post count info in the upper left.
Here you go:
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? ' pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes, ' she replied, 'isn't it wonderful? '
'I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. '
'Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter! '
Thought of you the minute I read it.
Marc
Well, at least she follow the directions.
[QUOTE=Marc70; 1306621]Here you go:
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? ' pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes, ' she replied, 'isn't it wonderful? '
'I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. '
'Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter! '
Thought of you the minute I read it.
Marc[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Marc70; 1306621]Here you go:
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? ' pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes, ' she replied, 'isn't it wonderful? '
'I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. '
'Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter! '
Thought of you the minute I read it.
Marc[/QUOTE]Well I must say that it is funny Marc. But why would this make you think of me?
JEWISH DIVORCE.
A Jewish daughter says to her mother,"I'm divorcing Irv."
All he Wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece.
When it used to be the size of a nickel."
Her mother says,
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 Bedroom mansion.
You drive a $250, 000 Ferrari,
You get $2, 000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and.
You want to throw all that away.
Over 45 cents?"
Now that's a Jewish mother!
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;1306743]Well I must say that it is funny Marc. But why would this make you think of me?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Marc70; 1306621]Here you go:
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? ' pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes, ' she replied, 'isn't it wonderful? '
'I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. '
'Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter! '
Thought of you the minute I read it.
Marc[/QUOTE]Ash,
I just thought this one would fit in with your jokes no more no less.
Love you babe,
Marc
Hey I saw a Dr. Yesterday for my broken dick, those damn shots really work.
Wish me luck going to put one to use on Sunday.
First visit and left with 2 doses $615. 00.
Additional doses 20 bucks per.
So, nicole, I mean Jazz, I mean london, has now in addition to changing her name three times in as many weeks, as also. Drum roll please. Changed her photos. To a. Completely different gal.
I officially consider this one a "watchout" alert guys, but as always, do what you wish.
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Berend, sweetie you have a wonderful day, wishing all of your best wishes cum true.
Happy Birthday Baby. See you real soon.
Playing It Safe,
Jerseygirl.
XoXoXoXo
[QUOTE=Jethrow1; 1306945]Hey I saw a Dr. Yesterday for my broken dick, those damn shots really work.
Wish me luck going to put one to use on Sunday.
First visit and left with 2 doses $615. 00.
Additional doses 20 bucks per.[/QUOTE]Really well.
Looking for a new regular. All my good ones have left the business or moved away.
Requirements:
Thin.
GFE.
$$ or less per hr.
Provides incall.
Anywhere from downtown to Lk Mary (also including apopka, mt Dora and Eustis areas)
If you perfer you can I'm me. As you can see I don't get involved with most of the BS drama on here, so I CAN keep a secret if you want me to.
I have NOTHING to share (at this time, but would do so, when I have something to share back).
If you are going to tell me to F off. For making this request. Please keep the flames to yourself. I have always provide good, reliable info to this board and will not reply to any flames. I have looked around both on here and other places and just not finding anything that flips my skirt (or just asking way to much) , or the data is old.
Thanks in advance for any help.
[QUOTE=Jethrow1;1312771]Really well.[/QUOTE]Prostaglandin E1 (PGE1) , a / k/a alprostadil?
Doesn't that give you a 45-60 minute long erection regardless of orgasm?
[QUOTE=Michael Caffey; 1313102]Prostaglandin E1 (PGE1) , a / k/a alprostadil?
Doesn't that give you a 45-60 minute long erection regardless of orgasm?[/QUOTE]Will outlast my old body.
Is the effect adequate to the task, or rock hard like when you were young?
You hit Boston Medical or some other doctor or group?
She pretty much meets all those critieria.
[QUOTE=Eustisflman; 1313068]Looking for a new regular. All my good ones have left the business or moved away.
Requirements:
Thin.
GFE.
$$ or less per hr.
Provides incall.
Anywhere from downtown to Lk Mary (also including apopka, mt Dora and Eustis areas)
If you perfer you can I'm me. As you can see I don't get involved with most of the BS drama on here, so I CAN keep a secret if you want me to.
I have NOTHING to share (at this time, but would do so, when I have something to share back).
If you are going to tell me to F off. For making this request. Please keep the flames to yourself. I have always provide good, reliable info to this board and will not reply to any flames. I have looked around both on here and other places and just not finding anything that flips my skirt (or just asking way to much) , or the data is old.
Thanks in advance for any help.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Michael Caffey; 1313869]Is the effect adequate to the task, or rock hard like when you were young?
You hit Boston Medical or some other doctor or group?[/QUOTE]Dosage can be adjusted up or down, hard lasts me about 1. 5-2 hours.
He is Dr. In Maitland, small office, Mondays and Fridays.
$115. 00 for initial consultation. $500 for in office trial injection to check dosage, leave with 2 doses to test.
Refills are avg. 20 per.
PM me for name and,
Ladies, who are providers can you please email me if you like to know more about a gentleman named David. He calls for an appointment, he shows and before you get to doing anything, he says that he has to go down to the car because he wanted to make sure that you are not LEO. He leaves and never returns. I have his digits if you want to make sure that you are not the next Lady in his scam.
[QUOTE=Blukem;1313976]She pretty much meets all those critieria.[/QUOTE]I have email thread from her and me that go back over a year. We just never can get or timing right. I'll keep trying.
[QUOTE=Eustisflman;1314575]I have email thread from her and me that go back over a year. We just never can get or timing right. I'll keep trying.[/QUOTE]I recently spent 6 weeks in Fl from the UK and managed to hook up with Izzy 5 times (each time wonderful) without any problems.
Guess it just goes to show YMMV in all aspects of mongering.
Beady
So I guess Dawn is stealing my thunder! No, she is a great lady and I hope you all treat her good. She deserves it. Ok Dawn I plugged you so don't forget to send me my share. LOL! Well I got to be honest I sure do miss alot of you fine men and all the memories we made in the hot tub and in those fake panaled rooms. Steam was coming out from under those doors huh?
I would love to hear from you. Have to be honest, I am bored. Need some excitement terribly! Pm me. I may respond.
[QUOTE=Beady; 1314837]I recently spent 6 weeks in Fl from the UK and managed to hook up with Izzy 5 times (each time wonderful) without any problems.
Guess it just goes to show YMMV in all aspects of mongering.
Beady[/QUOTE]Thank you for passing my name to others. I am happy that you vacationed in FL and that we were able to meet. I had a great time each and every time that we had a meeting. I look forward to our meeting in 2012 when you return. Keep referring, I keep accepting. That is the best way. Hugs. Izzy
[QUOTE=Eustisflman;1314575]I have email thread from her and me that go back over a year. We just never can get or timing right. I'll keep trying.[/QUOTE]Feel bad on my end that we have not been able to hook up. I will be available Thursday the 10th and Friday the 11th. Then after that I will disappear for several weeks. Have my annual vacation planned. If we for some reason are unable to meet before leave, I will see that we get together in January. Hugs
New to the forum! And might I add am already ADDICTED! Xo
Arianna
[QUOTE=Littleizzy;1315157]Feel bad on my end that we have not been able to hook up. I will be available Thursday the 10th and Friday the 11th. Then after that I will disappear for several weeks. Have my annual vacation planned. If we for some reason are unable to meet before leave, I will see that we get together in January. Hugs[/QUOTE]I know that one day we will see each other. That was in no way to blame you on us not meeting. Just seem that our timing is never right. I will look forward to a jan meeting for my birthday month.
EFM
[QUOTE=Beady; 1314837]I recently spent 6 weeks in Fl from the UK and managed to hook up with Izzy 5 times (each time wonderful) without any problems.
Guess it just goes to show YMMV in all aspects of mongering.
Beady[/QUOTE]I work crazy long hours and I am married with a family. I just can not leave the house for hours on end.
To my fellow veterans. Take care my brothers and sisters in arms, and have a Good Veterans Day. Hang in there, and thank you for your service.
[QUOTE=PeterPiper52;1315641]To my fellow veterans. Take care my brothers and sisters in arms, and have a Good Veterans Day. Hang in there, and thank you for your service.[/QUOTE]Kudos to you and all other veteran's who served with me defending this great nation. Although it would be nice to see more Veteran's Day specials begin advertised! A free sub at subway can only get you so far!
[QUOTE=Eustisflman; 1315586]I know that one day we will see each other. That was in no way to blame you on us not meeting. Just seem that our timing is never right. I will look forward to a jan meeting for my birthday month.
EFM[/QUOTE]Cool. I will keep you posted as to my arrival in January. I would love to see that you have a great birthday present waiting for you.
Hugs
[QUOTE=D Willis;1315703]Kudos to you and all other veteran's who served with me defending this great nation. Although it would be nice to see more Veteran's Day specials begin advertised! A free sub at subway can only get you so far![/QUOTE]Double Kudos
This has got to be the police, I mean really? Either its the police, or a REALLY new provider smh.
Gentalmen beware!
[quote]Well yesterday I posted for her with a few misleads. But now she is okay with it. She desperately needs help with something. She is no deadbeat, she works 2 jobs and us trying. But had a horrible incident.
She IS willing to do 2 guys at once for 3bills each or one guy for 6bills.
Hit her up Text only first 407-501-7957 or email QRose1893@yahoo.com
MUST SEND PHOTO AND CONTACT INFO.
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Although having the honor to serve in our Armed Forces for two decades, I am humbled by those who currently serve and have served. Hats off to all Veterans and those currently serving.
Safe travels,
JC.
[QUOTE=D Willis;1315703]Kudos to you and all other veteran's who served with me defending this great nation. Although it would be nice to see more Veteran's Day specials begin advertised! A free sub at subway can only get you so far![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Just Cruzin; 1315803]Although having the honor to serve in our Armed Forces for two decades, I am humbled by those who currently serve and have served. Hats off to all Veterans and those currently serving.
Safe travels,
JC.[/QUOTE]Please be assured that we in the UK feel a true affinity with our [U][/U]genuine[U][/U] Friends and comrades.
There are many memories, some good some bad but without the sacrifice of our armed forces, we would not be here to have those memories.
BD
[QUOTE=D Willis;1315703]Kudos to you and all other veteran's who served with me defending this great nation. Although it would be nice to see more Veteran's Day specials begin advertised! A free sub at subway can only get you so far![/QUOTE]I took advantage of the free lunch at the Texas Roadhouse. A nice 6oz med. Rare steak, baked potato, and Caesar salad. Can't beat a free meal like that. I plan on going to Subway later to pick up a free 6" sub for tomorrow. Golden Corral has a free meal for veterans on Monday from 11-3. Get there early.
Thank you to all who served. You have our unwavering gratitude, respect and admiration.
Montana
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I moved this discussion from the now worthless Postive Escort Reviews section:
[QUOTE=Exec Talent;1315698]How about cutting this guy some slack? He was not at all trying to mislead anyone. He provided more than enough information about his experience to help us make an informed decision.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Otwist; 1316353]He may not have been intentionally trying to mislead others, but when he says she was GFE and PSE it was misleading. When he went into more detail it became clear it was just a case of OS not knowing what GFE and PSE are. However, if everyone is working off of their own definition of GFE and PSE all reports that use GFE or PSE will be totally useless. It will be necessary for the poster to go into some of the graphic details, which you and so many others want to avoid on the board. If we can use GFE and we all can agree what that term means, then we don't have write as many details.
Sara Butterfly Brittney sounds like a nice lady with an extensive menu, but that menu does not include GFE. She may be close, but some mongers are looking for certain items off of the GFE menu and if she does not do that, then she can't be called a GFE provider. It does not mean she is a bad provider and she does have a few good reviews on here now, so if you are ok with a CBJ, you probably would be happy. I do think it is kind of an insult to the ladies that actually provide GFE services for ladies to claim they are GFE and guys to post certain ladies as GFE when they are clearly not.[/QUOTE]The point you seem to be missing is that OriginalSin did not just post that she was GFE; he went on to state what services she provided and implied that the experience TO HIM was at the GFE level. Although I know it is hard to believe but some men actually enjoy the company of women and not just getting off or one specific act performed in a specific way. OriginalSin apparently falls into that category since what he received was an experience that made him think of Sara as a girlfriend. I do get that for many here a girl is not GFE unless she provides a BBBJ. However, OriginalSin was clear in his post the services that were provided and that HE still felt the experience rose to the level of GFE. Seems to me if that is the case, then Sara understands that there is more to being a woman and making a man feel like a man than just one act performed in a certain way.
Kudos Sara and to OriginalSin, thanks for your informative post. Let's move on, shall we.
1. This was not a commercial message.
2. If I posted something offensive, please email me before you delete my post.
3. I was just letting my friends know that I was going to be gone a while and not to get worried about me.
Lets try to retrace my steps.
I will be away from the area Nov 12- first of the year. To all of you who took the time out to visit me during 2011, Thank you. If I did not get around to meeting with you, please stay tune and I will be back soon. Everybody, please have a Happy Thanksgiving, A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
In the mean time, I guess I will have to re frame from posting any thing on the board, being that I posted something that the admin did not like. I am not really sure as to what that was.
[QUOTE=Montana77; 1316021]Thank you to all who served. You have our unwavering gratitude, respect and admiration.
Montana[/QUOTE]Having just retired from the armed forces, I am honored at the kudos recieved from you guys. I assure you that my comrads overseas still on active duty have been able to make it through all the s%t because of your support.
Thank You All!